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Shit women say in Jenbirdy country

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by Jenbirdy

submitted March 9th 2013

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I love me some piggly wiggly.
5 years ago
Hey lets go fuck up that Piggy Wiggy sign!
5 years ago
we used to have a piggly wiggly in my home town. iga ran them out of business though
5 years ago
damn, shit, go to bed sally
5 years ago
I cern't!!!
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Go give yourself some sugar, you'll drop off right fast.
5 years ago
well, I'm actually printing orders at the moment.... I'll be up a while..
5 years ago
Printing orders?
5 years ago
I'm a photographer, we have our own 24inx30in printer and print out every order... next up, me sweating over a print cutter for a half hour..
5 years ago
pics or didnt happen...and hold up a sign that says "I love sporty"
5 years ago
better yet - write it on your hubby's undies and, well...
5 years ago
nvr mind
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
* possum subs non undie related vids now *
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/u6JF9Hb
5 years ago
I'll accept that...I 'spose
5 years ago
you s'pose?!?!?
5 years ago
bless your heart...
5 years ago
BYH - yup
5 years ago
Though that written on across your tits in lipstick would be better.
5 years ago
Shee-it

(Incidentally, that's also how people from Montana pronounce shit)
5 years ago
Oops, sorry about the stfus, was trying to highlite that link.
5 years ago
Lol no need to apologize cunts especially not on here .
5 years ago
cryass has never been more proud of his stalking victim
5 years ago
I thought you lived in Australia? Or was that fluffer? I'm not sure anymore. I get you attention whores mixed up.
5 years ago
This was good.
5 years ago
fuck you
5 years ago
which county y'all from again jen
5 years ago
bless your heart
5 years ago
Carolina women. fact.
5 years ago
there is no appreciable difference between various spots in the old south...it is still the biggest part of the country (population-wise).
5 years ago
the accents may be a little thicker, (not counting east texas where everyone sounds just like this) it's WHAT they are saying....
5 years ago
I'm just stating facts. These women are from Carolina.
5 years ago
https://www.facebook.com/sheila.hawkins1
5 years ago
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5 years ago
Something wrong with your FB then cause I just looked at it.
5 years ago
only because you stay signed into facebook all the time
5 years ago
furthermore, why is that even linked?
5 years ago
A.) Hell yeah I do
B.) Knowing you, you would have asked for proof, so I just went a head and obliged, bless your heart.
5 years ago
proof of what?

that some actress that did a video wants you to be able to follow her doings?

no shit.
5 years ago
ummm....no. to show she's indeed from SC

and well, to imagine having sexy times with her.
5 years ago
so, you did all that just to agree with me and jenbirdy?

nice work.
5 years ago
yeah, tr, that's it. bless your heart.
5 years ago
Piggly Wiggly
5 years ago
Happy birthday
5 years ago
Happy Birthday You oxygen wasting ass stain..
5 years ago
We have a Piggly Wiggly here in Conyers Ga.
5 years ago
* cryax *
5 years ago
Hey jrob does Louisiana have some really good barbecue ?
5 years ago
nope,texas pwns this faggy state
5 years ago
Nice ! But fuck Texas tho .
5 years ago
Indeed, fuck Texas.

Keep the women, though.
5 years ago
Lol what smerf ?
* cryax scratches head and tilts to the side *
5 years ago
Texas has some hot women.

Most of them are crazy, but that's true anywhere.
5 years ago
*everywhere
5 years ago
Not on Tatooine.
5 years ago
tatooine woman are crabby cause they have 5 gallons of sand in their vagina
5 years ago
Alderaan bitches are the hottest...... well, they used to be anyhow
5 years ago
they were really hot for a split second or so
5 years ago
Awe okay smerf . I just didn't know what you meant by keep the woman
5 years ago
i will take a twilek or togruta any day over any other species
5 years ago
NERDS
5 years ago
HAN SHOT FIRST!!
5 years ago
5 years ago
isnt this the whole of America....
5 years ago
here's an easy way to remember it: 1/3 of america lives in the old south, 1/4 of america lives on the west coast, 1/5 of america lives in bos-lanta
5 years ago
actually, change bos-lanta to boston-dc...bos-lanta is way more than 1/5 and would take too much population from the old south to make it viable.

http://bmander.com/dotmap/index.html#4.00/40.00/-100.00

there's a census map with all the bullshit taken out.
5 years ago
fries needs to go to North Georgia where the locals can put his fat ass to good use.
5 years ago
seriously, one of the better ones for "shit people say"
5 years ago
Fuck me, the nightmares are going to start again.
5 years ago
One that's missing is "I'm fixin to go down to the Kroger. What kinda Cokes you want me to git ya?"
5 years ago
i remember Krogers from when i was down there - got lost in one on mushrooms once even
5 years ago
I was just about to correct snikt with *krogers but it looks like sodak is just as country, eh poss?
5 years ago
fact - no krogers up here
5 years ago
We had Kroger here for a while. They bought a local chain of stores that was failing. They sold them to Schnucks last year. I liked Kroger though, good quality store brands at a decent price.
5 years ago
they made me leave when they figured out i was tripping :(
5 years ago
i still hate them
5 years ago
The words "Kroger" and "decent price" do not belong in the same sentence. Only rich people shop at Kroger.
5 years ago
Around there maybe. But compared to the stores here they had good prices. Way better than Schnucks, and sometimes better than Walmart.
5 years ago
Women talk like this in SOuth Georgia, Tennessee and Alabama. The whole southeast actually.
5 years ago
Arkansas as well.
5 years ago
South Carolina accents fo sho.
5 years ago
The clemson part should make that obvious.
5 years ago
hi smerf
5 years ago
how's things?
5 years ago
...uh, I wasn't even home when you asked.
5 years ago
Things are well. Kilted up today and hung out with a bunch of friends tonight
5 years ago
i think that your kilt makes people uncomfortable
5 years ago
everyone knows youre not wearing underwear
5 years ago
Maybe, maybe not. I will neither confirm nor deny the presence of underwear under there.
5 years ago
i know you dont ..youre nude up under there
5 years ago
Stop thinking about my penis.
5 years ago
i wish i could......i wish i could..
5 years ago
HAHAHAH brilliant. i might re film this with essex girls
5 years ago
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