It might be a better idea for a noob such as yourself to fuck off and not think things are about him .. Maybe put that energy into learning how to sub a video properly. Just sayin
The video was upside down because I held the phone the wrong way, not because I uploaded it "improperly". As for the other part, I don't think that, it was just merely coincidental.
I've purchased two of these products before; the first was called a Honey Pot, and i fucked the shit out of that that to the point that it broke into pieces. the second was the more name brand Fleshlight, and i've been using the wrong kind of lube with it (oil based) and apparently that fucks up the material inside, makes it sorta coarser. my review: they are okay for a change, but not really sure i'd say it's better than regular hand masturbation.
i did the thing where i pull out the sleeve and put it in a pot of boiling water, let it cool off a bit and then fuck it like that to give a pleasurable warming sensation but, as i say, after a while I became hyper aware that i was just fucking an inanimate object. That kinda strange acknowledgement doesn't occur when you're just doin' it old-style and using your hand -- an actual sensitive, organic thing.
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Kindly fuck off now