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for fries-please

since it's national toast day here are some of my creations

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by germanguy

submitted February 20th 2013

80 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
for fries-please
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made those pictures some time ago to troll some forum
4 years ago
That looks delicious, thanks for the recipe.
4 years ago
A coke or pepsi would be nice instead of the chocolate milk..
4 years ago
dont fuck up the diet with this nazi slop bicho. you'll go right back to looking like the Buddha
4 years ago
You sure do love that bear
4 years ago
have him since i was a child ^_^

but most likely i use him as sign
4 years ago
*spank sock
4 years ago
:/
4 years ago
*suicide prevention
4 years ago
Change your avatar to that bear!!!
4 years ago
ya, it would be a good career move i think
4 years ago
i still have the teddy bear i had as a baby...my mother sewed a bell in his ear...his name is jingles
4 years ago
hes actually right here on my desk right now
4 years ago
i bet stan humps it while you're out
4 years ago
i wouldnt be shocked
4 years ago
both of them have seen things man
4 years ago
things im not proud of...im glad at least the bear can't talk
4 years ago
The bear next to my other bear is wearing leaderhosen ^_^
4 years ago
It's the same bear like in america just without the guns and redneck outfit
4 years ago
The fuck is that shit? Period blood?
4 years ago
Where have you seen it?
4 years ago
It's raw mett on the second picture if you mean that.
4 years ago
I almost threw up when i saw the chocolate milk and liverwurst/onions photo.
4 years ago
On second glance, there is a chance that could be raw sausage....which also makes me want to puke.
4 years ago
ye its raw also raw onions on it and with the choclate milk it makes yummy in my tummy
4 years ago
Mett [minced pork]. Got it from the translator
4 years ago
germans are so weird....salami sausage for breakfast ? ewww
4 years ago
& cheese, don't forget the cheese....they fucking love cheese.
4 years ago
yes , holiday in Spain and thats the first thing on the buffet for every meal
4 years ago
who you trying to kid Fries, you love the sausage.
4 years ago
they also like a side of Hasselhoff for breakfast.
4 years ago
thats understandable though
4 years ago
mmm I love milsh
4 years ago
*c
4 years ago
for championChip
4 years ago
I would literally suck your dick for a bite of that bacon sandwich. (No homo)
4 years ago
dont let him trick you germanguy
4 years ago
Between seal and germanguy one of them better fucking be named Helmut in real life or I'm going to really feel let down.
4 years ago
dahaha
4 years ago
Fuck that was a good laugh. No one out gays jrob
4 years ago
you are a fat ass
4 years ago
You could learn some manners from your fellow countryman
4 years ago
The double Warwick's with bacon look nice.. But, next time try it with Texas toast, and when you flip them add a slice of your favorite cheese to each side, Big fucking grilled cheese egg Sammich.. Ohh and dont forget tha mustahd..
4 years ago
dude..., as if the picture wasnt making me hungry enough.
* makodragon tips more crumbs from the toaster *
4 years ago
Warwick?
4 years ago
Yes smerf, thats what we call "eggs in a window"..
4 years ago
Or "Chicks in a nest"
4 years ago
I always knew it as "egg is a basket"
4 years ago
That too smerf, Always good with Maple Syrup..Real Maple Syrup..
4 years ago
Of course real maple syrup. That fake chemical shit shall not pass my lips.

Also, no maple bacon. Seriously, I want my bacon to taste like bacon, not like fake maple syrup.
4 years ago
^^ Knows His Breakfast^^ Nice to hear..
4 years ago
isn't 'eggs in a basket' (aka toad in the hole) when you actually make a hole in the bread for the egg to be in? this looks like it's just on it... like lazy french toast
4 years ago
Yes it is Deja.. just many different variations on the name..
4 years ago
But... This is in a hole in the bread.
4 years ago
is it? it looks like it's on top of the bread to me...

btw, toad in the hole is the best name for it :P (cause that's what my daddy always made)
4 years ago
Nah, look at the 2nd pic. You can clearly see the edge of the hole.
4 years ago
Hole through the bread for the egg to go in.. And Toad in the hole wins..(Father knows best)..
4 years ago
yeah, i guess it is a hole... good eye, good eye
4 years ago
^^ Hairlip Hairlip^^ Wow Deja, either you just said that or, you just set me up for the punchline for a very old and corny joke..
4 years ago
toad in the hole is sausages in yorkshire pudding...
4 years ago
Forgive my ignorance Mak, but what is Yorkshire pudding ?
4 years ago
Yeah mako.... but some call it the bread and egg thing to
4 years ago
my dad is of polish heritage, born in canada... he's never made yorkshire pudding ever...

are you calling my daddy a liar?!
4 years ago
put toad in a hole in youtube for exsample you'll get a shit load of the sausage toad in the hole. Yorkshire pudding is more or less pancake batter
4 years ago
Hey Deja, did you grow up on recipies from Poland? Polish food is outstanding..
4 years ago
are you calling my nan a liar?
4 years ago
ukrainian food... my dad's mum died before i was born, but my mum is ukrainian and both her parents were alive til i was about 14 or so. but, pretty similar
4 years ago
makodragon - darn tootin' i'm calling your nan a liar
4 years ago
my nan is a SAINT!
4 years ago
Ahh, When I was in high school Deja I had a buddy who's mother was from Poland and I used to love to go up to his house after school to get stoned because his Mom was just an absolute wonderful cook, she always had some type of stew or cabbage based soup on the stove and the pasties that this woman made were nothing short of Heavenly.. I remember her always saying in her best broken english " your too skinny boy, you need to eat".. and with the wonderful food that she made, there was no way of saying no..
4 years ago
sounds like the start of a porn
4 years ago
Aka, that's the response to "Would I, would I?"
4 years ago
I gotta feeling that bear is gonna have its own mucho account soon.
4 years ago
i dunno - i may have to put that bear on FPS pretty soon
4 years ago
You're awesome Germanguy Fuck off Seal.
4 years ago
Most Germans are pretty creative people
4 years ago
And they create some of the best things
4 years ago
like eurodisco
4 years ago
like the holocaust
4 years ago
like any of the grimm fairy tales
4 years ago
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