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Family That Walks On All Fours

heres the video to that picture that somebody posted

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by shad0w

submitted March 25th 2006

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YES!! fucking finally, i've been wanting to watch this ever since i saw that pic here a couple of weeks ago
12 years ago
man, what a disappointment, i shouldve waited to post after i watched it, im gonna kill myslelf now
12 years ago
the missing link, huh?
12 years ago
"Scientist say" "researchers believe". That's not enough evidence for you?? They could say the oldest retard started walking on all fours, and the younger ones imitated him, but that wouldn't be as interesting.
12 years ago
funky music
12 years ago
Finally--some people I could (probably) beat at basketball.
12 years ago
Fucking tards, those people must be killed so they cannot reproduce=Bad
12 years ago
You could beat them at basketball TG, but probably not "Dance Dance Revolution."
12 years ago
Yes Snivvle and some idiot who can't spell can obviously disprove a theory which has been worked on by some of the best minds on the planet and is backed up by a load of evidence by calling it 'bull shit'.

Maybe the family are just retarded and they walk on all fours because it makes them happy, like dribbling and touching themselves does.
12 years ago
Wow how do the have sex, probably doggy style.
12 years ago
they*
12 years ago
You know when you're falling asleep sometimes, and you get that sudden shake and feeling like you're falling? Well, some evolutionary psychologists feel this is a "evolutionary hickup" and is a genetic imprint still left on our brains from evolution. The theory is, the feeling of falling is an anxiety we used to have when we were primates and used to sleep in trees. The fear is falling out of the tree - hence, the proof we originated from primates millions of years ago.
12 years ago
i didn't know that Django.
12 years ago
Django, that's not why you do that- its to do with being in a transitionary state of mind- going from one state of consciousness to another. while the subconscious mind is feeding you information (ie being asleep and dreaming), your conscious mind is still somewhat active- so you feel illusory stimuli, produced entirely by the brain, as being real.

Now, as for the whole evolutionary thing- the guy is a tool. this kind of crap makes evolutionary theory look like something a retarded redneck shitted out.

And just for you Intelligent Design fellas out there-
a) fossil record is only part of the evidence for evolutionary theory, look up the pentadactyl limb, convergent, parallel and radiant evolution, speciation etc;
b) if you really want to look at the evidence for the theory- don't go looking to the fucking TV- read scientiffic journals or if you have no idea what the journals are telling you, start reading textbooks. I'd suggest you start with senior texts- they present the information pretty well; easy to read and digest. When you think you've got the idea, go up to the next level. Who knows, you might learn something real about the world.
12 years ago
scientists and researchers are retarded. missing link? yeah right, they need to go back to the books and come up with something alittle less bullshit.
12 years ago
i found the voice over guy's voice so wierdly funny.
OH NOES THE MONKEY PEOPLE!.....
12 years ago
so what do you reckon happened, snivvle? some so-called "god" who, with the power to create at will, got bored one day & decided to create the world & all it's creatures? why would he/she bother when they could've just created muchosucko for themselves?

this family was on tv just last week in the uk, they ARE retarded, as it says, but it neglected to mention that they have hardly any sense of balance & appear to be drunk when they try to walk upright.

they aren't a throw-back, more likely you are. the whole point with evolution is it usually takes a long time, so put down your x-men comics & take a look at the real world. you fucking cretin.
12 years ago
ah yes... so you wanna believe you evolved from an ape? thats the gayest thing i ever heard, even when i was in elemantary, and uhh, what proof do you have that "God" does not exist "UnclePepper"? so you think everything was just created out of no where (planets, space, germs, etc)? rofl you know there is scientific facts for the bible, you retard
12 years ago
O_o
12 years ago
disproving evolution doesnt prove creationism. there are many facts that prove things wrong in the bible. did we evolve from apes? its a good theory, but we dont know for sure. there is proof that things evolve though.

in time there will be proof that there is no god. imagine if the human race somehow lasted another 50,000 years, or 5 million years for that matter.. do you really think they will still believe in god? fuck no.
12 years ago
I bet they were just joking and are now laughing their heads off.
12 years ago
5 brothers and sisters, and they're ALL retarded. I would think after the 2nd or 3rd the parents would have predicted the next one.
12 years ago
Evolution is real-- get over it. It might be referred to as the *theory* of evolution, but that only means that it's empirical and capable of being tested and either supported or rejected based on the evidence. Religion will never have the honor of being called a theory. It will always remain in the category of myth that's accepted on grounds of tradition and blind faith.
12 years ago
There was a documentary on telly the other week about them... I think I chose to watch Hustle over it though..... anyone tape it? :P
12 years ago
The concept of "God" was originally developed to explain that which was not understood.
"Where did the world come from?" "God made it."
"What is fire?" "God's gift to make us warm."
"Why do we die?" "God wants you to join Him in heaven."
"Why does Uncle Joe molest me?" "Because God is mad at you." And so on...

As man's thinking evolves and "improves", we get more full of ourselves and believe less in the need for the existence of a God. We begin to see ourselves as "God" and forget that, even as advanced as we are, we are still unimportant in the overall scheme of things. One good sized meteor can take us all out, liberals and conservatives, niggers and crackers, Christians and Muslims- EVERYONE. When we, the human race, become extinct, another form will take their place at the top of the evolution ladder and we will only be known from various fragments of our "civilization" that are left behind. Who knows- the next ruling species of Earth could be flat worms, iguanas or simple bacteria. We really don't matter and we are certainly MUCH less important than we think we are. The idea of God is in place to keep us mindful of the idea that we really aren't shit and there really are MUCH bigger things out there than us.
12 years ago
FUCK OFF, FAGGOT
10 months ago
* PunkyBruiser looks up outer space *
10 months ago
Eat me raw nigger
10 months ago
Why did you feel the need to stfu him ?
10 months ago
he copy pastaed half of that shit probably. Don't ever question me ever again, you fuck stick.
10 months ago

10 months ago
shut the fuck up , why did you feel the need to stfu him for huh ?!! therre i questioned you , whaty you going to do about it nigger
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Punky's 9er at cryax *
10 months ago
that's gonna leave a nasty mark.
10 months ago
He deserves it
10 months ago
I picture a big old "9" bruised on his face
10 months ago
the 9'er is just his favourite buttplug
10 months ago
WRONG. Buttplugs are boring, Dragon.
10 months ago
how the fuck do you know?
10 months ago
His taste buds told him so.....
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Whammy!!!
10 months ago
Wow, for once I salute monkeyfuck and agree with him.

Intelligence may just be because our planet was lucky enough not to have oversized meteors blast it to pieces. Happens to a planet at average around every 12 million years.

It's sort of a point of view really, everything indeed happens for a reason and some of us think it happened due to a plan, others believe it just randomly occured. Of course there are also those who don't really think or know and just sort of go with the crowd.

Whatever the reason; I think it is the biggest joke of all time if fate indeed does exist. We are all bound by purpose of course, there is a reason for everything, but to put the only 'seemingly' intelligent species on earth with NO information on where they are going, what they are and where they came from.

Yet the wave goes on; and we all live and die. Some made up their own reasons and religions, some just live to not die. We are all slowly getting "somewhere" and that is, Chaos. For all which began must end.
12 years ago
Jesus loves you monkeyfuck.
12 years ago
Kao- And I love Jesus or at least MY concept of Him.

Loving someone does not mean you cannot question them. Yes, "people of the cloth will tell you "do not question- just have faith." Nope- not this cowboy. Blind obedience is what kept the death toll so high in WWI. Nobody thought to ask the captain "Charge into the mile wide no man's land into a line of interlocking fire machine guns? Are you fucking NUTS????" Sometimes questioning is the BEST thing you can do.
12 years ago
I don't know about the Americans in WWI but any Brit who questioned going over or simply didn't out of panic was shot as a coward. Pretty powerful compulsion not to question authority there and then.

I also love that chesnut of "hey were in 19xx or 20xx, we haven't changed a smegging bit so this evolution theory is a crock of shit." Totally forgetting the slow process of evolution in mammals. Want to see evolution at a faster rate? Check out the evolution of bacteria.
12 years ago

"...untruth as a condition of life"
-Neitzche
12 years ago
screw you both snivvle & animce, show me any proof of "God's" existence. any at all, please.
technically speaking though, you didn't answer my earlier questoin as to whether that IS what you believe happened with the creation of things...

i have to throw the usual question back at you: if god exists, if he created mankind out of love & compassion, if he loves us all so very, very much, then why does he let innocent babies die of hunger in africa?
why does he let paedophiles fuck innocent children?
why doesn't he do something to stop all the evil shit that people do to each other?

"oh, but it's because he wants us to turn to him of our own free will. what gift is love if it's not freely given?" sorry, it's utter bollocks, along with santa claus & the tooth fairy.

(sorry to anyone who's dreams i've just shattered, i should've broken the news to you a bit gentler)

there may be some evidence that certain people mentioned in the bible really did exist, but that doesn't prove the whole bible is the truth.

2000 years ago, people would have thought David Blaine was the son of "God" if he'd said so and would have followed him anywhere. and why...?

because they were primitives (like you two). there's some evidence of evolution for you right there. nice ones chairman & monkeyfuck, by the way.

but what the fuck? i respect the fact that you're entitled to your opinion but i'm entitled to mine too & i just happen to think yours is a load of crap.
12 years ago
Uncle- God lets African babies die because He hates niggers too.

Consider "God" to be a universal force like "THE Force" in Star Wars. I don't believe He is an active, conscious entity who plays with us like a boy with an ant hill. I do beleive there is "something" there but I cannot say what it is. God, Ra, Vishnu, Jenna Jameson, whatever you want to call it- I think everyone can agree that there is "something" there but I doubt we would ever al agree on what that "something" is. Is it a "I love everyone" spirit? Is it a "I love some but hate others" mentality? Is it a "You little fucks are on your own" entity? Who knows? Most humans need to have the comfort of "knowing" little Bobby who died of leukemia is in a happier place now or that if I keep working in this shithole long enough, God will see to it that I get my reward. Basically, "God", for the most part, is "hope" personified. As long as people have hope, then they beleive they can move mountains and will pick up a shovel to do so. Once someone loses hope, however, the game is over and the team is off the field. Many stories about people in prisons during wartime mention that people who lost hope died within a short period of time of doing so. As long as people hoped, they had a reason to hold on and trudge through another day of life in prison. Some hoped to see loved ones, some hoped to get back to beer and women, some hoped that "God" would give them the strength to endure.
So yes, Virginia, there is a "God", but "God" is called something different by everyone and means different things to all.

Thus readeth second Hesitations chapter 3, verses 8-17.
12 years ago
This is caused be generations of inbreeding. They marry their cousins and over the centuries it becomes like marrying your brother or sister.
10 months ago
Ovèr where?
10 months ago
That didn't look like the deep south...
10 months ago
This is from Turkey, and yes it's inbreeding, their uncle has problems too. They can't walk upright cause they have problems with balance
10 months ago
Southeasters are not inbred. That's Yankee blue belly propaganda from the civil war era. I'll have you know my mothers parents came from Scotland and England and married here and my fathers parents came from Wales. We are not related and I don't know anybody here that is.
10 months ago
Americas best writers come from the southeast.
10 months ago
And that proves nothing
10 months ago
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