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Bill Gates Pretty Much Shitting Himself.

"This is Bill Gates before Microsoft was declared an illegal monopoly in 1998. In this video Bill Gates is apparently being grilled by a tough government lawyer. This video was thought to be scrubbed off the Internet after 1998 by Microsoft -- so someone must be an insider to get this." I've seen crackheads that shake less.

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by yak

submitted March 13th 2006

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interesting.. this and trying to "scrub" something off the internet.
12 years ago
incredibly boring... who the fuck would want all 17 hours of this shit (besides the nerds)
12 years ago
That man can buy and sell people at will. He's kinda geeky/Parkinsons looking.

What do you DO with so much money? Seriously. You donate several million to charity, you're still left with several billion. For fun I'd go downtown and steal all the homeless peoples' shoes, then throw them on the telephone polls and laugh as they try to climb up and get them.

At the end of the day, I'd give them all a million dollars and let them bang some whores.
12 years ago
id hella buy adrianna lima's soul with all that money
12 years ago
It's funny that he is so nervous, but if you listen all the way to the end, what's so incriminating about this?

A focus group said they would use IE if it was integreated because there would be NO NEED to use A SEPARATE PROGRAM.

So Microsoft just makes it easier?

That's what is so wrong about this.

Also, if this is toward the end of the 17 hours, he was probably almost literally shitting himself.
12 years ago
Also please remember that he and his wife are the biggest contributors (as far as gross dollar amounts) to charity. One of the richest men in the world is also the biggest contributor. Yeah that Bill Gates is the DEVIL.
12 years ago
true, true...
12 years ago
............fap.
12 years ago
The thing that makes Billy boy evil is...he ACQURES technology and calls it "innovation". Look at the "about" section of any microsoft product, and you'll see how many companies "contributed" to MS software. You either "contribute" to the MS product, or MS buys you out. MS waves an obscene amount of money to get their way, and it stifles real innovation. Where is the competition on the store shelves?...it's virtually non-existent. It's kinda like going to any car lot and having 3 types of car to choose from, the same 3 on EVERY lot......(PC/MAC/Linux comparison) Linux and Mac have a minute fraction of the desktop spectrum. That is enough to cause concern.
12 years ago
you know why bill gates is evil? cause he has billions of dollars he will never spend and how many children are starving? how many people are dieing from various treatable diseases? how many homeless are there? the list goes on and on, its a simple fucking fact that you dont need that much money, he doesnt fucking need a private 4th of july firework show. but fuck no one listens, everyone has cum and money stuck in their ears.
12 years ago
There's more difference between those 3 operating systems than there are between all cars. cars all work the same way, the differences are just power and cosmetics. Now imagine if every type of car took a different kind of fuel, and you had to look around everywhere for the right type of gas station. That's sort of what it would be like without one standard system.

Just because there are only a few operating systems doesn't mean the market is being stifled - This is one area where people don't want to have a bunch of different choices, Like the gas example earlier. It would be like having to use different currency money at every store.

Just like the people who rag on walmart - if you like paying more for your shit and buying it at 20 different stores, go ahead. But don't make me do it.
12 years ago
You do realize that most of Bill Gate's wealth is tied up in Microsoft stocks, probably bonds, investments, retirement, etc. and I imagine he has less than 1% as liquid assets. I'm not sure I'd call him true and pure evil, but he is a mixed bag. He did come up with MS-DOS way back in 1981 or so, which was very similar to IBM DOS, and then when Windows came along, it was basically PCs answer to MAC, and became similar in many ways, but now that MAC uses Pentium chips rather than Motorola and Microsoft owns about 45% of Apple (or somewhere thereabouts) the similarities between Windows and Mac is a moot point anymore.....

I figure if he cashed out all of his millions of stocks from Microsoft, he would either make Microsoft go belly up or have to almost become another Enron. I don't know, would that be a good thing or a bad thing??
12 years ago
17 hours of this boring shit?<--LMAO, maybe they should've used this for torturing those irakis in Abu Grabmyballs or whatever its called...^^
12 years ago
lastnight,

the 'need' argument is tired. you could survive off of less money than you do, so you are a hypocrite unless you give everything you don't 'need' away to starving kids. Define 'need' anyways. You don't need a car, except maybe to get to work. And in that case, Bill gates needs a plan as much as you need a car. And there are people in other countries living off pennies a day who view you and you're 'wealth' just as you view bill gates: that you have a bunch of stuff you don't need. It's all relative. And as mentioned earlier, Bill gates has given more to charities than all of us here will even earn in our lifetimes combined. So he's insanely successful; don't punish him for it.
12 years ago
needs a 'plane' not plan
12 years ago
@lastnighttown

You're a fucking douche.Stfu.
First off, where the fuck do you get off telling how other people should spend THEIR god damn money?

Second, you ignorant fuck, Bill gates is one of the biggest contributers in the world to charity(unfurtunatly most of the money that is donated to whatever charity is squandered on other things)

Mabe you should get out of your teenage "agsty about the world phase/don't know shit about shit" phase, and then try posting something intelligent.

Oh, what the fuck have you done to make this world such a better place that lets you act all righteous?Please tell me, I hope I'm wrong about my assumption that you are a douche.

God, your such a bell end.
12 years ago
*and btw: that clip was probably the highlight of the 17 hours:-P
12 years ago
bill gates is pretty close to losing his title as richest man in the world because of all the billions he donates.
12 years ago
actually I dont think he is the richest man in the world.
10 years ago
@lastnightntown.

So. You think that "Bill the evil" one should be supporting all the poor and whatever? Well. Why dont you donate all your money to them you care so much? Or, are you just a paid dissenter like the rest of the drek that complaines about the rich?

Jesus. You know, i invented sliced bread. I FUCKING invented BREAD for CHRISSAKE!! I am a billionare! Now i have to fucking donate all my money because of retards like you!

LOL. Really, re-read what you have said you fucking fucktard. Where do people in this country get off in thinking the rich are supposed to take care of everyone elses problems?

Socialism is sooo on the brains of everyone it seems. Yay! Now everyone can be EQUAL!! Yah, equally miserable.

:P

12 years ago
if you know the story of this guy i can assure you that even in this video he is far but far from scared,he not just want t be the first,he want to crush the competition.You see how he move,its almost close to an autistic personn,he is in is world and he could not care lesss about anything why would he?Even if you dont like him ,its still take a genius to come where he did until now and we are in 2006 right now afther all these year he is not even close to fail.
12 years ago
lastnight, you are a retard. Bill Gates made his money on his own. The evil people are the asshole who have children knowing they dont have $$ to support them. He doesnt need to support idiots and people who get diseases. Its called survival of the fitest
12 years ago
He's nervous because like any rational person, when confronted by lawyers he is shit scared about saying the wrong thing because they will try and find a hole in what he says and pick at it until it becomes big enough to breach.

I believe Gates in fact bought "QDOS" from someone else for a pittance and fixed it up with (?) and called it MS-DOS in order to satisfy their arrangement with IBM, so it wasn't exactly all his own doing. I also believe Xerox came up with the GUI concept originally but they failed to patent it although I could be wrong with that last bit.

Honestly this anti-competitive/anti-trust issue starting with Microsoft just goes to show how un-competitive and "un-laissez faire", through intense the regulation of capitalism, the market is. I cannot honestly think of a country off the top of my head that is a true market economy and I probably wouldn't like to find one to that extent. If that's the way the people want the law to work, fine I have no qualms but no way can people run around and worship the non-existant free market.

And yes, I said "hole" hehe.
12 years ago
$50 billion, eh? Forget about Adrianna Lima's soul... I'd use that money to begin mass production of pink Cristina Agulara monsters.
12 years ago
Like he donates to charity because he is such a nice guy... He donates to charity so he can deduct it from his gargantuan tax return.
12 years ago
As a computer consultant, all I can say is thank god for Microsoft's monopoly. There's no way I could do my job if I had to know how to support six different operating systems. Of course, even if there were competing operating systems, the consumer wouldn't stand for that many different choices, and eventually one system would prevail. And yeah, I know all about Linux and Mac O/S...they're fine for 10% of the nerds and geeks out there. But for the majority of users, Microsoft is it. Deal with it.
12 years ago
I don't know about you guys, but I HAVE worked for Microsoft. People go around and talk shit about this guy because they wish they had his money. The truth is that each of the times when I had the chance to speak with him; he was really nice to me and not at all what I expected.

Before you criticize the man for his money, you should at least take a look at how much of it goes to charity.
12 years ago
that was gay. and you morons who say he should donate his fuckin millions, why dont you donate at least 5 $ a month?? So shut the fuck up and get cancer. like all the other cancered assholes from the EU-komission.
12 years ago
Money money money
12 years ago
Shut up about his money already! He earned his money. He started in his garage with nothing and now has something. ThatÂ’s what you get for working hard! All you little crying piss ants that wants some of his money.. Get a JOB and make your own Billion!
12 years ago
i like Microsoft. It gives me everything I need at a pace I am able to keep up with and I understand how it all works. My only gripe is their flight simulators could be much better. Good for Bill for giving the whole world the opportunity to access the whole world.
12 years ago
lastnightntown: To those starving children, they look at you and Bill Gates and see no difference wealth wise. You could easily help starving children. You don't need 50 billion dollars to do it. And by the way, that's exactly what Gates does with his billions of dollars.
12 years ago
long live the neo liberalism!!!

down with the social state!!!

everybody is his own creator!!!

turbo capitalism is sexy(as long as you don't get fucked from it up you aSS)

, YEAH...;-P
12 years ago
WHERE CAN I ORDER THE DVD'S?
12 years ago
@wonka
i dont believe he started in his garage, i was told that he was born into money (not as much as he has today of course) and he just learned the market and programming, but then again i could be wrong
12 years ago
you are wrong deadulas..
12 years ago
I hope somewhere in the 17 hours bill gates jerks off and jizzes all over the place.
12 years ago
uhg this bitch always erases my comments when i click add. bill gates and what seems like half of you have no humanity and are filled with greed and selfishness. people dont give 1/10th of what they could to help people. you dont need all the billions he has, well fuck we dont need any of the shit we have but yeah. i know bill gates gives to charity but he doesnt need 15 houses, 5 pools, 50 cars etc. 40000 kids are going to die today of starvation 8000 of preventable diseases etc. god just google this shit its right there. you know how many people are going to die before bill gates finnaly crokes and gives it all away? bill gates is evil and this is just the tip of the iceberg. im not saying he should give it all away, but fuck dude, fuck. this world is so cold. only the dead are smiling.
12 years ago
oh and i will fucking help people when i can, and save just enough money for cable, a computer, and plenty of alcohol.
12 years ago
Lastnightntown, do some research on the charity of Bill Gates and his wife. They give BILLIONS. Even with all the money they have they can't help the entire world. But they do help A LOT, more than anyone else. So yeah, he's ok with me.
12 years ago
again no human being needs a billion dollars when people are dieing
12 years ago
you obviously do not know a damn thing about the economic principles of capital investment or pricing.
10 years ago
Ah, if I had a billion dollars I wouldn't give it all away just like that, I'd generate more so I can give more each year. That's what he does. He can't help that his products make so much money, 'poor' guy. The more he makes the more he can give away. Respect :p
12 years ago
oh fuck, Im an european idiot, America has no "social state", lol
12 years ago
http://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/GlobalHealth/story?id=1286093


Weeeeell, I'm a European too but I think the USA has al ittle social estate, a very lil lil one.
12 years ago
Bill Gates should be the president of the WORLD.
*bows*
12 years ago
@lastnightintown. How old are you 15?

You said, "you dont need all the billions he has, well fuck we dont need any of the shit we have but yeah."

So what are you saying? Seems like you would be ok if everyone had exactly what you have. Which i guess is a computer (obviously) an internet connection and "plenty of alcohol." ???? WTF??? Well, i guess that means you are not 15. But you do know where to put your money, which is alcohol.

I noticed you forgot to mention some things though, such as the cockroaches that are your friends and the trailer park whore sitting on your half flea ridden couch that was torn apart by your flea ridden dog.

Hey, why dont you get your Kinney poor ass in gear and instead of buying the booze, invest at least half on a ROTH IRA or something. Your obviously so young I bet you would have a ton of money by the time you are 60. Then you wont complain about how your life sucks and that Bill Gates should be supporting your trailer park ass. The "people that are dieing" are the same as you. Spending all their money on booze and fun instead of what's important.

It's not bills fault that he has 15 houses, 5 pools and 50 cars. He has BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of dollars to spend. Shit. I would not be surprised if he owns his own country by now. If i had that much money i sure would. Well, at least an island. At least.

He donates more money than you will ever MAKE in your entire lifetime. So get over it.
"again no human being needs a billion dollars when people are dieing" Wow, i cant believe you are a product of our wonderful government school system. Idiot.
12 years ago
Poor guy.
12 years ago
Scrape my last comment ........ I correct ........

K-Billy for president, lol.

Just the 'The "people that are dieing" are the same as you. Spending all their money on booze and fun instead of what's important."

I don't agree, I don't think the millions of poor african children that starve, or their parents, have any money to spend on anything :D It's their governments and so called presidents that cause that, that and of course the weather outthere so dry it cracks your crack.

Having said that, you might be up to be a Vice-Presi aside Gates? :D
12 years ago
trueno ... what is your nationality? Some of you need to take 20 sec. to read your post before hitting submit. It almost gives me a headache trying to make sense of some of it.
12 years ago
It's not us, it's you :D
12 years ago
Wario is right, Bill Gates may technically be worth 50 billion dollars, but do you think he could actually call up his stock broker and say" Yeah I think I'm gonna dump all my stock today.." Not a chance, in fact last year he had to ask a year in advance to pull something like a few hundred million dollars out, just so the markets would know it wsa coming that far ahead and be able to cope with it. If Bill Gates wanted to pull out billions and billions of dollars to feed the poor, find the cure to aids and cancer and do all that other nice stuff we wish he could, not only would Microsofts stock plummet the entire world economy could collapse. Bill Gates is considered the second most powerful man in the world or this reason after Dubya, Dubya controls the worlds most powerful military but Gates could pull the plug on the entire world market and send us into a global depression.
12 years ago
**for this reason
12 years ago
poor guy.
NetScape got owned though.
i don't know which side to choose...the Microshit monopoly, or the $10 per month 28k browser.
12 years ago
i've made up my mind...i'd rather an oligopoly than a monopoly.
12 years ago
ugh fucking mucho sucko not adding my comments. why is everyone supporting greed? what school did you go to that promoted greed and death to the poor? if you guys are cool with shit you dont need, and all the rich out on their yachts while the people of the world are dieing of preventable causes than good for you, because i cant ignore it. you guys are spoiled and so are all the rich.

ggyounubs - hmm do i choose the right thing to do or the luxury, ugh you make me sick.
12 years ago
@soul. I agree with you on the African children. But I was talking about the american poor. Not africans. Africa has it's own special problems.

That aside. My first act as president (or hell vice pres) would be to put TiredGuy in a box and send him over to Iraq with a sign around his neck that said "Hey! Dont behead me! I'm on your side, remember? I hate bush too! I'm a freedom fighter too!"

@lastnightntown. Seriously. Perhaps if you werent going off a 14k white trash modem then your posts would go through faster. Dont spend that 20 bucks you had saved for wine tonight and upgrade.

Also. Why is it whenever someone suggests that you actually try to make the right decisions in life you are automattically supporting greed and wishing "death to the poor?" Can you explaine this?
12 years ago
@ lastnightntown you need to sell your computer.
It's a waste of money and the cash your parents spend on your internet access is as well.

Well there is a homeless dude down the street and he wants me to tell you that you need to send him the $5.00 you waste every month on your AOL and when you pawn the computer, you are to send him the $150 you get for it.

Until then, stop being a hypocrite.
12 years ago
I AM that homeless guy
12 years ago
@lastnightntown, where the fuck did you come from, elementry school? Gates is a nice man, he helps the best he can, sending tens to hundreds of millions of dollars to charity. Instead of posting here on you shitty connection, go out and help the world, atleast you sommunity, and fuck off.

"id hella buy adrianna lima's soul with all that money" WTF you hypocrite, you say one thing then another. "again no human being needs a billion dollars when people are dieing" Fucking two-faced bastard, go somewhere else that thinks Gates is an evil man, mindless drone.
12 years ago
How can yoo, basicaly, call Gates greedy?
I bet if you made millions you wouldn't say "no no I don't want my company to make profit, just give it all away, I'll keep $1000 a month for myself"
12 years ago
@lastnightntown, admit, you're jealous uh?

I AM!
12 years ago
Lets just post the 17 hours on here and see what happens. That cool with everyone?
12 years ago
as long as hes not a nigger, im cool with "the bill" shitting money for the rest of his days.
12 years ago
lol @ Butthole..etc.

I agree with fabreeze.
12 years ago
are you wieners seriously finding something to argue about because of this vid? If so, then let me add my two cents. You Pussies, who gives a fuck.
12 years ago
Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high,
and if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.
12 years ago
So, lastnight- if Bill Gates was poor people would no longer starve? People would stop dying from various diseases? Houses would suddenly pop up out of the ground???

At what point to I become evil? If I have 1 billion dollars? How about 100 million? What ifI have 1 million dollars and buy lunch for all the kids in the school down the street? Am I still evil?

What if I use the money to buy sharks with frickin lasers?

Like Turdgay, money is just a tool. It an be used for "good" or "bad" intent. A knife can cut someone's throat and kill them or be used to cut out a tumor to save a life. It isn't the money that makes anyone evil- it is the way in which the money is used.

So sayeth the Monkeyfuck
12 years ago
any money spent that rises above basic living while your brothers and your sisters are suffering and dieing of preventable causes is greed. if everyone in the world had a roof over their heads and food and water then it might be more prudant for people to look out more for themselves. its not just bill gates, its everyone and im guilty of it too but that doesnt make it any less true.

bryin, look up the definition of joke, you seem to be unfamiliar with the term.
12 years ago
Oh the "property is theft" argument, well in theory after the collapse of capitalism and the subsequent anarchy, you'll get your miniture tribal communism again.
12 years ago
property rights are not exclusive to governments and anarchy is not exclusive to socialism... as history should prove.
10 years ago
Someone is selling this on eBay. Has anyone seen this elsewhere?
12 years ago
yeah exactly this world is fucked up.
12 years ago
nerd alert
12 years ago
HAHAHA He's richer than all of us put together
12 years ago
^^^ understatement of the decade/century/millenium/infinity
12 years ago
no sultry. dont you see? I AM BILL GATES.
12 years ago
I agree with Kabbakick. Look at it this way...All you people who say he has 50 billion dollars so he should give 49 billion of it away are full of crap. So you're telling me if your checking account had 1000 dollars in it, you would just give 999 of it away? Same math, it is all money after all.
Percentage wise of his total assets, he STILL contributes a larger percentage and waaayyy more money than anyone else in the US and probably the world.
12 years ago
monopoly laws are bullshit. They chastise legitimate businesses for doing well, and bust hem apart for the benefit of their competitors.

What about the biggest monopoly of them all? GOVERNMENT!
10 years ago
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