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Banned Nokia Commercial

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This one didn't make it to the air due to other cell phone providers complaining about unfair advertising practices. 18+

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by yak

submitted March 16th 2006

42 comments
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comments (42)
See? I TOLD you the phone companies were screwing us.
12 years ago
Niiiiice.
12 years ago
I swear that this was one of the few times that my mouth literally dropped open. I was speechless, and I wanted to look away, but I just couldn't...

Amazing
12 years ago
Phone should have been ringing followed by
Ho: Hello?
Phone:*blah blah blah*
Ho: Hi daddy, I was just doing some home work.......
12 years ago
woah, she had that in there sideways, should try it again on vibrate mode..

Does this qualify as phone sex?
12 years ago
so far it's omgNO......
12 years ago
Hmm i wonder if it gets good reception
*can u hear me now?*
12 years ago
i picked this name because that was one of the first things i ever said out loud when watching a video here. it was the first asian girls pooping / eating shit video on here that got me. "oh my god, NO!!"
12 years ago
now thats TALENT!!!
12 years ago
I bet there's a fetish for those old brick-sized phones now.
12 years ago
She has skillz
12 years ago
wow is that what amyl nitrite does to the muscles
12 years ago
rofl. i take that call.
12 years ago
Nokia connecting people.......
12 years ago
Meat curtains................. by the looks of her ass hole I was sure she was going
to shit out one of those PDA phones too..................
12 years ago
I wonder what the tech support guy would do when she had to explain to him how the phone stopped working.

Techie: What were you doing when the phone stopped working correctly?
Loose bitch: Masturbating with the phone in my pussy on vibrate mode.....
Techie: Yeeeaahhh, I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty but let me check with my boss to make sure.

That would definetely be a call that the recording of would come in handy.
12 years ago
I bet she could text somebody while doing that...she looked talented..and loose.
12 years ago
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12 years ago
So that's what happens when they dont receive text msges. Eww
12 years ago
ok fuckers... listen up. this totally pwned anything that I have ever done in my life. That is all.
12 years ago
That is one dirty looking slut-bitch. Look at her asshole it looks like it was gang-fucked by some whales. She could probably shit a TV out of that.
12 years ago
Where is the rest of the "Can you hear me now" guy?

*muffled* for the love of god Can you here me now?!!

12 years ago
Siemens are changing their name to Semens.
12 years ago
tired guy, WTF was that?
12 years ago
TiredGuy just smacked his keyboard up his ass.
12 years ago
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12 years ago
So THAT's where cell phones come from.
12 years ago
I bet she's glad that cell phones have gotten smaller over the years. Imagine her doing that with one of those late 80's cellular phones!
12 years ago
ok....Chocowayba wins
12 years ago
No Lamaze necessary! Congratulations, your the proud mother of a Nokia! No need to cut the cord! What did she f*ck to get pregnant with that, an old rotary dial???!!
12 years ago
Turd- those are two of the most brilliant posts you have submitted.
12 years ago
I'd hit -it
12 years ago
tiredguy, i just dont get it. its not funny. you suck.
12 years ago
For some reason. It makes me wanna go take a shit.
12 years ago
Lol... if you play it backwards, it looks like the twat is sucking the phone in.
12 years ago
LOL...i think maybe idriva240sx
12 years ago
I think her boyfriend was on the phone while they were having sex - I wonder if he'll ever get out or if she'll push the phone back in for him if he wants to make a call
12 years ago
this must be a fetish thing.. there is another video on the site with a girl squeezing out a Nokia phone... I remember cause it was the exact same as my old phone.
12 years ago
So thaaaaaats where i left my phone!
12 years ago
^^ RIP noobs
2 years ago
Alas, poor K-billy
2 years ago
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