points: 0

Bear Vs Cougar

A Grizzly backs down to a Cougar..Yay Cougar! :)

featured

by shad0w

submitted April 10th 2006

23 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthynot muchoworthy
comments (23)
that was weak
12 years ago
Cougars suck..the cat and the car.
12 years ago
One good swipe and bye-bye cougar. Obviously, it simply wasn't worth it for the bear. Either that, or it just got done smoking a good joint.
12 years ago
lol, did you see the baby cougar in the bush...he was all like. KICK HIS ASS DAD...but then a sniper takes out the couger and the story of Cougar King begins...where a young cougar roams the land searching for his fathers past? or someshit like that. And on the way he meets a monkey that likes to wack off in a tree...little does the baby cougar know that the monkey is only luring him in to a sex trap. but then the same hunter who killed the baby cougars father kills the monkey...then the sniper guy totally has hentai sex with this cougar...oh man. then the story ends by the cougar growing up as a level 52 sniper and he kills alot of bears for experience points you know? shit man...
12 years ago
Seabass, that would've been a mother cougar, not father...
12 years ago
I'm not convined that was a full grown grizzly, it didn't seem big enough.

But anywho the bear realized the cougar was protecting its cub and would've actualy raped him if he tried to fight it.
12 years ago
someone needs to create an animal fighting channel or pay per view. this stuff would be so much more entertaining than boxing. throw 2 animals of dangerous species into a cage and have them go at it. id have so much fun taking bets on the crocodile vs. the tiger, or the bull vs. the lion. cobra vs. the rattlesnake, and great white vs. the tiger shark. this fight wouldve been a huge upset and wouldve made a bundle for whoever bet on the cougar. the gorilla vs. a grizzly would be like my dream matchup.
12 years ago
That show sounds much more interesting than that ridiculous piece of shit they had on ... what was it ... Animal Planet? The show where two teams of assholes each make a robot-like representation of an animal, and then pit the two creations against each other--while the audience tries not to vomit at the stupidity of the entire premise.

But this fight is a foregone conclusion. Cub or no cub, Kojach, that cougar would be fucked. We've gone over this shit before--there are accounts of bears killing lions with one swipe.
12 years ago
seabass45, isnt that the plot to the lion king?
12 years ago
that grizzly was a care-bear ...
12 years ago
oh and that cat was no pussy =P
12 years ago
Acctually Bears are all pretty tame they rarley charge, they usually do a bluff charge. So the fact that the bear backs down does not surprise me at all. In fact one of the animals in North America that i would least like to face would be a moose. They will stomp the shit out of you for being too close.

P.S. The only time i would consider a Grizzly bear to be 'dangerous' would be when i am WAY too close to its cubs.

P.P.S sorry for the nature lesson
12 years ago
There IS a show like that..except they use robots. Comes on the Discovery CHannel. Man you KNOW the SPCA and Green Peace would be shitting through their ears if there was actually a television show like that.

12 years ago
That animal matchup show would be a rerun. Species vs. species was regular fare at Roman Coliseums. I think the Romans did "Punky Brewster" first too.
12 years ago
i would take that cougar on any day of the week if there was a reason for it.
12 years ago
If fecal matter is proportionel to the size of the being, wow imagine that bears crap. Too bad japs eat the bears...
12 years ago
the baby cougar was cute. i want one
12 years ago
nice one hotshot. me & mates have discussed the grizzly vs gorilla match-up....
i'd have to put my money on the bear, it could kill almost anything one good swipe.

however, some of my mates reckon that the gorilla would be better able to dodge the bear & rip it's arms off.

also possible, i would imagine, but the bear only needs to get lucky once, the gorilla would have to be continuously lucky..
surely...?
12 years ago
as for the bear, even if it does kill the cougar, it still runs a high risk of serious injury & there are easier meals to be found so it retreats.

"didn't want lion cub anyway, i kind of fancied some berries actually"
12 years ago
I had a friend who was sitting at the side of a stream fishing in the mountains and a two year old grizz came up behind him and knocked his head clean off with one blow then proceded to eat 80% of him in one sitting. Not something to fuck with, grizzly bears!
12 years ago
FlintTown- All bears are pretty tame?? You're an idiot. Let's all hope Darwin was right and the law of natural selection prevails and you never have children. I lived in Southern Tweedsmuir park for years in one of the largest populations of Grizzlies on the planet. They're not tame you tool. They just don't find humans that attractive as food. Sure the average bear seems uninterested almost complacent towards humans, but suprise one or happen upon it while it's standing over a fresh kill, Come between it and it's cubs or any number of things and there is virtually nothing you could do. Take my advice, don't fuck with anything that can run a football field in under 10 seconds.
12 years ago
Ok, the bear would've won but either he decided not to kill the mom of the cub, which would make him a pussy, or he realized the mom still would've fucked him up trying to protect its cub.
12 years ago
Yea surprise a bear that could smell you from a mile away...the thing i said, was that u dont want to get too close to its cubs, that is when a bear can be scary...Like the bear backing down from the couger it is much easier for the bear to leave us alone and back down...dont think i dont know anything about bears, you dont even know who i am or what i do for a living. And the whole darwin thing??? isnt that over played a little bit? every other line on this web page is "i hope darwin is right and these kids never reproduce" find something else clever to say and stop stealing lines from other people
12 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!