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what a sharty day this turned out to be

when a fart is not a fart

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by horrorbusiness13

submitted March 18th 2013

31 comments
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what a sharty day this turned out to be
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theres a point early on when you realise its not going to be a fart and its usually before you fill your pants with shit.
maybe she did this on purpose...
4 years ago
not true, i had one that started out just fine... the only warning was when it became too warm. :(
4 years ago
ive had a couple of 'squeakers' before but ive usually managed to clench my cheeks quickly enough to avoid this sort of accident
4 years ago
You need better asshole control hog. Practice developing a strong 'mind + muscle' connection.
4 years ago
Yeah I'm with fries on this. The only time I've full on shit my pants was after a few days of drinking straight without food. Or times I should say.
4 years ago
Hog, is your boyfriend black by any chance?
4 years ago
I was at the urinal at Golden Corral a coue weeks ago taking a leak and sharted all over myself,had to run to the stall and clean up
4 years ago
golden corral has really gone downhill
4 years ago
help yourself to happiness
4 years ago
The rolls are pretty awesome
4 years ago
hard to feel like a roll is worth $10 or whatever it costs now
4 years ago
negative
4 years ago
A good rule of thumb is never trust a fart when your over 50, sick or drunk.
4 years ago
And never waste an erection, Amirite?
4 years ago
CKYs: ERECTION
4 years ago
they're still around?
4 years ago
Surprisingly yes. I'm checking tour dates now
4 years ago
Theyll be at SC, TN, and TX March and April
4 years ago
interesting
4 years ago
wiki says last album was in 09
do they have a new album coming out?
4 years ago
No album, looks like its a Bam Margeria collaboration with CKY calling themselves Fuckface Unstoppable
4 years ago
Guess the Ryan Dunn life insurance/ their cocaine fund has bottomed out
4 years ago
Yeah it looks like they basically broke up.
4 years ago
I had to go home from work and change my pants after I shit myself like this. Thank god I had an outside job at the time.
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 sit Indian style and grabs a ice cream Reeces cup *
4 years ago
spying on the local infants school playground isnt a job squidley
4 years ago
Is he hiding in the bushes making wounded puppy noises in schoolyards again?
4 years ago
Actually my job at the time was to record mileage on state vehicles and to make sure the oil was changed and routine maintenance was done.
4 years ago
I learned that lesson the hard way, too
4 years ago
If you have to end up throwing away your shoes after doing this, you know you've gotten too drunk.
4 years ago
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