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The Amazing Atheist's Porn

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A pretty popular provocative youtuber apparently made a video with some self torture

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by Jones

submitted April 7th 2013

132 comments
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I guess his previous rant makes a bit more sense now.
http://muchosucko.com/109909/New-to-the-Internet
5 years ago
Unfortunately, I don't think it's the same guy.
5 years ago
It is, Zeke
5 years ago
Proof
5 years ago
* possum tags zeke IT, and chills *
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu1EmF-nsBA
5 years ago
btw - how's stuff, zeke?
5 years ago
blergh
5 years ago
oh I'm good possum, wish I could say the same for my innards
how's you?
5 years ago
well, turning 50 was not fun...this little ache in my my left knee turned into full-blown arthtitis overnight

i think i might join the 43% and just go on Disability
5 years ago
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
5 years ago
meh
5 years ago
ONE OF US, ONE OF US!
5 years ago
look on the bright side possum, now you have an excuse to eat more collagen
5 years ago
overjelled and underbearded is no excuse barret
5 years ago
Not sure you would last long on disability, i remember when you had 2 weeks off work, it was a sad time for MS.
5 years ago
owh fuck - i had repressed that memory
5 years ago
i'm lost w/o a schedule
5 years ago
lol overjelled...
5 years ago
any time you want the benefit of experience regarding life after retirement, just say the word, pal.
5 years ago
honestly barrett - can i sub that?
5 years ago
LOL
5 years ago
Wait what?

I don't know.

Yes.
5 years ago
um
5 years ago
Because im curious, im gonna go and say "word" to tr as well.
5 years ago
BARRET NOOOOOO
5 years ago
Hey maybe we will learn something.
5 years ago
ima dood it!
5 years ago
If you can't educate yourself on MS, where can you?
5 years ago
Don't say I didn't warn you :(
5 years ago
nope - sorry - too cute for MS
5 years ago
Honestly i get all my life experience and world news from MS, its worked out great so far.
5 years ago
Politics, religion, there's nothing you can't learn on MS.
5 years ago
firstly, try some wd-40 on that arthritic knee
5 years ago
now, as to life after retirement, you need to focus on your pleasure...find what you enjoy and be systematic about it.
5 years ago
be sure to keep your mind flexible...read the dictionary, peruse the encyclopedia, learn a new language
5 years ago
he's gone. shut up.
5 years ago
above all, don't let the nay-sayers get you down...just step out and watch some poor slob bust his hump to maybe one day have the life of ease that you have, and you'll feel pretty good about yourself.
5 years ago
of course, if you want a more advanced sort of experience, consider the short story "an ordinary day, with peanuts" and use that as your role model.
5 years ago
naturally, you'll want to pay no mind to the ignorant haters that try to drag you down to the muck with them...not that the muck is a bad place to be, provided you have a choice about it.
5 years ago
hahaha say anything about him he'll just go on forever denying it...like the new member noob he is
5 years ago
I agree with everything except the systematic part, your day should be driven by pure chaotic lust, what you want, when you want it.
5 years ago
instant gratification can only be improved through long range planning
5 years ago
what a faggot
5 years ago
i have a 7 inch cock
5 years ago
7 and a quarter maybe...
5 years ago
7/8 ths
5 years ago
Don't forget to take it out and breath every once in a while.
5 years ago
you´re so mean
5 years ago
Jones hasn't been the same since he got into that fight with that wolf. Aggressive. Almost frothing will ill content.
5 years ago
*with
5 years ago
dont fuck with jones, dude - he will get all huffy and stuff
5 years ago
it was a fight with a possum, i think

* xzekiel gets the gun *
5 years ago
Does... Does Jones have rabies?
5 years ago
possums can't get rabies but dogs can
5 years ago
Someone needs to take him to the shed out back....
5 years ago
I've told you a million times already Metal, I'm just not into you like that.
5 years ago
so fucking fake
5 years ago
Unlike your SAT scores, these videos are actually confirmed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu1EmF-nsBA
5 years ago
firstly, the offer stands for you or anyone else to come down to the alamo and see them in person.

secondly, if that oil is so hot, why isn't his skin red?

thirdly, if you can't be bothered to get off your lazy ass and come to the alamo (unlike the thousands of people from all over the world that make the trip to the cradle of texas liberty) why not contact the notary public for confirmation, what with that being her job to confirm that she made the copy and all?

what's that? you either don't know how to get in touch with her or you can't be bothered to get in touch with her or some other lame excuse? guess you'll just keep bringing this up and i'll keep telling you how it is, huh?
5 years ago
when you come to the alamo, try to stay at the emily morgan hotel...it's haunted and quite spooky
5 years ago
It's not me that has to be bothered with proving your outrageous claims, the burden of proof is on your end and so far you have yet to deliver. Also, there are varying degrees of hot, no claims are made that it is scolding hot.
5 years ago
you should be talking at him jones not to him
5 years ago
maybe you missed where personal information is deleted from the site...even if it is posted by the user
5 years ago
more to the point, there's no burden of proof on me, because the original submission of the scores was submitted simply to win a wager from someone who turned out to be a welcher...the follow-up letter that attested to the veracity of the scan was just for my own amusement and your edification.
5 years ago
That it was meant for Freshie does not change the fact that it was an obvious fake, evidently making you the welcher when it comes to delivering that scat photo of yourself.
5 years ago
seems like you don't even know what the bet was...if you review the rather copious comments, you'll discover that the actual wager was 5-1 that i had sat scores that would qualify me for mensa...he wagered $500, that meant that i stood to lose $2500.

you, like so many other weak minded users simply fell for his pathetic attempts at deflection.
5 years ago
now, as to it being fake, you've got plenty of ways to verify it...even better why don't you duplicate it, since it is a fake?

is it because you can't?
5 years ago
somebody around here is a no neck liar
5 years ago
incidentally, that welcher admitted in chat that i had won and asked for, and received, my address...still no money, though
5 years ago
What reason would I have to do that? Everyone here knows that you're a liar. And if I did do it you'd just welch and deny it all, again.
5 years ago
I wish I had the address of a certain liar, I would have soooooo much fun.
5 years ago
how about you go fuck bono's mother like you were so hot to do, and then go repost some more shit, idiot?
5 years ago
and i have people to handle my mail for me, kid.
5 years ago
like you'd do shit, pussy
5 years ago
anyone that creates alternate accounts for the purposes of bolstering their own reputation can in no way be trusted and in my opinion should be made to go bye bye for fucking with the system.
5 years ago
oh, i guess you missed those copious comments where it was revealed that, in fact, alternate accounts were not created for that purpose...feel free to look it up.
5 years ago
i mean, it would probably take someone as dull-witted as you a couple of weeks to go through, but what else do you have to do?

go not fuck bono's mother some more?

repost some lame shit?
5 years ago
See that is talking at someone , from here forward I will talk at no neck and I would advise everyone to do the same. I am pretty sure it will put him over the edge and who wouldn't like to see that happen?
5 years ago
Its difficult to do though, since you'll seldomly know whether you're actually talking to another tr alias.
5 years ago
I will also refer to it as "it" from now on.
5 years ago
I will also just say what I have to say and ignore whatever it says.
5 years ago
Does anyone ever really care what it has to say?
5 years ago
Pretty mush just like it's parents most likely did, which is why it turned out to be a chair fowling little liar.
5 years ago
awwww, bffs
5 years ago
how cute
5 years ago
nice malapropism, scrub...there are several fowl sitting here right now
5 years ago
let's review what just happened for anyone that wants the summary: i pwned you both so hard that you're trying to pretend you aren't reading what i'm typing and seething and racking your brains to try to come up with something clever.
5 years ago
It lost by default for showing up .
5 years ago
you misspelled "i" when you added that "t"

but who really expects perfect typing from a dog?
5 years ago
and you haven't lost yet, kid...that won't happen until you actually go and verify those sat scores...not that i think you even know how, even though it would be fairly simple, even for a simpleton.
5 years ago
Is it having another meltdown?
5 years ago
let's take a little peek at a blast from the past...nothing has changed between then and now, except the users of this site have gotten (if it can be believed) even more ignorant and dull.
5 years ago
^Case in point.
5 years ago
27261

Exactly. Descend to my puerile and jejune level...oh, wait, you're already reading this, so it's too late. Don't forget, only if you set aside your differences and join together do you have a prayer of stopping me. MuchoSuckers, unite against the verbosity that is tr_willk.
6 years ago
5 years ago
wow, if you had only waited a few more seconds to type that rather pointless comment, i wouldn't have had the pleasure of pwning you again.
5 years ago
Keep digging tr.
5 years ago
good lord
5 years ago
7
5 years ago
like stepping out of doc browns delorean
3 years ago
He should change his name to "The Amazing Sociopath".
5 years ago
I watch this guy on youtube often. If this is really him this was a very foolish thing for him to do.
5 years ago
But if it was someone else it wouldn't have been foolish?
5 years ago
This guy is a youtube celebrity whose well respected in the atheist community. Some porn star or some unkown such as myself lacks notoriety.
5 years ago
he's a hack and a joke and a fraud that no one takes seriously anymore

and he already was 2 years ago
3 years ago
I'm twice as big as this guy.
5 years ago
Your still small then.
5 years ago
So you're a good 200kg then?
5 years ago
Yeah, that's the joke Squid. Jones, I don't know what those strange letters mean, I'm a U.S. American.
5 years ago
440 lbs.
5 years ago
Also... "U.S. American"?

As opposed to a U.S. Australian?
5 years ago
Thats another joke dummy. Damn.
5 years ago
I still can't believe he did this.
5 years ago
Could he make a baby with a dick that small? No wonder he's an atheist. I am too but my dick is kinda biggish.
5 years ago
*shudder*
5 years ago
This is old. He made a follow up video how he doesn't care.
5 years ago
I told him this video was on mucho on that video. He might join mucho.
5 years ago
That would be cool, but I doubt it. He's too busy making cash on YT.
5 years ago
You have to fund that expensive banana habit somehow.
5 years ago
he makes next to nothing on yt
3 years ago
I can't watch this whole video I'm ashamed for him.
5 years ago
get back to your shuffleboard gramps
5 years ago
Fuck yea !
5 years ago
Rking is not a fan of this guy
5 years ago
i dont get it?
5 years ago
This fat fuck probably used peanut oil.
5 years ago
You got something against peanut oil?
5 years ago
No peanut oil is the shit.

The joke was that he's so fat that he would use peanut oil that is normally reserved for food instead of regular baby oil for his sexual antics.

But if you explain it then its not really funny..is it?
5 years ago
shoulda said crisco :/
5 years ago
zeke! so theres this guy standing on the street with a giant peach for a head...another guy walks up and says"hey you have a giant peach for a head..what gives?".."funny story"..he says.."i met this genie and he said i have 3 wishes ...so first i wished for a million dollars..boom a briefcase appears with a million dollars..then i wished for a beautiful woman that was in love with me...boom..a woman appears totally obviously in love...third wish..i wished i had a giant peach for a head"
5 years ago
i know...im laughing too
5 years ago
This is a lot funnier now that i know who this guy is...
3 years ago
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