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Beauty standards

So when did eating shit become hotter than fucking?

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by smerf

submitted February 24th 2013

39 comments
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Beauty standards
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Bettie Page the queen of pin-up.
5 years ago
You are a dull individual.
5 years ago
T Rex the queen of dinosaur.
5 years ago
you like the long necks huh.
5 years ago
they're all teeth on the BJ front though
5 years ago
Thats why I like the birds, not as many teeth just a beak. Once you pass that shell its like creating your own jurassic park.
5 years ago
I'll take a chubster over a man-structured, empty headed, tit lacking, food burning, drink poncing slapper any day
5 years ago
I like the Drew Barrymore types myself.
5 years ago
Retarded?
5 years ago
Alcoholic drug addicts?
5 years ago
Wayne's world was when she was in her prime.
5 years ago
She is kind of retarded. Is it me or can she not keep a fucking straight face in and fucking film she;s in?
5 years ago
*any
5 years ago
Shes not really a great actress or anything like that.
5 years ago
*E.T.^^^^
5 years ago
^ Acronym
5 years ago
well in all fairness E.T. was before she met the bottle.
5 years ago
Fatty doesn't know E.T.
5 years ago
"you mean that dog in the basket of the bike"
5 years ago
Okay, time for a shower and a haircut.
5 years ago
God knows your mother needs it.
5 years ago
Thanks for the heads up.
5 years ago
I was going to push in some sort of ogre comment but smerf is only 5'9. My mind is still blown.
5 years ago
With some work you might look like #21.
5 years ago
okaaaaaaaaay... Do I smell again?
5 years ago
You never stopped smelling.
5 years ago
Was it the penis specialist thing? Ok evens
5 years ago
Smerf is not 5'9"...... right?
5 years ago
I am not 5' 9"

5' 8.5"
5 years ago
no youre more like 5 6
5 years ago
You must look like a hobbit in person, then....
5 years ago
Short little guy with GIANT FEATURES.
5 years ago
Kiera is the best on the page.
5 years ago
omg look at that sluts nucleus
* yak fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap *

5 years ago
jeez yak, she's what...? 7 seconds old?
5 years ago
That's too old for yak.
5 years ago
if theres cilia on the cell walls its safe to play ball if you know what i mean
5 years ago
She's old enough to be a pro-tozoa.
5 years ago
This is funnier because of Squidley's next post.
5 years ago
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