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Movie Remakes

And why they suck.

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by Ogami89

submitted January 25th 2013

36 comments
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I really....really fucking hate everything about this asshat.
Sounds like someone took a Canadian and put some prison cock down his throat.
5 years ago
I would punch this guy in the face.

5 years ago
He's completely right though.
5 years ago
If its hard for someone to understand a movie with subtitles they must have never put the effort to pick up a book.
5 years ago
I meant the Buckley guy....
5 years ago
I like the remakes better. :/
5 years ago
Movies with subtitles suck.

No, it's not hard to read the subtitles, but you really miss out on so many visual details that enhance the movie, things that were meant to seen and not told, shit that was meant to be interpreted visually and not spelled out for you.

Fuck this guy.
5 years ago
its simply satire
but for all fairness it takes me less than 30 seconds to read a subtitles sentence and I'm still am able to see the action and get the dialouge
5 years ago
fuck remakes and western adaptations
5 years ago
30 seconds?
hooked on phonics didn't work for you did it?
5 years ago
Less, dumb ass
5 years ago
A movie shouldn't involve a fucking speed reading contest. It should be something that you take the time to soak in. Well, good movies anyway. And you can't do that properly with subtitles. End of story.
5 years ago
movie subtitles = "speed reading"
5 years ago
I never said its a speed reading contest its just how can a person have a hard time understanding a foreign movie with subtitles, you clearly can't manage even reading a pamphlet I wonder.
5 years ago
I was being sarcastic.....
5 years ago
hi zeke
5 years ago
1. There are plenty of action scenes with dialogue

2. It does take an increment of time to read wherein you miss quick shots or the part where the guy secretly pulls out his gun etc.

3. Speed reading subtitles means you miss out on subtext

and fucking C. I'm don't always want to read while watching a movie (it's not film unless you're watching 16mm), fucking sue me. I've watched and enjoyed many movies with subtitles.

/rant over
5 years ago
I hate all the cringe worthy remakes of foreign entertainment. Its almost as bad as Bollywood.
* Jones cant wait to see them butcher Akira *
5 years ago
is bono the narrator?
5 years ago
^This made me spit out my Coke. :(
5 years ago
compare the voices
5 years ago
Free Bono!!
5 years ago
made it to 00:26 and stopped giving a fuck
5 years ago
The point of remakes is money, that's all it's about, they don't even care if you like the movie because you retards feel obligated to go to see transformers 7 because you have seen the last 6.
5 years ago
Keep the sheeple coming back for more.
5 years ago
No shit.
5 years ago
shut up
5 years ago
^Attention whore
5 years ago
Whats funny is the arrow is pointing to your name.
5 years ago
ooooh!
5 years ago
but its pointing directly at you bro
5 years ago
i saw the first one in the theater because i used to be a huge tranformers fan as a kid... i havent seen any of the others
and after the movie i actually punched a subway worker in the mouth
5 years ago
I saw it with friends
it sucked
5 years ago
Its aboot time a Canuck told the yanks to take off, eh?
5 years ago
yeah Americans are stoopid
5 years ago
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