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lord cheesy otter

like a lazy/ fat version of King from Tekken

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted April 8th 2013

137 comments
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lord cheesy otter
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you are not cool enough to be an otter
5 years ago
i was submitting cute otter pics before it became cool
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
fucking otters, so awesome.
5 years ago
at the zoo in waco they have an otter habitat with a tunnel slide through the middle, you are surrounded by otter coolness.
5 years ago
Are you from Waco?
5 years ago
no, but i lived there for a while
5 years ago
Been to El Paso?
5 years ago
let me expedite this transaction and get to the point. TA is looking for a port to dock his ship in the next time he is state side
5 years ago
yeah..... no thanks :/
5 years ago
this otter shit is disturbingly lame, it wrecks of chatfaggotry
5 years ago
for the record this is all dik, and he hasn't been in chat in about a week.
5 years ago
that explains things, hes lost and confused. lead him back to where he belongs
5 years ago
he's exploring...
5 years ago
chat is like the nursing home and nurse heather is neglecting her patient for letting him wander around like this for so long. he needs his medication and a nap
5 years ago
and stop drinking on the job
5 years ago
i could use me some nurse heather right about now
if you know what i mean
5 years ago
helloooo nurse!
5 years ago
zekes medication consists of a straight jacket and a tongue lashing, followed by cuddling
5 years ago
i just meant to clean up my vomit
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
that is what the janitor is for, let me page dug to your room with a mop
5 years ago
ask him to do his joe dirt impression when hes in there, its a riot
5 years ago
I work nights too... so I guess I can see why I'd be confused with a nurse....
5 years ago
punky does a better joe dirt impersonation, but please don't let him around me
5 years ago
:/
5 years ago
im not insinuating that your RL occupation is in medicine, its just part of the analogy
5 years ago
Does he cut his goatee like that or does it grow in all white trashy like that?
5 years ago
punky is the get well clown, you dont want him to come in and make balloon animals for you?
5 years ago
dear lord...
5 years ago
lol @ get well cown
5 years ago
candy striper punky in his pretty jumper
5 years ago
can you imagine a worse hell right now?
5 years ago
and all he'd do is play a drum with one of those sparkly light up things you get at the circus :(
5 years ago
'wanna feel better? lemme just show you this video...'
5 years ago
Squid is the head gynecologist. Good thing is he will see you more than once and not even realize it.
5 years ago
*waits for video
5 years ago
i don't like this so called "hospital"
5 years ago
the muchospital is more likely to kill you than make you better
5 years ago
Fact
5 years ago
your pro membership now enrolls you in muchocare, only slightly worse than obamacare
5 years ago
Then exploit your corpse
5 years ago
thats my job, i work in the morgue
5 years ago
so much bending over and coughing.... so much....
5 years ago
to save time and supplies they combined the sponge bath and enema into one procedure called the bath salt enema
5 years ago
disagree with any of our procedures? lobotomy time.
5 years ago
I'm due for a physical
Got a minute heather?
5 years ago
i don't, but dw does.
5 years ago
Ill pass. He's got sausage fingers. I like to sit thank you
5 years ago
besides, i only examine the cold ones. or i at least wait 10 mins after pulmonary functions have ceased to ensure sufficient brain loss. wouldnt want to get frisky with someone before their mind fully disintegrates and give them a horrific out of body experience as their last thought.

at muchospital we care about our patients
5 years ago
* Brock_Lee gets shetland pony and the stirrups ready *


You're good Dr. DW
5 years ago
oh shit, we forgot about Squidley in the psyche ward
5 years ago
its been like a week!
5 years ago
They say the last thing you see is burned into your eyes.
I only hope heather or Jen is standing in front of me, tits out, when I croak
5 years ago
i don't think they say that
5 years ago
fries has been going in to visit squidley every few hours. hes good
5 years ago
It's muchospital,.. The last thing will be a tranny
5 years ago
duh, muchohospital specializes in gender reassignment surgery
5 years ago
Can I hold the key to the medicine cabinet?
5 years ago
what makes you think we lock up the meds? you do have to get past possum to get some though...
5 years ago
possum definitely "guards" the meds
5 years ago
exactly. just wait til he goes into the bathroom to crush up pills and snort them off the toilet seat, then you can grab what you want
5 years ago
THERE WON'T BE ANY LEFT IF POSS GETS HIS HANDS ON EM!

* DushanMandik pumps poss's stomach and drinks it *
5 years ago
Do i get a role in this wonderful hospital? Please not the plumber.
5 years ago
you can be an orderly... we need some muscle restraining punky when he gets out of hand
5 years ago
Great choice, you know i can't help but tempt fate and let him loose once in a while.
5 years ago
you wouldnt be doing your job if you didnt
5 years ago
I would spend a great deal of money to see squidley, punky and zeke locked in a hospital room together
5 years ago
squidley and I would be just fine and dandy
5 years ago
punky and oster?
5 years ago
i'm sick
be nice
5 years ago
needs more boxlightener and dwhill
5 years ago
man I wish I knew how to photoshop
5 years ago
Someone please get Squidley, he is stuck on the escalator again and he shit himself as well. Wait.... that's me.
5 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 comments on dw wayyyyyy at the top *




catches breath from running
















the adjective you're looking for is wreaks not wrecks


as in your life is a complete shit wreck



and you wreak of stupid
5 years ago
*reek
5 years ago
right. *reek
thanks metal face
5 years ago
yes that works also Metal
reeks - Be suggestive of something unpleasant or disapproved of.
wreaks - To express or gratify (anger, malevolence, or resentment); vent. 2. To bring about; cause: wreak havoc.
5 years ago
so again, fuck your beardless shit dw
5 years ago
I'm getting "smell strongly" for reek....
5 years ago
my shit is mostly hairless, yes
5 years ago
I never realized the figurative usage of reek had a separate denotation.... I thought it was just a metaphor for stink

* MetalFace the more you knows *

5 years ago
pseudonym for a) a conjunctive adjective describing your lack of facial hair and using "shit" in the form of everything you are and b) you frequently Nair your matted bhole for a variety of entertainment purposes
5 years ago
i sense hostility, is this because this picture sucks and you are taking the ensuing frustrations out on me because i stated said fact?
5 years ago
you should be thanking me for bringing this post to the most discussed list and making it worth looking at by supplying this amusing thread with assist from some gifted muchoers
5 years ago
Needs more drunk redneck spam
5 years ago
nothing of the sort, to quote Mr. T: it's all just jibber-jabber
5 years ago
different kind of entertaining thread, barret
5 years ago
and yes, of all things, this made it to the top spot of most discussed? I am disappoint :/
5 years ago
i am here to fuck shit up! ...in a passive aggressive manner
5 years ago
bwahahahahahahaaa
5 years ago
and no Punky / Ogami spamfest butthurt in the thread.. ahh the good old times
5 years ago
Um excuse me but uh.....Can I be the guy that consoles the families of the deceased?
5 years ago
nothing like preying on the grieving
5 years ago
Tr, you can be the card catalog...and the rolodex too if you so choose.
5 years ago
knowledge is power, and ignorance is strength
5 years ago
...I'm staying the fuck out of this.
5 years ago
good, we dont want anyone with any formal medical training working at the muchospital. that would ruin our reputation
5 years ago
You certainly wouldn't want me as the proctologist.
5 years ago
although, dr sparkles does have a nice ring to it...
5 years ago
Hey, whoa, whoa! That's Dr. Glitters, thank you very much.

Dr. Sparkle is the hematologist down the hall.
5 years ago
condolences, deceased? To quote Dr. Martin Luther King: jigga what, jigga who?
5 years ago
Fuck me, I hope someone gets the joke
5 years ago
smerf, you so gangsta
5 years ago
* smerf looks around? *


Me? Fo' shizzle.
5 years ago
Dafuq? Did I miss international avatar changing day?
5 years ago
* Magawd fills a squirt gun with the deceased persons urine. *


* Magawd runs into the waiting room and squirts a small family of four yelling "this is your dead grandma's pee, if you need me for anything I will be in the morgue" *
5 years ago
Night everybody.
5 years ago
lol and he's spent.
5 years ago
Can't I be tired at midnight?
5 years ago
Btw we haven't met so you don't know what spent is;)
5 years ago
sounds like an open invite to me, TA is hedging his bets in case JB gives him the cold shoulder
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy ices her shoulder *
5 years ago
i guess people get tired at midnight... somewhere..
5 years ago
they do when they get up in the morning instead of sleeping in
5 years ago
morning schmorning
5 years ago
its all relative
5 years ago
relative to the rotation of the earth on its axis, yes
5 years ago
if I get off work at midnight, then Im not gonna sleep til like 3, and I'm sure as shit not getting up at 7 :(
5 years ago
you can make me breakfast at midnight if you want
5 years ago
when i was in college i used to get off work at 11 if i was lucky, sometimes 1am. got up at 6 to study/do homework and by 7 i was on the road in my hour commute to class. didnt get home til 2 and had to be back to work at 3
5 years ago
well you're crazy.
5 years ago
sometimes I get off at 2 and have to be back for 10 am, thats all you're gonna get from me
5 years ago
i figured that out when the thanks i got for all that hard work was 3 lifetimes worth of debt and a crazy ex wife
5 years ago
lol

I think ex wives are supposed to be crazy
5 years ago
some of them are cool, ive heard. of course i seem to always attract the crazy bitches. at least only made the mistake of marrying one once
5 years ago
stupid marriage
5 years ago
worthless archaic religious-based ritual
5 years ago
I got to bed as midnight, at the earliest. Get up at 5 am.
5 years ago
*go
5 years ago
this is all diks fault
5 years ago
yes, yes it is
5 years ago
OTTERS!
5 years ago
you bastard
5 years ago
RIP Queso
1 year ago
Seagull you twat, the only roadblock I ever faced here was you, that skank with a penis you call a girlfriend and anyone dumb enough to follow you around like worthless, mindless drones. You're nothing more than a weak faggot who can't fend for himself and gets a raging hard-on from the nigger-mob mentality you create and encourage against anyone who can put your in your place.

From the very first time we intereacted and I told you and both your chins to go fuck yourselves you've had it in for me. Since then, I've knocked you off your high horse and put you in your place more times than I can count and I'm frankly getting sick and tired of doing it. The thrill is gone.

I can't compete with the sickness that drives your need for this place and the worst of humanity it brings out in everyone who spends their time here. I just don't want it as badly as you obviously do. I have too much to focus on IRL to be wasting it on the likes of you.

Congratulations, you piece of shit. You win mucho. I've had enough and I quit.

To the few I like here (you know who you are), it was fun and take care. To you, seagull, your whore skank girlfriend who subbed her fun bits to be accepted by zeke, jrob and akameldon (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking dumb whore), and the rest of your brainless followers I say, get fucked.

Just to be sure I don't go and change my mind, here's this: The faggot steven_seagull's real name is Richard Claus.

Ban me, cunts.
1 year ago
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