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smerf´s girlfriend

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by Sealbasher

submitted February 10th 2013

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smerf´s girlfriend
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lets be honest vaginas are disgusting filthy stinking things
5 years ago
that was the first line of my valedictorian speech at grade 8 grad
5 years ago
Normally I'd be saying "As if Smerf has a girlfriend", but I'll settle for Kirk fixing us up with a Toaster tag on this one.
5 years ago
That's a little harsh, on both parts.
5 years ago
I'll allow it.
5 years ago
Congratulations on the finally tonging a girl thing, by the way.
5 years ago
*tonguing?
5 years ago
now i wanna tong a girl
5 years ago
Actually, it was more like a pair of pliers smerf.
5 years ago
...needle nose or standard?
5 years ago
Nah, she was a Mastiff.
5 years ago
What?
5 years ago
Going for the big girls?
5 years ago
No, but that pun was irresistabel. No she was was light enough to carry.
5 years ago
"Light enough to carry" doesn't really say much. Would she fit in a purse?
5 years ago
Light enough to stand and carry then.
5 years ago
Still doesn't mean that much. Was she light enough to easily throw onto a bed?
5 years ago
Indeed. She was actually very small and nimble.
5 years ago
Okay, fair enough.

....wait. Jack Russel?
5 years ago
*gullible
5 years ago
Unfortunately I forgot to slope my new spy watch, so I have an hours footage of a ceiling.
5 years ago
It looks like a Manta Ray
5 years ago
downvoted before even clicking
only clicked to comment that i downvoted because of the retarded title
5 years ago
Isn't that something you could do on most of his subs?
5 years ago
10% max
5 years ago
*90
5 years ago
jeah...90 % awesome subs
5 years ago
No. 90% of your subs are shit.
5 years ago
The rest are just plain awful.
5 years ago
But she has such a tiny ass.
The hips on the other hand...Gheesh
5 years ago
looks like she could give birth to an adult...
5 years ago
can you smell what the rock is cooking
5 years ago
Jenbirdy really let herself go.
5 years ago
She's the only girl you've ever seen from that angle isn't she?
5 years ago
Hey there....
5 years ago
sup zeke?
5 years ago
Sorting through my Irish jigs & reels on itunes.
Supwichyou?
5 years ago
Are you multi tasking Mr. Hitler?
5 years ago
Somethin like that
5 years ago
ever heard any of that Seven Nations stuff?
5 years ago
Just listened to them, not really a fan
5 years ago
yah - just wondering

they have about two really good tunes per album though - if you get really bored try smores
5 years ago
the rest is pretty meh - grant you that
5 years ago
I'm just getting into The Mahones and The Men They Couldn't Hang, but I've been leaning more toward Irish Classical folk and Polish Polka Party and Electro Swing today
5 years ago
if you want old-school irish, there's always Planxty and The Bothy Band and etc
5 years ago
lol Planxty....

Sorry.
5 years ago
Thanks I'll check them out
5 years ago
nothin wrong with a bit of planxty mr lutefisk
5 years ago
Hey im not judging, the name just reminded me of someone that's all....
* Barret is actually downloading some plantyx right now *
5 years ago
there are some live vids of the bothys and planxty on utube, circa mid-seventies, that are pretty good

i love how the audiences are too stoned to even clap much
5 years ago
Well, at least he's got one.
5 years ago
like smerf has a gf
5 years ago
I'd hit it. For real, rug munching and everything.
4 years ago
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