points: 48

Make a Seagull

I hope that fucker relapses

featuredgeek

by Jones

submitted March 4th 2013

152 comments
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Make a Seagull
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comments (152)
hey lets make boxies for people who dont come here any longer .....
5 years ago
Or we could just continue to bitch and whine?
5 years ago
shut up molina, and get back on the scooter, those rice dishes won'tdeliver themselves
5 years ago
how about you shut up..... wait you're back
5 years ago
which rock did you crawl out of ?
5 years ago
you don't crawl out of rocks, you crawl out from under them, moron.

and this particular one is called "having a life, a job, responsibilities....and favouring hotline miami over mucho when turning on the pc"
5 years ago
you leave jrob alone
5 years ago
hes your britney, huh?
5 years ago
dont mess with F.A.P.S. bro
5 years ago
you betta believe it
5 years ago
*googles hotline miami....
5 years ago
: (
5 years ago
Told you I was working on making my German friend.
5 years ago
i approve
5 years ago
btw, still clean apart from some alcohol now and then.

new job, new place, still single (ladies).
5 years ago
* dwhill05 gives seagal a big bear hug *
5 years ago
Hi kraut-brother.
Btw you are fat stop eating so much krautsalat and sausages.
5 years ago
How nice of you to check in.
5 years ago
whos that nazi nigger trying to fraternize with me????

lass das, spasti....
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull returns hills hug *



to steal his wallet
5 years ago
great, four dimes, a nickel, a dried up condom and various possum nudes....... what loot!
5 years ago
give me back those pics of possum! i had to trade 2 packs of cigs to get those from jrob
5 years ago
* Jones runs circles around the two wayward owners and leaves a firm paw up for some shaking *
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull acts like he's throwing a ball, palms it, watches dog go insane *
5 years ago
* Jones smokes a blunt and waits for his psychosis to kick in *
5 years ago
yeah, so, i thought i missed weed.....

tried it

turned out i did not.

psychosis indeed.....
5 years ago
lol @ "clean apart from alcohol"
5 years ago
i deserve this sub more than you...
5 years ago
* dwhill05 pats seal on the head *

i still like you
5 years ago
that doesent give me my well deserved "make a sealbasher" god damnit
5 years ago
but its true cat. i have a drink like once in a month at best and had one single jay six months ago. compared to old seagull thats an almost monastic lifestyle
5 years ago
Its fine with me as long as its okay with your dad.
5 years ago
im not gonna say "you should have figured out by now" cause i know you are immune to blatantly obvious common sense and logic so i will spell it out. the more you ask, beg, and complain the less cool you look and the less likely you will be considered a noteworthy member. your only option now is to become a villain which you are not cunning enough to manage. just enjoy your transparency
5 years ago
seal as long as you go "shopmeshopme, boxieme boxieme, i deserve it, i'm so mucho 1337, dammit" nothing will ever happen.

i gave up hoping for make a seagull 2 yrs ago....

abandon your hopes, its the only way
5 years ago
Who knows, maybe we'll have a Nyan Seagull by 2020.
5 years ago
yeah, what hillsaid basically.....

DAMN YOU REFRESH
5 years ago
^^^ I'm not judging you, Bird...but if you went into rehab with the objective of being the opposite of what you were, and the opposite of what you were is "clean"...well....welcome to the Dirty Dozen.
5 years ago
well its my belive that im gonna get my "make a sealbahser" if im just constantly annoying
5 years ago
dont be cruel, dog
5 years ago
Just tells me you basically regulated yourself without the program.
5 years ago
at least that worked when i was a child...
5 years ago
Nah, that fag is long gone Steve.
5 years ago
RIP cruel =(
5 years ago
i got into rehab to regain perspective and a grip on life, i always suspected that there would be some relapsy shit at some point, but that single joint was an eyeopener, and as for the alcohol..... i am german after all.
5 years ago
OR IS HE????

DUN DUN DUUUUN

5 years ago
You'd be crazy not to drink in Germany.
5 years ago
cat, i needed the time in rehab to be able to regulate myself and to get some distance from my old life.... "just stop" would not have worked for me
5 years ago
^ again..totale rispetto...I just have a problem with the absolut boundaries that rehab seems to define. -and nope, never been in it so wtf do I know
5 years ago
But while you're at it...think you do something about all these Germans running around?
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz chews on some delicious Hawaiin catnip *
5 years ago
absolut boundaries would be an awesome vodka ad....

and theyre not that absolute actually, ive been to the like reunion meetup allumni whatever day of the clinic i was at, there were a bunch of people who've been off the hard stuff for more than 20 yrs but do drink occasionally, i think thats as good as i'll get too
5 years ago
Well...I'd like to lend my support

http://muchosucko.com/108668/Muchoers-Anonymous
5 years ago
lol, @ absolut boundaries ad. "so you tried rehab and it didnt work for you? celebrate your collapse with absolut boundaries vodka"
5 years ago
"Absolute.....give or take"
5 years ago
dayumm. Whats been bringing all the vets back? Surely not everests tits?
5 years ago
Next up Bono..........
5 years ago
guessing its a full moon
5 years ago
oooooooowwwwwooooooooooo
5 years ago
wow a dwhill comment that made me lol

CLEARLY full moon ;P
5 years ago
yes, clearly something in the universe is off

whos everest and are these tits worth looking up?
5 years ago
She takes attention whoring to a whole new level, remember this?

Awkward...

http://muchosucko.com/92918/Tough-love
5 years ago
not really remembering this bitch, compared to majority of user tits though those arent that bad. she looks better without the hipster glasses for damn sure
5 years ago
She might have a wang so don't look too hard.
5 years ago
as long as she keeps it tucked while she is giving me a hummer then its all good
5 years ago
Poor Vomit :(
5 years ago
did vomit take it in the ass from this ladyboy or something?
5 years ago
so thats a yes then
5 years ago
Good work
5 years ago
stop beeing nice all the time...
5 years ago
Good point.
5 years ago
dont listen to seal gg
5 years ago
you're niceness is refreshing
5 years ago
your*
5 years ago
yeah, thats still happening
5 years ago
thank jeebeus the grammmar police showed up
5 years ago
* jrob2020 goes back to twitter stalking *
5 years ago
* squatface goes back to playing with his twitter *
5 years ago
Which one of you is https://twitter.com/monder_danger ?
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
Are there any of these of female members, and If not, can somebody make one?
5 years ago
Good stfu jrob
5 years ago
Fucking noobs these days.
5 years ago
I feel like you pushed it extra hard and manly.
5 years ago
you angry bro?
5 years ago
Nah breh, I wouldn't expect any less from you.
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull whistles the river quai march, hits stfu's up rythmically *
5 years ago
never seen a button make someone so sad before...
* jrob2020 shrugs *
5 years ago
Never seen a person so lazy as to mash it so hard except for cryass, figured people had the decency to say what they thought....
* DushanMandik double shrugs *
5 years ago
we still cant stfu someones like?! wtf??
* dwhill05 throws computer out window *
5 years ago
MAYBE I THINK YOU SHOULD STFU!?
5 years ago
oh you should see hills face when i pop the top button of my pants and he realizes its business time once again.... now thats real sadness.
5 years ago
He always gets so disappointed :/
5 years ago
oh you FUCK!!!
5 years ago
no jones, im use to it by now
5 years ago
im still no use to ur bad grandmar
5 years ago
Yeah, his grandma doesn't seem that impressed either :/
5 years ago
grammar is for losers and ppl who over compensate for the fact that english is their second language
5 years ago
even if i did take the time to learn a real second language i still wouldnt give a fuck to make sure my grammar and spelling were right
5 years ago
You...haven't met our new Germans, have you....=(
5 years ago
the more i hear about the recent mucho community the more i want to log out and not come back for several more months...
5 years ago
At least we finally got rid of that obnoxious possum persona.
5 years ago
seriously?he was still here when i made my drunk visitation last week...
5 years ago
I think he finally ran out of money.
5 years ago
Just wishful thinking :/
5 years ago
Maybe you should nut up or shut up.
5 years ago
damn jones,i wouldt take that if i were you
5 years ago
BOOM
5 years ago
Care to translate what the noob is getting at?
5 years ago
I'll let you two figure out which one of you that was aimed at on your own.
5 years ago
Read between the lines dog.
5 years ago
hello...jonesman
5 years ago
Awwwh fuck possum is back?
* Barret hits the sack *
5 years ago
now i see who my true friends are...
5 years ago
i was GONNA mention jared...

but now


meh
5 years ago
here are no friends here
only temporary alliances
5 years ago
there?
5 years ago
wise words
5 years ago
*kwai, btw seagull, germans are not allowed to whistle that tune, its in the rules.....
5 years ago
A true friend would be able to take a joke. I guess now I know who my true friends are.
5 years ago
daww
5 years ago
* possum follows jones around now *
5 years ago
...maybe eventually possum will learn how to be DanishUnhappy at least?
5 years ago
hey, wait a sec, isn't that seagulls costume from nico??

AWESOME!!

* Steven_Seagull makes waapchaa karatesounds *
5 years ago
speaking of which:

bruce lee does not drink water... he drinks WAAATAAAA!
5 years ago
*ba dum psh*
5 years ago
*******silence********
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull judeechops fries in his fat greasy neck *
5 years ago
WAAAPCHAAAA!!!!
5 years ago
Lol , at the wreck tag
5 years ago
Nice fuzz man.
5 years ago
what

the fuck

do you think

you're doing??????
5 years ago
goddamn motherfuckin taintsuckin sitespoiling noobish assholes.....




how about you crawl back into your mother and dont speak unless... well the sun explodes i guess.
5 years ago
Same goes for you, jayknob
5 years ago
She becomes slightly less annoying when you know you can always laugh at this video:
http://muchosucko.com/98126/Tank-died
5 years ago
He deserved it for being a Parvo.
5 years ago
i can take about an hour on the tower of power,
as longs i gets a little golden shower-----



and that hour is up now, gotta get to work in the morning, take care fellas.....


seagull out
5 years ago
yay!
5 years ago
bye....
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLTPcD1S4Q
5 years ago
Jrob loves me yes he does.
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/G9hBLD2
5 years ago
never has pushing a button been so satisfying
5 years ago
Little things matter to little people.
5 years ago
:)
5 years ago
exactly
5 years ago
I just got schooled.
5 years ago
Hey Jones,.. Me with a cardboard chainsaw.. Just say'n
5 years ago
Post a video of you doing something mucho worthy and I might consider, same goes for the rest of the begging noobs. Don't forget the Jones sign.
5 years ago
eating a caturd would be nice
5 years ago
just saiyan
5 years ago
recover password
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