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Time For a Fucking Diet

Dear god, I kinda want to see if I can buy the flesh they strip off of him to make a rug.

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by yak

submitted April 7th 2006

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I don't understand how people can let themselves get like this. The guy reminds me of a termite queen: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/ktexas/formosan_queen.jpg
12 years ago
well, obviously his personal physiology had something to do with it. I could eat all I wanted and not get that big.
I feel sorry for the guy, and I hope he loses weight
12 years ago
I saw this on on TLC, that guy was in a sorry fucking shape. He couldn't roll over, couldn't move, and could barely lift his head. He would just shit as he laid there, and his wife would come and clean it up.

That bitch is a saint.
12 years ago
Damn, that's a lot of weight lost.
12 years ago
He had a WIFE? DAMN thats LOVE!
12 years ago
Saint, skunkmonkey? Someone was shoveling food down his gullet. Seriously, I don't understand the families of people like this, since at a certain point they can't even move for themselves, so *someone* must be filling the dog dish for them...
12 years ago
Well it's either shovel his food and shovel his shit or let him fucking die, because no matter how much fat you have your body's gonna shut down when your body undergoes food deprivation.

Either way, that bitch gets the wife of the year award.
12 years ago
Lokai... you took my comment....

how the fuck can people just lay there and get so fuckin disgusting...
i think the id do something about it the day before i had trouble lifting my legs and arms....
i dont feel sorry for him at all
12 years ago
I do feel sorry for him.......I hav'nt much sympathy for him; however, It's sad to watch someone dying.

If any of you knew this guy......would you want to help him live? At least for his wife's sake?
12 years ago
I never in my life thought i would actually see someone that reminded me so much of Jabba the Hut.
12 years ago
That is just gross to see someone get to that point, but its uplifting to see that he is losing that weight and is going to be fine.
12 years ago
http://media.putfile.com/Family-Guy-NAAFP

find your penis for a dollar, find your penis
12 years ago
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12 years ago
Yeah, I remember seeing this on TLC (I think). This guy came in weighing something like 1094 lbs. They had him treated and he dropped down to about 600 lbs. I thought it was funny his shoulders were so fat and "fluffed" out, he started to look like a turtle....

I sometimes watch these super-obese shows, because it's makes me feel better. Since I weigh a relatively measly 350, I probably weigh as much as this guy's arm.
12 years ago
Yeah... I was waiting for Princess Leia to pop out somewhere...
12 years ago
I saw that guy in Blade. Wasn't he the one the girl charbroils with the UV light?
12 years ago
Holy crap!! 60 bloody stones!! m8 that is crazy. I am a bit over 17 stones, which is about 235 pounds, I believe. So he had 14 stones of fluid, nearly my weight in fluid. Incredible!!!
12 years ago
I know that a stone is 14 pounds from listening to Radiohead's "A stone is 14 pounds of American Big Gulp supersized bags of shit", a B side for "Fake Plastic Trees".

If I ever got that bad, I'd start sawing the shit off.

I sympathize with him though and hope he does well and lays off the butter flavored crisco.
12 years ago
ahaahhaha...
this is exactly whats wrong with my country.
i was hoping since the narrator sounded fresh from the BBC, that i could blame the brits for this one. then i heard him and new he was one of my people.
people, youre trying to blame his physiology for this, that it was impossible for him to not gain this weight, howd he lose it so quickly?
this was pure unadulterated gluttony.
12 years ago
Can you imagine all the stuff he was hiding under him the whole time?
12 years ago
"I cant eat another bite"

In french accent "Ahhh sir, common. It's just a waffer thin!"

"No. Cant eat another bite."

"It's just a waffer thin..."

"Alright."

BOOM!!!!!!
12 years ago
no sympathy at all. if he's married, his wife needs a fucking gold medal for putting up with it. why would anyone want to put someone they care for through the ordeal of having to do everything for you...?

100lbs of spare fucking skin! there is NO excuse for letting yourself get that bad.

if he was eating real food instead of lard sandwiches & sausages & cake & chips & chocolate & hotdogs & burgers & fucking pies he wouldn't have got that far fucked. they should've let him rot to death on his reinforced bed. or rolled him down a big fucking hill with an even bigger cliff at the bottom.
imagine that. SPLAT!!

how much must it have cost to move him & get him sorted out? too fucking much!
12 years ago
If fecal matter is proportional to body mass has anyone else wondered how big a shit this guy takes?
12 years ago
Or ... how does he wipe his ass? Or ... who does it for him. Or ... WHY do they do it for him in the first place?
12 years ago
fuck his wife. obviously she fed the fat pig. she should of force fed him salads.
12 years ago
i agree, you know those talk shows that have the fat kids,
and the parents are like, "i dont know what to do!" HELLO! if your kid is fat, its your fault. you contole the intake. If this man is THAT BIG, he needs someone to feed him. STOP feeding him! Feed him every other day. Or once every 3 days. Stop giving him soda, and chips, make him a sammich. and a glass of milk.

Still, its good hes getting help. Hes taken control of his issue which if more than alot of people do. If i ever saw this man i would more than likely shake his hand.
12 years ago
Sorry, but when it gets to the point that you are winded lifting a fork- it might be a good time to consider cutting back ona few dozen doughnuts. This shit didn't happen overnight, people. At some point he had to start shopping at the big and tall stores and eventually move up to bed linens. Worse, he has some woman who "loves" him enough to keep shoveling a shitload of fat and carbs into his gullet even when he is in this kind of shape! Your body won't "shut down" if you cut back on calories- contrary to what was posted above. Your metabolism may reduce a bit but it will not kill you to eat salads and cottage cheese instead of ice cream and cookies.
I don't feel sorry for this fat fuck at all. I will save my empathy for a child born with AIDS or a kid with cancer- THEY didn't have a choice in the matter unlike Mister Water Balloon here.
12 years ago
Go ahead and look up empathy. Then look up sympathy.
Which one fits better?
12 years ago
Bin- I looked them both up. "Sympathy" may "fit better" but "empathy" was the word I intended to use and did use.

Now look up "apathy" and "enthalpy" and tell me which one describes how I feel about this lard ass.
12 years ago
Empathy would work if you're a gigantic pile of immobile meat and fat.
It means you can relate to this guy's situation.
Is that the case? If so, it's cool, and I stand corrected.
I don't get the enthalpy reference.
12 years ago
Empathy does not require you to be similar to the load, just understanding or sympathetic for it. I do not understand it and I am not sympathetic for it, therefore I have no empathy for it.

"Enthalpy" was one of those word I had to throw into the mix, along with "entropy", "ebony" and "empyema" which, comne to think of it, would actually be relevant to the story.

There was nothing to "get" in the reference, just my dicking around with words that "kind of rhyme." Mi dispiache for the confusion.
12 years ago
My first band's name was "entropy"...we really really really sucked!
12 years ago
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