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by Sealbasher

submitted April 11th 2013

208 comments
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Luke, I am your Fater
4 years ago
So....you're saying you're fat huh?
4 years ago
In the right places.
4 years ago
Stupid cunt should be hammered with a dead seal. Who gives their kid such a faggy haircut
4 years ago
Same kind of person that gets "shit" tatted on their knuckles
4 years ago
look at its stupid face...it looks like tr screaming "I AM NOT A NEW MEMBER"
4 years ago
funny, it looks more like richard screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS"
4 years ago
fuck you dik i don't fuckin give a fuckin shit how long you've been anywhere. you're a fucking imbecile
you are stupid
4 years ago
did your Aderall wear off TR?
4 years ago
notice how dik is always trying to sound like a veteran or some shit...and then he's so desperate for comments that he has to make a reference to me again... real original smartypants ..dude , dik acts like he's met the president or something
4 years ago
'fuck that fuckin fuck i don't fuckin fuck'
cool, calm and collected tr
4 years ago
he's finally run out of things to say, he's copy pasting previous comments
4 years ago
now, fruitcake, this is where a discerning user such as your self should, perhaps, examine the references, in this case: 25383/#comment570527 and 27189/#comment601416
4 years ago
I dont know whether to be happy he's not spewing out his normal garbage, or sad he's still talking at all.
4 years ago
and there we go.
4 years ago
fuck
4 years ago
and don't worry, sweetmeat, there's plenty of new material, but why waste it on the nooby nooberson who makes the same comments again and again and again?
4 years ago
his aderall has definitely NOT worn off... id be careful guys
4 years ago
sweet, the only time I've ever been called discerning is when the shit actually makes it in the bowl. thank you tr. :)
4 years ago
tr calling someone repetitive... rich.
4 years ago
that's right, kid...no one can beat your loverboy richard in terms of sheer repetition...not that anyone should take him seriously, right?

i mean, he's just a joke and anyone who pays attention to him and takes him seriously is pwned, right?
4 years ago
the way he constantly gets under your skin, enough to make you comment and react day after day after day... yup, I'd say you're pwned.
4 years ago
maybe dik needs the aderall to focus on one long post.
4 years ago
so, let me make sure i got this straight...i don't even have to be here to get richard to comment about me, yet somehow i'm the one pwned?

you do realize how notional you sound, right?

maybe next you should explain how the world is really flat...or is it round
4 years ago
heathers right tr, either you've been owned... or like when your a little kid and punch a girl in the arm cause you like her... I mean diks very attractive, if you're into the whole anorexic hippie thing. your smart and his wit...match made in heaven I say.
4 years ago
we should also notice how, once again, i got some sucker (in this case, xzekiel) attack his good buddy richard by mistaking his words (which i quoted) for mine own.
4 years ago
say what now?
4 years ago
the difference is, dik comments cause he knows he'll get you to react... and predictably, you do.
4 years ago
I saw tr wasn't going to shut up so I started reading about growing squash...
4 years ago
the gourd not the game
4 years ago
calling him repetitive is pretty redundant... it works, why wouldn't he repeat himself?
4 years ago
notice how you kind of painted yourself into a corner there, sweetmeat?
4 years ago
how's that whole repeating yourself thing working out, sweetmeat?
4 years ago
you started off your "attack" by trying to mock my repetition, yet now you praise repetition...quite the duckspeak you've got going on, is there a duckface to go with it?
4 years ago
I mocked your repetition because you're a hypocrite.
4 years ago
tr, do you need a nappy-poo today? some wons cwanky. :D
4 years ago
If you didn't try and call someone else out for the very thing you're guilty of, I'd have nothing to say about it.
4 years ago
hold on, new guy, we'll get to your humorous asides once we deal with this serious accusation of hypocrisy...surely she has examples to back this up, or is she planning on her cleavage (as usual) "winning" support for her?
4 years ago
yep, all the cleavage spread all over mucho.

we could start with sweetmeat as the first glaring example, I could probably ask kirk's assistance with that.
4 years ago
the copy pasting old comments as another
4 years ago
yeah, and your cleavage would have nothing to do with that
4 years ago
as i pointed out already, why should i wasted new material on the same old shit, especially when richard has already put it so succinctly in his other comments?
4 years ago
dammit tr, Im in a good mood today, don't ruin it by being overly defensive. oooor wait...you are fun when your overly defensive...scratch that...

/me fucks off over in this direction.
4 years ago
every comment has been an attack so far, fruity...don't fall into the trap of thinking that a correction of a false to fact statement is a defense.
4 years ago
He's always overly defensive
4 years ago
you can make excuses all you want, keep on responding to dik and keep on losing. its apparently entertaining to everyone else
4 years ago
sweetmeat first reported on: 1/21/2013 18:21:16.313216
4 years ago
However, my data is only thru 1/28 or so.
4 years ago
don't worry, sweetmeat, i give your comments about as much credit as i give richard's, which is to say that they are amusing.
4 years ago
I am no longer entertained by "it" and I think "it" should be ignored hence forth.
4 years ago
be sure to jump on that ladies man for repeating a comment, kid...unless you want to be a hypocrite.
4 years ago
^ butthurt
4 years ago
the other day, when i was looking over past awesomeness, i was chuckling over the ironic zeke-isms, and i started wondering what a list of creepy magawd-isms might look like...not surprisingly, there sure are a lot of them...maybe if i feel like it i'll put that together later.
4 years ago
lol irony
4 years ago
why don't you find just one comment where i legitimately came on to someone here?

just one...you can even get your number cruncher to help you, cleavage, since he loves playing with my comments so much.
4 years ago
believe me, being creepy is not limited to 'coming on' to someone, not in the slightest.
4 years ago
tr, your like the losing lawyer on a Matlock episode... just sayin.
4 years ago
I don't think that's what this was about....at all
But I really haven't read it
Where have you come on to someone?
Look to Bakedgewds
4 years ago
tr's never hit on me..:(

/me think he looks fat in these cargo pants.
4 years ago
let's see your source, zeke...since you're so sure
4 years ago
keep in mind, there's a big difference between banter and a come-on...of course, you'd actually have to have experience with sex to realize that.
4 years ago
I told someone else to look...didn't say I was going to.
Damn you're dense.
4 years ago
"Your honor, I'd like to submit exhibit A: tr's bottle of Jergens hand lotion, and copy of "Juggs""
4 years ago
of course, you should also maybe consider what made her join this site before you start sucking your own cock with your "success"
4 years ago
Target Ice cream makers.....amirite tr?
4 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaand, let's not pretend that you're actually capable of doing any kind of research, zeke...drunk or sober, you don't have the potential for critical reasoning
4 years ago
ok tr, tell us how it is...
4 years ago
when don't i tell you how it is, junior?
4 years ago
tr, how old are you? seriously..I'll even start..I'm 42
4 years ago
Sorry I was reading how to make potting mix
4 years ago
41
4 years ago
I love sauteed squash in butter and garlic. they are easy to grow zeke.
4 years ago
ahh ok, I was trying to gauge your use of junior and kid..hehe
4 years ago
I'm not growing anything this season but when I move which will hopefully be in the fall I want to try growing vegetables indoors. Just reading up on it for now.
4 years ago
You might wanna check with Jerkstore.... I think he is an expert at growing "plants" indoors.... hehehehe
4 years ago
well I'm no greenthumb, but I live where anything grows like radioactive mutants. I am good at growing weed however.
4 years ago
^cunts
4 years ago
hi drum!
4 years ago
i was calling them "junior" 6 years ago, though, fruitcake...and aquaponics seem to be the new trend in growing...something to do with using fish to purify the water....
4 years ago
shut up tr
4 years ago
Hi zeke!
4 years ago
I thought aquaponics was using that little gel shit?..I grow outdoors and have a license, and can yield about 5 to 10 pounds a season, so indoor growing is kinda unnecessary for me.
4 years ago
Aquaponics combines hydroponics with an aquatic ecosystem. At this point kitchen scraps and dirt is more my speed.
4 years ago
not to bore you, fruitcake, but i had occasion to be researching mccain calling his wife a cunt the other day, which took me to a right-wing site, which had an ad for some doomsday scenario, which was basically a video talking about how food production was going to fall apart.

anyway, the ad was trying to sell this thing called aquaponics, which seemed to be suggesting that you could farm fish and use the fish water to grow plants and it takes up very little space outside or something...i didn't actually buy the information.
4 years ago
I got a lake with fish in it.... so am I sitting on a gardening gold mine ?
4 years ago
that makes sense, I know fish scales are a big thing with all the real technical growers around here to put in the soil mix..and bat guano and all kinds of other weird composted shit.
4 years ago
Aquaponics are for those sustainable houses like Cody Lundin has...where the living room is a fucking forest and the fish you eat for dinner swim around in the grey water from your toilet. I'm trying to grow a salad not be completely off the grid.
4 years ago
aquaponics looks like hyrdoponics on the top and a fishtank underneath with the water flowing between the two...supposedly the yields are phenomenal.
4 years ago
I'm not sure I'd be too hip on eating my own fecal grown fish...lol.
4 years ago
what feces?
4 years ago
shut up tr
4 years ago
Shut up and post the Mensa creds you fuck.
4 years ago
better watch out, zeke, or cleavage might jump on you for repeating yourself.
4 years ago
LOL at zeke .... "where the living room is a fucking forest and the fish you eat for dinner swim around in the grey water from your toilet" classic comment !!
4 years ago
Hai dug!
4 years ago
gray water feces..you know..little turd from big turds. microturds if you will.
4 years ago
hey freshie.... :)
4 years ago
Where's the Mensa proof at you woman hating homosexual
4 years ago
hmmmmm...looks like the welcher has a pretender...i mean, surely that idiot wouldn't come back after totally losing a rather substantial bet?
4 years ago
"I get so much not-pussy with my mad rubik's cube skillz-yo"

get the fuck out
4 years ago
I went to Mucho jail for you Freshie...... It was a crazy time
4 years ago
You've had something like 3 years to post the proof. You failed.

Pay up or shut up you flaming piece of momo shit.
4 years ago
You look like what would happen if the people from Leatherface's family mated with a clan of downsyndrome having special olympic bronze medalists.
4 years ago
More Redneck Science videos please.
4 years ago
Here Here!
4 years ago
Science and Redneck are opposites but I will try
4 years ago
hes right tr, bronze is pretty prestigious, be proud.
4 years ago
Someone needs to put this greasy fucker in a headlock so we can hose him down and give him more than his yearly bath.
4 years ago
I'd rather gamble I'd come out unscathed by making out with a hooker who has meth-mouth than shaking tr's hand.
4 years ago
yikes ^
4 years ago
He's gone dark. Must be googling "Fake Mensa Credentials".
4 years ago
I can feel the love
4 years ago
That's just the clap, dug. I told you to go to the clinic. :(
4 years ago
I thought just pouring moonshine on it would make it go away
4 years ago
the only thing holding back those credentials, "freshie" is the lack of payment for them...but that's old news
4 years ago
The bet was you couldn't prove it. You haven't. So therefor you don't get payment for "proving it" you mope.
4 years ago
haha... whats up Freshie
4 years ago
I can't believe you're still in the same Meltdown™ I left you in.
4 years ago
look, loser, you lost, pure and simple...the real freshie already admitted it and even got my address to send the money he owed me, which he never did, so i'm guessing he's dead, because no man would make a wager and welch.
4 years ago
Not much, Jerk. Just wondering why tr_pedo™ still hasn't managed to be apprehended by the authorities.
4 years ago
it never stopped freshie, its a flareup..like herpes.
4 years ago
TLDR

Hey tr, keep your faggotry to cliff-notes style. I didn't get a hot air balloon so your incessant bullshit isn't needed.
4 years ago
the pretender has the sounding like an imbecile part down perfectly...of course freshie is hardly the only imbecile out there....
4 years ago
This dickknock showed up in tinychat one time wearing a smoking jacket and using a tobacco pipe that blew bubbles...and he wonders why I lawff at him.
4 years ago
although, why someone would want to pretend to be the biggest pussy and liar this site has ever seen....
4 years ago
Good to see you still follow direction and have knocked your shit down to two lines.

Next step is leaving when I tell you to, boyo.
4 years ago
Don't make me moosh my cleavage together and round up another army to oppose your knights of the buttplug.
4 years ago
you must have really studied freshie's comments, new guy...you sound just as ridiculous as that lying, pathetic welcher ever could
4 years ago
tell you what, i have something to do now, so you can pretend that you "ran me off" while i'm gone?

that sound good, loser?
4 years ago
Protip:

Feeling up your own man-tits in the shower doesn't mean you can claim you've ever gotten to second base, assclown.
4 years ago
so I guess you'll be breaking up with dik now tr?
4 years ago
Did I just run tr off within my first 25 mins back?
4 years ago
"I have something to do now"

aka

Freshie just ran my ass off.
4 years ago
diks been his regular argument partner lately freshie. its very clear he missed you. he just went to slip into something more comfortable.
4 years ago
hahahaha

dik's always owned tr though. He finds all of his bullshit inaccuracies and points them out regularly.
4 years ago
hi freshie
4 years ago
Such as tr only having been a real member for about 2-3 years now.
4 years ago
I've been here longer than tr. ha.
4 years ago
hi jrob!
4 years ago
Have you disposed of punky's corpse yet or do i need to roadtrip?
4 years ago
^ total joke if any Fed's see this in the future O_O
4 years ago
roadtrip..please. that kids a fuckin wank.
4 years ago
im hopin all the hate we give to him will finally convince him to end his pathetic life but no luck yet :(
4 years ago
I heard through the grapevine about getting him in tinychat in the near future.

We should do it in www.tinychat.com/muchosucko2 so tr can't partake in any shenanigans.

It's fun to exclude tr like a leper.
4 years ago
It's funny to know tr makes his own temp-rooms when he's kicked out and sits there talking to himself and fake-solving his rubiks cubes.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik throws his computer out the fucking window *


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
4 years ago
Speaking of guys who claim "it was an experimental phase"
4 years ago
so, let's review...i slip off to take a shower, after announcing it, and the phony freshie claims he "ran me off"
4 years ago
what a fool...and loser...and welcher
4 years ago
and you should definitely run off to your little tinychat room, since you can't handle it here.
4 years ago
tell you what, i have something to do now, so you can pretend that you "ran me off" while i'm gone?

that sound good, loser?

You didn't mention shit about a shower, but I did. So you made another lie up, this time to avoid the fact it's obvious you avoid bathing like the plague?
4 years ago
fucking p-p-p-p-pwneddddddd
4 years ago
You've obviously never recovered from the textual beating I gave you last time. You can't make shit up on the fly anymore you just blatantly steal from comments in the same thread as the lie you're making up.
4 years ago
it takes more than saying you pwned someone for it to actually be true...not that you'd know it from reading most of the alleged pwns since the noobvasion of 2007
4 years ago
Time for you to go creep people out at McDonalds by staring at their kids in the jungle gym.
4 years ago
#1: You weren't here for the "noobvasion of 2007" so reading about it doesn't mean shit.

#2: I did pwn you.

#3: Bow down.
4 years ago
#4: Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.
4 years ago
you should have maybe found a less ridiculous user to impersonate, new guy...i mean, the real freshie was probably the biggest welcher ever on this site
4 years ago
Again, keep your shit to a two-line maximum or don't bother commenting at all.
4 years ago
Be glad anyone is giving you any attention anyways.
4 years ago
wasn't here in 2007, huh?

what a shame the evidence doesn't support your claims, but the real freshie was used to that, so why would the phony freshie be any different?
4 years ago
Everyone knows you weren't here in 2007.
4 years ago
I can't wait til dik wakes up and puts you in your corner of shame again.
4 years ago
keep going, new guy...you won't be the first scrub that tried to make a name for themselves by attacking the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk, and you probably won't be the last.
4 years ago
in fact, let's take a little stroll down memory lane and look at me handling that very thing back in 2007....
4 years ago
How about you shut the fuck up.
4 years ago
It's quite simple, really.
4 years ago
i said one little thing and tr has been in a panic stricken defensive noob frenzy for like 2 hours..haha
4 years ago
calm down and go shovel another cheeseburger in your fat greasy neck
4 years ago
Furthermore, how would you know anything, newbie? Wait, let me guess, you've been coming here for years but you just decided to make an account yesterday, right? Or did you make an account just to get my attention, fag? I can't help but notice that your first ever comment is about me...if you want to suck my dick, get in line after Victorious, and I'll tell both of you felching sycophants NO!
6 years ago

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4 years ago
TLDR
4 years ago
My lie detector broke the second I copypasted that statement to it.
4 years ago
and, while i was back there finding that one, i found a nice one of me pwning richard, so we can look at that, too:

Let me get this straight, Richard...first, you say that complaining about the comments is new, which means it is original by definition, then you chastise me for not writing something "original."
5 years ago

35783/#comment773123
4 years ago
the best part was when he asked, "who the hell is Richard?"
4 years ago
The best part is you being such a sociopath you're able to have full conversations with yourself.
4 years ago
I know you are but what am I? Now, SUCK IT!
4 years ago
^ and that, ladies and gentleman, is another Freshie induced Meltdown™.
4 years ago
like you were here when i first made that comment...the real welcher freshie wasn't even here then.

the people actually following this and checking the sources must be laughing their asses off.
4 years ago
All I'm seeing and hearing from you now is a baby having a temper tantrum hahaha

Dance puppet dance!
4 years ago
so, no one.
4 years ago
i'm sure you really speak for all 80k users, cleavage...not to mention the viewers that don't even have an account.
4 years ago
Cleavage?

*gets a caveman scowl*
4 years ago
Im pretty confident, yeah
4 years ago
Holy crapballs when did Freshie make a come back?
4 years ago
When I got bored?

*shrugs*
4 years ago
You were banned you fat piece of shit.
4 years ago
pretty sure he still is
4 years ago
There's a fly buzzing around and I think it might be that GH momo.

I seem to remember placing him on permanent ignore.
4 years ago
Who are you?
4 years ago
i can't believe you're all falling for this faker being freshie the welcher.
4 years ago
Run off.
4 years ago
I don't think any one can be as stupid as fleshie. Real.
4 years ago
i can't think of anyone more pathetic in the history of the entire site...i mean, he made a bet knowing he would welch and then tried everything to pretend that he won...bet well beyond what was needed, because i probably would have taken the bet for $50, but that's what lying cowards do when they're up against the truth.
4 years ago
* possum waves at GAF *
4 years ago
* flips off possum *
4 years ago
it's all good
4 years ago
Are you folks going to start ignoring "it" now or what? I'm pretty sure if you do we will get to see "it" on the news for killing "it's" social worker , psychologist and pharmacist.
4 years ago
looks like your plan didn't work, ladies man...you should probably fill one of these out: http://muchosucko.com/112299/Butthurt-Report-Form
4 years ago
Stop stealing my headlines, Ty kraut.
4 years ago
fucking fag
4 years ago
shut up fuckhead
4 years ago
Fuck off fuckface
4 years ago
nice first comment... is this kvlty?
4 years ago
It's nice to see that the Concentration camp lifestyle is still alive and well..
4 years ago
I'm going to start spelling the titles of my subs wrong to get more comments
4 years ago
what do you mean start beanbag?
4 years ago
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