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diet soft drink and everything is ok btw does every burger in America look like those ones? :/

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by germanguy

submitted February 14th 2013

112 comments
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No.
5 years ago
Also, try comma's in your tags.
5 years ago
yes i noticed it
5 years ago
he's german. forgive him.
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
we should start a new war...you guys starting to loose respect for germany
5 years ago
one o dipshit
5 years ago
The French are getting all uppity again, and could use a good ol' blitzkrieg ass whoopin'.
5 years ago
i guess blitzkrieg works quite well against a bunch of garlic munching surrender monkeys
5 years ago
it didnt work so well against those ruskies
5 years ago
well if it wasnt for the russian winter and all.
5 years ago
and the T34 tank
5 years ago
and hilter making poor decisions all strung out on amphetimines and syphilis
5 years ago
actually had Hitler allowed his generals to make the moves the Germans would have stood a good chance of defeating the Russians. he certainly wasnt no great military commander
5 years ago
and if he would have completed the wunderwaffen, we'll all be speaking German and eating schnitzels.
5 years ago
maybe but not us Brits
5 years ago
nobodies invaded us since 1066
5 years ago
im expecting America to try it now we have plenty of that shale gas/oil
5 years ago
that 1066 is very misleading
5 years ago
and america has plenty of shale
5 years ago
more to the point, didn't the normans pretty much wipe out the saxons?
5 years ago
and weren't the saxons invaders anyway??
5 years ago
Can I call you Norman then?
5 years ago
America had plenty of its own crude oil but it doesnt stop them wanting to take everyone elses too
5 years ago
yes the saxons were invaders from germany
5 years ago
and didn't the saxons displace the jutes, who had displaced the romans, who invaded the picts?
5 years ago
and the gauls are in there before the romans..and I love me a hottie pictish chicks all covered in woad.
5 years ago
where did the anglo's come into it then ? seeing as you all seem to know more about us British.....
5 years ago
anglos are you.. fries..from ol blighty
5 years ago
it seems like the term anglo was used to distinguish the saxons in england from the saxons in germany...as in "anglo-saxon"
5 years ago
although you did a good rodgering from the Norse.
5 years ago
yep, seems like anglo is one of those things that we'll never get a straight answer on...like the origin of tijuana
5 years ago
we Brits were here first
5 years ago
not before the druids
5 years ago
oh man the druids werent even from here... they were welsh
5 years ago
since when isn't wales british?

better let charlie know he's prince of a foreign land.
5 years ago
no one really know where the druids originated from..most likely gaul .
5 years ago
I just love a welsh high pitch accent, like nails on a chalkboard. hey fries you ever been to silverstone ..out west of milton keynes?
5 years ago
the Iceni tribe were pretty big in England around 0AD , pretty sure we Brits are desecnded from them
5 years ago
ive driven past silverstone plenty of times
5 years ago
what about the romans?

and the normans?

and the jutes?

and the saxons?
5 years ago
I work for quite a few race teams, and I'm there quite often actually, probably been there about 15 times. I have lots of family and friends in the UK
5 years ago
they were mere visitors ....
5 years ago
don't worry...now that obama has put the administration behind mapping the genome, soon we will know where everyone came from.
5 years ago
cool ...
5 years ago
will they be able to pinpoint which mud hut he came from
5 years ago
Last week I took down the local Burger challenge: a double meat double cheese and Bacon in between two grilled cheese sandwiches, side of onion rings, and a malted vanilla shake in under 10 min.
5 years ago
Not eating another burger for a month
5 years ago
Sounds like you took down a gay challenge. Double penetration with some hogs, butt cheese and finished it off with a cum load sprayed to the face. All in under 10 minutes. Impressive nonetheless
5 years ago
I bet he still didn't beat your best time.
5 years ago
Like Jenbirdy said No. I'll add hell no. Only fat asses eat two hamburgers and then wash it down with a diet Pepsi. I've heard diet drinks are addictive and I wouldn't drink that shit for anything.
5 years ago
The diet drinks, although having no calories, has the same effect to your body as cane sugar. But because it is multiple times sweeter, sends the body into an insulin spike and raises your chances of diabetes.
5 years ago
gary taubes would disagree with that
5 years ago
check out snopes for the debunking of that wallyworld96
5 years ago
check out common sense is more like it ;/
5 years ago
you can't ask a person to look to common sense if they have none. they have to be told things from the internet
5 years ago
germans eat a lot too. Those sausages do taste pretty good.
5 years ago
^loves the "sausage"
5 years ago
now it just needs to be deep fried
5 years ago
Are those donuts for buns?
5 years ago
only in America
5 years ago
In my entire 66 years of life not once have I ever seen or heard of a hamburger patty with two Krispy Kreme donuts for buns. When I eat hamburgers I go to Crystal and order four very small burgers with a small order of fries and my soda is very sugared.
5 years ago
you've never heard of reposting either. its a mircle you got to 66 years
5 years ago
oh that's much healthier because it's 4 small burgers.... what sort of fat faggot would eat two large burgers and a diet drink
5 years ago
Its because he has to eat 4 before he remembers he already ate one. If they were large he would eat himself to death.
5 years ago
well squidley does have the intelligence of a goldfish, so that makes sense.
5 years ago
@ mako. I do it once in a blue moon. Four Crystals hamburgers are no larger than one of those monstrocities we are seeing here. I usually eat asian style seafood because of my wife who makes squid dishes. This is how I named myself Squidley because of the Squid in my diet.
5 years ago
These burgers aren't very big
5 years ago
ZZZZZ...huh..what?
5 years ago
i only drink diet pop and i eat burgers...
i dont eat sugar :p
5 years ago
That diet has done wonders for me!

* Barret flexes bellyrolls *
5 years ago
I blame Germany, they invented the hamburger..we just got creative.
5 years ago
This is also the exact reason Arab countries hate us.
5 years ago
that and when America invades them for the oil
5 years ago
*fry oil
5 years ago
If they were reasonable with there prices and supply then we wouldn't have to do that, i have a solution though..they import a lot of our bottled water so until they drop gas prices we charge the same price per gallon of water that they do for gas.
5 years ago
you could always try useing less petrol , it'd last longer too
5 years ago
Hmmmm...

/me mulls over invention of some kind of horse drawn vehicle
5 years ago
there wont be any horse left .... we keep eating them all
5 years ago
I heard about that, what was going on exactly?
5 years ago
/me mulls over invention of some kind of lasagna drawn vehicle
5 years ago
horse meat from slaughter houses has been used to substitute beef
5 years ago
i dont see how horse meat is cheaper or anything so i dont see how it even makes sense at all...
though i have no issue eating horse.. every horse ive had had tasted just like beef pretty much anyway
5 years ago
i guess there must be profit to be had from selling horse meat as beef. any meat not for human consumption is near worthless
5 years ago
its not the first time its happened here in the UK , story not too long ago of a firm buying non-human consumption chicken , bleaching it , cutting off any crap bits and then seling it to supermarkets as edible chicken breast.
5 years ago
"any meat not for human consumption is near worthless"

Does that mean we cant sell your ass for lasagna filler?
5 years ago
as ive plenty of women eat my meat i'd say it has some value
5 years ago
and its filled plenty of women too
5 years ago
if they are crying because of the life decisions that lead them to you while they are eating your meat, it doesn't count as value.
5 years ago
fries are you saying horse meat is 'not for human consumption' ?
horse meat is higher price than beef.. and tons of countries eat it, do you guys not have horse in the uk? high end restaurants here serve horse and its pretty common in most of europe
5 years ago
we Brits just dont eat it , its why people are making such a fuss over it... most people here see them as pets. as far as im aware we sell most horse carcasses to the French but i could be wrong.
5 years ago
If it taste good eat it, for some reason it's looked down upon if you like to eat something that is cute and somewhat intelligent.

All this talk has me craving some dolphin.
5 years ago
I'm not sure if its legal here
5 years ago
dolphin is a bit of another story... since they are mostly toxic (super high mercury content in their bodies) and pretty intelligent, way more than a horse or cow or dog or anything... but mostly my issue with dolphins is the toxicity of the meat, same with whales
5 years ago
/me now wants a flicka/flipper burger
5 years ago
dolphins are so clever to make themselves toxic and unedible
5 years ago
oh.. they are edible... just not very smart to eat them :(
japanese eat dolphin all the time marketed as whale.. no clue why someone would even want to eat something thats pretty much blubber :(

5 years ago
the eskimo do all the time
5 years ago
they found horse meat in frozen lasagne that you could buy at the supermarket
5 years ago
are you asking or telling ?
5 years ago
telling
5 years ago
thanks , just that we discussed all of that yesterday when Barret was told to make his own fucking lasagne
5 years ago
@ Yak
Ask Apathy that question if you ever see him again : (
5 years ago
is it just me or would this burger not taste very good... i mean... a donut for bun? isnt that like.. i dont know.. i dont see how the sugar goes with the burger really
5 years ago
/me snorts a line of chopped up McGriddle
5 years ago
Caramel sauce on pizza tastes good, i think id give this a try.
5 years ago
Blasphemy!!^^
5 years ago
I like maple syrup on my bacon
5 years ago
well that's an odd sexual innuendo Jen, but I accept.
5 years ago
Gouda was an interesting choice.
5 years ago
The only problem I have here is with opening my mouth wide enough...nope tell a lie
5 years ago
And boom goes the dynamite.
5 years ago
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