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Mommy was asking for it....

honestly, I don't know how he lasted that long..

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 28th 2013

170 comments
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Damn...I was getting ready to sub this!
5 years ago
me too :(
5 years ago
Squidleys getting ready to submit it tomorrow.
5 years ago
No way, he'd never submit something of value.
5 years ago
Or videos for that matter, since he doesn't know how.
5 years ago
he used to


... i, for one, applaud senile dementia
5 years ago
me three
5 years ago
lol@SNIKT's comment
6 months ago
Exactly 1 and only 1 white dude in this video. Where the fuck is this taken anyhow ?
5 years ago
only a racist would recognize that.....
5 years ago
Atlanta
5 years ago
I wasn't wrong with my observation
5 years ago
must be nice to live in a white's only town, huh, dug? Your klan meetings must be the bees knees
5 years ago
I noticed it and I'm only half racist.
5 years ago
You labeled me,
I'll label you.
So I dub the unforgiven.

Never free,
Never me,
So I dub thee unforgiven.
5 years ago
Urkel is not a racist, he just suffers from bass envy.
5 years ago
Allergic to fish?
5 years ago
I have to agree with DD on this one
5 years ago
She's got a lot of blackheads on her titty meat :(
5 years ago
Why they gotta be black?
5 years ago
She don't care much for the whites obviously
5 years ago
BACK IT UP [and dump it]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxw7qrovRO8
5 years ago
That is just what I needed..... a fucking link to some shitty rap video... Thanks Drum.
5 years ago
I always have a relevant rap song
5 years ago
*irrelevant
5 years ago
Better one for ya drum:
Whoop that trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbagqawqn3s
5 years ago
I was going with the back it up and dump it cause the guy kept telling the trick to back it up then he finally dumped her ghetto ass on the concrete
5 years ago
here's another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtUVQei3nX4
5 years ago
"if the bitch try to get at you drop it like it's hot"
5 years ago
From all the kids in the video I would say shes pretty good at backing it up
5 years ago
Fuck. I was hoping it would be a headshot with a .45
5 years ago
I would've tazed both bitches, the dude and if i had enough darts those little bastards would've caught a zap as well.
5 years ago
"YOU GAY"
5 years ago
Be like that ape that went ballistic at Mcdonalds and just start pounding skulls with the nearest pipe.
5 years ago
or that no non-sense bus driver from cleveland... freakin' love that guy
5 years ago
have you seen the video of the memphis mata gaurd going fist to fist with this dude on the street. "Dude ranned upt on me's"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYhssfVOCFE
5 years ago
never saw it, pretty funny
5 years ago
gaurd had self control considering he was armed
5 years ago
Why can't anybody go on a fucking shooting rampage in places like these?
5 years ago
never have i agreed with you more
5 years ago
Most blacks dont kill family members
5 years ago
and most whites do?
5 years ago
Yeah.
5 years ago
dush, Is your asshole jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
5 years ago
Nope.
5 years ago
im surprised none of them had guns , it being 'merica and all
5 years ago
lmao must be the same fuck niqqa from the old man cracker beats up black guy vid "call the amba lamps"
5 years ago
but i thought he hit her with the burner at first. yesssssh! O_o
5 years ago
Haha dumb bitch
5 years ago
she falls down like a trashily dressed tree.
5 years ago
I want to get tasered but Police around here won't hit me with it. I want to get tasered but not go to jail. They have to account for the damn taser cartridges and if they are short one they have to explain. :/
5 years ago
Feels like all your muscles are cramping up, with electric current pulsing through them for the 3 or 5 seconds. Pepper spray is infinitely worse.
5 years ago
when I was in college, a friend of mine who's kinda crazy had a stun gun. I proceeded to have him shock my legs over and over through the evening for everyones entertainment. I was so drunk I didn't remember it, the next day I took a bath and was perplexed by the red swollen dots... I had to ask to know what happened, I counted 50...
5 years ago
I have a stun gun and traded shocks with a friend that was kinda fun but I know a taser kicks a stun guns ass and just wanted to try it once.
5 years ago
dug, hook up a stun gun to your chest, on the left side, and make sure it hits 1 amp please
5 years ago
1 amp I am sure is not possible drum
5 years ago
amperes is current, dug, and electrical charges through a wire (volts) produce amps. If it sounds wrong it's because I'm fuzzy on my memory from physics and I'm tired
5 years ago
yes douche.... I am an electrician .... at 100,000 plus volts that a stungun produces 1 amp of current would take a battery the size of a Volkswagen
5 years ago
well then hook it up to a 12v DC car battery and call it a day, racist
5 years ago
no big enough battery .... research wtf you say before you say it ... possums famous words.
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure you could increase the output of a stun gun to 1million volts
5 years ago
sure.... volts is not current.
5 years ago
voltage kicks, current sticks
5 years ago
right but you could increase the amplitude and thereby the amps and then kill yourself. Look this is becoming too much work, just take one of your ar-15s and shoot yoruself in the face
5 years ago
You know it's an interesting convo when tr shows up.
5 years ago
You would like that too much. But your happiness is not up on my to do list
5 years ago
Stupid ass ratchet hoe. She absolutely deserved this. You want to act tough and make a scene trying to be tough in front of everyone. Ghetto black females seem to never let me down on how much fuckery they cause. Then they either cry wolf or protest it was an act of racism. Fuck her, her bf and those little badass smart mouthy ass kids.
5 years ago
Didn't expect that from you Jawz.... but I totally agree with ya.
5 years ago
what a back handed compliment dug, you racist mandik.
5 years ago
not racist comment at all.
5 years ago
@drumrave, right?

I was going to comment on it. But ehh...it's dug...fuck em'.
5 years ago
sure sure, you're just like my parents with your off hand remarks and closeted xenophobia
5 years ago
Seriously.... this is directed at Jawz.... do you take what I said as racist.... yes or no
5 years ago
"didn't expect [a black man] to agree with [my distaste in the african american culture]"
5 years ago
dug's just too easy
5 years ago
Why the fuck would you care if it offends me or not dug? You said what you needed to say.

"Didn't expect that from you Jawz... but I totally agree with ya."

What did you expect dug? That I was going to defend these niggerish ass hoes for causing problems and blame it on 'whitey'?
5 years ago
You say no to ratchet pussy but juicy jawz can't bandz will make her dance
5 years ago
Yeah 'cause this sort of shit happens with white girls all the time...
5 years ago
no...drum just run his dicksucker and said I was a racist. Just wanted your take on the situation
5 years ago
I like you better drum when you are "drunk" and running up your numbers on one of your posts
5 years ago
Take em whenver you can get em. Dug is a bit of a niggard when it comes to giving black handed compliments.
5 years ago
why didnt you expect that comment from jaws, dug?

simple question
5 years ago
gith, have you never visited white girls that live in trailers near farms? It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with low socioeconomic status and poor education
5 years ago
dug, you are a racist. I like it better when you are making off handed comments and you don't realize that you are a bigot
5 years ago
@possum because I agree with him
5 years ago
@drum lick a dog dick
5 years ago
that's gay
5 years ago
as you are...
5 years ago
that's homophobic
5 years ago
No I am the homophobe..... you are down with the homos drum
5 years ago
yup, too easy

see ya, duggie
5 years ago
dug is easier to confuse than a gender queer in a gay bar
5 years ago
I see when dug is being cornered he resorts to middle school childish remarks.
5 years ago
Bullshit. You can blame everyone else. You can call me a racist. You can do whatever it is you like to try and take the spotlight off the real problem that you like. But this sorta shit only happens in black communities. -At least in the USA.

WHY is this that way, is the question you should be asking, instead of attacking those of us pointing out the obvious facts in front of your fucking face.
5 years ago
glad I didn't say that
5 years ago
Shut up.
5 years ago
Both of you.
5 years ago
Gith, show me some statistics in your argument that this type of stuff ONLY happens in black communities. Other wise, get the fuck out.
5 years ago
okay let's address the problem with the african american community. 1) lack of education because inner city schools do not receive an equal amount of funding
2) laws that target low class individuals
3) black men are the number 1 population in prisons, so children grow up with no father figure
4) they are at every possible disadvantage and even the programs that are made to help them really don't
5) they are a product of the system that attempts to keep them there
5 years ago
I had a hispanic girl throw a lamp at me because her boyfriend said my hair looked nice.....
5 years ago
and this white girl i was friends with took a shit on someone elses doormat...
5 years ago
another minority that lives in poverty, hispanics. And again you get this kind of shit in hispanic communities. Rednecks and hillbillies also act like this
5 years ago
Can I get her number?
5 years ago
i had a jew chick throw a butcher knife at me because i said "What?"
5 years ago
which one urk?
5 years ago
I have family that acts like this. An uncle that got drunk and beat his wife, her granddaughters doing xannies and getting roofied and ODing, their cousins stealin people's shit and fighting and causing scenes. All of them are white, and poor and lack education
5 years ago
The doormat shitter.
5 years ago
Any one else notice the trend?
5 years ago
that was me :(
5 years ago
and I had a really good reason!
5 years ago
Jenbirdy shits on doormats, but I am the redneck.... go figure
5 years ago
@jb - you wanted to sub it on MS?
5 years ago
Drum, those are products of the problem, not the cause.

1) Inner city schools become babysitting services because more time has to be spent disciplining the kids instead of educating them. Why aren't these kids getting disciplined at home? Yet another major problem with the black community.
2) Resultant of lower class people committing crimes. That's a no-brainer.
3) Probably exacerbating the problem, sure. But I think the problem lies with the black community not having all their fathers go to jail in the first place.
4) I don't even fucking understand what that means.
5) Traditional bullshit answer. It's always everyone else's fault.
5 years ago
I was in college, the bitch was so lazy she would put her dog out on the third floor apartments and not take it out for a walk... it would shit on my doormat, everyday. I asked her nicely, at least 5 times... I finally got drunk one night and left her a surprise.. My friends died laughing.
5 years ago
Watch some Bill Cosby rants about the black community. I personally am much more along his line of thinking.
5 years ago
* possum sighs and watches some cyriak vids *
5 years ago
she retaliated by gathering every turd in a 5 mile radius left in the grass and placed them on my doormat in a pyramid...
5 years ago
You should shit in her mailbox.
5 years ago
Should have shocked her with Drums mythical 1 amp stun guns.
* DangerousDug chuckles *
5 years ago
this was 8 years ago.. I rubbed the shit all over her door and used her addidas to clean off my mat, the landlord sent an "unhappy" message...
5 years ago
To you? Or the crazy lady?
5 years ago
Wait...which one's the crazy lady again?
5 years ago
Both ;/
5 years ago
Fucking perfect interpost...
5 years ago
How many cats do you own?
5 years ago
3 :(
5 years ago
Oh look...cryass is awake.
5 years ago
what a bitch he is.
5 years ago
speaking of conscious - heya oster
5 years ago
jenybirdy has a hard on for cryass's clit.
5 years ago
Hey possum.
5 years ago
Jenbirdy wants me to drop a deuce on her, I'm telling you
5 years ago
then she can root beer pee all over you.
5 years ago
Im down to try some of that root beer piss
5 years ago
cant beat the taste of mollie.
5 years ago
Naw probably not , someone link the jenbirdy piss
5 years ago
no.
5 years ago
5 years ago
What the FUCK does socioeconomics have to do with having fucking manners? Jack shit. Fuck you and gtfo.
5 years ago
socioeconomic*
5 years ago
yes!! you shut that bitch up!!
5 years ago
too soon!
5 years ago
This is video makes me feel like an Avatar in Harlem.
5 years ago
This is video is not in Harlem.
5 years ago
My stomach hurts. I just finish eating some chicken and a baked potato.
5 years ago
damn - stop commenting on food!

* possum is on a diet *
5 years ago
i'm trying to lose that 2nd waist
5 years ago
drugs.
5 years ago
lol i interposted you
5 years ago
I have trouble gaining weight. I eat all the time.
5 years ago
no you didn't :/
5 years ago
Crohns, i'm thinking
5 years ago
that gives me agressions
5 years ago
*explosive gas
5 years ago
So this is how innocent little black kids get their nigger training. Bitch deserved it and then some.
5 years ago
It is were they learn to speak eubonics as well.
5 years ago
Where in the hell is this and what in the hell was going on? I didn't see any white people in that store. Wonder why?
5 years ago
cause you gay
5 years ago
Last year's DNC!
5 years ago
WAIT......Can she or can't she yell?
5 years ago
niggers really shouldnt have kids
5 years ago
how come im not seeing any decent white folk there
5 years ago
fuck this shit its taking way too long to load
5 years ago
the skinny mouthy bitch gets tazed.... to the chorus of her screaming children.

FIN
5 years ago
i wanted to watch it twice but it decided to reload it again
5 years ago
OMG!! THAT LITTLE BABY SAID "DATS WHY YOU GAY"!!!!
6 months ago
I loved this video
6 months ago
I wish Jenbirdie would come back.
6 months ago
Of course you do, old man creeper
6 months ago
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