points: 30

The Human Test

I suspect most of you will fail.

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by Heather

submitted March 7th 2013

57 comments
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Is the test to see who can sit through this? If so, I failed.
5 years ago
I answerd 3 :(
What am I now?
5 years ago
A fucking loser
5 years ago
Still a fag.
5 years ago
I might be a super human or something like this.
5 years ago
No.
5 years ago
no.
5 years ago
maybe.
5 years ago
depends on what 3
5 years ago
^^^Haters
5 years ago
^masturbater
5 years ago
omg the boarding pass thing....
5 years ago
boarding passes should be wristbands
5 years ago
thats the best idea ive ever had besides the one button microwave i invented...one button..on/off...its called the easywave
5 years ago
I would buy both of those
5 years ago
exactly
5 years ago
I would open up a store.... "easywave city"
5 years ago
first round of simplewaves ship next week dik.. in your face
5 years ago
no button
turns on when you close the door.. turns off when you open it
5 years ago
Come one come all to the easywave city going out of business liquidation sale....
5 years ago
I'd open a left-handed easywave store and take 13% of your market share.
5 years ago
So....you have to either unplug it or leave the door open for it to stay off? ungenius.
5 years ago
everything must go!!!!
5 years ago
what if i told you it was 3$ dush
5 years ago
Lol...do you have a microwave that doesn't turn off when you open the door, yak?
5 years ago
it was my invention to go up against diks easywave
i just wanted to make it easier to use :(
5 years ago
I would say you're losing money :/
5 years ago
Well it will be.......once.
5 years ago
you could put a censor in it... that can tell if theres something in it or not...
5 years ago
might be bad if a baby crawls inside though?
5 years ago
oh... the cost isnt a worry... i basically just find microwaves at the junk yard.. clean them up.. remove the safety shit in them and put a bit of solder on one of the wires so when its closed it turns on
its like 99% profit
5 years ago
I like it
5 years ago
'do not plug in while on ground incase babies crawl into it'
5 years ago
/yak slithers
5 years ago
the problem is though, that people don't just throw away microwaves. My nan had one from like the 17th century
5 years ago
thats called a dutch oven
5 years ago
Is Planty a part of this junk yard extravaganza of an operation?
5 years ago
planttube
5 years ago
Now THAT is a grand idea!
5 years ago
"Do not incubate human babies in the Easywave"
5 years ago
'kittens however, are fine'
5 years ago
oh... sorry
5 years ago
yaks simplewave is just a ripoff of my easywave...his attempt at simplifying it has produced more of a constant dangerous source of radiation than a cooking device
5 years ago
surgeon general dik
5 years ago
oh sure itll warm up your pie,,,but at what cost?,,,AT WHAT COST????
5 years ago
It better be under £3
5 years ago
*$
5 years ago
Good save...
5 years ago
I have pencil marks all over my screen. WHAT THE FUCK?
5 years ago
I'm sorry I should have warned you :( I know you have a penchant for interactive videos..
5 years ago
i missed most of it looking for a pencil..all i had was a pen
5 years ago
Actually, I have a pencilchant.
5 years ago
inB4 "pencildick"
5 years ago
mechanical pencils?
5 years ago
I'm afraid of heights and sometimes I still think about what it would be like to jump.
5 years ago
inb4 "try it". fuk you
5 years ago
Seems a lot like an OCD test.
5 years ago
recover password
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