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Bad Advice Alcohol

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by Ogami89

submitted January 24th 2013

319 comments
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omg the very first one made me literally lol and all i thought of was zeke.. if that were a sambuca bottle it would have been perfect

5 years ago
sometimes I get good advice from yager
5 years ago
wtf is yager?
5 years ago
A substitute for worcestershire sauce.
5 years ago
jager or whatever
5 years ago
jager makes you misspell things apparently
5 years ago
Whiskey dick :/
5 years ago
Jægermester, liqueur filled with dozens of herbs and spice and shit.
5 years ago
I know what it is :/
but thanks barret
5 years ago
oooh the fancy text.
5 years ago
* Barret æøå's *
5 years ago
omg impressive
5 years ago
* Barret senses he should hastily return to the back of the special class with Jrob and Conky now. *
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
pffft. You three are at the front and center of the special class in my eyes.
5 years ago
<3
5 years ago
Thanks, id share my lunch with you but i ate it all on the bus this morning.
5 years ago
I have skittles in my pocket.
Want some?
5 years ago
Oooh prettyyyy
5 years ago
kinda melty
5 years ago
Have you guys seen my baseball?
5 years ago
Have any of you ever tried jagerschnitzel?
5 years ago
Is that a real thing?
5 years ago
oh I like that
5 years ago
Actually, yeah, it is Claude.
5 years ago
its delicious
5 years ago
We have an Italian/German restaurant here that delivers. Great schnitzel.
5 years ago
Jagerschnitzel is pretty easy to make. Simple ingredients, for the most part.
5 years ago
Actually, I'm not big on mushrooms. I usually get the zigeunerschnitzel.
5 years ago
skittles.
5 years ago
ohhhh shit.
5 years ago
Booyah.
5 years ago
bullshit its not a repost
I don't see budweizer
5 years ago
why do the cheap-ass broke loser bitches even try putting up links now?
5 years ago
but the fact that u didnt even check....AGAIN.
5 years ago
just think, $5 could turn that all around for you.
5 years ago
oh tr, u can tell that u r seriously butt hurt over something. how many times have u linked a repost when given the chance? ty now add me to ur murder list.
5 years ago
yeah, that's literally not what i meant.
5 years ago
yeaaa but thats what i was doing. so again u fail at trying to pwn me.
5 years ago
you are literally missing the entire point of the comment.
5 years ago
but $5 could literally turn that all around for you.
5 years ago
god, shut up.
5 years ago
wait
5 years ago
it would have been literally so much better if we didn't have to click on a link to see if this was a repost or not.
5 years ago
kind of how we can literally see every stupid gif that gets put up by every jackass with $5
5 years ago
<lifetime and my first .gif post. you should feel honoured.
5 years ago
ohhhhh shit she threw the canadian honored out there hahaha
5 years ago
aaaaaaaaaand, she threw out a gif that we can literally see without going to another page.
5 years ago
so? I wanted it to be here. Why dont you take it up with yak?
5 years ago
you both are literally missing the whole point of these replies
5 years ago
you're obnoxious.
5 years ago
literally.
5 years ago
^ brutally honest
5 years ago
I'd call tr a cunt

But cunt's are useful
5 years ago
snaps...
5 years ago
She's a nice lady!
5 years ago
how about you call me $500 richer, welcher?
5 years ago
of course, you could still keep making jokes and hoping that everyone forgets about the welching.
5 years ago
no evidence
5 years ago
'everyone'
5 years ago
Proof first, money later maybe.
5 years ago
seriously TR - i would back you on this one if you could provide some documentation
5 years ago
It doesn't even need notarization.
5 years ago
nope - just some facts and a face pic
5 years ago
let's explore this...what exactly would be "documentation"?

my full name?

my ssn?

where i went to high school?

that's what was redacted
5 years ago
much like solving a rubik's cube, i didn't use my face for the sat, either.
5 years ago
i had a nice shop going untill you ruined it by getting your pic removed
5 years ago
owh boy - i told him we already got one!
5 years ago
The rubix cube was a fake too though.
5 years ago
silly english knigget
5 years ago
hooooooooooooooold on..."i" got it removed?

is that what happened?

i'm pretty sure it isn't.
5 years ago
if it were up to me, anyone could put up any pic of any user at any time...but it isn't up to me.
5 years ago
self pic holding a legible Mensa thingy or GTFO
5 years ago
it's so simple
5 years ago
Fetchez la vache
5 years ago
Its so easy, even a mensa patient could figure it out.
5 years ago
well usually the only reason something ets removed is if someone cries aboot it
5 years ago
do i have your express written consent to shop your photo?
5 years ago
fetch the vacuum?

* possum and jones both scamper *
5 years ago
if he subs it himself sure... if not then i just ban you faggots like i almost banned dik for posting the picture
5 years ago
* jrob2020 skuttles *
5 years ago
* possum double-time scampers *
5 years ago
* Jones stays *
5 years ago
for the record tr never asked anything to do with taking it down or him even mentioning it *AT ALL*
i saw it.. deleted it because i know thats not dik and then yelled at dik
5 years ago
no, it's too perilous
5 years ago
repost it tr,i mean we've all seen it
5 years ago
now.. did tr ask dik to post it knowing that dik would get into trouble?
likely
was dik stupid for falling for that if that was the case? yes
5 years ago
poss, let me go back in there and face the peril.
5 years ago
you wouldnt last 5 fucking minutes in there mako
5 years ago
I bet you're gay.
5 years ago
* yak wooshes *

5 years ago
actually, i put it up as my avatar...i had to do it twice before richard took the bait.
5 years ago
And thank you very fucking much for ruining our holy grail moment, yak. Why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?
5 years ago
I didn't know dik was so.. Dush.
5 years ago
I'm of the opinion that dik is quite a bit more controlled, so to speak.
5 years ago
i thought avy's were fair game....
* jrob2020 deletes possums mommy pic *
5 years ago
uh.. back when mucho chat was irc... people like jasper and adams42 would come into the channel... with different aliases... talk to dik and dik would think it were those people
or they would talk to dik as their normal aliases... and change them mid conversation and dik would think that it was the other people :(
he had so many tals with 'hockeybritt' that way ;/
5 years ago
talks ;/
5 years ago
that was back when you nonchatfags claimed that noone would comment on mucho anymore because of chat... and now complain when people use the comments to chat ;/
5 years ago
Chatting isn't the same as commenting, so in a sense we were right.
5 years ago
i dont care aboot the mommy pic - just please dont post any jewchick avy pic or i wonr ever get sex with her again
5 years ago
if you dont think this is the same thing from chatting you are doing it wrong
5 years ago
Was that the wrinkled redhead or the big headed one poss?
5 years ago
how is this any diferent from chat?
5 years ago
she may even look up a lawyer and a notary public
5 years ago
the only difference right now is that chat doesnt have fractured communications (because of the different posts people can be commenting on right now) and it updates without you needing to refresh
5 years ago
i like fractured
5 years ago
it has its pros and cons... im actually at the start of possibly creating a new medium of comments/chats.. to ideally.. maybe take over what it means to comment and to chat
merging them in a way
with some other things
5 years ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5 years ago
im excited yet frightened by that
5 years ago
* possum sobs *
5 years ago
Well thats what I call shitting the bed.
5 years ago
I like that idea, yak.
5 years ago
oh.. it wont be for quite awhile.... but how comments are (to me) are really just a non realtime archived chat... nearly
5 years ago
"please, let me me have, this?"
5 years ago
its kind of why ive been adding in more 'multimedia' features into the comments... to test some ideas i have in a slightly ghettoish way for what ive been thinking....
5 years ago
like the chat isn't archived
5 years ago
mako, the second you have internet mucho might take you seriously.
5 years ago
Wtf Jones? I dunno why you're comparing me to dik in this, but I've never posted someone else's pic tyvm.
5 years ago
Weren't you the idiot who took Bono's bait and got banned twice?
5 years ago
Yeah but that was for signing into another account that yak said he would ban if someone commented on.

Or something clusterfucked like that.
5 years ago
Bono gave out his password in chat, and told people to use it to troll.

I signed in to say something as if Bono were talking shit about himself.

I forgot when a ban is implemented it associates itself with the login user's IP address, and bans that address. So that's how my handle got banned. But yak fixed it.

* DushanMandik shrugs *
5 years ago
If avatars aren't fair game, then zeke gets banned for the muchoboy post. http://muchosucko.com/94071/Miss-March
5 years ago
OH SNAP!
5 years ago
Is that body paint?
5 years ago
*signs a Ban Zeke petition in the interest of fairness*
5 years ago
I really didnt want that picture to actually show up :)
5 years ago
Like you didn't take that pic and make it your avatar specifically for that reason
5 years ago
what?!
5 years ago
spin it how you want......
5 years ago
rumplezekeskin.
5 years ago
Almost snotted on the "Mastering the search bar. By Squidley" bit.
5 years ago
zeke has his moments
5 years ago
The Vodka comments are wrong, all Vodka comments of this nature should be female.. As they usually are..
5 years ago
where's the one about "everybody thinks you should sub another music vid ASAP" ?
5 years ago
*crickets*

:(
5 years ago
yeah crickets is a good song
5 years ago
dat hair :(
5 years ago
it was perfect
5 years ago
look its birdo in the new super mario brothers 2 live action movie
5 years ago
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
5 years ago
jrob wins
5 years ago
His hair was rather luxurious.
5 years ago
DSL
5 years ago
mako change your stupid fucking avatar
5 years ago
No
5 years ago
its stupid
5 years ago
Force a 49s avatar on him.
5 years ago
pink unicorn
5 years ago
So is yours, but you don't hear me whining, yak.Care for some cheese?
5 years ago
forgive me if im late but has the super bowl just passed?
5 years ago
(10:06:05 PM) Ogami89: screams jrob's name
5 years ago
Yeah, didn't you hear?
Dik shouts out your name when he fucks up stan
5 years ago
u dont even kno who stan is so stfu.
5 years ago
but you admit you said that right?
5 years ago
dudes - go fap on tiny okey?
5 years ago
only if you come
5 years ago
i'll loan you my lips
5 years ago
youre no barret
5 years ago
Pot heads don't do stupid shit like drinkers do. We just laugh at the things you Alcoholics do.
5 years ago
*fall asleep whilst eating cheetos
5 years ago
honestly,why alcohol is legal and weed isnt i have no idea
5 years ago
^has to pee on demand for a while yet
5 years ago
actually its kinda weird here,ive been on probation for almost two months now have seen my proby offiver once,he came to my house for like 1 minute then left
5 years ago
Not gonna lie i have done four of those things before. Hit up the ex girlfriend, drunk text and call someone, pissed on the floor, and pulled my pants down in front of these chicks on the beach. Well that last one i don't remember doing but my friends said i did.
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/1T8xN
5 years ago
I once peed my pants voluntarily so I wouldn't lose my spot in the front row at a concert.
5 years ago
fess up - it was Enya, wasnt it?
5 years ago
*Jonas Brothers
5 years ago
You're nothing if not commited, Jones.
5 years ago
we call it voluntarily challenged on MS these days
5 years ago
(zeke complained)
5 years ago
You're nothing if not a houndog.
5 years ago
Figures, poss.
5 years ago
All things considered, I'm surprised the lead singer still shook my paw.
5 years ago
Aww, dats a good boy!
5 years ago
lead singers are almost exclusively gay
5 years ago
I guess thats why they get along with the bass players so well.
5 years ago
hey - i was originally a piano player

erm...
5 years ago
On my birthday I was binge drinking, I drank 10 IPAs 8 shots of jager, some shots of jack all I can remember is punching the ground thinking im fighting with a gnome, its been 2 years since that happened
5 years ago
^lame
5 years ago
as to the face pic with the mensa thingy for possum, that will probably happen when i start getting that expensive magazine; however, we were subjected to seeing my sat scores because of a bet gimmieafreshie made with me, of his own volition. furthermore, he set the amount and the criteria (which i met).
5 years ago
* possum subs a mommy pic *
5 years ago
furthermore, once we get the shirts, let's see some outrageous pics of users doing things more impressive than holding up a sign and looking stupid.
5 years ago
furthermore, once we get the shirts, let's see some outrageous pics of users doing things more impressive than holding up a sign and looking stupid.
5 years ago
how retro
5 years ago
furthermore

self pic holding a legible Mensa thingy or GTFO
5 years ago
(tr builds a large wooden badger)
5 years ago
more like sends off those notarized papers with payment
5 years ago
i like it when i feel i have given tr something to do
5 years ago
this has only been going on for years now...upon reflection, it was originally zeke disputing my eligibility for mensa, so keep that in mind...everyone who thinks it is impossible that i could be in mensa is basically backing zeke.
5 years ago
i'm in
5 years ago
Then again, so can Drumrave.
5 years ago
there's no evidence of that, jones
5 years ago
Neither is there that you can.
5 years ago
I can see TR now re-embedding his mensa card in threads over and over and over and over and over and over
5 years ago
That damn welsher.
5 years ago
Only 1 good thing ever came out of Wales: CZJ
5 years ago
i only reply to tr comments to get him to hafta do research
5 years ago
well....and Corgis!
5 years ago
Mae'n dda gen i gwrdd â ti
5 years ago
I never said it was impossible. However, first you said you had a mensa card and would gladly show it, then you said it was expired, then you couldn't find the expired card, then you said you never had a card because you didn't want to pay for it. I mean, considering you used a youtube link to "prove" you knew ancient aramaic, it seems a tad bit fishy does it not?
5 years ago
as if i ever do research that i wasn't going to do for my own edification anyway
5 years ago
Furthermore tr, where are these "hot babes" you promised us?
5 years ago
*masturbation
5 years ago
you idiots run them all off...and it is mostly you, zeke
5 years ago
i do that, too, possum
5 years ago
my work here is done
5 years ago
now, as to that wall of text from xzinjas, let's hit it point by point
5 years ago
the youtube link was teaching you how to speak aramaic, you fucking idiot, so there you go...if you'd watched it, you'd be able to speak it, too.
5 years ago
Well, I can't take all the credit
* xzekiel blushes *

in fairness jrob ran off the only ONE that you did bring around here
5 years ago
yeah, she was the only one, sure
5 years ago
why would i want to speak aramaic again?
5 years ago
furthermore, since my personal studies in aramaic had to do with reading portions of the bible in the original, what would pronunciation have to do with that?
5 years ago
tr, it's an ancient dead language. You can't watch a fucking youtube video and claim to know it.
5 years ago
"I just watched Amelie. Bonjour mon frere"
5 years ago
did you watch the video?
5 years ago
and did i claim that the video was my only knowledge of aramaic?
5 years ago
* possum can speak minnesotan *
5 years ago
Yah?
5 years ago
isn't hoople head sweedish?
5 years ago
possum do you not watch horror movies? pretty much if you want to summon a demon you need to know aramaic
5 years ago
tr has anyone ever told you you look like the love child of Rocky Dennis and Piggie from Lord of the Flies?
Just out of curiosity. I just can't get over it. It's like a perfect match for one of those 'if they mated' composites.
5 years ago
i am currently reading the Complete HP Lovecraft yak - and it's boring as hell for the most part
5 years ago
so, let me get this straight, grade-schooler...you bring up a bunch of shit that you're now watching me unravel point by point, so you start talking about appearance...bottom-line, if i looked like j. motherfucking merrick i could still fuck 10 bitches for everyone you fell in love with who rejected you.
5 years ago
classic horror can be 'boring' sometimes i guess
5 years ago
so disappointing
5 years ago
No that was an aside.
Sorry, off topic.
5 years ago
I only speak two languages. English and bad English.
5 years ago
he has good ideas, but cant write worth a shit
5 years ago
keep dodging, zeke....maybe you could become a dodgeball champ
5 years ago
* possum has a zen moment now *
5 years ago
to be fair his english is ... well.. they dont speak like that anymore :P

5 years ago
Remember: Dodge, Duck, Dive, and Dodge
5 years ago
what am I dodging? The only thing I said was that you're a dirty liar, and I wouldn't have said it had I not seen my name coming from your grubby sausage fingers.
5 years ago
@yak - maybe in Rhode Island
5 years ago
those are some mighty pwns, zeke...for a little girl in grade-school, that is...
5 years ago
maybe you guys should take this shit to chat where real men fight
5 years ago
I know a fat chick that lives in Rhode Island that wants to have sex with me.
5 years ago
yeah, zeke, you fucking pussy.

and why don't you show us where you called me a dirty liar, huh?

looks more like you just cried that you were too ignorant to follow what i was saying before...
5 years ago
strap a board to your ass...
5 years ago
so that you don't fall in.
5 years ago
* possum goes to chat now *
5 years ago
jesuschristwhatthefuck....every comment I make tonight gets inter posted by a 5-second older comment
5 years ago
that's a good thing cat
5 years ago
Just messin' with ya, cat.
5 years ago
Every time i get on cam with her she is eating. No lie. The other day she ate five rice krispie treats, two bags of chips and had a diet soda. Then complain after all that about being hungry again.
5 years ago
Hold on tr, I'm working on something.
I think you'll like it.
5 years ago
when akai used to cam she was ALWAYS eating
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz holds tape measure across TD's ass *
5 years ago
@TD - Heather?
5 years ago
Knows all about the new snacks comin' out, even the bootleg ones?
5 years ago
Ya, you're gonna probably need about 48 inches...
5 years ago
Is she White or a Sistah
5 years ago
white
5 years ago
Heather is probably in a coma, poss. I looked at her earlier comments and I think she was on 24 hours straight
5 years ago
Yo, you know what they say: the blacker the dude, the fatter the white chick.
5 years ago
White...okay...48's probably good...but I want you to be careful in there
5 years ago
You're gonna need a bigger board.
5 years ago
Im not that black :/ but she is that fat.
5 years ago
Once you go Black, you never go to the bathroom right.
5 years ago
And i am not hitting that. A friend try to hook us up. Because i am going back east in a couple months.
5 years ago
@TD best comment of the day
5 years ago
back east where...
5 years ago
Friends don't let friends bang fat chicks.
5 years ago
Connecticut for my best friends wedding.
5 years ago
fat chicks and mopeds...both fun to ride, etc
5 years ago
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49756226/LoveChild%3F.jpg
It's uncanny, isn't it?
5 years ago
not really
tho i have been getting compliments on snaikiel
5 years ago
how's it make you feel that i get laid more than you, zeke?
5 years ago
furthermore, you pretty much pwned yourself by "working" on that for more than 10 seconds...because there was no work at all done to that.
5 years ago
If tr complains to the point of that being taken down I want all of the shopped pics of me taken down that I didn't permit. Fair enough?
5 years ago
why would i complain that you put up a pic of some guy dik used to work with and said was me?
5 years ago
It was all about the negative space
5 years ago
So I can post it then?
coolthnx
5 years ago
besides, didn't we already settle that this was my actual pic?

http://muchosucko.com/99838/Proof-that-no-real-woman-has-any-interest-in-Jrob2020
5 years ago
and, as i already said, if it was up to me, we could put up any unauthorized image of any user at any time.
5 years ago
* possum giggles when TR dances *
5 years ago
i do have monster tits
5 years ago
and some dsl
5 years ago
and a middle finger made for prostate stroking
5 years ago
now do a barrell roll !
5 years ago
whenever i see that picture all i can think of is 'quadriplegic' :(
5 years ago
samesies.

and I never eat on cam.... drink, another story.
5 years ago
i dont think ive ever seen you drink on cam...
5 years ago
lol you guys want proof yaks a liar?
5 years ago
tr_ you have ruined mucho for me. I was the one to bring in B-hole tuesday and now all is see is pathetic scrambles.
5 years ago
oster is a foevernoob i guess
5 years ago
dude - MS was ruined long before you could legally drive
5 years ago
newsflash: non-pro users have no opinions anyone is bound to respect.
5 years ago
Two little mice, fell in a bucket of cream..
5 years ago
that tr sub (rip) wouldve actually improved my image of Billy
5 years ago
i mean, it was gross and stuff, but still better than my imagination
5 years ago
i nearly just shit myself...
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Never trust a fart.
5 years ago
* possum grape drank burps *
5 years ago
:::BREAKING NEWS:::

Sharks win 4-1 with Patrick Marleau scoring 2 goals for the 3rd game in a row to bring the Sharks to 3-0 so far this season





On an unrelated note:

Tr is still a faggot. Possibly a sex offender.
5 years ago
So fucking bllllllllllllllllllowwwwwwwwww me.
5 years ago
*waits for tr to show up like my puppet*
5 years ago
5-3* w/e I got excited

Fuck the world. *lights random objjects on fire now*
5 years ago
ho's drinking tonight?

lets go drinking
5 years ago
who wouldn't show up to collect $500 from a sucker...or to mock a welcher?
5 years ago
are the sharks an NBA team?
5 years ago
basball
5 years ago
soccer
5 years ago
or am i just Wondering Aloud?
5 years ago
Hey tr

actually i got nothin to say to you except for proof or stfu you taiwanese ladyboy
5 years ago
u missed tr's face 30 mins ago lol
5 years ago
Nobody ever misses tr's face.

Fact.
5 years ago
Everyone misses payments from gimpy.

Fact.

Because he's a welcher.

Fact.
5 years ago
*yawns*
5 years ago
Freshie liking all his own comments....what a loser.
5 years ago
Faggot attention whoooore.
5 years ago
recover password