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Crazy Cat

Cat with a restraining order... Heres a hint, put the fucking thing down. "I tink he's got a screw loose in his brain!"

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by yak

submitted April 7th 2006

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Didnt even see it flip out or anything. LAME
12 years ago
Yeah... They could have at showed it killing something... nope, let's just have an old lady talk...
12 years ago
I think that bitch would benefit from being ACTUALLY ON FIRE.

Anyone want to do the honors?
12 years ago
"the entire neighbourhood lives in fear" Oh man....is that for real? Just fucking boot it one and see if it will try and 'lie in wait' next time.
12 years ago
little fuckin cat took prozac... crazy
12 years ago
give me back the two minutes of my life i just wasted
12 years ago
i bet that cat would make the neighborhood dog(s) its bitch
12 years ago
Back in 98 my wife bought me a cat that looks and acts just like this evil bastard. We tried letting him outdoors, but he would constantly get into fights with neighborhood cats, so we decide he will become a house cat. The problem is.....he started ambushing us like the cat in the video does. He would come from behind and shred our ankles. Deep, bloody gashes! So since we are not going to let him out....we get him de-clawed. Within a couple of weeks he figures out that he can be just as destructive to human flesh with his hind claws. After months of trying to redirect him and consulting the Vet, we decide to get him completely de-clawed (the other choice was to put him down.....we had our first child on the way and could not risk this beast around a newborn).....After the surgery, his attacks were actually comical..he would wrap around the ankles and kick with his soft harmless paws; however, he learned that biting (as hard as he could) was effective! In 2002, I spent a week in the hospital on IV antibiotics after that fucking cat bit me through the first knuckle on my middle finger. He bit through the cartilage on both sides of the knuckle and within hours it was horribly inflamed and infected. I almost lost my middle finger!
Remarkably, We decided to keep the cat, and with age he mellowed out. Only occasional and much more mild attacks occured.
Sadly, this past October, My Mother-in-Law house sat for us while we vacationed in Maui. Despite warnings that the cat was clawless/defenseless/retarded....she let it outside and he decided to take on a pack of coyotes and of course he was eaten.

R.I.P. ...HUNTER..the middle finger assassin....1998-2005
12 years ago
THAT CAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THE DOOR AFTER FIRST ATTACK, MY grandmother had a black cat that was sweet as anything but when she died it turned and didnt want us near him, it would growl and hiss and was very nasty so we decided to trap it and the pound put it to sleep, good riddens to that cat.
9 years ago
I would say sorry for your loss mackerel, but your fucking stupid for keeping a cat like that. After the first attack I would have said fuck you to the cat, and kicked its ass out of the house.
12 years ago
You are correct Zeratul....except I actually thought the cat was fucking hilarious....unitl he almost killed my bird finger.
12 years ago
My cousin had a cat like that. It would chomp into the old achilles tendon and wouldn't let go. It also would jump up on the sofa whenever I was visiting, and latch its claws and teeth into my scalp as I was sleeping. It was a beast too.
12 years ago
The old lady reminds of me Joe Pesci. Especially in the last part of the clip. I was expecting the laughter to turn volatile and get stabbed in the face with an ice pick
12 years ago
cats are crap stick too dogs.
12 years ago
the old lady reminded me of the lady who does the bart simspon voice for the simpsons
12 years ago
Heh use "common sense" when the fucking little shit is ambushing people. People give pets Prozac!? that's insane. I also like how they called it euthanasia, it means "mercy killing" for the euthanised no?
12 years ago
I have to agree with you holymackerel cats are so small that it's just funny when they are vicious. I would never think twice of hurting one if it attacked me. They're just stupid animals. Then again so are small dogs. Notice I said SMALL.
12 years ago
I didnt quite have a cat like mackerels, but it was pretty devious. She used to try to trip you on the stairs like a stealth assassin. Every time you would go up, or down, she would just appear from no where right under your fucking feet. Then she was gone.

She got me a few times and i fell a few stairs down until i caught the hand rail. Fucking crazy cat. She would chirp at you like a crazy neroutic thing. "Meow, meow, meow, meow" All in a fucking row, NON STOP.

She ate toilet paper, so we always had to keep all the bathroom doors shut. Or else we would find a holocaust scene of destruction.

She got into the dryer one night and while i was making some food on the stove i heard this thumping. I was like "Hmm.. I didnt remember putting shoes in there. OH WELL!" WHen i was upstairs i heard this terrible scream! It was mom, she had found that fucking cat. It lived somehow, but patches of fur and the end of her tail fell off.


She just died last week. We had that thing for 18 years.

RIP Psycho Kitty.
12 years ago
use arrow keys....much fun when you can make the cat talk, the owner ate too much balloons. lol, not much to say about this vid.
12 years ago
You could try lopping its bollocks off - failing that (and if it's a female) lop its fucking head off
12 years ago
thanks for the story mackerel i dont know what it is but i love hearing personal stories related to animals.
12 years ago
Put a strip of tape on the fucker's back, and he'll walk with his belly draggin the ground the rest of his life.
12 years ago
I remember that vid! try tape on their feet, they love it.
12 years ago
lives in fear, just further proves that americans are becoming more pussified
12 years ago
the chinese have a great technique for cats and dogs, why not take a leaf out of their books. boil it alive and eat it with a hint of soi sauce
12 years ago
Just walk around with a baseball bat, if the fucker bites you crush its fucking skull.
12 years ago
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