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Nice Eyebrows

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by pooch

submitted February 4th 2013

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Nice Eyebrows
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So, what does it say about me as a person when one of my oldest friends, someone I've known for about 25 years, just asked me if I knew any Filipinas that his cousin could hook up with. Not hookers mind you, but pretty loose in the standards. His cousin is in a wheelchair because of his cerebral palsy, is legally blind, and did 2 years in prison on child pornography charges. And I'm the guy his cousin is looking to for a hookup? When did I become the gimp pimp?
5 years ago
I think you're looking for the Dr. Phil forum.
5 years ago
Child porn and he's legally blind? How the hell did that work?
5 years ago
good point smerf.
5 years ago
Legally blind doesn't mean totally blind
Why do I have to tell a doctor this?
5 years ago
i was wondering the same thing zeke
5 years ago
go halvsies on a malpractice lawsuit zeke?
5 years ago
sure.....if you let smerf "work" on you
5 years ago
His eyesight just recently went, smerf. I met the guy about 15 years ago when he would sub on our pool team. He could see fine then, and stand up out of his wheelchair if he had to lean over the table for a shot. Nowadays I guess his condition has become pretty bad. He went to prison about a decade ago, they found over 1000 images of child pornography on his computer. According to his cousin he now has a thing for Filipinas.
5 years ago
Maybe because they're tiny and remind him of kids. Who knows. I just want to tell his cousin to fuck off, but he's been a good friend over the years. The thing is, after all the time I spent over in the Philippines, I only know 1 Filipina. The old lady that owns the local Filipino grocery I shop at sometimes. I don't think I'd be much help even if I wanted to be.
5 years ago
She'll do, he's a blind retard
5 years ago
Yeah, some association with neoteny. The evolutionary downfall of man
5 years ago
If he wants a Filipina, he better have a lot of cash.
5 years ago
she looks like that female gremlin!!
5 years ago
Fucked up Unibrow
5 years ago
You should be using those impressive detective skills to solve crimes instead of wasting them here.
5 years ago
Niggers dont slove crimes they commit them
5 years ago
dont you admire even one black man?
5 years ago
Not even fucking Blade?
5 years ago
He hates all black people. Because they are black. Good reason to hate someone huh.
5 years ago
Why do you think you guys were slaves for years ?
5 years ago
has that got anything to do with the conversation?
5 years ago
Terry Crews and Eddie Murphy.....oh and jawz too
5 years ago
Obviously
5 years ago
Terry Crews is badass.
5 years ago
dont forget MR T.
5 years ago
Would you say that to Terry Crews' face?
5 years ago
Nick Fury is pretty badass.

Oh wait...
5 years ago
Samuel L. Jackson is pretty badass
5 years ago
Morgan Freeman is the best in The Power Of One when he eats the shit off the nazis boots and gets the black beaten outta him.
5 years ago
^^^ @animal about niggers
5 years ago
lol so close...
5 years ago
give him time...give him time. He's been hurt
5 years ago
In all seriousness md I actually dont have anything against blacks in general. I'm Australian, it's the law to make racist jokes here.
5 years ago
then be racist about australians as well, it's still racist
5 years ago
Ahh have you seen any of my comments on fluffers and lovesprays posts?
5 years ago
but you dont bring them up in other subs. This is getting too PC now. What you say of black people can be said of white people too, as above.
5 years ago
I also make racist comments about spics, gooks and crackers but the niggers are the ones that jump up and down about it. Teasing is only fun when you get a reaction
5 years ago
Is there a good Middle-Eastern slur that doesn't involve a pre-existing slur, like dune-coon?
5 years ago
Camel fucker, rag head, goat herder, sand nigg..... oh wait
5 years ago
Those are all two words. Less effective.... 2nd class slurs.
5 years ago
That's a tuffy.... Kind of like trying to a find a male equivalent to cunt.
5 years ago
That would be a "punky" metalface
5 years ago
dick isn't a male equivalent of cunt?
5 years ago
more like there's no male equivalent to pussy
5 years ago
but I'm sure you've gotten that Idea from women
5 years ago
Fez, habibi, lol carpet pilot
5 years ago
Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57
and that black guy that came out in Die Hard.
5 years ago
came out, as in, "came out"? Wasn't that SL Jackson?
5 years ago
He's gay?
5 years ago
He comes out in family matters
5 years ago
nice reply fail
5 years ago
Yeah, this comment was from a mobile device.
5 years ago
i dont want to hear excuses boy
5 years ago
Hood Lt. Uhura
5 years ago
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