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Nice Air

some nice air time coming off that dirt road

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by shad0w

submitted March 22nd 2006

39 comments
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Looked like the cops might've been chasing him, but why didn't they get there quicker? Must be more to the story.
11 years ago
i get it, it was a steep hill.
11 years ago
The General Lee would be proud...
11 years ago
that wasnt very good air time at all
11 years ago
those duke boys are in a stickier situation than a junebug in molasses..
11 years ago
Wasn't good air time? The car jumped 70-100 feet or so.
11 years ago
That's why nothing out of Detroit competes in rallies.
11 years ago
TiredGuy I think you're getting time and distance mixed up.
11 years ago
Wario you bastard.... you took my comment.
11 years ago
No, I'm not mixing up time and distance. My point was that it was in the air long enough to go 70-100 feet. Even though it was hauling ass, to me it looked like it was off the ground for quite awhile. (But then again, I usually limit myself to 30-50 foot jumps while driving.)
11 years ago
That was about a 30 foot jump, not 100 foot jump.
11 years ago
He lost control going over the heeul.
11 years ago
oh he may lose control now..OH HE DIUD!!!!
11 years ago
Must be George Bush's fault, some how!
11 years ago
"he's broke the tree plum in two"
possibly the funniest phrase of the day...

not a cop chase, looks like a rally to me.
11 years ago
definately not a rally.....the guy got thrown out of the car u can see him lying there(and he seems to be wearing civilian cloths rather than a helmet and gear) next to the wreck motionless....well at least that looks like a body:s
11 years ago
30 feet? Give me a break. The average car is about 12 feet or so long. This vehicle obviously jumps much farther than a few car lengths.
11 years ago
That looks kinda more like part of him lying there.
11 years ago
That was pretty cool. When I lived in Az. we did something similar. We accidently caught air and it was cool - when we hit the ground we snapped a tie-rod and flipped the van onto the driver side and it was not so cool.

After seeing this I really do wonder if the same thing happened.

One other thing... why is it that people always seem to miss the 300 feet of open space but not the 2 foot wide tree?
11 years ago
That was just outside Okla City a week ago, 2 bank robbers running from the cops.
One was ejected, but both survived. The car was a Ford Probe.
11 years ago
Bryin, Your dumb. Were you even watching the video? The car was travelling through the air for almost 8 car lengths, Are you trying to say the car was less than 4 feet long? Learn math, it's good for you.
11 years ago
It's a distance somewhere between 75 and 100 feet! Tiredguys first guess was right!
11 years ago
Hate say it but Turd appears to be correct. I count 9 car lengths in the air times approximately 15 feet of Ford Probe nose to tail gives you about 135 feet.

Too bad Turd Boy is filtering my posts and he will never see my stating he was right.
11 years ago
Make that "Hate TO say it..."

MBI- good question. Kind of like I can let my dog out for an hour, then walk across my 12 acres and without fail, step in a fresh, steaming pile of dog crap.
11 years ago
^^^ LOL. Ants too... what the fuck makes them crawl all the way across the yard, bite me and for what? Did they think 'Oh man, I hit the mother load! As soon as the Queen sees this, I'll get a promotion!' ?

Where I live I noticed that nearly all of the 'bus stop' benches have skid marks around them and 'rebuild' marks on 'em. I won't sit or stand next to one of those things cuz I know... any moment now... a car is going to slam into it!

LOL!
11 years ago
seeing how quickly they crashed after the jump, it's almost like they turned to each other, went 'YEAH!', and then said SHHIIIITT!' as they realised that at the speed they were travelling someone should be watching the road.

the thump inside the car as it landed and grounded the shock absorbers must have been impressive.
11 years ago
hey tiredguy. monkeyfuck said that you appear to be correcct.
11 years ago
Yeah if this guy said steep one more time I think I actually would of stopped the video and just said ok I had enought. That vein in my forehead came back the doctor said the medication would take care of it lol
11 years ago
steep
11 years ago
.aDo. - thanks for the assist.
11 years ago
i like the way you can see him squirming...then he kind of flops over like a sack of potatoes... I see 50 virgins in his future
11 years ago
I wonder if Rosco arrested them.
11 years ago
Yeah, and the hill was steep too.
11 years ago
monkeyfuck you are just as bad as red23! Boehoe, tiredguy filters my posts, boehoe! He did no sudge thing, ok!
11 years ago
vw- Thank you, Captain Obvious. I was hoping that someone would give me a little more credit than to think I actually believed Turd Boy was not reading anything I wrote. Hell, it is the most attention he has had since he wore a thong to a gay bar. Between his stupid ass "I am filtering you!" bull shit and his "make me shit" job, I can't help but continue to shine the "You are a retard" light on him. Besides, Turd is my toy. I can wind him up with ease and watch him spit and sputter his "I hate Georage Bush" mantra on Muchosucko. He doesn't even need batteries- he keeps on going and going and going...
11 years ago
vw- and by the way, when I cry, snivel and whine, I usually say "Boo hoo." I don't even know what a "boe hoe" is... maybe a VERY ugly hooker?
11 years ago
monkeyfuck--or should I call you member number 14608?--you have far too high an opinion of yourself. I have been railing against shit I hate on this site since you were still getting your porn by hiding in your grandmother's closet. You've never once incited me to do so, and you never will. You just like to chime in, vomit out a few homosexual references--like any homophobic conservative would--and then pretend that any opinion-related thing I post after that is attributable to what you would like to perceive as your own keen wit.

As far as filtering you goes... I have no idea why you wouldn't think I ever do. Web filters like Ad Muncher have been around for years. It's a simple matter to set up, and I have done so. I filter your comments in threads like this, and in picture threads. Occasionally--as I did just now, obviously--I disable the filter, just for the hell of it. I do this at my own discretion, and 95% of the time your posts will never, ever be viewed by me.

By the way, here is how the filter is set up, in case anyone would like to use it to remove comments by people who, like monkeyfuck, are able to eat up 50 KB of web page space with repeated homophobic references and visions of delusional grandeur. In Ad Muncher, create two "Replace Text" filters:

For video comments...

Match text:
user-monkeyfuck.html">monkeyfuck</a>*</td>*<td**>*</td>

Replacement text:
user-.html"></a></td><td*></td>

For picture comments...

Match text:
<td colspan="1" rowspan="1" align="left" valign="top">monkeyfuck<*<br*</td>

Replacement text:
(leave it blank--the removal is 100% seamless)

Oh, and by the way, monkeyfuck: I can tell by your repeated references to my job that it is eating you up wondering what it is. The pathetic thing is that you haven't figured it out by now. I'll give you a hint: I take calls from dumbasses like you every day at work. Does that help narrow it down for you?
11 years ago
Oh, I hasten to point out that I am not a phone sex operator, so don't go blowing $5 grand on porn calls hoping to hook up with me. If you do manage to call me, rather, you'll look like the depressed, self-loathing person you are within, oh, I don't know ... 8 or 10 seconds at most.
11 years ago
Sheesh... I realized another mea culpa. It's hard to remember the audience I'm addressing... I did the equivalent of launching into a discussion of general relativity theory at a day care center.

I should have given you a better hint, but it's too late now. I don't work on a suicide hotline, so please don't PM me asking for advice. I'm not a 911 operator, so when your wife calls every weekend reporting that you beat her up yet again, no worries--it won't be me taking the call. It's not mainly about phone calls. Rub your two neurons together and think about it ... Obviously you already do or you wouldn't keep bringing it up like a retarded kid who just learned his first color name. Just think, if you have an IQ that was higher than your shoe size, you could call me personally and hash this shit out that way... But you wouldn't have the balls anyway.

Oh, and please stop with the PMs, which to me border on "harassing and threatening". I know I should have mentioned this a couple weeks ago, since it has been that long since you sent the last one, but just as well... Stop. I save each one of them, for potential future reference.
11 years ago
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