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Fun on the Bus

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Jap schoolgirl gets felt up by stranger on crowded bus. 18+

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by fuz

submitted March 22nd 2006

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wow DuBs... how long did it take you to come to that conclusion -.-
11 years ago
Might be fake, but I've heard that @ one time this was and might still be, socially acceptable in Japan. Think the term for people that are into that is called "frotteurs" or something.
11 years ago
I want to make a few observations, if I may:

(1) She looked awful hurt from the experience.
(2) He looked like he was searching for change in an old couch.
(3) Why didn't she let loose and fill his hand with some of her luscious Asian poop (maybe with a little piss on the side)?
(4) Could he make it more obvious what he was doing?
(5) At least he was kind enough to squeeze her melons thoroughly, checking for freshness.
(6) Is this considered a first date over in Japan? ;)
(7) Should they have sent in an expert to show him what he was doing wrong?
11 years ago
Why doesn't she just shit on him or something?
11 years ago
dam she was easy, looks like she wanted it too me, c'mon where were the screams?
even tho it was fake, but still
11 years ago
As far as I know its not uncommon for men to try and cop a feel of a female on public transport there and its progressed to the point of there being a whole category of porn dedicated to the subject.
11 years ago
I saw a video like this one another site where it actually seemed real to the point where I convinced myself it was. In that one, it had a whole bunch of guys follow a cute girl onto a bus where they all teamed up on her to the point where they were holding her down in the back and ripped off all her clothes. It was on camera, she was actually kicking and trying to scream, but they were muffling her. It creeped me out. I think it was called "Bus ride from hell" or something but I can't find it again. I know one of you sickos might be able to hunt it down, though!
11 years ago
REAL FAKE
11 years ago
any japs on this board willing to translate what the girl was saying at the beginning and the end? I guess they still have that don't disrespect your elders attitude down there. the girl obviouslly had no choice.
11 years ago
lol wario
11 years ago
would have been funny if she turned out to be a hermie =P
11 years ago
yeah .. i hate it when that happens kastle!
11 years ago
Yeah, that was fake, but it's not uncommon for Japanese businessmen to feel up women on trains. And when you consider the school uniforms for girls looks like something Larry Flynt designed, you can see why it happens.

The proper procedure for women is to step on the guy's toes as hard as you can. But don't make it too obvious, the greater transgression is to draw attention to yourself.

Even with this sideshow freakiness, I still love this country. And guess what? THEY ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS IN BASEBALL. SUCK ON THAT, TREBEK!
11 years ago
looked like she had a radioactive snatch. :/
11 years ago
That was in the Shibuya district of Tokyo. I was just there last Friday to catch the mighty HIM live. Yeah, it's a problem, the sexy stuff. Now there are "women only" cars on trains during peak hours and cell phones are required to make a noise ("say cheese" or a camera click sound) when pics are taken due to all the up skirt pics. Strangely though...video is silent as can be...hmm...and I think I saw an ad for a place that will mod your phone by taking the camera sounds off. Japan. It's weird, but fun as hell. I've lived here since 1998 and I am in no hurry to come back to the US. I was just thinking about it...here, you could swing a dead cat and hit 30 hot chicks easily...in the US, maybe 1 out of 30 would rate "do-able". That includes FL as a whole to San Diego and LA [in my experiences].
11 years ago
Well Philasour, I am not a Japanese, but a Japanese linguist--so, your in luck. Here is a rough trans of the vid. The lettering in the begining is her name and occupation. "yumiko utida student."
What she said was:
"A while back I ran into a pervert on a bus it really upset me; and, from that time, I started to take an earlier bus. I overslept one morning because I was studying for a test that night, and so I was stuck with that bus again and..."

then it segues into the incident that we saw. Which is fake and a popular theme in Japanese adult videos--but, not a pop as the shit vids on here. In the end of the clip there is an announcement for the next stop.
11 years ago
Binaryx, here is a helpful tip that you probably know but if not.... The chicks dig a foreigner who speaks "cute" Japanese, but prefer guys who don't know much Japanese. English is the appeal for them--hence all the eikaiwa schools. I am as fluent as a native both in writing and speaking, but I would lose my Japanese ability whenever I was talking with a Jap chick who I wanted to take to a hotel. English+foreigner=hot chick Japanese+foreigner=no appeal.
11 years ago
Thanks for the tip weekend, I get by mostly on a few key words and some charades.
I'm low level on the Nihongo lingo, but I'm functional. The college here has Japanese classes, but it's so hard to get into them because of all the swinging dicks that want to learn the language so they can lay the pipe. Definitely non-Japanese speakers have no problem finding a hole to bang, no doubt...but finding a quality girl is a bit more of a challenge. I've been with my lady for more than 5 and a half years...and no, you other 'tards, she doesn't eat crap or crap in my mouth...That is a small sect of the Japanese perversions.
11 years ago
THIS IS THE REAL TRAIN GAME!
http://www.littlemidgets.com/detail.php?type=2&sort=date&cf=8&content=4355

they actually do stuff.
11 years ago
They should get girls do it to guys in bus.

Gays'll only struggle free.
11 years ago
Japanese girls should wear pants and corsets. With a belt that locks up front.
11 years ago
http://www.littlemidgets.com/detail.php?type=2&sort=date&cf=8&content=4355
11 years ago
i started reading that fag conversation between Binaryx and weekendhack, but then i realized i'd rather eat my own shit, tape my eyes shut, and get nuked by america to end world war II.

which, just in case you're completely retarded, would make me japanese.
11 years ago
FAKE. setup. conspiracy. acting. porn. what else? lol. Oh yeah. JAPAN! what a lovely place.
11 years ago
i love the guy's expression. acting all cool like nothing is going on. he will deserve a punishment of evil.
11 years ago
Binaryx - Strange that you said she doesn't eat shit- I got her to do it last night.
LOL!

J/K

11 years ago
Japanese girls get crazy when they see especially European. I read it in the newspaper some weeks ago. the average penis size in asia is 3.5 inch. The Frenchies have the biggest dongs with a size of 6.5 inch.
11 years ago
omgNO, a fag conversation would mean we were talking about guys you fucktard.
And your "get nuked by america to end world war II." comment made me laugh so hard...you really are stupid. Keep squawking you fucking parrot!
11 years ago
<-- lol @ omgNO


Binaryx: Hey weekendhack let's be friends and you can teach me Japanese on muchosucko, ok?


weekendhack: Domo arigato Mr. Roboto. I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so. * fap * fap * fap *
11 years ago
Binary, if you've been there since 1998 why can't you speak japanese?
11 years ago
bleeding---like i said, i'm certainly functional but i want to be fluent, but most of my interactions have been with the Japanese ladies and more often than not, they meet you in the middle with the language, that is if they're not already fluent English speakers. I'm in the military and gone a lot too. PLus I work on a mostly English speaking military base.
spaztech, learning Japanese isn't too hard once you get the ball rolling. Learn some phrases and see the sentence structure and from there you can swap words in and out. They use a verbal punctuation. A statement ends in desu (pronounced "dess") and the questions end in desuka (desska). You can get the ball rolling pretty quick if you wanted to.
11 years ago
I don't get what the big deal is, I do this everytime I ride a train and the girl usually just decides to come home with me and the rest is history...

This little asian needs to shut the fuck up
11 years ago
@omgNO: Ignorant twat.

I've always wanted to go to Japan, but, seen as how its one of the most expensive tourist destinations in the world, that is highly unlikely for at least a good few years, unless, Binary can set me up :P
11 years ago
wow that looks so real.NOT!
11 years ago
bleeding- Bin doesn't know Japanese because all he hears is "no" from the women.

Bin- sorry to see you are military, I have nothing but the utmost respect and admiration for the men and women in uniform who are better than me because they serve my country. I may have to make an exception in your case.
11 years ago
Hey Binary - I've been going to this site for a while - http://www.japanese-online.com/ - and it's been helpful for me to learn some Japanese. It might be a good resource for anybody who wants to learn. Since you seem to really know your stuff regarding it, take a look and let me know what you think. I know when I go to the sushi bar in my area I can speak a little with the people there and they seem to dig that I put forth the effort. One thing I did notice is that they speak really fast and for a laidback cat like me, it's a bit tricky. I'm sure no matter how well I speak it, I'll still sound like John Wayne to them. LOL!
11 years ago
Binaryx , weekendhack : I can read and write in katakana and hiragana (no Kanji) but my ability to actually speak it is limited. The Japanese usually talk to fast for me to fully understand what theyre saying, so, I usually just end up speaking English with them (unless they know Spanish or French).

Anyways, I've never gone to Japan, but what are the chances an ethnic Arab/Hispanic who looks like Adam Sandler (minus his nose) but can barely speak or understand any Japanese could pick up a chick over there?

If the chances are more then 4 out of 10, im totally going there (that would be more then back here in the West).
11 years ago
My_Balls_Itch, thanks for the tip, I've bookmarked it and I'll dig into it later.
ZZtrap...there are ALL KINDS of ladies here, from nun-like angels, perfect virgins, to dishrag whores. I have no doubt that you could score easily, especially in Tokyo. It's fukkin huge.Roppongi is the party district. Plenty of middle east type cats there. Japanese guys just aren't in tune with how to treat a lady and a lot of Japanese chicks know that. Go to a club, you'll probably get a chick who has had a lot of dick run through her like monkeyfuck's mom, but if you use online sites, maybe Tokyo Metropolis personals, (put that into yahoo/google) your chances of finding a good chick will increase.

*monkeyfuck...I got a bag of nuts for ya. It's not "bin", it's Binaryx as in "BinaryX just kicked my asshole in and now I'm puking my spleen out"

ps...we kinda got away from the fondled bus girl, didn't we?
11 years ago
DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO!!! lol sorry I did my best, and did you see the guys face that shit is claaassssiiicccccc lol
11 years ago
ZZtrap, When I was at Osaka Uni, there was a bloke that looked just like a dark Adam Sandler named Fard, and he got himself a super hot girlfriend with a nice personality. What appeals to western women, isn't always the same for asians. Speak Engish they love it, so don't worry about the Japanese. Another mate of mine who could barely speak English loved it because the Japs didn't know English wasn't his native tongue, but it didn't matter. He would say "I love it here, I practice English and get girls too."

As for not knowing Japanese, I have known many foreigners who couldn't speak any Japanese inspite of living there for 10 years. There is a term for that phenomenon in Japanese "museiseikatsu." literally, it means a voiceless lifestyle. In other words, you can go thru your day without saying a single bloody word. All you have to do is nod your head and say "hai," and that will get you by in most situations.

11 years ago
damn that was mad fake
11 years ago
no that was happy and real
11 years ago
Bin- obvioulsy you are new to this site as we seldomly stay on topic. So, since you are a newbie, please allow me to explain a couple of things to you:

1) The amount of dick that has run through my mom is infinitesimal when compared to the amount of dick that has gone back and forth across your tongue.

2) I appreciate your attempt to correct my addressing you but, to be frank, I am too lazy to type out your full "name." Do not take it personally as I shorten a lot of names on here. It doesn't mean I hold you in any higher or lower regard. It is sheer laziness and nothing else. And yes, I see the irony in the fact that I typed this much- and continue to do so- to explain how lazy I am when typing.

3) I just checked my Grays' Anatomy again and am having trouble understanding how your kicking in my asshole would lead to my puking out my spleen. Last time I checked (admittedly it has been a while) my intestinal wall stood between my spleen and the outside world. (When it gets down to it, you are a hollow tube with a mouth at one end and an ass at the other. Of course, these ends are interchangeable on you so you may want to refer to someone else for verification). But I digress.
You would have to put your foot quite far up my ass to even get to my spleen. My asshole is not as loose as yours and so the friction of your foot on the walls of my colon and my balloon knot would bring your foot to a near stand still. (Picture Star Jones crawling through a doughnut hole - my ass. Now picture a ping pong ball in the grand canyon- your stretched gay ass) So, anyway, the force you would need to exert to get your foot to even TOUCH my spleen would be enormous even when not factoring in the hinge motion of the various joints involved and other pesty laws of physics.
Lets assume you were able to apply these forces to my spleen anyway. Now you would have to apply enough force to push my spleen through my intestinal lining to introduce it to my throat and yet not so much force that it ruptures my spleen. I doubt even Chuck Norris himself could do that.
Assuming you were better than Chuck (Blasphemy!) and were able to put my spleen into my throat, I doubt I would be in any condition that would support the act of puking forth my rearranged organ.
So, in summary, not only are you implying you could do the nearly impossible, you are further taking the topic away from the fondled girl on the bus. (But I bet the guy touched her spleen.)
Oh, and by the way, on my first time in Japan I saw a guy get a blow job from a woman in the United Airlines Red Carpet Club in Narita. She swallowed and chased it with a beer. That was fun.
11 years ago
That's pretty true about the fluent English speakers although I found they dig a few other European languages too. In Salzburg of all places I wasn't sure whether it was the two mums or their two twenty-something daughters that were eyeing me off.
11 years ago
Binaryx, one question...whats the FOOD like? Not only that I heard that area was one of the most expensive places in the world to live.
11 years ago
I've been here three years, gonna stay the rest of my life. I'm just south of Tokyo. Food is yummy, Mako. I used to hate sushi. People who ate sushi, I used to hate them even more. It's not so bad now. More US restauarants than you can shake a Holmsian cock at in downtown Tokyo.

It is pathetically expensive over here, that's for sure. Come visit Japan though. It's a nifty place!

And they're world champions now. YIPPEE!
11 years ago
monkey. ya lost me on the grays anatomy...i know it's a tv show, but if that's your reference source, you're a tool. I didn't read your whole rant. It sucked. Just like you.

How did I become a bad guy in this? I just live in Japan. Dolts like monkey just started attacking me.

I have been coming to this site for a long time, like 2 years, I just recently started posting.

Mako- the food is as diverse as you can imagine. From Outback Steakhouse in Shibuya to ...space creatures eaten raw...there is an amazing array of food here. If you're not in the know about the food, some easy starter Japanese food is Yakitori (chicken grilled over fire on a stick) Yakiniku (it's actually Korean, but they have it everywhere here...you order raw beef and cook it at your table), Karage (Basically chicken nuggets on a stick, but much higher quality), and Koroke which is like...mashed potatoes in patty form with meat inside and a breaded exterior and it's fried. it's awesome, but it's pure fat).

People of muchosucko! Hear me now! I am not your enemy! I just hate sports and I am guilty of living in (and loving) Japan! I am peaceful person!
11 years ago
Just beware of Gojira... or worse... MuchoJira!
11 years ago
BinaryX - When I was a little kid (back in the 70s) I wanted to grow up, move to Japan and design monsters for Toho. LOL!

Come to think of it... I still want to. :)
11 years ago
Balls...good call. The TOHO movie company could use some new ideas. Are they still in business?
Go for it. I think Toshiro Mifune is in need of a career boost...that is if he weren't 9 years in the grave...Ken Watanabe maybe?
11 years ago
BinaryX, Toho is still in business. I was over at their website a day or two ago.
I have a hell of an idea for a new Godzilla movie but I heard they're not going to make any more for 10-20 years.
http://www.tohokingdom.com/

They're finally putting the real version of Gojira out on dvd! =)
I have a copy that I got off the net that's the original Japanese version with English subs and the movie is outstanding in its original form. The anti nuclear message is powerful to say the least. It's too bad nobody has made a real remake of that movie.
11 years ago
Bin- "Gray's Anatomy" is a tome on the structure of human body. Yes, it is also the name of a suck show but the book came first. It is really pretty interesting- lots of words that will seldomly be used in a conversation (except when I try to impress people with my medical skills) but gives a really good idea of how we are put together and where the pieces fit.

As for your being the "enemy" - I don't consider you to be an "enemy" or "bad guy." I believe I mentioned my respect and admiration for those who wear my country's miltary uniform. I just saw a post a while back where you took the piss to me and I returned in kind. It is a shame if it made you think you were the "bad guy" but please be assured I did not view you in that manner. In contrast, look at the piece of shit known as "Tiredguy" and hit lunatic posts. Now HE could be labelled as "the bad guy" because he has shit for an attitude and does not hesitate to demonstrate this talent of his to talk shit and then run and hide.

Your love of Japan is not a "bad" thing either. I enjoyed my time there, I love Europe, I love Australia, I even love parts of Canada.

So, in summation, you are not "the bad guy" and you are not hated by me (nor even disliked). So go fuck yourself and move on to the new videos.
11 years ago
Bin- check your mail
11 years ago
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