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Worlds Worst Girlfriend

What do you call a girl with two black eyes? A bad listener.

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by yak

submitted March 16th 2006

40 comments
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comments (40)
Pointless!
12 years ago
and they say never hit a woman....there is always a time and a place and that was both.
12 years ago
LOL what a dumb whore
12 years ago
god, i love all the ads. This place is looking more and more fucked up every day.
12 years ago
Q: How many times must a woman be beaten?

A: As many times as it takes.
12 years ago
Man the fuck up, you pussy. It's people like you that think women have the right to do this shit in the first place.
12 years ago
make women think*
12 years ago
That is SUCH a fucked up thing to do to a guy. I mean, if I was being attacked on the street or something I'd aim for the balls, but you can't hit your man in the sack for no reason!! Ugh, women make me sick.
12 years ago
I love the ads too. BTW, I think there's a little room on the upper left of the vid screen that's not filled up with porn ads, so get crackin' on that.
12 years ago
Evil slo-mo laughs are always the clincher. If he actually beds her, that's the perfect time for revenge. So many possibilities there...
12 years ago
Q:what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes

A:nothing you've already told her twice
12 years ago
it would be funny if she then said he haid a small wang or something...
12 years ago
They probably fucked and made up.
12 years ago
I would sqeez the life out of her tits for that
12 years ago
ozebruss wins
12 years ago
the bitch does deserved to be beat, throw her ass on the ground and step on her fuckin jaw. Women want to be "equals" might as well treat them as men.
12 years ago
If a girl did that to me I'd punch her in the ovaries until she can't have children just to make a point.
12 years ago
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you allready told her twice.

Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: A good listener
12 years ago
OOpps first one was a rip, sorry ozebruss!
12 years ago
over fifty thousand women are beat a year, thats fifty thousand dumb bitches who wont listen.
12 years ago
fuck her ass and chuck her out! No-one has the right to hit their bf or anyone in the bollocks, unless it's a convicted rapist or pedo. Then you can do it all you like! But I dont think that guy was either
12 years ago
^^ LMAO!!
12 years ago
dammit that LMAO was for Grim. quick draw there DC.
12 years ago
LOL @ Grim. Fuck, over 50K battered a year........... and to think I've been have'n
mine plain the whole time..........
12 years ago
Worlds worst EX-Girlfriend more like it. That's the OK to go and fuck her best friend ... OR sister.... OR her mom.
12 years ago
Was he japanese?
12 years ago
Worst thing is...looks like it isn't the first time she's done that.
12 years ago
Oh yeah, just switched to Mozilla Firefox and luvin it.
12 years ago
Mozilla is great it shits all over m explorer i swicthed 2 it but some sites dont suport it, opera is much faster but is a bit complicated if u dont understand not ur com languege
12 years ago
Mozilla > Opera

Hate the ads? Get Adblock.
12 years ago
Q: how do you make your girlfriend scream?

A: shag her up the arse when she's not expecting it.



Q: how do you make her scream twice?

A: same as above, but then wipe your dick on her curtains
12 years ago
Now, where's the part where he gets up and slaps her repeatedly across the face and throws her on the floor?
12 years ago
id wait and do what toastie said. thats awesome.


12 years ago
Damn, what a bitch. How can she do that and laugh? I'm a female and even I cringed and crossed my legs when I watched that.
12 years ago
alright this one isnt about beating women but i just gotta show up toatsie.

Q:How do you make a 5 year old rape victim cry more.

A:Wipe your bloody cock on her teddy bear.

i hear alot of these in the military.
12 years ago
on that topic

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?

A: A rape victim
12 years ago
You guys are ill. Funny, but ill.
12 years ago
i would never do that to my man, i was punched in the tit once at school as prank from my mate and it fuckin hurt, and there aint as many nerve endings in my tit than there is in a set of balls ouch, poor guy. but GRIM ur a sick fuck and need in of putting down for our sake and your own. GRIM is good of choice of name, i can only asume ur as ugly as ur name suggests, as i'm as stoned as mines does lol but i still wouldnt punch u in the balls man, id just tell all your mates u had a small dick covered in smeg lol
12 years ago
what do you tell a girl with two black eyes nothing you already told her ass twice hahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
12 years ago