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caught jerking off

remember all of the old videos where people catch other people masturbating? well this one is worse

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by adeptus-astartes

submitted April 6th 2006

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That was hilarious. I wasn't expecting that.
12 years ago
Snivvle... i hope you realized you just said, and i quote "I am so sick of Fucking Gay people."... wouldn't that make you gay? if not it sure as hell makes you an idiot, you faggot.
12 years ago
fake. oh yea, & stupid.
12 years ago
lol funny shit.
12 years ago
Snivvle's just mad his video got posted.
12 years ago
I think you've just outed yourself as a "Loser for life".
12 years ago
i think snivvle is trying too hard to convince everyone else that he's not a gay bashing homo himself
12 years ago
fake, could have been done way better.
12 years ago
Snivvle, back in oh say... 500bc, and earlier, you'd be the "queer" in fact almost all through out history, homosexual acts have been accepted through out society, fuck the island of lebos, where the term lesbian is dirived. So acctualy, the current gay hating trend was created the middle eastern relegions. Also, the fact you hate gays so much leads me to beleive you are indeed a faggot, who loooves the cock.
12 years ago
The copy-cat bandit stricks again!

I suspect we'll be seeing this shit on AFV soon.
12 years ago
Snivvle sounds like that dad in the movie "American Beauty"...and we all know how he turned out...
12 years ago
how about the bumper sticker " no snivelers " man I am drunk.
12 years ago
why are you guys hung up on reproductive organs? its just 2 guys loving eachother. what the big deal? you might not find it attractive but that doesnt make it wrong or immoral.
12 years ago
Snivvle why are you so upset. More chicks for us
12 years ago
Maybe he's bi....everyone loves you when you're bi....Crusty....I have to agree, I'm drunk too!! These posts take me 5 minutes with all the back spacing and searching for keys!
12 years ago
snivvle, you are one of the stupidest people ive ever heard talk about gay people. you have thsi strange theory that everyone will turn into gays and humans will eventualy cease to exist. what you dont udnerstand is that gay people are naturaly gay, and the reason we (straight people who support gay people) areo k with it, is because we are naturaly straight, just like they are naturaly gay. we are SECURE, with our sexuality. something you OBVIOUSLY are not, because you dont just hate gay people, you are afraid of them. your afraid that youll be turned into one too. you are a dumb faggot, and your goign to live a sad life with fear because you cant admit you are what you are. if your straight, then be fine with that, thats your choice. but dont go around telling people they are going to catch the fag disease you fuckign dyke. you piece of shit queer humper.
12 years ago
gay people are naturally gay? thats funny. because almost all reasearch on the subject has shown that gay people are NOT born gay. research does show that gay people dont choose to be gay. but that is an entirely different thing. a guy who has a sexual preference for fucking animals didnt choose that life out of a book either, but he certainly wasnt born that way.
12 years ago
Dear adaptus... u r a fag.
12 years ago
Dear everyone.... shut up.
12 years ago
Dear everyone with negative thoughts*** sorry.
12 years ago
TurdGay... move over.... Snivvle is taking your spot!
12 years ago
ok hotshot, make your mind up when making a statement and stick to it.
try not to contradict yourself because it makes yourself look kinda stupid.

homosexuality is caused by an imbalance of the X and Y chromosomes.
12 years ago
how did i contradict myself in any way? i thought what i said was pretty clear for anyone with an average IQ and above. apparently you didnt meet the prerequisites.
12 years ago
^^ "almost all reasearch on the subject has shown that gay people are NOT born gay. research does show that gay people dont choose to be gay" looks like a contradiction to me.
12 years ago
so dumb, so fake, so shouldnt have been posted
but then again just because i found it stupid... well it was stupid... theres no denying that
12 years ago
" ^^ "almost all reasearch on the subject has shown that gay people are NOT born gay. research does show that gay people dont choose to be gay" looks like a contradiction to me. "

Wow BladesofSteel, I think hotshot is right. I don't think you met the prerequisites. He's saying, although research has shown that homosexuals are not born homosexual, they still cannot help the fact that they have feelings for the same sex. Are you stoned or just naturally that stupid?
12 years ago
this only happens to an alien kind of guy, lol, no for real thats fucked up, lol, the dude in the red tshirt was laughing cuz he can just say he sucked MY dick, funny shit.
12 years ago
pretty well obviously, maybe not worse then the warcraft fapper. even if the guy on myspace says it was fake. lol.
12 years ago
This discussion is 100% American
12 years ago
I am totally agreeing with swivle. I am against homoseshuality.

And as for whatever moron (GRIM) said that homosexual acts were always accepted through out our societies....once again your a moron (GRIM), no other time in history has that been accepted until now.

I just think since they cant reproduce that theyll just weed themselves out due to death.

Whoever accepts GAYS is gay and should be shot.
12 years ago
^ so basically you nothing about such cultures as the ancient greeks' ?
12 years ago
whooaaa, hotshot where did you hear this? There is evidence that gays are born gay, example, the hypothalamus gland with in the brain of a homosexual male is the same size as that of a heterosexual female, a heterosexual male's hypothalamus gland is much larger than a gay male or a straight female. There are alot more expirments that support this theory, but just because someone is born "gay" doesnt mean they have to be gay, humans do have a choice to choose their life style.
12 years ago
i wish hitler was still here, he would take care of these Buttfuckers.
12 years ago
Do you people even read what you are about to send. According to HelloImBiziagh, a person is "born gay" but that people that are straight choose that life style. What does that mean? Is everyone born gay and people that are straight are just rebelling against nature?
12 years ago
Encryptor you're a moron, go read a book fucking book and learn about the world. And it wasn't just ancient Greek and Roman times, it was all through the 16th century and into modern times too. You're living in a very deluded world-view.
12 years ago
being a homosexual is a genetic dead end. I have come to understand over the years that I dont really care one way or the other about homos. I tolerate them, but thats about it. I still think they have a choice, i mean, didnt the homo movie Brokeback mountain have them living with their wife's or something at the end? So even that means they admit they have a choice.

But still, they are a genetic dead end, an aberration of the species. If we were trying to colonize out to the stars, they would be banned because they would only fuck each other, and not advance the species. But here on earth, where we will go on, they are tolerated. Oh, and about the toleration vs. respect issue.

I can tolerate gays, but i sure as hell don't have to respect them. You have earn respect when it comes to me. I dont dole it out because some leftist wacko says so. So just because some fags are kissing in the street, and i think thats gross, dont tell me that i have to "respect" them. No I dont. Respect is earned mothafucka!

At this point i am just speculating, so dont take me seriously.

So, when someone has an obvious problem with a gay person, I dont think the gay should take it that seriously. And when it comes to straight people, they should do the same. I mean, you dont take retarded people seriously do you? When it comes down to it, we are at our base animals, and probably our rejection of aberrations (of any kind) comes from our desire to reproduce, and eat, and live. We want everything as good as it can be for the stable tribe.

Of course, this is where intellectualism comes in, and the fact that we are not apes anymore, but i not going to bother writing it, because i have to take a shit.
12 years ago
ancient greeks.. damn near ALL gay
12 years ago
I didn't bother reading all those comments so if somebody said this, I'm sorry. FAKE!
12 years ago
thanks BladesofSteel, i honestly couldn't be bothered explaining where hotshot went wrong.
ObsidianFaia, i'm guessing you're being sarcastic cos noone's THAT dumb.
12 years ago
Nothing wrong with being gay if thats what floats your boat. I'm not a ass-jockey myself but I sure as hell aint gonna tell people what to do with their dicks. That's just their damn business. Besides two fine-ass women doing each other doesn't advance civilisation but its still pretty fucking cool... Snivvel and other gay-haters, you're obviously not mature enough to cope with the idea that other people can be different to you. You probably hate anyone who doesn't drink beer and watch wrestling too. Go pick your ass and shoot some racoons or something.
12 years ago
No gays allowed in outer space? Who will cut the women's hair?
12 years ago
LOL! Excellent video.. HILARIOUS!
12 years ago
no, red23. YOU are that dumb. looking at the the comment that you were so easily confused on, i can see how some of the slower or younger people around here wouldnt get it.

let me perhaps put it in a less challenging, "for dummies" kind of way for you.

a boy is born. a boy is spanked prufusely and abused as a child. a boy grows up to have a sexual attraction towards being dominated, as a result of what happened to him as a child. boy grows up to be one of those "sexual slaves" who enjoys getting his balls tortured by a mistress.

did he choose what he is sexually attracted to? no. was he born that way? no.

did i make it easy enough for you? research shows that homosexuality is developed, but does not naturally occur at birth. they dont choose what they are sexually attracted to, but they certainly werent born with it either.

lets see if you were able to process the "for dummies" version. i will not try to make it any easier for you if you did not understand this version. because then, you are truly an utter fool.
12 years ago
Every time someone mentions something like "I wish hitler was still alive" YOU know that they are so fucking stupid, so stupid that all the grandaddys of the war should spank that fucker dead.
12 years ago
Research has shown that there is a possibility that homosexuality is possibly genetic.

This type of research has been carried out on twins (identical and non identical) and findings seem to show that twins (whether they grew up together or not) seem to have a higher percentage of being gay if their sibling is also gay (than non twins) . Of course, anyone who has seen these experiments will know that there are many flaws and factors that could possibly contribute to these findings. But it's a start.

I hope i made sense....cos i think i didn't....but im tired so meh
12 years ago
"a boy is born. a boy is spanked prufusely and abused as a child. a boy grows up to have a sexual attraction towards being dominated, as a result of what happened to him as a child. boy grows up to be one of those "sexual slaves" who enjoys getting his balls tortured by a mistress.

did he choose what he is sexually attracted to? no. was he born that way? no.

did i make it easy enough for you? "

i like how scientific you are hotshot
12 years ago
ha ha haaa! snivvle smokes the Blue Vein
12 years ago
Thanks, hotshot for clearing that up... because there is no such thing as a gay person who was never abused right???
12 years ago
it's Deuteronomy not do it to me rodney ha ha
12 years ago
well snivel, if every one goes gay then think of how much that will cut down the population, which can only be a good thing. and dont forget about when the people start traveling back in time and work for 25 cents so that their families will be rich in the future. yeah, all those blue collar guys didnt mind a gay pile when that happened.
12 years ago
some of you are so dumb that i often wonder just what the age of the average muchoucko user is.

blades of steel, if you honestly got out of my post that "all gays were abused" then you are a fool. i was only providing an example of someone who did NOT choose what he is sexually attracted to, yet was not born with it either. not all people that are into domination were abused as children, i just used it as an example of one of the possible reasons for one to become sexually attracted to such a lifestyle.

some people dont even get their sexual preferences from a childhood trauma. many people change their sexual preference much later on in life. as seen in prisons and often in the military as well. im sure these people didnt choose their sexual preference out of a list either, but due to certain conditions, this is the way they turned out.
12 years ago
i honestly can't be bothered pointing out the huge fuck ups in your comments.
you seem to be (well, have always been) one huge contradiction in terms.

since when did you stop being the mucho-clown? oh wait, you still are.
12 years ago
^^^ greatest retort ever. no really .......... im serious ........... really
12 years ago
Not nice having your argument exaggerated and taken out of context is it?
12 years ago
i thought that was fake too... bad acting also... i mean LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOOR IF YOU WANT TO WANK OFF.
12 years ago
Last i read Being gay can be caused by:
-stress to the pregnant mother during the masculinization phase of fetal development.
-by choice
-psychological stress (really bad women experience? body image?)
-heredity, passed on through the women of a family
-not too sure, but hormonal imbalances?
-underdeveloped pituitary gland

sorry i had to list, i got a huge laugh over the excuse "imbalance of X and Y chromosome". that either causes no effect or odd outcomes such as klinefelters syndrome, but not being "gay"
12 years ago
go here then laughing boy:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hs=2qu&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=homosexuality+chromosome+imbalance&btnG=Search&meta=
12 years ago
i see a biochemical imbalance link. X and Y chromosomes dont become "imbalanced", they just how they are formed during fusion of gametes. this results in either XXX (forgot term, but female maturation problems and pains sometimes), XXY (klinefelter), XYY (supercriminal or super man), but never YYY. and of course, XX female XY male
12 years ago
i believe these are caused by chromosome nondisjunction. its a genetic variation, not an imbalance. and non of the effects of each mentioned above cause homosexuality.
12 years ago
fucking retard, you've just described what i said! idiot.
12 years ago
its adeptus ya dumbass motherfucker.
11 years ago
What kind of a fucking gay guy pretends to get a blowjob while pretending to watch porn with MUSIC ON?
11 years ago
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