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Cult Meeting Prank On Pizza Guy.

One of the best I've seen this year. "You guys have a bountiful feast."

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by JAWZ88

submitted March 2nd 2013

276 comments
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They're just as gay as dik.
1 year ago
tool just be angry in general i guess...

* possum ambles *
1 year ago
you blame me
1 year ago
possum, take a look at the comments on this and then go look at my last sub. People are more concerned for an animl then they are for human life, right dik?

http://muchosucko.com/91524/Maybe-Someone-Can-Help-Me
1 year ago
what, no comment possum
1 year ago
i'm sorry. what now?
1 year ago
compare this subs comments with my last subs comments about the step daughter and see how they compare
1 year ago
I have no problem flying to canada
1 year ago
animals>humans
1 year ago
owh boy - should i do this thing?
1 year ago
ah - nvr mind - thnks jared
1 year ago
can't compare... the stepdaughter pic is gone
1 year ago
That's a shame.
1 year ago
All I know is that in both subs I was just trying to be helpful.
1 year ago
did you get my new email Deja?
1 year ago
^^by doing what I asked you not too
1 year ago
And who the fuck are you to tell me that?
1 year ago
I thought I was a friend but clearly I was wrong in thinking that
1 year ago
I downvoted on what I thought was an inappropriate sub.
1 year ago
last email i have from you says "I'd appreciate it if you'd delete that sub." sorry if you changed your mind and that email didn't get through to us :(
1 year ago
I made harmless jokes on what I thought was a failed sub.
1 year ago
wait... i'm confused... the 'doing what i asked you not to' was to urkel and not me?
1 year ago
Don't think for a minute that I took that piucture for here. And I didn't want a vote either way!!!
1 year ago
stop interposting people!
1 year ago
so, tool... i did what you wanted, right? we're good?
1 year ago
not you Deja, towards urkelbot
1 year ago
did you reply deja
1 year ago
no... yak has to look stuff up and give you directions on it. he's brewing beer atm
1 year ago
* possum resubs his prison pic now *
1 year ago
that's okay, I'm half a gallon down on my Crown right now and probably wouldnm't get it right anyhow
1 year ago
better hurry though, I just paid off my second morgtage and want to spend morte.
1 year ago
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SUBBING YOUR STEPDAUGHTER HERE?
1 year ago
he'll be a couple hours
1 year ago
i see the vid of her singing was deleted too?....unless i missed it
1 year ago
what an amazing idear
1 year ago
evrybodyluvsastepdaughter
1 year ago
i did NOT make that comment
1 year ago
jrob, if you only knew the truth, you'd quit being such an asshole too. Yes, it was my mistake for seeking someones hardship here, but trust me, I didn't snap that photo for your enjoyment. Fuckin ASSHOLE
1 year ago
* possum subs a pic of his dead wife now *
1 year ago
jk
1 year ago
no don't ,you too will find all the assholes here
1 year ago
^my point
1 year ago
tool,you couldve asked someone discreetly......i would never pos any of my children here,sees like common sense to me
1 year ago
I think the only one here that isn't an asshole is maybe deja???
1 year ago
I'm glad I filled all your enjoyment here lately, but unfortunately, I still have to go on.
1 year ago
Unless yak doesnt get her dinner ready on time.
1 year ago
Then its game on.
1 year ago
go to bed tool
1 year ago
* possum subs a music video now *
1 year ago
Fuckin great...
1 year ago
See jrob, you don't understand what I was looking for. I know about the self esteem and the emotional problems. I'm looking for someone who went through this who might have an answer to what triggered her back from this. I never would give fucked up comments to any of you if it was a serious problem. That's why I called you and Claude And dik And urkelbot all assholes, cause you just Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
1 year ago
* Barret sees what tool did there *
1 year ago
sorry poss, just made another drink
1 year ago
you couldve emailed a few members and got some opinions....rather than puting her out there...just sayin
1 year ago
* jrob2020 goes to bed now *
1 year ago
Could have asked by the pole

oh shit.
1 year ago
mmm...my bologna has a first name...
1 year ago
too soon
1 year ago
I'm sorry that I'm as naive as her when it comes to human compassion.
1 year ago
its oscar
1 year ago
my bologna has a second name...
1 year ago
You're talking to a guy that emailed 1rish and whoever else pics of his other step daughter back in the day.
1 year ago
* possum straight-shoots another BV and counts PBRs *
1 year ago
it's meyer...
1 year ago
oh I love to eat it every day
1 year ago
and if you ask me I will say...
1 year ago
Do you still sniff the picture
1 year ago
what i do with her pics is none of your business,its public domain now
1 year ago
otay - i'm good - half a bottle and five cold ones
1 year ago
and I couldn't give a fuck. She's not welcomed in my house anymore.
1 year ago
you dugged her?
1 year ago
what about next hour possum?
1 year ago
no, she's married now and I didn't go to her wedding
1 year ago
Sometimes "dugging" her works, depends on the situation
1 year ago
Like Popeye, that's all I can stands, I can't stands no more.
1 year ago
Doing the duggy? A new pop term for being an over bearing terrible father?
1 year ago
Which somehow still has kids that turn out not to be 'troubled".... must actually work
1 year ago
After going to jail to keep her away from heroin, she told me that she wouldn't care if I died bacause she convinced the wife, in her state, that I was going to be the reason that her sister, the skinney one, was going to relapse from the first time she was in the hospital and made my life living here a tatal nightmare.
1 year ago
i recommend mandatory dugging all kids between the ages of 12 and 17
1 year ago
and fuck you dug!
1 year ago
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
1 year ago
/thread
1 year ago
this little girl in high school is alredy taking college courses and I just paid another check for he AP tests for English & History so she would't have to take them in College.
1 year ago
wasn't talking about your situation tool...... for mine I had to get my daughter away from the problem... you situation was completely different
1 year ago
Fucking kids.
1 year ago
Can I run you over with my Braddford Exchange collectors Pittsburgh Steelers train set Sporty?
1 year ago
* possum is close to fifty *


* possum haz no kidz that he is aware of *


* possum dances the happy amphibian dance *
1 year ago
You're lucky
1 year ago
Toolman needs a tumblr account.
1 year ago
yup, lucky me
1 year ago
speak to me former friend (asshole)
1 year ago
I hope im equally successful as poss when im 49
1 year ago
just keep that mouth and you'll have no problem.
1 year ago
I don't know you personally so we weren't friends.
1 year ago
protip - barret, check out the MS support group sites
1 year ago
I'll try to keep it.
1 year ago
still butttttttttttttttttttttttttt hurt for calling you an asshole?
1 year ago
WTF? Since when do you have to PAY for AP tests? They are free, or at least they were here when I was in school. I took 4 or 5 AP tests
1 year ago
This is getting sealious
1 year ago
wut
1 year ago
No butthurt here.
1 year ago
just filled out the check for $89.00
1 year ago
then why are you still going
1 year ago
Scammed.
1 year ago
urkelass
1 year ago
You ever think that your step kids are fucked up because their step dad is a crazy person?
1 year ago
No. That keeps them in line.
1 year ago
* possum wants stepkids now *
1 year ago
So what happy song would you guys like to hear next?
1 year ago
i could teach them a thing or three
1 year ago
the death of sporty?
1 year ago
Well that's just rude...
1 year ago
For your information, since her mom's stroke, I taught her to be self reliant which might be the problem. She does her own laundry, used to cook for herself, gets up on her own for school, and now takes the bus to where she needs to be at the hospital because I refuse to take time off of work because she won't eat. So how does that make me crazy? She's better off then her brother and sister who can't clean there room!
1 year ago
* possum sighs and subs the whole Astronomy For Dogs cd now *
1 year ago
and that was at 12
1 year ago
Just for that comment poss...I'm gonna break out in some Indigo Girls.
1 year ago
yup yup
1 year ago
what's up with the christmas hat poss?
1 year ago
Is that the ones that walk like an Egytian?
1 year ago
That's his gangsta hat tool
1 year ago
it's a fitted hat, and it cost 26 dollars
1 year ago
Want to buy the Brooklyn bridge?
1 year ago
26 dollars
1 year ago
My nephew has one of those...I want to shove it up his ass every time I see him
1 year ago
Who do you guys think deserves a lifetime pro status? Seriously
1 year ago
a bridge?
1 year ago
That fucking hat!
1 year ago
or we can play bridge :(
1 year ago
tool - you talking aboot someone who isnt already pro?
1 year ago
how much vasoline does it take to shoeve a hat up a possums ass?
Maybe we should ask Mr. Owl.
1 year ago
yes sir.
1 year ago
I deserve lifetime pro status.
1 year ago
or someone who can't afford a lifetime.
1 year ago
No
1 year ago
is that your recomendation possum?
1 year ago
Right here, friend.
1 year ago
Wow I can't afford it either what a coincidence!
1 year ago
Possum just remember how much I love your awesome music videos.
1 year ago
short list might include Jones - i think he deserves more than a monthly
1 year ago
no one ever bought yak or deja any kind of pro subscription...at least, that was the word last time this subject came up.
1 year ago
you were my first choice urkel but know I'd rather jack off on a picture of you wife and donate to the NRA
1 year ago
Anytime anyone gets a pro membership they buy yak and deja a subscription to having money...
1 year ago
Hey, were not all assholes here. I'm nice.
1 year ago
Lies!
1 year ago
I NEVER said you weren't nice
1 year ago
You just live in Cleveland
1 year ago
honestly tool - if you wanna gift a lifetime, please do the dog -
1 year ago
Somebody did me a solid when I was nearly at my worst, and I'm going to redeem someone for their gratitude now that I can.
1 year ago
of coruse, then i would have to try to figgure out paypal, so i dunno
1 year ago
that's why I don't want to do it tonight
1 year ago
Captain, were you my savior
1 year ago
makodragon is cool - is he lifetime?
1 year ago
Just give it to me tool.
1 year ago
Believe it or not, MD hit the nail on the head about boys in my post
1 year ago
the money or the status Sporty
1 year ago
Lifetime silly.
1 year ago
but it still wasn't the answer I was looking for
1 year ago
It is pretty easy to do tool.... go here http://squidcafe.com/paypal/pro.php?username=typemuchousernamehere
1 year ago
not tonight dug
1 year ago
http://squidcafe.com/paypal/pro.php?username=KFCwhereIwannBE
1 year ago
I made it even more convenient.
1 year ago
aboot the hat -
it is my business hat
i must tell you that
1 year ago
Makodragon is mine, and you can't have him.
1 year ago
Sporty, you've always been my friend and in time of need, I've have no problem. Are you serious?
1 year ago
I got ya but when you want just come back here..... and copy the link.... remember to put in the persons mucho name at the end where typemuchousernamehere is above
1 year ago
Nah Im just jerking your chain bro...save your money and buy yourself a steak dinner.
1 year ago
already did that
1 year ago
* several steak dinners
1 year ago
* possum auctions off jones to the highest bidder *
1 year ago
What sport said
1 year ago
Someone did me with out any luberication but I asked admin who deserves it. After the other night, I was going to quit, but then I realized were I was as wanted to do this more. I can go with possums suggestion
1 year ago
pretty cool thing to do by the way toolman.....
* DangerousDug fistbumps toolman *
1 year ago
How fucking long does it take to brew some beer? Fuck, get dik to go to the beer store and get you some!
1 year ago
The unquestionable did it for me and I don't deserve the T shirt if I can't pay for it.
1 year ago
You do see Zappa praying, don't you?
1 year ago
Tool, no I was not your savior, but I know who is. And, no, you gay Crosby lover, I'm not telling you who.
1 year ago
but Crosby scored a goal tonight, ask Heather.
1 year ago
I don't care who did, as long as I can do for someone who deserves it. I like possums suggestion, unless we want a vote?
1 year ago
it's your money, don't leave it to a vote. That's all I have to say
1 year ago
you're right, but I don't know who deserves it or evan already has it.
1 year ago
My choice would be cuntscab because she gets my Mucho's gingling!
1 year ago
no noobs deserve it and some of the vets already make a decent wage, so it would half to be someone who can't afford $200 on their own becaues maybe they are a student or something, someone like jones. And if that's who you like as far as it goes than go with your gut
1 year ago
I think cunty has lifetime already
1 year ago
she's my lifetime
1 year ago
and you just seconded possums suggestion so my friend Jones it is!
1 year ago
I thought jones had a job
1 year ago
even though he was kind of an asshole thursday night, but not like urkel
1 year ago
I thought he was in the fucked up navy?
1 year ago
he's in uni and the navy thing was on a merchant ship for school or something
1 year ago
Keep crying pussy.
1 year ago
Go smack a bitch
1 year ago
ok?
1 year ago
you wouldn't understand retarded looking russian fuck
1 year ago
post a pic of you and you wife...hahahahahaha
1 year ago
This is your brain on drugs^
1 year ago
I'm thinking of fried eggs in the morning.
1 year ago
Does your wife have the lard?
1 year ago
I gave up reading this thread, but as I said on the post toolman, *I* downvoted your last sub because it was on its way to being featured. That is all.
1 year ago
Fuck it. I'm going to bed. Sober up and we'll continue this when you can make some sense.
1 year ago
zeke, I think it's sad when a post for help about a dog gets more human compassion then a child
1 year ago
I'm a little confused. Can someone give me a synopsis of what's going on?
1 year ago
Did you miss tools post from Wednesday? Deleted now though.
Check my last comment if yes.
1 year ago
Yeah, i saw the post but I didn't read the vast majority of the comments.
1 year ago
That you're hoping for a giant man anal gif next?
That doesn't help much :/
1 year ago
The stepdaughter is back in outpatient. Now that she's being monitored, she's cutting herself now. I took a picture of her arm, which isn't the only place she's cutting herself and sent it out as an email because her family did't respond after telling them of the fact. Now that I did, I got some response. So I posted it on Mucho and was hoping to get something to maybe trigger her out of this stage, but got the typical Mucho response other then some sound advice from oyhers. Although I was hoping for someone whose gone through this with some insite that may of helped me out. Instead, I got negative adfvice. What did I expect?
1 year ago
I don't know how much you can help someone before being "troubled" becomes part of their identity. Maybe there's nothing you can do but take the attention off of her negative behaviour and onto something more positive.
1 year ago
^that, maybe.

I don't know what you expected, tool. Most of us are assholes.

That said, did you come into a bunch of money or something? You're buying people pros!
1 year ago
I was just wondering if there was more to the story than that ^^^
1 year ago
Sorry I couldn't help you tool....

I'd like to say if any of you who were/are being complete scumbags to toolman just to try and be cool or whatever the fuck your motive is would never ever act like that if you ever met the man and saw what a stand up guy he is. Joking is joking but when someone like him reaches out for help and you take it as a opportunity to make fun it makes me ashamed to be associated with those people.
1 year ago
That's why I chose you for the lifetime sir.
1 year ago
arf :(
1 year ago
wow............you incredible pussy
1 year ago
Nice attempt sugar daddy.
1 year ago
call him a new guy next, richard
1 year ago
that would be the muhammad ali of comments
1 year ago
I was advised otherwise possum.
1 year ago
I honestly was going with jones but someone already sponsors him.
1 year ago
That's what I was told.
Sorry Jones
1 year ago
magawd wasnt pro at all?
1 year ago
Don't worry Tool, no hard feeling here. I wasn't interested in having the guilt of having you burn your much needed money on me.
1 year ago
lies!

you know you're feeling hard now.
1 year ago
Not lifetime possum.
And Jones, what comes around goes around and someone did it for me (and I'm the only one who doesn't know who) and I told yak if I could that I'd do it for someone else and I had no problem doing it for you without feeling like you owed me anything. I know who I really did it for, yak & Deja
1 year ago
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.
1 year ago
daww....
1 year ago
/thread(hopefully)
1 year ago
hey guyz what's goin on in here?
1 year ago
I'm spending all the rest of my tax return on paying off some of my credit cards, and the utillities too. :)
1 year ago
utilities smutilities
1 year ago
if they cut my electric off, you'll miss me.
1 year ago
there is always the internet at the library
1 year ago
Pay off those credit cards tool.... and don't ever use those bastards again.
1 year ago
<has never had a credit card
1 year ago
Only for coke purposes.
1 year ago
naw, i used my library card
1 year ago
You are money ahead because of it then possum.
1 year ago
When the wife was in surgery, I got on the hospital computer and iy wouldn't let me on Mucho so what makes you think the Library's will tr?
1 year ago
thats why you use a proxy server ;/
1 year ago
ohw boy
1 year ago
A what now?
1 year ago
a who where?
1 year ago
You guys know me oh too well, Fuk Of
1 year ago
All righty, I'm done paying my bills, got two more credit cards paid off and big chunks taken out of the rest, all the utillities are paid($1,963.16), paid off my second mortgage for our new bathroom a few years ago($2982.63), paid the actual mortgage($499.32), and made yak happy($200.00), know I can start drinking!
1 year ago
* DangerousDug fistbumps toolman..... bottoms up *
1 year ago
dude....
really there was no need for you to do that and I would really prefer it went to someone who can't afford it...
1 year ago
You do realize that you've just cut off another revenue stream for yak...not to mention the hit his receivables will now take. His accountant will surely take him to task.
1 year ago
Fortunately his accounting firm: Boosh and Friends, is pretty good at cooking the books.
1 year ago
Holy shit! What'd I miss here? It's also good to still be mentioned in posts. Toolman, post another. I like my girls with a side order of crazy.
1 year ago
God damn, tool. How big was your return?
1 year ago
what the fuck? not even a fake attempt at human sacrifice? that was barely even a prank
1 year ago
btw stfu
1 year ago
ill admit that the delivery guy thought it was hilarious, but thats why it failed as a prank
1 year ago
^fails as an interesting noob
1 year ago
^Likewise
1 year ago
guess that means i'm not one of the cool kids.
i couldn't even type that with a straight face
1 year ago
sharpie in pooper
1 year ago
ya know what jones?

fuck you

this shit is getting old
1 year ago
wait, no that's just me....:(
1 year ago
poor throb
1 year ago
speakiing of slapfests
1 year ago
* possum takes potato and goes home *
1 year ago
The prank failed because the delivery guy was obviously in on it. What terrible acting.
1 year ago
Fake... delivery driver's aren't allowed to enter your house. I try all the time...
1 year ago
maybe don't look like a hideous monster and have a huge dong and you'd get invited in
1 year ago
Well... I'd be halfway to getting invited in.
1 year ago
Yep, you may look like a hideous monster, but at least you don't have a huge dong.
* Jones salutes the Oxford comma *
1 year ago
* smerf salutes people who actually use punctuation and can form sentences that are unambiguous. *
1 year ago
Nobody ever did anything this creative at me when I delivered pizza, but I did get to play with a couple Texas Tech girl's tits in exchange for free pizza once.
1 year ago
loser
1 year ago
these guys all bust out laughing like this was funny or something
1 year ago
It was completely lame. If anything, the pizza guy pranked them.
1 year ago
You call this a prank
1 year ago
I call you a bitch
1 year ago
BOOM!
1 year ago
Awesome combo breaker Mako.
1 year ago
Touche
1 year ago
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