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Internet Tough Guy

Lyrics What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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by TheNastiestOne

submitted February 24th 2013

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Conor Oberst meets bad karaoke guy.
5 years ago
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka..
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
5 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 years ago
Hahaha
5 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5 years ago
lol, didn't even watch
5 years ago
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
5 years ago
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
5 years ago
let me know if you guys are having any issues/improvements in the next like day... just switched the media servers
5 years ago
Some vids load fast for me and some buffer. inb4 I get banned... Do I need to shoot you a message?
5 years ago
well first id need to know what ip cdn-0.muchosucko.com is showing for you considering it just changed
ping cdn-0.muchosucko.com and tell me what ip
5 years ago
Id say vids load about 50% faster then before.
5 years ago
cuz i mean i JUST changed it... so most people are probably still on the other ip
5 years ago
Ok, well I'll wait about a day or so. It should work then because I usually never have problems
5 years ago
just start -> run -> ping cdn-0.muchosucko.com and tell me the ip :P
5 years ago
oops
start -> run -> cmd -> ping cdn-0.muchosucko.com
5 years ago
192.45.46.175
5 years ago
thats the new server
5 years ago
Alright, well I just realized I'm on my shitty router, so it's all good.
/me facepalms
5 years ago
I'm getting 192.95.46.175.
5 years ago
Actually, my bad. I'm getting ^ too
5 years ago
things loading ok for you snikt?
http://muchosucko.com/109639/MuchoCon-2013
5 years ago
seems that some is still going to the other server at the moment
5 years ago
So 192.95.46.175 is the old server
and 192.45.46.175 is the new, correct?
5 years ago
no 192.95.46.175 is the new one
5 years ago
Ok, I'm on the new one then.
5 years ago
50.7.29.242 <-- old
5 years ago
All except for the "Super Fun Time" video everything is loading fine.
5 years ago
Changing avatar currently not working.

'FTP connection has failed!'
5 years ago
I just changed mine about an hour ago and it worked fine.
5 years ago
barret ok thanks... checking why... i probably know why :(
5 years ago
try now... forgot to install an ftp server :P
5 years ago
yup that did the trick
5 years ago
Haha! For some reason it took me back to an older avy.
5 years ago
glitch in the matrix obv
5 years ago
thatdude?...
5 years ago
That dude I think is dead , that's a shame cause he was close to getting 100,000 rep
5 years ago
He said something about being back in April unless his plane went down.
5 years ago
thatdude420
This is the last post from me for a while.
6 days agoreport spam | like | stfu
5 years ago
Reports are coming in that old vid subs doesn't load.
5 years ago
give me a url and i can see
oh crap.. i know why
5 years ago
should be fixed?
5 years ago
Aye.
5 years ago
Apparently he went to Jamaica to get in touch with his roots. He wants his username changed to ThatLion420.
5 years ago
Pulled a Chapelle.
5 years ago
No he pulled a snoop dogg (lion)
5 years ago
Go taste your mother's dildo, kid.
5 years ago
^ Detoxing
5 years ago
you can't detox that filth.
5 years ago
This shit again.. Sounds like an asshole I work with..
5 years ago
Youre a creep possum.
5 years ago
Ya possum.
* ClaudeBallz stands next to Ralphie in front of grammie's picture. *
5 years ago
Auto down vote.
5 years ago
i miss that ripley guy
4 years ago
recover password
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