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Yearly Crucify

OK, this is kind of a bad idea I would say...

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by yak

submitted April 8th 2006

26 comments
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muchoworthyconky
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Idiot. He could go through all that without all the redickulous religious crap.
12 years ago
Jesus was actually nailed through the WRISTS, thats the only way he wouldn't have torn the skin and fallen off. That means hes going to have to start all over again, poor guy.
12 years ago
So its actually the same guy doing it in the Philippines all this time? No wonder why the news stopped covering that event every year.

Thing is he's also supposed to have himself nailed through the feet/ankles (?) because then the victim has to choose whether to shift his weight onto his hands or his feet and it becomes an epic struggle for him as he moves between both positions. I'm not sure I got that totally right, I learnt it years ago.
12 years ago
Well... Clearly, Jesus could have been nailed from the hands, as this guy was.

I mean sure man, religion works for some people, I'd rather do without it. You wanna crucify yourself every now and then, step up, do your religious thing... Just don't ask me to join.
12 years ago
What a fucking idiot. Even if the bible wasn't complete bullshit, why the fuck would god want him to do that? Yeah, Jesus would be very proud to have some dumbass mexican copying him.
12 years ago
every year? ouch
12 years ago
Fuckin retard...should put the next nail through his neck.
12 years ago
retarded christian cunts only good for raping kids in churches. they should all be crucified like their faggot paedophile (son of god).
12 years ago

I hope he isn't a jeweler by trade. Attention whore. There is a definite link between self mutilation and sexual pleasure.
12 years ago
hmmm....I bet that was just a sham to get out of work, there really was no baby. haha.
12 years ago
Alex- he was Mexican? I wasn't aware that the Phillipines had an immigrant problem too.

If he is being crucified "just like Christ" then why has he not died 12 times and risen from the dead 12 times? According to my Bible, Christ DIED when he was on the cross. I'll be impressed when this dumbass dies and resurrects himself. Until then, fuck this circus sideshow asshole.
12 years ago
Derk- lol- I bet he calls into work "crucified" every year.

"Where's Bob today?"

"He called in. Said something about being nailed to a cross and won't be in for a week or two."

"Oh, yeah. It IS crucifixion season again. Where does a year go?"
12 years ago
Haha, Snivvle thinks he's going to heaven just cause he believes... from what i hear takes at bit more than blind idiotic faith to get into heaven.... if you buy into the bible and want to hate gays and shit because of it, i sure as help hope you've never masturbated or cut your hair... cause their both sins and just the fact that you come here i've got a pretty good idea you're gonna burn in hell with the rest of us heathens, albeit maybe a different level if Dante Aligheri was on the right track.
12 years ago
damn right Ralph27972! . who the fuck believes in a cocksucker calling himself son of god will go to heaven along with ratbags believing in this bullshit. he deserved the crucifix for being a fag and a paedophile. dead gods wont send me to hell, i'll crucify the cunt and sent him up juda's ass
12 years ago
Ow ow ow ow ow....

Looks like it hurts a lot...
12 years ago
"Once u believe ur saved for life"

Congrats on being brave enough to publicly post the most fucking stupid statement I have ever heard. Sorry youre too fucking dumb to have ever actually read a bible you fucking cretin.
12 years ago
Hey that sounds like good insurance. Say you want to be saved and then your set up to say and do whatever you feel like because it won't count on your record.

I think you just discovered a loophole that will turn civilisation on its head or maybe you just took the whole basic premise of christianity out of context you stupid fuck.
12 years ago
Glad to see you're getting a kick out of being stupid, let us all hope it was deliberate.
12 years ago
If what I say doesn't affect you apparently, why are you replying?
12 years ago
lemme educate you home boy for a minute of your "snivvling" ass time. you ever hear the expression fighting on the internet makes you look like a retard? exactly. so do me a favor and follow the right path. your just like all the rest of these sons of bitches trying to get a dollar out of god thinking he sparred your life cause your ass was out drinking shot someone and ended up in jail got fucked by some buff dude and now you think found jesus. lemme tell you about faith ....faith is something devine in your soul your path the way you will roll. already you proved your not really about your beliefs. your more here to pick a fight. believing aint gonna do you shit but put you in a hole with the rest of the suckers,convicts,rapists,molesters,terrorists when you get to the pearly gates. it takes more than sitting here saying your bout it. it means flipping your whole lifestyle for the man upstairs. that means no drugs,no fighting,no cussing,no premarital sex, basically living a clean life. who ever told you different is fuckin wrong. your going down the wrong path you need to stop and think for a minute cause you are fucking up. it also says in the bible to help your fellow man not be little him. pay attention boy you got alot to learn.
12 years ago
oh and all the comments on this about fuck jesus and all that noise about burning in hell....they are all entitled to each of their own. YOU should not worry about others but worry about yourself and those around you. another thing...this is muchosucko. if your gonna talk religion and want to have a debate about it....go to a website that talks about that shit. stop fucking up my couch. shit...im trying to kick back and enjoy myself and i see this bull...man..come on.
12 years ago
well snivvle if you're right.. more power to ya, though i'm pretty sure you're just an idiot.. well positive on that one, but if fucks like you can get into heaven, i sure as hell want to be as far away from there as possible
12 years ago
Ralph27972 - GETDOWN!!! - chairman_of_the_bored - Baphomet , my hats off to you guys.
snivvle, stick your vile blasphamous religion up your ass, nobody wants to be saved by your rat bag son of god.
12 years ago
i stuck my nose in the thread motherfucker cause your a asshole. stick your religious shit up your ass. you aint even righteous nor do you even belong in the same word or paragraph as the lord. your a parasite picking on people cause you got a lil upset cause no one wanting to hear your shit. its ingorant fucks like you who jump on the band wagon of thinking your gonna be saved from your bullshit life that make it unbarable for people like me to find a reason to go to church and sit in a row with you. i care about god as much as anyone else but i draw a line, do i wanna sit and pray with heathens who do bad amongst themselves and others or do i wanna talk to god and have a conversation about my life and find out ways to correct it. how old are you anyways like 16..saying people like cocks and shit you shouldnt be talking cause it looks like someone likes the pastors own personal stash of sacreligous wine. oh and another thing you stupid dumb ignorant ass motherfucker.....this is muchosucko...take your shit accross the road cause no one wants to hear it.

smasht.....what the fuck is that....punk ass bitch...need to grow up.
12 years ago
Sometimes hitting random brings up good things..
6 years ago
Thanks for sharing! Looks like this was subbed before replies existed. Dark times man.
6 years ago
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