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shit in my bed

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featuredmuchoers gone wild

by germanguy

submitted March 31st 2013

108 comments
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shit in my bed
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comments (108)
happy easter ^_^
4 years ago
dam eggs didn't see them when i went to sleep
4 years ago
sure
4 years ago
fucking germans
4 years ago
:c thats true was watching a movie and snaked some easter eggs then Helmut and me went sleep.
4 years ago
dont add lying to german stereotypes klaus
4 years ago
They tell you in America, Germans shit in their beds :/
4 years ago
dont add pretending not to know about german stereotypes to german stereotypes
4 years ago
brush your teef before you go to bed after eating chocolate toooo. we like you here and dont wanna see you with a few chicklets left in your mouth
4 years ago
By "we" he means none of us.
4 years ago
I think the fags are recruiting.
4 years ago
too lazy to make it to the toilet eh? you know they make buckets.....
4 years ago
Good lord german. Thats gross.
4 years ago
I don't get it,a german guy who sleeps with a teddy bear & gets chocolate on his sheets? WTF. muchoers gone wild? The winter nights must fucking fly by around your house GG.
4 years ago
Teddy is some kind of a sign. And those are just some chocolate eggs that were laying in my bed and that i didn't see when i went to sleep.
4 years ago
Thanks for clearing that up.
4 years ago
sign?
4 years ago
Thank Resurrected Jesus this fucking holiday is almost over.
4 years ago
worst easter ever :(
4 years ago
Did the Jew chick show up?
4 years ago
we are not currently acknowledging each others existence
4 years ago
Was that the lawyer's or your idea?
4 years ago
tbh - we got into a fight about which is worse: spending too much time on MS or spending too much time on what rpg thingy she does
4 years ago
At least on Mucho you get progressively stronger and find better loot.
* Jones puts on his Mucho Hat of Smarmyness *
4 years ago
why do you wrap shit in foil?
4 years ago
maybe its a german thing
4 years ago
...sprang die hai...
4 years ago
gezundheit
4 years ago
noob blitzkrieg
4 years ago
the real question is...has muchosucko spranged die hie?
4 years ago
womöglich
4 years ago
blutwurst
4 years ago
I reckon your fist was attacking your arsehole in your sleep and decided to dry its self off on your sheet.
4 years ago
speaking of easter ..dik jrs gf just brought me a huge plate of "easter food" from her parents
4 years ago
how nice of them
4 years ago
It was probably poisoned. You should give it to Stan, just in case.
4 years ago
good thinking
4 years ago
he seems alright so far but once he ate an entire completely green container of sour cream...never even farted
4 years ago
he did seem a little dizzy for about 6 weeks
4 years ago
Dogs actually don't fart in the traditional sense. They expulse gas only to show dominance.
4 years ago
same as heather
4 years ago
Boom. Thats nasty.

But, really well said.
4 years ago
haha..i forgot i even said this
4 years ago
Wtf! I was busy at work and you're talking about me?!
4 years ago
sorry...it was pretty funny though
4 years ago
I really hate having computer issues... And someone is sleeping on my couch... Why me
4 years ago
i actually remembered i made some wiseass comment about you buy couldnt quite recall...did you know the whole site is like logged??
4 years ago
No way...
4 years ago
whats wrong with your computer and whos on your couch?..is it still your charger?
4 years ago
My charger is done, and I'm working nights until Wednesday... My gf coworker missed the last train so she asked if she could stay and I has no reasonable excuse..so now I'm in my room with no tv.... I even drank sambuca to try and get buzzed enough to pass out. Fml.
4 years ago
hahaha..so youre on your phone then
4 years ago
big brother after dark is on thatll cheer you up
4 years ago
Yep... Night owls don't have sleepovers for a reason
4 years ago
No tv dik!
4 years ago
She's on my couch and I don't have a tv in my room
4 years ago
how come!
4 years ago
well you can watch quetly
4 years ago
Lol no she's sleeping and im in bed, I can't just barge in there and turn in the tv
4 years ago
that stinks
youll be up all night while she snores
4 years ago
'move over!'
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I already kept her up way later than is normal for her... Feeding her pbr and sambuca
4 years ago
poor old heather
4 years ago
"EAT THIS!" ...
4 years ago
this is why i dont have overnight guests
4 years ago
i just want to do what i want whenever i want
4 years ago
I had to rush around and clean too... So many things shoved in corners and doors shut
4 years ago
hahahaha the hurry up and hide stuff clean up
4 years ago
fucks sake!
4 years ago
Omg me too. She's apparently one of those ppl who will sleep anywhere... I'd take a cab to the dandorth if I missed my train I don't even care
4 years ago
Danforth
4 years ago
ya i get it....some people are just ok with houseguests overnight or sleeping over..i just like to just get rid of them/go home after a while
4 years ago
Ya I rarely pass out anywhere other than home.. No reason
4 years ago
i basically stopped hangin out with a guy cause once he said .."ya ill just leave my car at home and pass out on your couch"....this isnt college dude
4 years ago
ever since he said that im always all nerbous when he wants to come over so i feel like i have to specify his getting home plan before he comes over
4 years ago
seriously
4 years ago
Lol I understand... I have a few friends who always mention crashing my place if they get too drunk to drive.. And I just laugh nervously and change the subject. F off!
4 years ago
AND THEN i feel like i have to tiptoe around the issue so i dont hurt his feelings for gods sake
4 years ago
sigh!
4 years ago
maybe we are just too popular heather
4 years ago
Lol there is NOT enough of me to go around
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
the last thing i want is some people in my house getting up 2 hours after i went to bed
4 years ago
I thought that's why ppl had cars, to sleep in if they got too drunk
4 years ago
thats why the seats recline!
4 years ago
Exactly. Get a minivan if your drunk ass can't make it home, goddamnit
4 years ago
What do I look like, a motel 6?
4 years ago
you want a little shitty color tv for your room? i have like 3 of them..ill send you one if you want for real
4 years ago
these are worthless tvs but theyre sitting in closets here
4 years ago
It would probably cost a lot to ship.. I don't usually care for one in my room, but just annoying tonight
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
Thanks though :)
4 years ago
youre welcome..theyre just sitting all over here taking up space..
4 years ago
those old tvs with a butt
4 years ago
Lol I don't even know where I'd put it in my room, it's pretty small
4 years ago
heather dik jrs gfs parents sent me a ton of what is apparently called "easter dinner"
4 years ago
the tvs are tiny...if you want one ill pay to send it ..it cant be that much...let me know
4 years ago
they made ham and turkey and like 6 other things
4 years ago
i think i got the sympathy platter!
4 years ago
there wasnt any gravy.....even the homeless get gravy
4 years ago
i should just freeze the whole thing then defrost it at thanksgiving....regift it to them
4 years ago
Is chat broken?
4 years ago
It's really annoying to mucho chat from a phone
4 years ago
looks like diarrhea, do they eat tacos in Germany?
4 years ago
Haven't tried them yet.
4 years ago
does your butt say "thoooo" when you fart?
4 years ago
You know, "ausfahrt" is german for "exit". Kinda funny if you think aboat it.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
what the fuck is this shit it dosent even deserve puntuation or spell check
4 years ago
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