points: 25

what's for dinner?

sexy time is on the menu

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by DejaVu

submitted April 11th 2013

110 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
what's for dinner?
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You can just tell this is in the middle of a gay romp.
"Put the plate on your head or something silly"
5 years ago
And I do think it is silly!
5 years ago
I wear one so the government can't read my thoughts.
5 years ago
Looks like theres gonna be some spotted dick for dessert !
5 years ago
Some mothers do have him ...
5 years ago
* Looks at the picture *
* Looks at the first person to upvote *
...
* Looks at the picture *
...
* Laughs hard enough to wake the dead *
5 years ago
are you saying that she took the pic, phony?
5 years ago
Hahahaha nice try nigger
5 years ago
You would be dumb enough to try something like that and think nobody would still understand the joke.
5 years ago
there's only one joke visible right now, and it's a phony fraud based on a welcher.
5 years ago
I believe the only joke here is in your pants, junior.
5 years ago
it only tastes funny because your mom has such a stanky snatch, kid
5 years ago
i probably shouldn't have raw dogged that slut, but she begged me for it
5 years ago
You don't want any of this. You do realize "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing To F' Wit" originally had my name in place of Wu-Tangs, right?
5 years ago
don't worry, you don't have to call me daddy just because your mom craves my cock...
5 years ago
hahahaha already going to a 3rd grade bus stop insult.

and that's a Meltdown.

+1 Team Freshie
5 years ago
hmmmm, so it was originally the welchie clan?
5 years ago
poor phony freshie...loses it almost as easily as the original welchie
5 years ago
it's ok, new guy...this site isn't for everyone
5 years ago
tr thought to himself while this picture of him was taken: "You know Reginald, I do enjoy sucking off the government tit as much as I enjoy sucking you off! Why mob dried cum off the floor at my local adult shop when I could draw checks for free and be the ultimate mooch!"

What a waste.
5 years ago
they're pretty nice over on liveleak...and no one there probably had sex with your mom yet
5 years ago
People like you should be placed into work camps until you either earn what you've drawn from the state while you went without trying to find work.
5 years ago
you know, every city has a rants and raves section...not that anyone will read your drivel over there, either.
5 years ago
I've got no problems with a legit run of bad luck and someone who needs assistance but people like you who just mooch...you're the lowest of the low. Just a creepy drain on society, giving nothing in return and only asking for unwarranted self-perceived entitlements.
5 years ago
Is liveleak where you go when everyone ostracizes you from tiny? hahahahaha "HEY GUYS! IM FUN! I CAN SOLVE A RUBIKS CUBE-oh you banned me too :("
5 years ago
Exactly, you rube, shut the fuck up.
5 years ago
I'm getting so many +1's against tr it sounds like Mario hitting a never-ending coin block.
5 years ago
maybe you should have made your new name mr. rourke, because you're living on fantasy island
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
* possum subs a cute horsey gif *
5 years ago
I wanna see
5 years ago
tr_pedo, you're dismissed.
5 years ago
and richard could be your tattoo: "DE NOOBZ, DE NOOBZ, DE NOOBZ ARE COMING, DE NOOBZ ARE COMING"
5 years ago
but can the phony freshy do the mr. rourke accent?
5 years ago
The worst part of that comment is the fact that you typed it thinking someone, anyone, would laugh. "LULZ this will get so many laughs! lololololol" wtf man.
5 years ago
the spittle in this thread could end the midwestern drought
5 years ago
possum! how's life - in 3 words or less using no verbs.
5 years ago
you should have taken your own advice before, phony...when you told yourself to shut the fuck up...not that you're a rube, rubes actually have some brains to get conned
5 years ago
hehehe, "mr. rourke" is going to grant you your fantasy now, possum
5 years ago
There you go trying to be witty again. You need to stop before Crimes Against Humanity are brought against you.
5 years ago
btw Zevon on the player is making this even funnier for some reason.
5 years ago
hahahaha every time i refresh i see the subbed picture for a half second and remember how much of an utter fucking tool you are. hahahahaha so good
5 years ago
My Shit's Fucked up is always good for a laugh
5 years ago
it's good that your fantasy life is so rich, montleblah
5 years ago
What's your favorite Warren Zevon song, tr?
5 years ago
Trick question. Nobody gives a shit what you think.
5 years ago
all you need now is your side-kick...better flash the otter symbol and get tattoo over here
5 years ago
his name is dik
he's his own sidekick
it's called the dik signal

But i forgot a noob wouldn't remember those simple facts.
5 years ago
You're really one of worst noobs i can ever recall.
5 years ago
wrong, he's tattoo, you're mr. rourke, you both live on fantasy island where you believe that you regularly "pwn" me with your witty comments...the truth is so pathetic that it can't be described here.
5 years ago
You're so delusional from the continuous thrashings from dik and myself on separate fronts it's almost funny.

But mostly sad.
5 years ago
look, phony, the only reason why the real freshie even got the attention that he did was because he pretended that he was a man and made a bet like a man and then welched like a cowardly little pussy bitch.
5 years ago
notice how you regularly get owned by the facts of freshie being a welcher and come back with some faggy internet bullshit?
5 years ago
do it some more, because i never get tired of calling out a coward.
5 years ago
Notice how your language gets more and more hostile and simple the angrier you get?

lmao +1 Team Freshie
5 years ago
You ain't fuckin' with my dougie.
5 years ago
Maybe you should watch some videos about otters.
5 years ago
You were the kid who was constantly on the receiving end of the "quit hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself?" game. Weren't you?
5 years ago
wow, more internet bullshit, how totally unexpected...keep pretending you're a man, which is something a welcher can never be.
5 years ago
Smear The Queer used to be a game but not I think it could be used to sum up your childhood and early adult years.
5 years ago
incidentally, i never stopped calling the real freshie a welcher from the first time he welched, and i pretty much never will, so if you think this is "new" then you should maybe go do some research on your namesake.
5 years ago
you should definitely keep going with your little internet humor, though...i mean, a failure of a man such as yourself only really has humor.
5 years ago
It makes me sick in my stomach to think of the poor mothers you scare whenever you decide to make your rounds of the local playgrounds.
5 years ago
Why don't you prey on someone your own age.
5 years ago
you mean like setting up some sucker and showing him to be a welcher?

welcome to right now.
5 years ago
don't worry, maybe you'll get vicsinned and this all might stop...except for you knowing that you're less than a man and can never get back that you straight up welched.
5 years ago
Says the man who can't produce his alleged Mensa Credentials.
5 years ago
ha!
5 years ago
still waiting on the money, kid...but you already knew that...much like pro memberships, the aren't free!
5 years ago
Pull your head out of your ass when you talk to me.
5 years ago
more internet foolishness...i guess a ball-less pretender of a welcher doesn't really have anything else
5 years ago
lol you've had so many Meltdowns you're not even aware when you're in the midst of one, are you?
5 years ago
i'm aware when a welcher is trying to pretend he's a man and hoping people will ignore his failures
5 years ago
kind of like you're doing on your little fantasy island, rourke
5 years ago
okay- how much money are we talking about here?
5 years ago
Oh come on, now you're just projecting. You need to take some of that free time you have while mooching off the government and invest it into therapy for a multitude of reasons.
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure it can't do anything but help given the sad rut you're in.
5 years ago
@possum

I think like $500 or so. I can't remember because I knew tr would never pay up.
5 years ago
how about you get your welching namesake to make good on the $500 he owes me, phony...or is welching just the norm on fantasy island?
5 years ago
now, had i lost, i would have owed $2500...but, since the evidence is right here on this very site, kind of hard to pretend i didn't win that wager
5 years ago
There's no evidence.
5 years ago
It's been established repeatedly. Bring up the link to the post, boyo. Pretty much everyone agrees with me.
5 years ago
if i paypal you both 50 dollars will you shut up?
5 years ago
I'll match it
5 years ago
But I wouldn't expect you to acknowledge the truth seeing as the real truth never fits into your warped make-believe world you've created for yourself.
5 years ago
look, phony, the evidence is right there...pretending that it isn't really does nothing
5 years ago
Only if you follow through with it, poss.
5 years ago
tr's been pwned again.

The challenge was thrown down, he avoided it. Hahahaha classic tr.
5 years ago
what you should have done, moron, was just left the first bet alone and let me pay for the mensa credentials, but, like a sucker, you had to see the sat scores...so, you saw them, and renigged.
5 years ago
oh, you really don't know how to find the evidence where i pwned you up and down?

yeah, that's about what i'd expect from a phony.
5 years ago
look under the top posts, new guy
5 years ago
just send a notarized copy of you bank account PIN, and i'll get right on that
5 years ago
Here's what's going to happen since I'm in charge of this thrashing and you're on the receiving end of it.

I'm going to leave this thread now since I've undoubtedly put you into yet another corner. You're probably going to flail and do other childish gestures.

Feel free to find me in another thread though, grease neck.
5 years ago
rrrr
5 years ago
i might be a bit tipsy ATM
5 years ago
by "thrashing" you obviously mean "welching" since that's pretty much what the real freshie was known for and you keep pretending to be him.
5 years ago
looks like rourke is moving on to another fantasy...maybe one where the welcher gets the girl, but who'd believe that?
5 years ago
this is what chat is now....tr...on and on and on...lie after lie...backpedalling again and again.....it never ends..no matter how bad he gets pwned..proven wrong..caught..no matter how much of a pig he is and no matter how everyone hates him.....this is like all he has..negative attention.....plus hes fat!
5 years ago
rourke got run off, tattoo
5 years ago
but i'm always happy to tell you how it is, even though i'm regularly criticized for taking you seriously...i can't help it, i just enjoy assisting clowns, they're so hilarious.
5 years ago
clown some more for me, tattoo.
5 years ago
or its tr sucking up to everything that possibly has a vagina...or its tr telling someone stupid enough to listen the same lies i already caught him in.........true....shit heather stopped going to tiny for a while cause tr was sitting there watching.....all the time........jackin it!
5 years ago
enjoy the three hour denial
5 years ago
2 year bitch!
5 years ago
pwned
5 years ago
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llgvdf03X91qafrh6.gif
5 years ago
are you talking to me dikt or whatever the fuck your name is? i dont give a fuck whos been here longer...
5 years ago
of course, i actually have been here longer, but it's still funny

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5 years ago
it's the extra romantic flare they get from the cans of Coca-Cola that makes it
5 years ago
LMFAO looks like TR
4 years ago
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