points: -16

Bend My Dick To My Ass.

music videos

by SteeLxLiver

submitted January 30th 2013

88 comments
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comments (88)
the jackass money must be running out
5 years ago
Bam certianly cant get himself into the movies like Johnny K has
5 years ago
Bams jackass money at least. I wouldnt trust him with a pet rock. Theres no way he's gonna be sensible with money
5 years ago
well by the sounds of this his rap career isnt going to earn him diddley-squat
5 years ago
yep. And he's proper sold out going all dubstep-rap. What sorta hipster faggotry is that? Good job it looks like the budget was fucking minuscule cos they wont be making it back
5 years ago
he chopped the top off a lambo to make it a 'convertible'
5 years ago
then bought another one to replace the one he ruined
5 years ago
What about Ryan.. Oh wait.
5 years ago
The only thing holding bam together are his sponsors in skate boarding.
5 years ago
you dorks are probably all wrong..hes probably got plenty jackass money...this is probably more an artist's yearning to let his creativity out
5 years ago
So what? He can go fuck himself either way.
5 years ago
calm down hermin munster..no one is saying he cant fuck himself
5 years ago
Artists yearning doesn't tend to come in the form of wanting to bend ones dick to one's arse to fuck oneself. Just saiyan.
5 years ago
like you've never tried
5 years ago
lol. Well shit
5 years ago
Bam can go fuck himself
5 years ago
i refuse to comment any further on this sub and glorify this stupid knob cheese
5 years ago
he should have died in a car chrash like that other fucker
5 years ago
dunn was way cooler than this asshat
5 years ago
yep
5 years ago
I'll add that he should have died in a car crash and killed the rest of that worthless cast. Especially that midget, midgets are just evil.
5 years ago
but yet they are so funny
5 years ago
I wish I can go to jobs house and beat his ass , fuck the texans bitch
5 years ago
why can't you go there?
5 years ago
Your too much of a piece of shit to ask me any questions . Therefore if someone else ask me then I will answer
5 years ago
it's doubtful anyone even cares
5 years ago
lol at cryax getting mad over getting "stfu'd"
5 years ago
better watch out, jrob...cryax is coming for you
5 years ago
how long do you think it would take to stfu every single cryax comment ever?
5 years ago
Not long enough...
5 years ago
Barrett what are you Doing ?
5 years ago
Cryax, why can't you go see jrob?
5 years ago
Because Taco Bell coupons can't be redeemed as Air Line miles. :(
5 years ago
Case in point of the "emoticon" convo I had with you yak...it's right there^ big guy.
5 years ago
Bam is a faggot, im not even pushing play on this bitch
5 years ago
you sir are incredibly wise but i have to hate you for making me comment on this shit sub again
5 years ago
You're definitely right, Jerks. However, this vid is Muchoworthy...
5 years ago
Stevo is the only muchoworthy one of the bunch...... buuuuuuuut, if its MS worthy, then I guess I'll have to give it a shot.... I was really just taking a jab at Steely for DVing my chick fight video
5 years ago
Ahh, the ol' spite downvote.... Carry on, sir.
5 years ago
well, it was pretty funny... coulda done without the skrillex beat though
5 years ago
i think im gonna take the ol' high-road UV instead
5 years ago
however.... LET IT BE KNOWN

* JerkStore gets on the pulpit *


VOTE BASED ON CONTENT ASSWIPES!
5 years ago
absurdity in the title or description can lead to a DV despite the content, however, which i would consider a rare trump situation, but i think we're all guilty of the spite DV on occasion.
5 years ago
* JerkStore spite DV's again *
5 years ago
The spite dv is the cornerstone of Mucho.
5 years ago
damn bam is doin all bad... losses his best friend and his banging hott wife. now hes titty fucking his ass cheeks n drinking his own piss =/
5 years ago
ummmmm....

when WASN'T Bam "titty fucking his ass cheeks n drinking his own piss"?

It's fucking Bam for Christ sake's!
5 years ago
*Christ's sake

(no homo)
5 years ago
Thanks for the assist bromo.
5 years ago
i dont care his ex wife makes me diamond hard.
5 years ago
IDGAF

I <3agram Bam
5 years ago
give me three good reasons why
5 years ago
1.) No matter how shitty I'm feeling, anything with him in it makes me laugh.
2.) He's a bad ass skater
3.) If it wasn't for CKY the movies, I'd have never listened to CKY the band.
5 years ago
ive seen all the cky videos, and at one time i might've agreed with you on these solid bullet points you've arranged. thank you. but he was never a badass.... funny, and a dumbass, but not a badass.... not even a very good skater.
5 years ago
and you have something in common with him






douche
5 years ago
Funny you mention that, Dushanmandik actually comes from Bam Margera :)
5 years ago
interesting........... do tell
5 years ago
His 411vm skate video was pretty dope.

No, he's not as great as the legends, but fuck it. If you can build a half ass skate park in your back yard and get Tony Hawk to show up....you're a badass.
5 years ago
I forget which clip it's from, but Bam is somewhere skating and runs into a guy who's actual name is Dushan Mandik...Bam gets him to show him his license to prove it...and the Bam falls out laughing at the kid.
5 years ago
I'll retract that a weeee little bit. I was apparently drunk when I made this account, but here's the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug2fE54cOWw
5 years ago
how lazy...couldn't even upload your own origin story
5 years ago
here's mine, cause i know you guys were just about to ask me.....

http://muchosucko.com/55358/JerkStore
5 years ago
Duh, js....
5 years ago
HELLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!

* JerkStore does the Voice *
5 years ago
LA LA LAAAAA
5 years ago
I want to hear the tr origin story again.

* MetalFace sits indian style *
5 years ago
dont :(
5 years ago
He was born of the same bottle that once housed Einstein's brain....
5 years ago
With an almost preternatural sense of one-upsmanship and knowitallry....
5 years ago
The only good thing that comes from Canada is Molly
5 years ago
Lmao at the heather stfu
5 years ago
hi cryax
5 years ago
i like canadian bacon on my pizza.
5 years ago
Meh, Wild Bill did it better.
5 years ago
aww, and i was gonna sub this :(
5 years ago
jk
5 years ago
*Jawz moves mouse away from the stfu button*
5 years ago
whew, that was close!
5 years ago
Hi possum
* thatdude420 waves *
5 years ago
can i have some of your french-fries?
5 years ago
yup you sure can. I cooked all of them the whole bag. That is my dinner for tonight. A bag of french fries.
5 years ago
you at least have some ketchup dont you?
5 years ago
Hell yea and some cheese sauce. I can't wait until they are done. Im gonna fuck that shit up.
5 years ago
dammit TD - i am ver reading your shit when i'm hungry anymore...


* possum goes to the french-fry store *
5 years ago
I am making some kool aid right now. They almost done.
5 years ago
What flavor? (black test)
5 years ago
way to copy the zef style... badly
3 years ago
recover password