Just a stubbed toe

thats what the faggot gets for playing a homo game like soccer

the first thing i'd do, is NOT take a picture

might as well take a picture... it is not like you are gonna be walking anywhere.

the first thing heather would do would be to lick it

maybe get someone else to...

You gotta lick it


Before you stick it.

Yeah but probably made a phone call to get help and while you wait might as well take a pic to remember that soccer is gay

i had a gash in my face and my lip from flipping a car and i have no picture proof.

i was also thrown in an ambulance and questioned by cops so that might be why

*flipping off a cop

wtf...stupid fucked up commenting system

Did the questioning from the cops have anything to do with your breath smelling like my moonshine still ?

i wasn't driving :P they wanted to know about the guy who was

i wish i did have pics though, they would have come in handy

Get in line...

like a breath of fresh air

i suppose i walked right into that one

Hi Heather! I'd like to see a video of the bottom two-thirds of the interior of your car!

oh..kay!

will there be any squid-penis?

yep, thats where I keep it.

lol you didnt whoosh me! gawd.

God Damn, I was drunk last night. I don't even remember typing that and don't understand what I was trying to say in the first place. You're cool, Heather.

1 - never apologize for being drunk
2 - never give the skank a bone

1- Not apologizing,I really am perplexed.
2- Heather rocks.

1 - haha One Of Us
2 - heather is a CG construct

2- Noooooo!

good work finding this completely new picture, dangerousdrumleybasher