points: 29

The Mole Cricket

what an ugly little fucker...

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by Jenbirdy

submitted April 8th 2013

152 comments
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I want to give it a hug @ 1:10
4 years ago
I kinda feel bad for the little guy....
4 years ago
Cute.
4 years ago
Awwwwwwwww look at it's liddle hands!
4 years ago
It looks like a cray fish in the front.
4 years ago
crawfish! I'm getting some this weekend, it's my birthday :)
4 years ago
Happy birthday in advance! =]
4 years ago
i'm making crawfish sauce picante this weekend
4 years ago
thanks man!

how do you make crawfish sauce picante?
4 years ago
its like gator sauce picante, only with crawfish
4 years ago
sheesh
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy googles *

4 years ago
meh - it's basically just Gumbo
4 years ago
not as fancy as I thought... :(
4 years ago
throw onions, peppers, tomatoes, and celery in a stock pot - add roux and cayenne and whatever you find on the side of the road, simmer...

Coonass Dinner!
4 years ago
sounds good to me!
4 years ago
Jen, what day?
4 years ago
the 14th :)
4 years ago
What what what! Same birthday!

* smerf huggles Jen *
4 years ago
NO WAY!!!
4 years ago
that's crazy
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy hugs back *
4 years ago
you two are my twins
4 years ago
Way!
4 years ago
I hit the big 30 on Sunday
4 years ago
I guess we could be, but I look just like my mother....
4 years ago
I'm 29
4 years ago
I look like my mother's father
4 years ago
my last 20... terrifying....
4 years ago
(cue the "must be Southern" jokes)
4 years ago
shut the fuck up you kid
4 years ago
29, huh?
4 years ago
I'm turning 29
4 years ago
It's not a bad age, actually. 23 was better
4 years ago
yep... better ;/
4 years ago
Shit... The last few years for me have kinda sucked.

28 was okay.
4 years ago
43 was awesome - all the ramens you could ever want for a stamp or three
4 years ago
OK smerf, we must have a birthday drink together one of these days :) maybe next year?
4 years ago
I'm invited too ?
4 years ago
I'm down with that.

Friday is payday and I took Monday off work...
4 years ago
is your birthday april 14th cryax?
4 years ago
im 29 turning 30 in august
4 years ago
^fucking kid
4 years ago
Naw my birthday is June 22 it's actually the same day as my mucho birthday
4 years ago
Wow im 24...I feel so young being on here =[
4 years ago
no kids, not married and finishing off my bachelors in applied science: physical therapist assistant
4 years ago
i think i'm doing pretty good
4 years ago
<---no kids, not married and finished my Doctorate in Physical Therapy.

What now, bitch?
4 years ago
Why you mad possum?

Im in college, no kids, no aids, no credit debt, educated and im a nurse assistant. c'mon. =\
4 years ago
A nurse assistant jawz ! That must suck
4 years ago
(psst, Jawz! Possom is over twice as old as you)
4 years ago
well done smerf. You enjoy it?
4 years ago
CNA? Yeah, that does kinda suck.

Having fun wiping asses?
4 years ago
@cryax, im going for my RN. and yes i've been very tempted to ms sub a pic of the asses i have to whipe. But out of respect for them I cant. =[
4 years ago
That's exactly what I was thinking of smerf .
4 years ago
Qu3so, I love the job and hate the paperwork.

Charting is the devil.
4 years ago
i'm just mad that you are 24 jawz
4 years ago
How many asses you wipe a day ? And what's a really gross story you have ?
4 years ago
jawz will realize it's all downhill after he's 26
4 years ago
i cant even remember being 24
4 years ago
I can imagine jawz.....
4 years ago
of course, there was acid
4 years ago
I spent my last night being 23 at a concert (PUSA), and had a 4 horsemen in my hand at 12:04.
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy misses acid :( *
4 years ago
LUMP!
4 years ago
They did play Lump, aye.
4 years ago
she's in my head... :(
4 years ago
For a free concert for charity set up in a practice basketball gym at a state college, it was actually one of the best concerts I've ever seen.
4 years ago
She might be dead
4 years ago
-one time be at work early in the morning

-Patient rings for help to use the bathroom

-i help him stand up

-he cant hold it in and shits all over the floor and some lands on my shoes and pant leg

-I want to scream and punch em in the face

-I immediately help him to the shower and go change and wash my leg off

-he shat out some blood and mixed vegetables in it as well.

the smell was fucking rancid and his shit looked like it was carbonated.
4 years ago
that.... is fucking horrifying...
4 years ago
*ogami sells peaches*
4 years ago
cant stand heat get out of the kitchen
4 years ago
Jawz, how about that yeasty smell you get from the bariatric patients?
4 years ago
@smerf, at first it made me really sick to my stomach. But after working there for so long and knowing what im up against. I kind of became immune to it.
4 years ago
What I cant stand is old people puke. It drives me insane because the smell differentiates.
4 years ago
define "old" sir?
4 years ago
* possum simmers *
4 years ago
late 60's-70's
4 years ago
Born in?
4 years ago
age or decade?
4 years ago
My god , all the horrors of what I thought a nursing assistant would be . Is true. I'd never in a million years be able to do that job .
4 years ago
In before any job *
4 years ago
Nursing assistant or occupational therapist. Not jobs I'd want.

Plus I fucking hate working in hospitals.
4 years ago
the other day i clicked on a supposedly "funny" link aboot "things not to do to do after 50"

...it was the AARP site
4 years ago
* possum plays in traffic *
4 years ago
I thought it would be an awesome experience working in the hospitals. but theres a butt load of asshole doctors and asshole RN's. but theres also a few good ones. Just like every other work place theirs politics and shit talking. But i come from a family of all nurses BLACK nurses. So i guess it was just ment to be for me.
4 years ago
I actually work in a hospital , except I just work on their networks setting up wi if and shit , pulling cable . I' haven't seen much . Except the guys that tow around dead bodies making jokes like saying move away guys , we got a live one coming through .
4 years ago
You're going to make an excellent big fat black sassy nurse one day jawz.
4 years ago
But other than that working at hospital must be brutal
4 years ago
owh boy
4 years ago
GetHigh you always say the right things to make me crack up. Good job.
4 years ago
It's not too bad if you're a PT. Mostly just working around shit that happens (tests, doctor visits, etc).

I just happen to hate hospitals.
4 years ago
I think the only thing that really got to me one time was hearing a patient cry because he found out he had cancer. Shits rough man.
4 years ago
does anyone like hospitals?
4 years ago
Lol heather popping out of no where , you know the conversation is getting real .
4 years ago
hospital sex is great
4 years ago
if the nurse is cool
4 years ago
i just got home actually
4 years ago
id rather not go into war stories when I worked at the drug and alcohol rehab center. sooo much vomit and hep C
4 years ago
heather, is the chat working for you? Either that, or kirk banned me just now.
4 years ago
you were kicked, dunno about banned
4 years ago
^fag
4 years ago
oopsy
4 years ago
not banned, nope
4 years ago
LOL!!!!!! HE KICKED ME BECAUSE OF THAT?!!?!?!?!? lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
told you you were an idiot
4 years ago
Queit Richard, you're going to get yours soon.
4 years ago
quiet*
4 years ago
Jawz, what did you do to get beamed off the ship?
4 years ago
"JAWZ88: you shut your pie hole james"
4 years ago
I react poorly to those kind of statements.
4 years ago
hee hee hee
4 years ago
I was making a proposal to Yak for a mod seat. And kirk interrupted and said YOU CANT BUY YOUR WAY INTO BEING A GODDAMN MOD! And I said "shut your damn pie hole, I've been here longer than you" and the chat kicked me off and i couldnt get back on for a while
4 years ago
Calm down.
4 years ago
holy shit....its black punky.....blunky
4 years ago
Im calm, just telling the story. That is all. Richard stay out of this.
4 years ago
JamesT - the vice-principal of Mucho High
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
Its like fuckin Romper Room in here at times.
4 years ago
dibs on being A.C Slater

* L0RD_QU3S0 starts calling everybody preppy *
4 years ago
i guess that would make me the guidance councellor
4 years ago
Dibs on being the preppy
4 years ago
lol

I see possum, and dik, and kirk....
4 years ago
* smerf gets to get Tiffani Amber Thiessen *
4 years ago
* possum claims the ex-hippie downtrodden band director niche *
4 years ago
watch the game heatherpoop?
4 years ago
i did, at work
4 years ago
its getting exciting
4 years ago
we have more points than the red wings... WHERE AM I
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
next years winter outside thing is going to be leafs red wings in detroit...so at least half leaf fans
4 years ago
Uhhh, not if it is in Ann Arbor.
4 years ago
there will be... you underestimate how far leafs fans will travel
4 years ago
they're pretty insane
4 years ago
dude itll be half leaf fans for that guaranteed
4 years ago
i know at least 20 people who had tickets for the one that was supposed to be this year
4 years ago
they were even saying it on tv today..itll be a pretty even crowd
4 years ago
oh ya this is a make up for no game this year
4 years ago
its funny, they were like HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT... winter classic next year.

uh yeah, we knew
4 years ago
i sorta forgot ...but i forget things
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
You two silly girls underestimate the redneck hillbilly Red Wing fans that will sell plasma to get tickets...
4 years ago
its the leaf fans buying the plasma to weaken them
4 years ago
the leafs have fans that live in every city,,,and detroits close enough for them to drunk drive there...itll be even
4 years ago
Tell you what, dik, if you get a ticket, i'll buy one. We will have a mucho fag-fest.

But, you have to wear a leaf's jersey, in a sea of red.....
4 years ago
every regular leafs/redwings game is half blue as it is...
4 years ago
I was at a leaf's/wings game years ago and not many blue shirts at all.... Ty Domi got in a fight.
4 years ago
id go ....but im not real sure id enjoy sitting outside in the winter!
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_eKAmIzBY
4 years ago
That doesn't look like "half", more like maybe 20%, which I'd buy.
4 years ago
Plus canadians chant a lot.
4 years ago
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