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Sam Elliot Doesn't Lie

I don't care what your theory is, you're wrong!

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by toolman961

submitted February 2nd 2013

40 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Sam Elliot Doesn't Lie
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jrob, you do live in Texas, right?
5 years ago
he's a LA faggot these days tool - pure coonass
5 years ago
I was gonna say, doesn't everyone in Texas own a gun?
5 years ago
jrob is a convicted felon
5 years ago
one of us!
5 years ago
What, DUI ?
5 years ago
dope
5 years ago
either that or stalking
5 years ago
Heather?
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
Isn't jrob infatuated with you?
5 years ago
I wasn't aware!
5 years ago
I've seen him beg you more to see your titties then the homeless do for money on the street of Pittsburgh.
5 years ago
or am I thinking of someone else?
5 years ago
well, I hardly think that is anything unique to me :P
5 years ago
*robot AW
5 years ago
beep boop beep

you know Poss, if I wanted to be an 'AW' I could probably figure out more effective ways
5 years ago
dont mind me
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
i think ive only tits or gtfo heather once
5 years ago
i am a little infatuated with dat cleave though
5 years ago
hey tool. I am in Texas and own a few guns...
5 years ago
you and the rest of your state! :)
5 years ago
Everything sounds better in a Sam Elliot voice...
5 years ago
not a milipede
5 years ago
thatd scare the hell out of me
5 years ago
no, watch: *squish* "Goddam, that hurt, don't it?"
5 years ago
Sam Elliot or Morgan Freeman.
5 years ago
Christopher Walken.. everything sounds better in his voice, at least thats what the voice in my head that sounds like him tells me..
5 years ago
the only reason i wish i could have a gun is to shoot myself to get away from the whole gun control debate bullshit
5 years ago
That^
5 years ago
you live in canada momo.. you can have a gun
5 years ago
* jrob2020 calls the Mounties on conky *
5 years ago
yak is giving me heck on my phrasing... i *can* have a gun if i go get a gun licence... so my sentence above should be "the only reason i would have a gun..."

my bad
5 years ago
* yak drops mic *

5 years ago
What's with all this dropping the mic shit. ?
5 years ago
Fuck you zeke
5 years ago
/drops mic
5 years ago
Hahahaha fail
5 years ago
* xzekiel doesn't work either brainiac *
5 years ago
recover password