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Possum Won't Scamper

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by DangerousDug

submitted March 3rd 2013

118 comments
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isn't this a repost?
5 years ago
no.... different possum ... much smaller and more scared
5 years ago
it's a repost
5 years ago
Not enough gay hillbilly lisp.
5 years ago
That's some lazy ass opossum xd
5 years ago
possums "play dead" when threatened, sir
5 years ago
Ok, sorry, I'm new in the opossum business. We don't have opossums in Krautland except in the zoo
5 years ago
opossums... in... the zoo.

No seriously, they're pests here.
5 years ago
poke me one more time and i'll...i'll...
5 years ago
quit ambling
5 years ago
Walk off and it would walk away.
5 years ago
I sat in my van for awhile but this possum was playing dead "hardcore" and I got bored and drove off after about 10 minutes.
5 years ago
....
5 years ago
So what did you do on Saturday night, Dug...
5 years ago
Drank some beers, watched TV and made one of my last few runs of 'shine I am gonna make for quite some time.
5 years ago
That was a joke, I'm not really concerned.
5 years ago
Dug thinks he's people :(
5 years ago
LOL.... you can't blame me for dreamin'
5 years ago
Maybe if you bought some more pro subs and send Deja a necklace or something...
5 years ago
Have not had the best luck sending things to Canada, but we will see.
5 years ago
Its tough even in canada.
5 years ago
Couldn't you have just left instead of repeatedly kicking the shit outta him?
5 years ago
I could have.... but I didn't... those were easy little taps.... not kicks really.
5 years ago
Personally, I thought this would have been an excellent opportunity to punt the shit out of him.
5 years ago
I used to feed a possum. Not much of a pet but I didn't mind giving it some cat food.
5 years ago
that was you?
5 years ago
Did he buy you pro?
5 years ago
The thing about a possum for a pet is this. You can get them to where they aren't afraid of you but being the type of animal they are they can't return affection or kindnesses.
5 years ago
i beg to differ, sir
5 years ago
Daww
5 years ago
they're just like a cuddley toy
5 years ago
As usual, squidleys talking out of his bumhole
5 years ago
Dug he was just camera shy
5 years ago
possum was afraid it was gonna turn into a porno
5 years ago
to be honest, we don't really know what you did with possum before the camera started filming
5 years ago
A gentleman never kisses and tells..... ya know ?
5 years ago
You should dress him with some fancy clothes Dug till it was playing dead
5 years ago
while*
5 years ago
Stop trying to relive your birthday
5 years ago
Do a majority of possums have rabies or dangerous diseases if you're bitten?
5 years ago
No, but a bite from a possum is nasty..... they eat dead shit and whatever. So lots of nasty bacteria in their mouths.
5 years ago
the last time the subject of rabies in possums was raised, it was shown that their internal body temperature is too low to allow the disease to effectively incubate or something.
5 years ago
They can get a bunch of other shit. Possums get some disease that is deadly to horses and goats. :/
5 years ago
Little did dug know it was really dead all along.
5 years ago
That explains this possums lack of moaning during sex
5 years ago
Its not his fault you couldn't satisfy him.
5 years ago
Just kill the fucking thing
5 years ago
I got most of the killing out of my system when I was younger. I tend to relocate shit these days if I can.
5 years ago
poor possum :(
5 years ago
He is fine Heather.... Just lucky for him that I was a nice guy and turned him loose and didn't shoot him.
5 years ago
Don't feel bad for him.
He got himself into that,
Dug should have shot him.
5 years ago
I feel bad for terrified animals
5 years ago
Mean ass ^
5 years ago
Damnit.... Mean ass was directed at Jones
5 years ago
yeah jones, you meanie. This is mucho, not knittingrealm.com
5 years ago
Wtf Mako?
Don't be such a pussy man,
go back to the chat.
5 years ago
I will if you're gonna be like that ;(

I haven't cried in 3 weeks Jones. I hope you're happy
5 years ago
I will be happy
as soon as you understand
what I'm getting at.
5 years ago
Are you haiku-ing at me?

Bravo
5 years ago
Why thank you so much,
it won't stop the pwning though.
Flee while you still can.
5 years ago
it's little known fact
that my haiku discipline
is formidable
5 years ago
stupid fucking cunts
your haikus are so lamesauce
I wish for your death
5 years ago
Stay out of this noobs.
You both act like that Punky,
trying way too hard.
5 years ago
aww look, it's drumrave
he wants to participate
dawww bababeeboo
5 years ago
That was good improv,
next time leave it to the pro.
Just give up okay?
5 years ago
I haiku before
it was cool. Haiku hipster
Shut your whore mouth, jones
5 years ago
ohhhhh

BRRRAP
5 years ago
Hipsters have money.
I grow tired of this shit,
Its clear you are gay.
5 years ago
My riches come from
within me and from my soul
therefore I am rich
5 years ago
Sure, that may be true.
But rich men cuming in you,
does not make haiku.
5 years ago
Forty-five users online
Just four of whom are female
No fucking wonder
5 years ago
Shit I fucked that up
get rid of the word online
fuck this I'm sleeping
5 years ago
Five if we count you.
Not my fault you scare them all,
leave, and bring your ball.
5 years ago
zeke is such a trip
watching him comment is like
a boring train wreck
5 years ago
zekes poor mangina
seeks approval from pussy
to feel important
5 years ago
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.

Wait, what are we doing?
5 years ago
It's a lame contest
to keep replying on here
with a dumb haiku.
5 years ago
I like that comment ^
although its easy to see,
Snikt needs company.
5 years ago
Send a Filipina.
She'll be appreciated
and properly used.
5 years ago
Fuck.
5 years ago
/me fixes previous fuckup.

Send Filipinas.
They'll be appreciated
and properly used.
5 years ago
pervspy haikus are sooo harlem shake
5 years ago
And harlem shake is on full gangnam status.
5 years ago
Five seven and five,
this poem is a haiku
describing itself
5 years ago
oppan gangnam styl!
* xzekiel rodeos *

oop oop gangnam styl!
5 years ago
Best haiku ever
certainly proud of myself
suck it all of you
5 years ago
I was once driving home and a possum leaped out into the street looked at me and then did like a tumble roll under my car, played dead, then after I passed over it unscathed it got up and took off across the street through more traffic. It was the most acrobatic possum I had ever seen in my life. Literally a Black Belt in Ninjutsu.
5 years ago
Cool story bro.
5 years ago
Thanks
5 years ago
You should try that shit yourself Drum.... You would do great !!
5 years ago
very cool indeed
5 years ago
We also once had an opossum living under our house, so we got a trap and set out cat food to trap it and trapped our own cat instead :/
5 years ago
lol smart :/
5 years ago
What the fuck is an opossum is ? Compared to a possum ?
5 years ago
O_O
5 years ago
possum is shorted for opossum which is the correct nomenclature
5 years ago
Hey fuck you Barrett , I'm asking a serious question here bitch .
5 years ago
Stfu'd for using is twice.
5 years ago
Ohhhh I see . Yea that did deserve a stfu. My mistake , carry on
* cryax tips hat *
5 years ago
I set out a live trap once to catch a cat that was pissing under my porch. Caught a possum instead. Left him in the cage for a day and a half, shaking it every so often. He rubbed his nose raw trying to get out.
5 years ago
that wasnt very nice
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
Hey, he asked for it. Probably would have let him go right away, but he bit at me. Earned another day in the hole for contempt of me. Fuck him, I'm way higher up the food chain.
5 years ago
* possum subs a drawing i made whilst in the hole *
5 years ago
Awwww be nice to the little guy.
5 years ago
I know, what a Dick.
5 years ago
How was I not nice ?
5 years ago
you obvioulsy rubbed some of your gay off on the poor little fella, he was terrified.
5 years ago
Yeah he didn't like the situation much but all in all he made out well. I took him far away from houses and roads and let him go. No gay could have rubbed off of me.
5 years ago
gloves are not a proper gay barrier.
5 years ago
Just saying alot of possums I dealt with in the past were not so lucky.
5 years ago
a bomb shelter couldnt protect from dugs flaming gayness
5 years ago
* DangerousDug is the anti-gayness avenger *
5 years ago
* jrob2020 pulls down dugs mom jeans and gives him the cornholing of a lifetime *
5 years ago
o_0
5 years ago
that's.......a visual
5 years ago
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