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Cult Meeting Prank On Pizza Guy.

One of the best I've seen this year. "You guys have a bountiful feast."

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by JAWZ88

submitted March 2nd 2013

276 comments
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comments (276)
They're just as gay as dik.
2 years ago
tool just be angry in general i guess...

* possum ambles *
2 years ago
you blame me
2 years ago
possum, take a look at the comments on this and then go look at my last sub. People are more concerned for an animl then they are for human life, right dik?

http://muchosucko.com/91524/Maybe-Someone-Can-Help-Me
2 years ago
what, no comment possum
2 years ago
i'm sorry. what now?
2 years ago
compare this subs comments with my last subs comments about the step daughter and see how they compare
2 years ago
I have no problem flying to canada
2 years ago
animals>humans
2 years ago
owh boy - should i do this thing?
2 years ago
ah - nvr mind - thnks jared
2 years ago
can't compare... the stepdaughter pic is gone
2 years ago
That's a shame.
2 years ago
All I know is that in both subs I was just trying to be helpful.
2 years ago
did you get my new email Deja?
2 years ago
^^by doing what I asked you not too
2 years ago
And who the fuck are you to tell me that?
2 years ago
I thought I was a friend but clearly I was wrong in thinking that
2 years ago
I downvoted on what I thought was an inappropriate sub.
2 years ago
last email i have from you says "I'd appreciate it if you'd delete that sub." sorry if you changed your mind and that email didn't get through to us :(
2 years ago
I made harmless jokes on what I thought was a failed sub.
2 years ago
wait... i'm confused... the 'doing what i asked you not to' was to urkel and not me?
2 years ago
Don't think for a minute that I took that piucture for here. And I didn't want a vote either way!!!
2 years ago
stop interposting people!
2 years ago
so, tool... i did what you wanted, right? we're good?
2 years ago
not you Deja, towards urkelbot
2 years ago
did you reply deja
2 years ago
no... yak has to look stuff up and give you directions on it. he's brewing beer atm
2 years ago
* possum resubs his prison pic now *
2 years ago
that's okay, I'm half a gallon down on my Crown right now and probably wouldnm't get it right anyhow
2 years ago
better hurry though, I just paid off my second morgtage and want to spend morte.
2 years ago
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SUBBING YOUR STEPDAUGHTER HERE?
2 years ago
he'll be a couple hours
2 years ago
i see the vid of her singing was deleted too?....unless i missed it
2 years ago
what an amazing idear
2 years ago
evrybodyluvsastepdaughter
2 years ago
i did NOT make that comment
2 years ago
jrob, if you only knew the truth, you'd quit being such an asshole too. Yes, it was my mistake for seeking someones hardship here, but trust me, I didn't snap that photo for your enjoyment. Fuckin ASSHOLE
2 years ago
* possum subs a pic of his dead wife now *
2 years ago
jk
2 years ago
no don't ,you too will find all the assholes here
2 years ago
^my point
2 years ago
tool,you couldve asked someone discreetly......i would never pos any of my children here,sees like common sense to me
2 years ago
I think the only one here that isn't an asshole is maybe deja???
2 years ago
I'm glad I filled all your enjoyment here lately, but unfortunately, I still have to go on.
2 years ago
Unless yak doesnt get her dinner ready on time.
2 years ago
Then its game on.
2 years ago
go to bed tool
2 years ago
* possum subs a music video now *
2 years ago
Fuckin great...
2 years ago
See jrob, you don't understand what I was looking for. I know about the self esteem and the emotional problems. I'm looking for someone who went through this who might have an answer to what triggered her back from this. I never would give fucked up comments to any of you if it was a serious problem. That's why I called you and Claude And dik And urkelbot all assholes, cause you just Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
2 years ago
* Barret sees what tool did there *
2 years ago
sorry poss, just made another drink
2 years ago
you couldve emailed a few members and got some opinions....rather than puting her out there...just sayin
2 years ago
* jrob2020 goes to bed now *
2 years ago
Could have asked by the pole

oh shit.
2 years ago
mmm...my bologna has a first name...
2 years ago
too soon
2 years ago
I'm sorry that I'm as naive as her when it comes to human compassion.
2 years ago
its oscar
2 years ago
my bologna has a second name...
2 years ago
You're talking to a guy that emailed 1rish and whoever else pics of his other step daughter back in the day.
2 years ago
* possum straight-shoots another BV and counts PBRs *
2 years ago
it's meyer...
2 years ago
oh I love to eat it every day
2 years ago
and if you ask me I will say...
2 years ago
Do you still sniff the picture
2 years ago
what i do with her pics is none of your business,its public domain now
2 years ago
otay - i'm good - half a bottle and five cold ones
2 years ago
and I couldn't give a fuck. She's not welcomed in my house anymore.
2 years ago
you dugged her?
2 years ago
what about next hour possum?
2 years ago
no, she's married now and I didn't go to her wedding
2 years ago
Sometimes "dugging" her works, depends on the situation
2 years ago
Like Popeye, that's all I can stands, I can't stands no more.
2 years ago
Doing the duggy? A new pop term for being an over bearing terrible father?
2 years ago
Which somehow still has kids that turn out not to be 'troubled".... must actually work
2 years ago
After going to jail to keep her away from heroin, she told me that she wouldn't care if I died bacause she convinced the wife, in her state, that I was going to be the reason that her sister, the skinney one, was going to relapse from the first time she was in the hospital and made my life living here a tatal nightmare.
2 years ago
i recommend mandatory dugging all kids between the ages of 12 and 17
2 years ago
and fuck you dug!
2 years ago
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
2 years ago
/thread
2 years ago
this little girl in high school is alredy taking college courses and I just paid another check for he AP tests for English & History so she would't have to take them in College.
2 years ago
wasn't talking about your situation tool...... for mine I had to get my daughter away from the problem... you situation was completely different
2 years ago
Fucking kids.
2 years ago
Can I run you over with my Braddford Exchange collectors Pittsburgh Steelers train set Sporty?
2 years ago
* possum is close to fifty *


* possum haz no kidz that he is aware of *


* possum dances the happy amphibian dance *
2 years ago
You're lucky
2 years ago
Toolman needs a tumblr account.
2 years ago
yup, lucky me
2 years ago
speak to me former friend (asshole)
2 years ago
I hope im equally successful as poss when im 49
2 years ago
just keep that mouth and you'll have no problem.
2 years ago
I don't know you personally so we weren't friends.
2 years ago
protip - barret, check out the MS support group sites
2 years ago
I'll try to keep it.
2 years ago
still butttttttttttttttttttttttttt hurt for calling you an asshole?
2 years ago
WTF? Since when do you have to PAY for AP tests? They are free, or at least they were here when I was in school. I took 4 or 5 AP tests
2 years ago
This is getting sealious
2 years ago
wut
2 years ago
No butthurt here.
2 years ago
just filled out the check for $89.00
2 years ago
then why are you still going
2 years ago
Scammed.
2 years ago
urkelass
2 years ago
You ever think that your step kids are fucked up because their step dad is a crazy person?
2 years ago
No. That keeps them in line.
2 years ago
* possum wants stepkids now *
2 years ago
So what happy song would you guys like to hear next?
2 years ago
i could teach them a thing or three
2 years ago
the death of sporty?
2 years ago
Well that's just rude...
2 years ago
For your information, since her mom's stroke, I taught her to be self reliant which might be the problem. She does her own laundry, used to cook for herself, gets up on her own for school, and now takes the bus to where she needs to be at the hospital because I refuse to take time off of work because she won't eat. So how does that make me crazy? She's better off then her brother and sister who can't clean there room!
2 years ago
* possum sighs and subs the whole Astronomy For Dogs cd now *
2 years ago
and that was at 12
2 years ago
Just for that comment poss...I'm gonna break out in some Indigo Girls.
2 years ago
yup yup
2 years ago
what's up with the christmas hat poss?
2 years ago
Is that the ones that walk like an Egytian?
2 years ago
That's his gangsta hat tool
2 years ago
it's a fitted hat, and it cost 26 dollars
2 years ago
Want to buy the Brooklyn bridge?
2 years ago
26 dollars
2 years ago
My nephew has one of those...I want to shove it up his ass every time I see him
2 years ago
Who do you guys think deserves a lifetime pro status? Seriously
2 years ago
a bridge?
2 years ago
That fucking hat!
2 years ago
or we can play bridge :(
2 years ago
tool - you talking aboot someone who isnt already pro?
2 years ago
how much vasoline does it take to shoeve a hat up a possums ass?
Maybe we should ask Mr. Owl.
2 years ago
yes sir.
2 years ago
I deserve lifetime pro status.
2 years ago
or someone who can't afford a lifetime.
2 years ago
No
2 years ago
is that your recomendation possum?
2 years ago
Right here, friend.
2 years ago
Wow I can't afford it either what a coincidence!
2 years ago
Possum just remember how much I love your awesome music videos.
2 years ago
short list might include Jones - i think he deserves more than a monthly
2 years ago
no one ever bought yak or deja any kind of pro subscription...at least, that was the word last time this subject came up.
2 years ago
you were my first choice urkel but know I'd rather jack off on a picture of you wife and donate to the NRA
2 years ago
Anytime anyone gets a pro membership they buy yak and deja a subscription to having money...
2 years ago
Hey, were not all assholes here. I'm nice.
2 years ago
Lies!
2 years ago
I NEVER said you weren't nice
2 years ago
You just live in Cleveland
2 years ago
honestly tool - if you wanna gift a lifetime, please do the dog -
2 years ago
Somebody did me a solid when I was nearly at my worst, and I'm going to redeem someone for their gratitude now that I can.
2 years ago
of coruse, then i would have to try to figgure out paypal, so i dunno
2 years ago
that's why I don't want to do it tonight
2 years ago
Captain, were you my savior
2 years ago
makodragon is cool - is he lifetime?
2 years ago
Just give it to me tool.
2 years ago
Believe it or not, MD hit the nail on the head about boys in my post
2 years ago
the money or the status Sporty
2 years ago
Lifetime silly.
2 years ago
but it still wasn't the answer I was looking for
2 years ago
It is pretty easy to do tool.... go here http://squidcafe.com/paypal/pro.php?username=typemuchousernamehere
2 years ago
not tonight dug
2 years ago
http://squidcafe.com/paypal/pro.php?username=KFCwhereIwannBE
2 years ago
I made it even more convenient.
2 years ago
aboot the hat -
it is my business hat
i must tell you that
2 years ago
Makodragon is mine, and you can't have him.
2 years ago
Sporty, you've always been my friend and in time of need, I've have no problem. Are you serious?
2 years ago
I got ya but when you want just come back here..... and copy the link.... remember to put in the persons mucho name at the end where typemuchousernamehere is above
2 years ago
Nah Im just jerking your chain bro...save your money and buy yourself a steak dinner.
2 years ago
already did that
2 years ago
* several steak dinners
2 years ago
* possum auctions off jones to the highest bidder *
2 years ago
What sport said
2 years ago
Someone did me with out any luberication but I asked admin who deserves it. After the other night, I was going to quit, but then I realized were I was as wanted to do this more. I can go with possums suggestion
2 years ago
pretty cool thing to do by the way toolman.....
* DangerousDug fistbumps toolman *
2 years ago
How fucking long does it take to brew some beer? Fuck, get dik to go to the beer store and get you some!
2 years ago
The unquestionable did it for me and I don't deserve the T shirt if I can't pay for it.
2 years ago
You do see Zappa praying, don't you?
2 years ago
Tool, no I was not your savior, but I know who is. And, no, you gay Crosby lover, I'm not telling you who.
2 years ago
but Crosby scored a goal tonight, ask Heather.
2 years ago
I don't care who did, as long as I can do for someone who deserves it. I like possums suggestion, unless we want a vote?
2 years ago
it's your money, don't leave it to a vote. That's all I have to say
2 years ago
you're right, but I don't know who deserves it or evan already has it.
2 years ago
My choice would be cuntscab because she gets my Mucho's gingling!
2 years ago
no noobs deserve it and some of the vets already make a decent wage, so it would half to be someone who can't afford $200 on their own becaues maybe they are a student or something, someone like jones. And if that's who you like as far as it goes than go with your gut
2 years ago
I think cunty has lifetime already
2 years ago
she's my lifetime
2 years ago
and you just seconded possums suggestion so my friend Jones it is!
2 years ago
I thought jones had a job
2 years ago
even though he was kind of an asshole thursday night, but not like urkel
2 years ago
I thought he was in the fucked up navy?
2 years ago
he's in uni and the navy thing was on a merchant ship for school or something
2 years ago
Keep crying pussy.
2 years ago
Go smack a bitch
2 years ago
ok?
2 years ago
you wouldn't understand retarded looking russian fuck
2 years ago
post a pic of you and you wife...hahahahahaha
2 years ago
This is your brain on drugs^
2 years ago
I'm thinking of fried eggs in the morning.
2 years ago
Does your wife have the lard?
2 years ago
I gave up reading this thread, but as I said on the post toolman, *I* downvoted your last sub because it was on its way to being featured. That is all.
2 years ago
Fuck it. I'm going to bed. Sober up and we'll continue this when you can make some sense.
2 years ago
zeke, I think it's sad when a post for help about a dog gets more human compassion then a child
2 years ago
I'm a little confused. Can someone give me a synopsis of what's going on?
2 years ago
Did you miss tools post from Wednesday? Deleted now though.
Check my last comment if yes.
2 years ago
Yeah, i saw the post but I didn't read the vast majority of the comments.
2 years ago
That you're hoping for a giant man anal gif next?
That doesn't help much :/
2 years ago
The stepdaughter is back in outpatient. Now that she's being monitored, she's cutting herself now. I took a picture of her arm, which isn't the only place she's cutting herself and sent it out as an email because her family did't respond after telling them of the fact. Now that I did, I got some response. So I posted it on Mucho and was hoping to get something to maybe trigger her out of this stage, but got the typical Mucho response other then some sound advice from oyhers. Although I was hoping for someone whose gone through this with some insite that may of helped me out. Instead, I got negative adfvice. What did I expect?
2 years ago
I don't know how much you can help someone before being "troubled" becomes part of their identity. Maybe there's nothing you can do but take the attention off of her negative behaviour and onto something more positive.
2 years ago
^that, maybe.

I don't know what you expected, tool. Most of us are assholes.

That said, did you come into a bunch of money or something? You're buying people pros!
2 years ago
I was just wondering if there was more to the story than that ^^^
2 years ago
Sorry I couldn't help you tool....

I'd like to say if any of you who were/are being complete scumbags to toolman just to try and be cool or whatever the fuck your motive is would never ever act like that if you ever met the man and saw what a stand up guy he is. Joking is joking but when someone like him reaches out for help and you take it as a opportunity to make fun it makes me ashamed to be associated with those people.
2 years ago
That's why I chose you for the lifetime sir.
2 years ago
arf :(
2 years ago
wow............you incredible pussy
2 years ago
Nice attempt sugar daddy.
2 years ago
call him a new guy next, richard
2 years ago
that would be the muhammad ali of comments
2 years ago
I was advised otherwise possum.
2 years ago
I honestly was going with jones but someone already sponsors him.
2 years ago
That's what I was told.
Sorry Jones
2 years ago
magawd wasnt pro at all?
2 years ago
Don't worry Tool, no hard feeling here. I wasn't interested in having the guilt of having you burn your much needed money on me.
2 years ago
lies!

you know you're feeling hard now.
2 years ago
Not lifetime possum.
And Jones, what comes around goes around and someone did it for me (and I'm the only one who doesn't know who) and I told yak if I could that I'd do it for someone else and I had no problem doing it for you without feeling like you owed me anything. I know who I really did it for, yak & Deja
2 years ago
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.
2 years ago
daww....
2 years ago
/thread(hopefully)
2 years ago
hey guyz what's goin on in here?
2 years ago
I'm spending all the rest of my tax return on paying off some of my credit cards, and the utillities too. :)
2 years ago
utilities smutilities
2 years ago
if they cut my electric off, you'll miss me.
2 years ago
there is always the internet at the library
2 years ago
Pay off those credit cards tool.... and don't ever use those bastards again.
2 years ago
<has never had a credit card
2 years ago
Only for coke purposes.
2 years ago
naw, i used my library card
2 years ago
You are money ahead because of it then possum.
2 years ago
When the wife was in surgery, I got on the hospital computer and iy wouldn't let me on Mucho so what makes you think the Library's will tr?
2 years ago
thats why you use a proxy server ;/
2 years ago
ohw boy
2 years ago
A what now?
2 years ago
a who where?
2 years ago
You guys know me oh too well, Fuk Of
2 years ago
All righty, I'm done paying my bills, got two more credit cards paid off and big chunks taken out of the rest, all the utillities are paid($1,963.16), paid off my second mortgage for our new bathroom a few years ago($2982.63), paid the actual mortgage($499.32), and made yak happy($200.00), know I can start drinking!
2 years ago
* DangerousDug fistbumps toolman..... bottoms up *
2 years ago
dude....
really there was no need for you to do that and I would really prefer it went to someone who can't afford it...
2 years ago
You do realize that you've just cut off another revenue stream for yak...not to mention the hit his receivables will now take. His accountant will surely take him to task.
2 years ago
Fortunately his accounting firm: Boosh and Friends, is pretty good at cooking the books.
2 years ago
Holy shit! What'd I miss here? It's also good to still be mentioned in posts. Toolman, post another. I like my girls with a side order of crazy.
2 years ago
God damn, tool. How big was your return?
2 years ago
what the fuck? not even a fake attempt at human sacrifice? that was barely even a prank
2 years ago
btw stfu
2 years ago
ill admit that the delivery guy thought it was hilarious, but thats why it failed as a prank
2 years ago
^fails as an interesting noob
2 years ago
^Likewise
2 years ago
guess that means i'm not one of the cool kids.
i couldn't even type that with a straight face
2 years ago
sharpie in pooper
2 years ago
ya know what jones?

fuck you

this shit is getting old
2 years ago
wait, no that's just me....:(
2 years ago
poor throb
2 years ago
speakiing of slapfests
2 years ago
* possum takes potato and goes home *
2 years ago
The prank failed because the delivery guy was obviously in on it. What terrible acting.
2 years ago
Fake... delivery driver's aren't allowed to enter your house. I try all the time...
2 years ago
maybe don't look like a hideous monster and have a huge dong and you'd get invited in
2 years ago
Well... I'd be halfway to getting invited in.
2 years ago
Yep, you may look like a hideous monster, but at least you don't have a huge dong.
* Jones salutes the Oxford comma *
2 years ago
* smerf salutes people who actually use punctuation and can form sentences that are unambiguous. *
2 years ago
Nobody ever did anything this creative at me when I delivered pizza, but I did get to play with a couple Texas Tech girl's tits in exchange for free pizza once.
2 years ago
loser
2 years ago
these guys all bust out laughing like this was funny or something
2 years ago
It was completely lame. If anything, the pizza guy pranked them.
2 years ago
You call this a prank
2 years ago
I call you a bitch
2 years ago
BOOM!
2 years ago
Awesome combo breaker Mako.
2 years ago
Touche
2 years ago
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