points: 18

Cool Taser Gun :P

I'm sick of Mother Fuckers that claim they've " quit smoking", and still smoke cigarettes here and there. You fucks haven't quit smoking…you just stopped buying your own cigarettes, and started smoking all of mine. Ask me for another cigarette NOW, bitch…I DARE YOU. I'm ordering a "CAMELL" Blue taser…fuck menthol.

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by PunkyBruiser

submitted February 24th 2013

39 comments
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im waiting for you to get drunk and shock yourself. Nice sub.
5 years ago
just dont do what you normally do and fuck it up.
5 years ago
A must own if you're a 17 year old girl, yeah
5 years ago
*crickets*
5 years ago
lol youre gonna make him ruin his best sub.
5 years ago
That voice kills me from laughter.
5 years ago
its almost as bad as Jrobs.
5 years ago
those menacing kids pose no threat to the bruiser any longer
5 years ago
bottle kids. ha.
5 years ago
was the rape alarm not effective enough punks?
5 years ago
I think we scared him from commenting on his own sub.
5 years ago
now you can light those cigarettes you give out to those punks with a fancy novelty sure to make you look cool
5 years ago
no need to watch this.....one day punky...we'll all die..in your case likely stuck in a public washroom or accidentally trapped yourself in an extension cord..when you do i want you to think of these words...you are an idiot...a complete idiot
5 years ago
also FAKE!......you need to post a vid of your face...how do we know whos hand that is stupid???? and how do we know the tasers real if you dont tase yourself in the video????? get real....this is not youtude jenny
5 years ago
now that you have a taser punky... and now we know you have one, you are pretty much a faggot until you do record yourself tasering yourself
5 years ago
no face it could be anyone ..he needs to tase himself in the face on video..thats the only way
5 years ago
thats fair
5 years ago
that is fair. I'll hold my hands up to that.
5 years ago
any real muchoer would do it
5 years ago
I would like to see a video of him hanging around bars and tase anyone who asks him for a cigarette.
5 years ago
it's probably only about as lethal as licking a battery. No self respecting self-defense enthusiast would expect to take down anything more than a bum fluffed adolescent easily startled by bright flashes and loud clicks
5 years ago
no....heres what he should do...if i was punky id go soak my head it the shower assuming he has one..then tase right on the back of the neck under the skull...on cam...this is what has to be done...trust dik
5 years ago
this is fair
5 years ago
yas i mean that things not a real taser...do it punky...for once do something worthwhile....dont forget the sign
5 years ago
i guess thats a no
5 years ago
like i expected
pussy
5 years ago
if i wasnt so lazy and heavily sedated id be in a rage
5 years ago
it's a fair deal dik. He's probably setting up to do it as we speak. I hope he does a shout out for us.
5 years ago
im not getting my hopes up..but if he tases himself in the brain stem..or even in the face on cam with a sign...ill be impressed
5 years ago
a testicle is like, one of the first places you should test it on before going out into the field to see action with it. Gotta make sure your gear is operational.
5 years ago
i think it has to be on the head somewhere...thats just me
5 years ago
i'm so disappointed
5 years ago
I'll accept testicle, but I think you;re right, he should go for the head region to ensure maximum appeasement of users
5 years ago
You got that at a gas station?
5 years ago
I was wondering that, too...Maybe he works there/sleeps in the back.
5 years ago
He drops off his band's CDs there in the hopes someone take one, like a free sample.
5 years ago
Not how I'd thought you would sound at all. Couldn't complain about people bumming smokes from me, when I did smoke, due to me smoking OPs for an entire semester of college. Almost 10 years since I quit now, though.
5 years ago
A taser that small wouldn't do anything but piss a big mean drunk asshole off.
5 years ago
It's not a question of pain. It's loss of muscle control. You seize up and fall down (when given a healthy dose).
5 years ago
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