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OHW HAI

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by oster

submitted March 20th 2013

350 comments
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OHW HAI
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4 years ago
DId you just ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)?
4 years ago
You just went full /b/ tard.
4 years ago
nah bro i wouldnt t༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ
4 years ago
dont you mean /P/
4 years ago
this is why....
4 years ago
You can't seem to leave us?
4 years ago
this is the gayest thing ive seen today since GGs bhole pic
4 years ago
shit! poss is back, i was sure this time he was dead in a gutter somwhere. i already gave his role away to heather
4 years ago
GG subbed a butthole pic?
gross
4 years ago
it's not even tuesday
4 years ago
thats what i said, but for some reason barret was saying today was bhole day, i came unglued
4 years ago
B-hole Wednesday? I don't fucking think so.
4 years ago
the world as we know it is over
4 years ago
dibs on Scrotum Sunday
4 years ago
I think DW already called that
4 years ago
yeah he said something like "no show sunday"
4 years ago
Manmeat Monday?
4 years ago
oster just wants to see my balls
4 years ago
now you got a winner poss
4 years ago
STD Saturday?
4 years ago
I was really hoping you would dw..

4 years ago
another gold, vomit
4 years ago
im just not as into dudes looking at my junk as you are into looking at dudes junk
4 years ago
dat junk.

*oster gleams.
4 years ago
Is there a Thucculent Thursday?
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
heather has been waiting all this time for std saturday, now she can finally post nakies
4 years ago
I wonder if punky will make another shop of me and jrob. That was so cute.
4 years ago
/oster giggles
4 years ago
nice tits!
4 years ago
wouldnt know, she aint showing them. bras can lie... they can lie
4 years ago
what the fuck are you doing up at this hour?
4 years ago
It looks like she is wearing a balloon.
4 years ago
she loks like she sucks a mean dick though
4 years ago
(at BW)
4 years ago
that i will buy jrob, suck it right the fuck off and save some for later
4 years ago
Just checking in with my MS buddies!
4 years ago
its only 2.40 am here,time for another beer!
4 years ago
* possum tries to catch up with BW in the beer department *
4 years ago
I'm hittin' the Wild I at the moment. $10.99 for a gallon of %18 ABV bum wine. Fuck yes.
4 years ago
que?
4 years ago
Is that really Punky's mother? Oster you sick fucker!
4 years ago
shh - be vewy vewy quiet
4 years ago
yeah, if we dont talk about it then it didnt happen
4 years ago
stop that right now jrob jrob!
4 years ago
shhhhhh
4 years ago
hes a witch, burn him!
4 years ago
i would slowly slide off those tinted glasses,untie that little bow in the front,then slowly slide down that shirt,exposing those firm supple breasts....then id run my tongue slowly from her neck down to her nips......slowly suckling them.........then id go in full force in her asshole till the bitch cried and begged me for mercy....no reply fail
4 years ago
halfway through she would throw you onto the bed and pull out the strap on
4 years ago
She is to frail, the strap on could not handle the Gayness of JRob.
4 years ago
then fries wakes up alone in a cold puddle of his own jizz and cries himself back to sleep
4 years ago
ohw we would have a great time together,i can tel by her flirty little smile,she wants the jrob d
4 years ago
It'll become really obvious once she pulls out her dentures.
4 years ago
Maybe if you can get punky to send you her ashes you could jizz on that and sub it just like bonos sisters pic.
4 years ago
gumjobs ftw
4 years ago
id let this bitch gum me all night
4 years ago
if jrob jizzed on her ashes the radioactivity would probably bring her back to life as a mutant sperm monster
4 years ago
I'd give him some respect after that..

Jrob that is.
4 years ago
Dentures or not.. Every woman has standards.
4 years ago
"I hope they serve beer in hell"
4 years ago
are you trying to gaina cool point by fucking with me,if so you might wanna start at punky,then maybe work your way up the ladder to ogami
4 years ago
^mean drunk
4 years ago
im soberish
4 years ago
who is he talking to.
4 years ago
the voices in his head
4 years ago
At least pick on the black guy first.... =] I miss the excitement
4 years ago
ive yet to get a proper apology for the mean things he said to me sunday, i was coming down with a stomach virus on top of that. what a jerk!
4 years ago
Coloreds have all the fun.

... Google Chrome actually recognized "coloreds" as a real word.
4 years ago
btw, women dont have standards, they have alcohol tolerance lvls and price tags
4 years ago
Has Bono been unbanned yet?
4 years ago
Why you mad cryax? Are you missing thatdude this much?
4 years ago
I dunno what you talking about , but lets hit up downtown Fullerton
4 years ago
DOWN
4 years ago
so jawz can pay for everything..
4 years ago
he gonna rape you jawz
4 years ago
Yu blaze it jawz ?
4 years ago
TD wil be back sooooooon!

i think

unless he fucks up his Good Time somehow
4 years ago
wAIT...You live in LA. Dont be trollin' me bro.
4 years ago
Yea I live in San Gabriel valley
4 years ago
Sgv !!
4 years ago
What about you jawz ?
4 years ago
I have some homies down that way. Pretty neat. And nah, i get drug tested at my job (i work at a hospital)
4 years ago
Must be hard cleaning up all that puke in the cafeteria :(
4 years ago
Chilli dog day... :(
4 years ago
hard, but not unusual
4 years ago
I was doing construction work at a hospital , and there was this one black dude just walking back and forth , he worked there , I asked him what he did , I forgot what it's called and all he did was carry this plastic bag around with pills back and forth all day and he got paid 21 dollars an hour .
4 years ago
the dealer for the docs.
4 years ago
Whatever it was . Pretty chill for sure cant go wrong
4 years ago
There was a Jenbirdy like! Where's teh bouncin???
4 years ago
Im an RN, but hey I've cleaned up puke and shit before and whiped a few old asses. Nothin' new to me.
4 years ago
wiped*
4 years ago
they register negroes now?
4 years ago
Well I didn't show any signs of niggerdum in me so I was able to pass.
4 years ago
I guess that comes from being adopted by white folks, amirite?
4 years ago
I have a couple black friends that are RNs....and they are both gay

* DushanMandik raises eyebrow at shark *
4 years ago
Wrong, I grew up around chinks. =[

I speak vietnamese (very broken) and a tiny bit of japanese.
4 years ago
Jawz...that was the best comment of the year so far. Well played sir...
4 years ago
not that one...but 4 up...
4 years ago
.....so you really did break into those people's house to film your Carlton dance?

* DushanMandik is shocked *
4 years ago
lol. FUCK! those goddamn family portraits.
4 years ago
dead give away.
4 years ago
and the sweater?
4 years ago
obviously stolen
4 years ago
Yea, you would know if something is stolen wouldn't you Bong. Niggas just can't have nice shit. The mere though of it is sickening.
4 years ago
I "found" a Bill Cosby sweater-type design one from Goodwill like a day later. I should've waited to post the vid. =[
4 years ago
love cosby sweaters, got a few cosby sweaters myself
4 years ago
watching the cosby show always made me hot
i always thought it was some reverse racist thing, but now i realize it was just those darn sweaters
4 years ago
I came here for jenbirdy's bouncing titties not this shit.
Fuck you all I'm going to bed.
4 years ago
Fuck off pussy
4 years ago
Zeke...you're not nearly drunk enough for bed. Stay a while...and listen...
4 years ago
I'm fucking working on it... what an ordeal... :/
4 years ago
I downloaded a gif app for my phone but the problems have been.... overwhelming... Hopefully I'll have something up soon
4 years ago
* jrob2020 reprefaps *
4 years ago
Let's see that busted up twat spread eagle. Who's with me?
4 years ago
her twat is goergous you fucking basement dwelling neckbeard
4 years ago
swampneck*
4 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Alright.
4 years ago
* possum sez dont do it sally! *
4 years ago
sweet comeback bro
4 years ago
nice stfu bro,you showed me
4 years ago
Being that I have a girlfriend with lovely DDD knockers and a vagina that can't take more than a finger, I'll just let you assume you won. Have fun man.
4 years ago
haha,kojack reincarnated
4 years ago
proof or it never happened
4 years ago
I worked hard to see those titties. Why would I show you? Put your dick away.
4 years ago
her vagina cant take more than a finger,either your wang is extremely small or you arent even hitting that,either way you lose
4 years ago
You weren't around when kojach was around jnoob , stop trying to relive the past when you have only been around like 2 months
4 years ago
.. Or I'm her first. There's always that possibility. I'm lying though, because I won't post pictures of her snatch on here for you to ogle at, right?
4 years ago
i'm sorry but SD has just all MS cred with his recent comments
4 years ago
me and conky ran off kojack,fact
4 years ago
.. Just what?
4 years ago
just shut up
4 years ago
it's like saying "i'm in Mensa" w/o having it notarized
4 years ago
stfu fagit
4 years ago
Logs or stfu
4 years ago
You really hold MS in that high of regard? Sorry about that.
4 years ago
hey guiez we made it to #1
4 years ago
do some tr research lazy meximelt
4 years ago
protip for throb - how far can you throw oster?
4 years ago
shitdick has ogami level comebacks,rediculous claims with no proof,gtfo
4 years ago
Naw that's a noobs job , to go fetch the vets important material throughout mucho
4 years ago
Y'all niggaz thirsty..
4 years ago
wicked burn
4 years ago
I didn't mean to deter your wank, jrob. I'll let you continue.
4 years ago
thirsty for noob blood.
4 years ago
if i fucking want to "wank" its none of your goddamn business you filthy slimy noob bitch,i am your fucking masterand you are nothung but garbage untill i say otherwise,got it?
4 years ago
Jesus roob...
4 years ago
^mean semi-sober dude
4 years ago
oops ^^^
4 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahah!! *bows* Whatever helps you cum.
4 years ago
pwn
4 years ago
bonowin
4 years ago
* possum waits *
4 years ago
I love this website.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 gores to bed now *

my semi apologies to sporty for my rant the other night,the rest of it i meant
4 years ago
lol gores
4 years ago
nini fgts
4 years ago
the abuse is addictive
4 years ago
Jrob...are smoking something? Your rants and supposed "pwns" are getting a little extreme.
4 years ago
and lamer
4 years ago
bro,this place becomes to nice sometimes,needs more strife imo
4 years ago
fuck you toothless fgt.

go to sleep.
4 years ago
go count your jewgold fgt
4 years ago
I HAS MORE THAN YOU!
4 years ago
or should I shave my hippie girlfriend. THE CHOICES ARE MANY!
4 years ago
Don't you dare compromise her equality.
4 years ago
bet she smells like b.o. and broken dreams
4 years ago
Burning man*
4 years ago
so - you really think i'm passive aggressive?

that's okay with me i guess

* possum now DVs everything throb has ever subbed whilst making friendly noises and backing away *
4 years ago
like i remember everything i said that night,you do have a way of insulting without actually insultng.......kinda like jones....its a gift
4 years ago
exactlyodo qusimodo
4 years ago
i'm fine!
4 years ago
* jrob2020 gores to bed for realz now *
4 years ago
* Sporty subs a music vid for poss *
4 years ago
.... Sooo where's the busted up twat? I'm waiting.
4 years ago
fuck you no way me first!
4 years ago
shitdick,its at your moms house
BOOM BANG BLAM WHAMMY
4 years ago
Balm everywhere...
4 years ago
Seriously jerby, hurry the hell up, I don't wanna have to fap to GG's asshole....

















































...again.
4 years ago
It is strikingly feminine, isn't it?
4 years ago
I'm not reading all that, what did I miss?
4 years ago
Nothing at all.
4 years ago
stuff
4 years ago
GG's bum sends me subliminal messages, fact
4 years ago
For me, it's the way he spread it....like a twat.

* DushanMandik squints really hard and pretends. *
4 years ago
^dush has a new bitch
4 years ago
her name is GermanGuy.
4 years ago
I'm about to throw in a pizza.
4 years ago
so you can eat while you watch dush and GG get it on...

fuckin' weirdo.
4 years ago
for me, is the

ohw god - it's 11 pm CST and i am debating the fuckability of a german dude;s ass online
4 years ago
* possum does rehab *
4 years ago
I think we all secretly know GG is a twink.
4 years ago
This is what shitdick is prepping for
http://muchosucko.com/92494/Guy-Fucks-a-Pizza
4 years ago
4.09 am, rehab is for quitters! BW subs an obscure music vid,,,
4 years ago
i see no music vid from sporty - sooo...
4 years ago
Ewwwwwwww.... He microwaved it. He has poor taste.
4 years ago
It's coming...give it a sec...
4 years ago
@ BW 11:10 pm here -

* possum waits with eyes wide shut *
4 years ago
^ Awesome movie btw...
4 years ago
this one one got lost in my coke days - i thought aboot watching it many times - but always ended up in my garage somehow
4 years ago
come on...you noobs arent even tying with this noob shit....ill smack your faces if need be...RIGHT IN YOUR FACES
4 years ago
wtf - dik and zeke both show up within seconds of each other?

hmmm
4 years ago
i just bet someone oster would respond in under 5 min
4 years ago
The chat gates have opened.
4 years ago
my work here is done
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
what did you win?
4 years ago
nothing it was just friendly
4 years ago
nothing is friendly in Dikland
4 years ago
Except stan
4 years ago
the noobs are like psychological earthworms...if you ever want to get rid of a noob just say "watch how this noob..*select noob...responds to everything i say"....the noob sees this as a challenge ...the noob will stfu for at least a few minutes....."noobs for dummies"
4 years ago
ta-daah!
4 years ago
WHooop WHooopp
4 years ago
watch as oster responds to everything i say ...oster in 5 4 3 2 1
4 years ago
see?
4 years ago
amazing special FX
4 years ago
dot tell anyone...ive said too much already
4 years ago
no biggie...only an actual vet can pull this trick off anyway
4 years ago
wait till punky hears about this.
4 years ago
i think i proved my point......the noob is easily manipulated...at this point for a noob to respond would be a disaster for the noob...resulting in whats known as...a noob meltdown.....the veteran does not want this..as he has seen it play out too many times and is bored bu it
4 years ago
1- find out what they like
2 - give it to them for a while
3 - then dont, forever
4 years ago
* possum shrugs *
4 years ago
it's so cimple
4 years ago
thats how i raised jr
4 years ago
Two hours of talking about me and I'm the one having a meltdown. Just like tr you cant resist talking about me. I enjoy it.. Better link my rap video and say I fell into your trap.
4 years ago
great now everyone has to look at that.
4 years ago
why did you write 79+20 on your butt ?
4 years ago
Might as well round it out :/
http://muchosucko.com/97611/For-Beke
4 years ago
GOOD

* JerkStore grumpy cats *
4 years ago
/me full possums.
4 years ago
y the minidump?
4 years ago
Why not?
4 years ago
...drums already had his megadump for the day?
4 years ago
becuase this sub will inflict massive amounts of butthurt
4 years ago
drum comes around once a week maybe,doesnt get whats going on,changes tags thinking he;s doing something good
4 years ago
The tags were fine before.
4 years ago
Such a pretty name Alice..

/me strokes cat.
4 years ago
woop woop
4 years ago
i'm still trying to figure out if his stuff his fair game or not these days....
4 years ago
WhoooooOOOOp
4 years ago
possum does it matter? It would be fair now since he shopped her face in. So you gotta fish for a bit..
4 years ago
* jrob2020 whoop whoop yolo's *
4 years ago
Ahh shit son, I think were getting some kind of message.
4 years ago
okay - the Tatt kinda legitimizes stuff maybe
4 years ago
LIke the amount of heart strings this will pull.
4 years ago
but which came first, the chiken?
4 years ago
mostly it hs to do with if he would cry to yak about having it removed,if he isnt smart enough/doesnt care enough nothing wil happen usually
4 years ago
logistics don't really matter.
4 years ago
^just like the pole jrob killed it.

Fun ruined.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 slaps oster with a turkey leg *
4 years ago
Alright...
4 years ago
tbh this is pretty mean, regardless
4 years ago
possum... what is mean?

I mean.... you don't go into a boxing ring not expecting to get punched...
4 years ago
* possum doesnt know if likes *
4 years ago
maybe punky will do oster's mom
4 years ago
his shops are "mean". I'm hurt.
4 years ago
this place cant be all rainbows and lollipops all the time
4 years ago
i'd do osters mom
4 years ago
hell, youd do my mom
4 years ago
I'd hook you two up...

/me hands mother the rapeaxe.
4 years ago
she is pretty hot :(
4 years ago
i have a thing for redheads
4 years ago
who?

my mom is a fucking babe. she looks like me with tits.
4 years ago
I'd fuck myself.
4 years ago
it would make my decade
4 years ago
just call me stepdaddy
4 years ago
jew powers watch out.
4 years ago
his own grandpa
4 years ago
I don't think its mean, just lame.
Even Punky isn't bothered, and he's maybe the touchiest human being i ever saw.
4 years ago
I laugh every time I see this.
4 years ago
Said no one.
4 years ago
you chuckled.
4 years ago
Made it to the top.

Thanks you, and thank you.
4 years ago
lets us wait for our main guest to arrive.
4 years ago
is it me?
4 years ago
no, no one throws you parties.
4 years ago
they did so
4 years ago
"did"
your time has passed.
4 years ago
not complaining - i have it all on VHS
4 years ago
On a completely unrelated note:

I'm scheduled to have a wisdom tooth extracted, and until then they gave me Hydrocodon...MAN IS THIS SHIT AMAZING!

* DushanMandik floats around the room *
4 years ago
They gave me Roxicet syrup when I had my wisdom teeth removed. It was honestly one of the best weekends I've ever had.
4 years ago
Bouncing Around The Room was a pretty good song
4 years ago
Yes hydrocodon is the shit i got 4 pack of the 20mg when i got injured once.
4 years ago
I did like a 6 week corse of them
4 years ago
You musta got really jacked up cause these are only 5mg and are tasty.
4 years ago
I needed it had three fractures to an eye socket and a broken arm.
4 years ago
I remember going to the fridge to grab a drink getting there then forgetting what i wanted go sit back down then head back again shit like that would at least go on for an hour till i would snap out of it.
4 years ago
I'd compare it to being slightly booze buzzed, stoned, and severely sleep deprived.

* DushanMandik shoots rainbows out of his eyes. *
4 years ago
Yeah bang on man.
4 years ago
Oh this will be nice.. trust me.
4 years ago
Im already laughing sir
4 years ago
This submission turn out better than I would have expected.

Ahh im kidding.. Predicting the outcome that this would reach number one was only a matter of time. Dik even proved it, people love talking about me. Goodnight Mucho.
4 years ago
So desperate for attention you have to ride on Punky's fame...
4 years ago
oster got sewer owned
4 years ago
He's always hanging by someones skirt, first it was Bono, then Jrob and Dik, now its Punky's turn.
4 years ago
Twice! Lmao
4 years ago
Sewage everywhere!
4 years ago
Gotta stir the pot some how, I mean without this, MS would be pretty fucking boring. You're welcome.
4 years ago
How exactly is punkys dead mom fame.. his drumming is not that bad.
4 years ago
You suck oster.
4 years ago
I agree that punky is a jamtart but making fun of someones dead mom is a bit of a faggot move.
4 years ago
*bitch move
4 years ago
Hai ogami
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up ogami
4 years ago
You're more of an idiot than punky, Oster.
I know I fuck up, and say the moss dumbest shit and it cringes me with that fact, but I'll never even cross the pah to shit on someone's deceased parent. you're a bigger fuckin' moron than squidley's repost attemps.
4 years ago
shut the fuck up you little noob biatch... you are in a hell of a position to be saying anything
4 years ago
Awe ogami is standing up for her boyfriend. How cute.
You should have been here when I made fun of yaks mom for being hit by the semi. That was my first ban.
4 years ago
Look at all the STFU by the vets and attention whores
Its funny because its all that they can do, they can't back it up with their own words and have to give into being fucking stupid. All for the Mucho votes ight?
4 years ago
right*
4 years ago
Just wait until karma come knocking on their front door.
4 years ago
Fuck you, retard
4 years ago
You forgot to end your sentence with a period.
4 years ago
you forgot to fuck off.
4 years ago
dont reply. that was not an invite to a conversation.
4 years ago
Last time I checked you can't even hold a conversation.
4 years ago
seems you can't read...
4 years ago
Sorry conversations about brain deads consuming shrooms and you having a short attention span isnt my cup of .
4 years ago
wut
4 years ago
damn you are a special kind of retarded
4 years ago
"I know I fuck up, and say the moss dumbest shit and it cringes me with that fact, but I'll never even cross the pah to shit on someone's deceased parent. you're a bigger fuckin' moron than squidley's repost attemps." Spanish has no "T"
4 years ago
well most of the time..
4 years ago
he speaks your language oster
fascinating
4 years ago
so you are calling jews mexicans?

nice "low blow"
4 years ago
Fuck bit below the belt cunt fuck punky cops a flogging on here and takes it and you ya queer cunt play this card ffs.
4 years ago
MAN, I dont know what the FUCK you just said kid. but youre special.. you reached out and touched a brothers heart.
4 years ago
Oh god I'm starting to understand him now
4 years ago
barret, the doctor called... its dipshititus. they said you would be incoherent and dumb as a brick within a week. im sorry...
* dwhill05 runs out of room crying *
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
Sod off ya pack of cunt. Yes, pack, singular.
4 years ago
well, fuck me dead
4 years ago
you got your necro donor card in your wallet right? i dont want any trouble with the cops if i get caught humping your dead body
4 years ago
It's not against the law if we don't kiss on the mouth.
4 years ago
i only kiss for love, fucking dead bodies is all lust
4 years ago
thats what i tell sealbashers mother
4 years ago
but she still insists on me kissing her
4 years ago
but thats when you back hand the shit out of her then flip her over and go in for seconds, right?
4 years ago
yeah , that and i always have to give her a hug before i leave
4 years ago
eww, you hug a german? how can you live with yourself?
4 years ago
sometimes you have to do it if you want sex another time
4 years ago
women like that shit
4 years ago
actually woman like it (even though they dont know it) when you dont show them affection. it keeps them trying harder to win you over. once they are sure you are hooked they will move onto the next challenge
4 years ago
Should I put this as the background of my laptop.. Like=yes Stfu = no.

I laugh so much I just though of that great idea.
4 years ago
Not a vote, just telling you to stfu.
4 years ago
That same "hal" jpg is my wall paper on my iPhone, GetHigh. Damn you! lol
4 years ago
-same
4 years ago
lol@JerkStore upvoting this garbage. My production manager will be contacting you, sir Jerky. :)
4 years ago
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