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High Five!

Who does this remind you of?

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by Magawd

submitted April 9th 2013

101 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
High Five!
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comments (101)
lol I was gonna post this... makes me giggle
5 years ago
I wonder if he has hung himself yet.
5 years ago
at least he's cute
5 years ago
.....dafuq?
5 years ago
my thoughts exactly ^
5 years ago
he's no freshie
5 years ago
like... a cute little dork.
5 years ago
you like hipsters Heather?

* Magawd starts growing sideburns and a neck beard *
5 years ago
i like long hair
5 years ago
Ohhhh yeah...how could I forget...she DID think freshie was attractive :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
5 years ago
there is no god : (
5 years ago
So much frowny it broke the frowny :(
5 years ago
christ, you people.
5 years ago
Break it up you guys, this is starting to look like a conversation, that's not allowed
5 years ago
* jrob2020 runs away *
5 years ago
Run away noob , never return
5 years ago
hi
5 years ago
I have a feeling heather is real narcissistic .
5 years ago
i have a feeling you should stfu
5 years ago
......
5 years ago
I have a feeling in my shorts
5 years ago
i have a feeling you don't know what narcissistic means
5 years ago
Because she is attractive you anchor baby?
5 years ago
Why would I be saying it if I didn't know what It means ?
5 years ago
Orgami syndrome
5 years ago
LOL

yes, you would be the first person in the history of mankind to talk about something they have no idea about.
5 years ago
Does it involve rich lucious flowing hair?
5 years ago
Pretty sure the simple fact that she finds this dweeb and fleshie attractive makes her the most non narcissistic person on the face of Earth.
5 years ago
well my pubes are fairly luscious...
5 years ago
I didn't say I was attracted to him, I said he was cute.
5 years ago
Heather might go for a guy with excessive back hair ?
5 years ago
To be fair, this guy is pretty cute.
5 years ago
it takes a lot more than a pretty face to attract me to someone, ladies and germs.
5 years ago
* Magawd has a chance then *
5 years ago
if you like preppy homos
5 years ago
Ok, so you mean "cute" as in "hey, that's a cute little kid."

Not, "Hey, you're cute, I wanna sit on your face and wax your pole with the back of my tonsils."
5 years ago
correct.
5 years ago
........and that's a pwn, Freshie!
5 years ago
and, I meant, at least its not some horribly unattractive photo or video, which makes up a lot of viral internet vids
5 years ago
IS THAT OK WITH YOU PEOPLE?
5 years ago
I suppose.... you should go for short haired rednecks thought.... just sayin
5 years ago
*though
5 years ago
you people? that sounds racist
5 years ago
I think it's against the law for Canadians to be racist.
5 years ago
i basically date the opposite of short haired rednecks
5 years ago
so long haired hipsters...
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
and we're back to square one
5 years ago
* DangerousDug goes to grammar classes and stops getting haircuts *
5 years ago
* Magawd shuffles off to bed *
5 years ago
the opposite of redneck is hipster?
5 years ago
pretty much
5 years ago
i thought hipster was the opposite of everything.
5 years ago
hipsters and swagfags
5 years ago
somewhere in the middle then.
5 years ago
according to some, a blueneck is the opposite of a redneck
5 years ago
black foot
5 years ago
/zeke buys a wig and starts shopping at Good WIll.
5 years ago
other sources maintain that the antonym of a redneck is a sophisticate
5 years ago
aaaaaaaaand, just so there's no question pertaining to what a narcissist might be, it is commonly defined as an individual having an inflated idea of their own importance...a nice metaphor can be found in the billy joel song "piano man" with the line "and the waitress was practicing politics;" the idea, of course, being that the waitress has an exaggerated sense of her importance in the transaction at hand.
5 years ago
nice thread kill
5 years ago
so....you're saying Heathen IS a narcissist?
5 years ago
tr. shut. the fuck. up
5 years ago
tr is basically a text book narcissist. so. self pwn.
5 years ago
i guess in this case the waitress is practicing psychology
5 years ago
* jrob2020 puts on jetack *
5 years ago
kinda like the jobless shut-in mooch practicing anything.
5 years ago
its times like these i wish the pole was still here so i could hide in there
5 years ago
it must just kill you that you have to bust your hump every day while i bask in the ease of retirement
5 years ago
* cryax puts on jet jack as well *
5 years ago
Poor mans version of pro
5 years ago
you know, jrob, there are plenty of other hidden threads and even a secret clubhouse to take the place of the pole....
5 years ago
I couldn't care less about how you spend your days, you just make it so easy.
5 years ago
But on the real I think heather is a narcissist, don't you notice whenever it comes to talk about shit on mucho , I often get that feeling that it has to revolve around her.
5 years ago
its not orgnized like teh [ole though
5 years ago
She hardly has a sense of humor , whenever she talks, I feel like it nails on a chalkboard . I just feel she should be in a makeup chat room or something .
5 years ago
you must mistake people talking about me, with me wanting them to.
5 years ago
Forget it, im not giving my heart to another pole again.
5 years ago
my pole sub doesnt show up in search anymore for some reason
5 years ago
also my pole compilation was deleted
5 years ago
Well then again I am in a website with a bunch of old perverts that haven't gotten laid since the bi centennial
5 years ago
if you mean that the thumbnails are gone, jrob, that is because the defect that caused the thumb to still exist after deletion was corrected...no more secret viewings of ginger snatch
5 years ago
* DushanMandik looks around *


who the FUCK are YOU talking to?
5 years ago
no i made a compilation of poles and its gone
5 years ago
what was the title?
5 years ago
ttp://muchosucko.com/97778/an-ode-to-the-pole
5 years ago
as i recall, that pole also suffered for your caps
5 years ago
jeez, you even put the archive of the polepacalypse in a comment

106207/POLEPOCALYPSE#comment2009659
5 years ago
goddamn nazis
5 years ago
Awe poor guy have rich lucious flowing hair and no one high fives him lmao
5 years ago
cryax i bought you pro now stop being a mexican
5 years ago
LEAVE PUNKY ALONE!!!
5 years ago
Stfu bitch
5 years ago
I feel like this every time I'm on here :(
5 years ago
Hey bitch , how you doing ?
5 years ago
hey zeke.... you drinkin tonight
5 years ago
nice interpost dug
I'm back to being sober for a bit
or, well, relatively
5 years ago
recover password