points: 22

True story

Those cows were just asking for it.

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by NemesisJames

submitted March 26th 2013

14 comments
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we can only assume the 3 girls had not learned to speak either. Get em while they can't express dislike of giving blowjobs seems to be the moral here
4 years ago
This judge just set a precedent that if they're not old enough to complain they're fair game.
4 years ago
Which technically can be used....
4 years ago
I suppose he lost his badge.
4 years ago
I suppose he celebrated by heading to the nearest dairy farm.
4 years ago
This man's sex life is an udder failure.
4 years ago
He needs to mooove on to greener pastures.
4 years ago
Poor cunt just wanted a fresh milkshake
4 years ago
Protip: always use water based lubricants for vealskin sex products
4 years ago
I grew up 2 towns away...Inow I can say I've had a brush with fame
4 years ago
I also grew up only a couple towns away. I can't really blame the guy. South Jersey's just that boring.
4 years ago
Best fuck i ever had was a cows nostril. You get your balls licked at the same time.
4 years ago
The Dorner curse is now in affect.
4 years ago
who cares about who did what to whom and why.......where's the sex tape??
4 years ago
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