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9-Year-OldGives Birth: 17-Year-Old Father Sought By Mexico Authorities

A 9-year-old gives birth and Mexican authorities are searching for a 17-year-old, allegedly the father. The baby and underage mom, who did not realize she was with child until her seventh month, are healthy and resting, according to authorities in a Wednesday conference. Officials say the 9-year-old girl gave birth by way of C-Section due to her undeveloped body and organs.

wtf

by thatdude420

submitted February 6th 2013

246 comments
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9-Year-OldGives Birth: 17-Year-Old Father Sought By Mexico Authorities
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Big shock the underage mom was a latina
5 years ago
lol....a fucking baby picture???
5 years ago
Yea i try to search for the picture of the girl and the boy who got her pregnant but i couldn't find one. So all you get is a picture of the baby.
5 years ago
Okay, Dudeley.
5 years ago
...sorry, that was uncalled for.
5 years ago
Are you making fun of me cat?
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz looks at baby picture. Looks at TD. looks at baby picture. *
5 years ago
No. =/
5 years ago
lol you're right why the hell did i upvote this...
5 years ago
I really just posted it for the story.
5 years ago
I was so enthralled with the story that i didn't look at the sub.
5 years ago
It was great theater of the mind, for sure.
5 years ago
You know it's not always about the picture. It can also be about the story behind the picture.
5 years ago
You guys are mean.
5 years ago
lol...
5 years ago
Ima post me some intense porno descriptions now...
5 years ago
We should ask yak to add a Story category for you and squidley
5 years ago
barret - no we shouldn't
5 years ago
Deja..... You or Yak check your admin email.
5 years ago
dammit!! I just tried filming a jumper on the golden gate bridge for you guys but I couldn't get a clear shot driving by..sorry
Shit. That would have been a sweet Ms onsite report.
5 years ago
ooooooo..... so we'll be passed out for the next week that i have off of work. no one expect any new anything with mucho for a while now
5 years ago
No problem. That riveting description was awesome.
5 years ago
Quite possible.... be careful..... you won't get a hangover but you will get wasted, several times over
5 years ago
shipping moonshine across the border......great idea
5 years ago
I know.... but I said I would so I did.
5 years ago
ironically, yak will get drunk on your shit and ban you all over again.
5 years ago
I'll take some around April/May.....if you're not locked up that is.
5 years ago
ive never banned someone while drunk
5 years ago
He better not.... lol.... I hope to not be zek. You might wanna check the reviews from Deja and Yak first.
5 years ago
zeke doesnt deserve anything
besides he claims hes in aa
5 years ago
Yikes..... AA + moonshine = epic fail
5 years ago
Fine...you'll ban him the next day after you're sober and got your sight partially back.
5 years ago
that's why I said April/May...
5 years ago
lol....
5 years ago
thats the never say die attitude i like
5 years ago
Dugs back.. Hi Dug!
5 years ago
well, it's state mandated, sooooo
5 years ago
do they test you?
5 years ago
hey :) Akameldon.... good to be back
5 years ago
I hear you have moonshine... we need to talk..
* Akameldon drools *
5 years ago
the birth of a bootlegger
5 years ago
random etg's, yep
5 years ago
Wish you shits would live around here closer.... this long distance shipments of shine is scary.
5 years ago
I intend to start distilling soon.
5 years ago
Wow. It's exactly like The Untouchables =/.
5 years ago
fucking muchowalk empire
5 years ago
it is not really all that hard.... but it does take practice
5 years ago
Think about it Dug, It would be epic.. A cross country/intercontinential run from where you are, into Canada (im sure Yak would appreciate it) back into the US for further delivery.. ohh wait.. fuck it, ..sounds too much like a movie..
5 years ago
yeah.... the movie where the kinda good guy villain get shot at the end, :/
5 years ago
shine of the month club
5 years ago
This months flavor is peach-mango. LOL it kinda is. I bought some of that juice here a few days ago.
5 years ago
I like pistacciao...andI I dont even care if I spelled that right..
5 years ago
moonshine is shit
5 years ago
^^informative..
5 years ago
Where do you live dug?
5 years ago
dug fuck your buckeyes, they did not get the number 1 recruiting class, the media just has a hardon for your coach
5 years ago
eat shit drum... No 2 beats your No 4
5 years ago
Ohio sporty
5 years ago
Now, Shine of the month club is not really a bad idea, I f you think about it its just the same as a chili cook off or a piebaking contest. In fact , if you would combine them together say,.. Moonshine and chili cookoff, then you have the potential for a great time that will alltogether without question will end badly.. Now that will be a day to remember..
5 years ago
My personal idea is too be able to infuse (I hate that fucking word) weed with moonshine...properly.. I shall call It "Scotch Mist" I will I will..
5 years ago
I think I've read enough that it won't take any 'practice' and it won't taste like rubbing alcohol. *THINK*
5 years ago
Always room for improvement but as long as it is drinkable you can build off of that.
5 years ago
Not gonna make it in my bathtub, gonna build a proper still.
5 years ago
any liquid is drinkable... draino is drinkable...
5 years ago
I would hope not.... making bathtub shine.....
* DangerousDug dry heaves *
5 years ago
ok... somewhat enjoyably drinkable then
5 years ago
well bathtub gin was just industrial alcohol mixed with 'flavorings'
not really shine
5 years ago
But not digestable Deja..
5 years ago
I prefer Alum..
5 years ago
seems pretty hard to fuck up distillation
5 years ago
ok... we shall see. You have to let me know. I need to send you a sample to compare with.
5 years ago
Unless you add some Queen Annes lace Zeke, depending on how you want to look at it it will either fuck it up, or make it just right..
5 years ago
idk what that is :/
5 years ago
Queen Annes lace.... wild carrot right. Ick... WTF
5 years ago
It's penis!
5 years ago
Trust Me, you should incorporate it into your diet every day Zeke...
5 years ago
Is that how you got that schnoz aka?
5 years ago
looks like water hemlock :/
5 years ago
Wait, so what did zeke get arrested for?
5 years ago
My nose is small, and you guys are simps, Queen Annes Lace is a roadside weed that, in its early stages looks and smells like dillweed so it can be easily mistaken for. its highly toxic and will make you very sick if not kill you.. I work as a cook for a living.. any other fun things you guys wanna know...
5 years ago
How do make the mc fries so tasty?
5 years ago
Beef flavoring in the oil that they fry them in..^^
5 years ago
It is wild carrot.... I just looked it up
5 years ago
What's the caramilk secret?
5 years ago
Yes may it be a wild carrot, Im talking about the greens paticuarly..
5 years ago
I tried the root before just for shits and giggles.... it tastes like carrot but like 100 times stronger
5 years ago
So you're not going to tell me huh zeke? Must have been something pretty bad.
5 years ago
next person to reply is a faggot
5 years ago
I was fucking your mom in public dush
5 years ago
haha zeke is a faggot
5 years ago
And your Mom is tired..
5 years ago
Obviously it was alcohol related. Did you assault the korean lady at the beer store, or did you finally beat up those somalis?
5 years ago
I did both the other day but Im not sure your talking to me..
5 years ago
The korean one doesn't work there anymore.
5 years ago
So you're saying you killed her?
5 years ago
Who? What?,, she was alive when I left..
5 years ago
No I'm saying I fucked your mom.
5 years ago
It's okay zeke, I know you're embarrassed of the real truth.
5 years ago
A) Why would I tell you?
B) Why would I tell you in the threads?
5 years ago
A) Why wouldn't you?
B) I understand
5 years ago
well I've learned that everything I say privately here becomes public knowledge in little time
soooo
5 years ago
yeah you can all eat a dirty mexican dick
5 years ago
Only if it has sprinkles .
5 years ago
It's funny how you guys are so racist online , but yet , I bet if you were I'm front of some Mexican cartels , or some Mexican gangsters , you would all piss your pants .
5 years ago
Not you sporty--you don't have to eat a dick
although, I won't stop you if you want to
your choice bro
5 years ago
it's funny how you tell everyone to stfu cryax, although in real life we wouldn't let you in the room
5 years ago
What room faggot ?
5 years ago
just follow tr, he knows the way
5 years ago
If i met cryax, id invite him into my home, offer him a cup of coffee or other beverage, and play some twisted metal and mortal kombat with him.
5 years ago
Then lock him in my basement and feed him fish heads*
5 years ago
no tengo ningĂșn problema en absoluto con taco bell interesados
5 years ago
lo siento, puto google
5 years ago
poner en ella, cryax
5 years ago
since you're still obsessed with me, zeke, why don't you explain who the "we" is in your statement....you like to speak for others so often, but who do you really speak for?
5 years ago
You speak better Spanish than me Claude
5 years ago
wait...did you just stfu yourself?
5 years ago
Do you have a nervous twitch with your trigger finger something?
5 years ago
Yup. I've been doing it lately . Feels good to self stfu from time to time
5 years ago
cryax is just trying to figure out if we really do get rep every time he lays down a stfu
5 years ago
would be pretty difficult to figure out based on the caching.. and rounding....
5 years ago
uh-oh, oster's out
5 years ago
hey oster.... it is good to be free isn't it :)
5 years ago
What's it like being banned dug?
5 years ago
It sucks.... you can see everything going on but can't respond or even up or downvote. Depressing actually.
5 years ago
So it's basically lurking?
5 years ago
Yup.... forced lurking is not as much fun as just lurking because you want to.
5 years ago
the Big Crash was like that, only 100 times more worsier
5 years ago
the 'big crash' was worse for me :P
trust me :p
5 years ago
Stupid hard drives.
5 years ago
more like stupid admins
5 years ago
lol @ yak
5 years ago
I thought getting banned would be a lot cooler.
5 years ago
It was quite a letdown.
5 years ago
Well, I wasnt gonna say anything.


* Sporty frolics off to get another beer. *
5 years ago
banned for 2 days.....waaaaaahhhh
5 years ago
lol @ urks
5 years ago
being banned gave me the whole spectrum of emotions..... angry, white hot pissed off, wtf, frustrated, depressed, not giving a fuck and then start back over again.
5 years ago
zeke - how long was your ban? wasnt it like, a year?
5 years ago
something like that
5 years ago
fuck you yak
5 years ago
Not long enough.
5 years ago
The hardest part about being banned was not being able to call out reposts. I almost went in chat to have someone call out a squidley repost for me, but then said fuck it.
5 years ago
Ya, but now you have ban-cred, urks.
5 years ago
meh
5 years ago
it's like prison-cred, without the anal-rapings
5 years ago
yea you can join people like... bicho :P
like id ban zeke wtf
5 years ago
pfft theirs is like an afternoon on Scared Straight
5 years ago
Did somebody say something?
5 years ago
was bicho the longest bannee to ever come back, vak?
5 years ago
^Without? =(
5 years ago
vak?
5 years ago
he was quite dedicated :(
diks ban was the most whiney
with jaimees constant nagging.. what a fucking bitch
5 years ago
meh, i'll stick with it
5 years ago
yesterday before I got unbanned that pic of the possum that got shopped with zeke's face was one of my subs that yak used. I was like F.U.C.K..... grrrrrrrrrrr
5 years ago
Has anyone been permanently banned?
5 years ago
and the point of it was?
5 years ago
Viva la Vak!
5 years ago
lol...I can imagine jaimee whining...dik following her around with nothing to do...
5 years ago
dik probably even considered getting a haircut and a job while being banned..... imagine that !!
5 years ago
ezonoob- most folks who are banned are permabanned
5 years ago
....dik translating his comments to Stan so he could post them...
5 years ago
did you hear that stan upvoted my dog-porn vid?
5 years ago
I saw that.
5 years ago
And the moon was as blood....
5 years ago
most bans are permabans.. until i get drunk and feel generous
5 years ago
* DangerousDug takes notes *
5 years ago
* possum eats chislic *
5 years ago
I'm guessing you ban their MAC id or just their account? Can someone who is banned create another one?
5 years ago
fuck you are the biggest noob on the internet
5 years ago
theres quite a few things that go into it creating a new account would just get both accounts banned
5 years ago
Shut up Jrob. Be nice
5 years ago
sorry <3
5 years ago
who was it got banned for logging in on a whatshisname account?
5 years ago
The "tripwire" lol
5 years ago
dush
5 years ago
ohw now i remember

nvr mind
5 years ago
like a claymore, lol
5 years ago
Hi jrob
5 years ago
Now I'm looking up how claymore mines work .
5 years ago
easy: you eat them.
5 years ago
oh hi oster
5 years ago
How yak wired the accounts is more interesting...
5 years ago
You should make a video then oster ? Please show me how ?
5 years ago
Ill post if you sub a face pick.
5 years ago
nose pick!
5 years ago
i guess if yak and deja are off for a week ill have to be in charge
5 years ago
Can we stay up late and order pizza and watch R rated movies?
5 years ago
Let the inmates run the asylum
5 years ago
This isn't a news site. No one cares about beaners
5 years ago
If it was a cheeseburger, surely drum would make it as Mucho's most discussed.
5 years ago
Still not man enough to do it, eh? That's ok, we're patient.
5 years ago
Anyone who wants to read the wit and wisdom of Squidley go to this website and see what I post under the name Cainkane1. http://forums.randi.org/
5 years ago
* Sporty rushes to get in line to get some wisdom and stuff *
5 years ago
Damn Boy I thought you were dead, what with the shootout with the cops and all.. There was two of you down there with that kid.. I knew one of you would get away..
5 years ago
I can't find where you are talking about Squid :/
5 years ago
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=224662

with some of those sites, you have to be sneaky...that randi bullshit expects you to register to look at other users.
5 years ago
No more subs from me. Maybe never.
5 years ago
You're still here???
5 years ago
Well yeah. No subs though.
5 years ago
i believe you have made that same promise..at least 20 times you octo-degenerate
5 years ago
as long as they're not boring porn or reposts, i will give anything subbed by you a chance, john
5 years ago
hey!
5 years ago
we're supposed to pretend that we don't know squidley's real name
5 years ago
sorry, bill
5 years ago
Billy and his witty remarks.
5 years ago
My next sub is going to be a picture with a baby too as well with a bullshit story
5 years ago
This was probably your sister that got pregnant.
5 years ago
Wow...just fucking wow...they can literally go to clubs together in the future...+MindBlown
5 years ago
OMG
almost none of these comments are on-topic!
5 years ago
there's a topic?
5 years ago
* yak mind blown *

5 years ago
* possum barfs thru the mouth-hole of his TRmask *
5 years ago
And most discussed. Funny, that...
5 years ago
rip jackiebaby
5 years ago
Hi possum
5 years ago
Didn't know you missed me so much, possum, after all the times I put you down about your small wiener.
5 years ago
oh jeez
5 years ago
how many fucking accounts does tr have
5 years ago
no one believed that doomkittyj was real, so what's the point?
5 years ago
so you pretend to be a girl. that is creepy.
5 years ago
My theory : Jackie, slimdust or whatever his name was, and doomkitty was real people, but tr had their passwords and used them when it suited him.
5 years ago
lol slimdust
5 years ago
they're all real people, they just have limits as to what they're willing to do.
5 years ago
It would be better if you had multiple personality disorder.
5 years ago
He's such a narcissist, he couldn't stand to share his brain with the others.
5 years ago
jodibabe hearts jackiewahatsis
5 years ago
i see tr broke out one of his aliases
5 years ago
be thankful i havent broken out some of my aliases
hint: u2
5 years ago
I NEED AN ALIAS!
5 years ago
richard?
5 years ago
u2?.....don't make me think what I'm about to think
5 years ago
lets just say
i control the horizontal
i control the vertical
5 years ago
i need something noone would guess....like friendlyjoe..or happyfacedonny
5 years ago
maybe hotbabe105
5 years ago
I love tacos with mini beans
5 years ago
mini beans?,,beans but smaller?
5 years ago
finally nasa built a reasonable sized bean
5 years ago
i already invented this shit.. its called the microbean
5 years ago
easy-bean
5 years ago
i can see the infomercial already
5 years ago
"hi its shamwow vince...are you as sick of these normal sized beans as me?? ....heres the easy bean!
5 years ago
(bunch of seeds)
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
http://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/9-year-old-Mexican-girl-gives-birth-4259233.php
5 years ago
Ogaahhhhmi. You got some splainin' to dooo.
5 years ago
recover password
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