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Have it Your Way, Commie

On this day in 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing a new item on their menu: the Left-Handed Whopper, especially designed for 32 million left-handed Americans. The new burger was made exactly like the original Whopper except the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. Thousands of customers went into BK restaurants to request the new sandwich while many other right-minded patrons insisted on the more traditional Whopper.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted April 1st 2013

31 comments
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Have it Your Way, Commie
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A shit sandwich tastes 12 x better
April fools?
5 years ago
Whopper>Big Mac
5 years ago
Double-double animal style > whopper > big mac
5 years ago
No argument here, smerf, but we don't have those locally
5 years ago
Yeah, same here. I think I'd have to drive about 6-7 hours to get one.
5 years ago
some say whataburger is superior to in-n-out
5 years ago
I wouldn't know.
5 years ago
i don't personally know either...i have whataburger all the time but i've never tried in-out...i only really know about it from tucker max
5 years ago
We have Checkers, Five Guys, and Elevation along with the usual suspects.
5 years ago
looks like there might be in-n-out in austin, so there's that
5 years ago
We finally got five guys up here. Not impressed.
5 years ago
ya, me either....
5 years ago
The burger was good but way over-priced and the fries were meh.
5 years ago
Oh, we got Red Robin, which is pretty good...
5 years ago
ya, they're local heroes...people line up for it...I don't get it
5 years ago
Fatburger is pretty good. Triple XXX is outstanding, but there's only 2 left.
5 years ago
where do you get a XXX?
5 years ago
When the put a five guys in near my last internship in college, everyone was like "holy shit, five guys!!!!"

Except the lady that used to live back east, who went "Eh, it's not as good as the ones back east"
5 years ago
Lafayette, Indiana or Issaquah, WA.
5 years ago
Uh...won't be there soon, I think..
5 years ago
new "diamond shaped shreddies"!!
5 years ago
That sounds British =(
5 years ago
didnt they do that in the states? there was billboards all over here with shreddies in the new "diamond" shape...which was just a square obviously
5 years ago
shreddies....
5 years ago
cereal?
5 years ago
ya......you know SHREDDIES!!!
5 years ago
OOOOOhhhhhh....SHREDDIES....ya, no.
5 years ago
I know the Brits love to put "ies" on things though. =/
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
like...."cavities"
5 years ago
so is that what all those pictured burgers on the menu panels look like from the back?
5 years ago
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