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the power of Christ

fucked you up

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted February 19th 2013

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submitters note: I have no idea what movie this is from :(
5 years ago
I have never needed to see a movie more.
5 years ago
I'm sure yak knows
5 years ago
http://www.fistofjesus.com/
5 years ago
you fucking rule jrob
5 years ago
So apparently this is just an extended preview. They want to make it into a feature length film ala "Life of Brian". They just need the money. And we know how good Spain is with money.
5 years ago
Now that's a Jesus Fish.
5 years ago
I think it was a Hallelujahbut.
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's a Carp-enter.
5 years ago
No no, it's a King Sal-omon
5 years ago
Looked like an Angel fish to me.
5 years ago
this all smells a bit fishy to me
5 years ago
Oh my Cod, You guys have no sole for making fun of something that happened in the Bible. I'm leaving, this is giving me a haddock.
5 years ago
I got nothing.









I'm completely floundering.
5 years ago
which part of the bible is this from
5 years ago
its from Projectiles 4:13
5 years ago
Mat 29 And so Jesus stayed until the 4th day of his resurrection and cried with a loud voice, saying to a passing Roman he recognized as one of his executioners, my son, you look tired and hungry, what would you most like to have right now to give you succor? And the Roman soldier said, Hmmm, I could eat a cod whole right now. And so a cod appeared miraculously in the right hand of Jesus and fed it to the soldiers stupid face with great speed, kind of like a hippie ninja.
5 years ago
See, this is why we need lallo more often
5 years ago
Sorry smerf. That was my Groucho Marx reaction: "I would never be part of a club that would have me as a member".
5 years ago
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, throw it through his fucking face and you wont have to waste your time teaching him to fish.
5 years ago
No, stfu
5 years ago
No you shut the fuck up, you grown up waste of sperm.
5 years ago
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