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muchoers gone wild

by fluffernutter

submitted January 20th 2013

208 comments
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It's blurry.
5 years ago
Look closelier...
5 years ago
sign?
5 years ago
Also... must not be doing a very good job of it, if you're muchoing at the same time.
5 years ago
Not to mention the fact he's licking his own hand and not her vag...wtf?!?!?
5 years ago
prolly cuz its so stinky
5 years ago
bong! tell ya girl to call me.

for real.
5 years ago
I didn't say he was going down on me.
5 years ago
Well if he's not, then what the fuck is he doing down there?
5 years ago
So what?...he's a doctor?
5 years ago
Or did he lose something in there?
5 years ago
Being curious, like I have already said Mr Alzheimer's.
5 years ago
@freshie
why?
5 years ago
So he's just sniffing around and not sampling ?
5 years ago
fluffer doesn't like guys going down on her
5 years ago
Nevermind why.

That's between me n her.
5 years ago
She mentioned you were nosey but I didn't believe her until now.
5 years ago
He trying to get laid.
5 years ago
He's done that already. Squat, I've changed over the last 6 months.
5 years ago
you can have her when i'm donewith her
5 years ago
and not a moment sooner, you chud
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
* smerf fucking gives up on his lack of ability to translate his thoughts to words *
5 years ago
fucking cock shit fuck cunt tits!
5 years ago
Is that the tourettes kicking in?
5 years ago
No. It's called getting frustrated with your own inability to translate your thoughts into words that will get the correct point across.
5 years ago
You enjoy that. I wanna give the fella a surprise blow job while he's on his phone.
5 years ago
You do that. Make sure it's a family member on the other end.
5 years ago
He was fucking me before while I was on the phone to one of my staff.
5 years ago
Meh.
5 years ago
now you're just being a tease. No one likes a tease.
5 years ago
Hi fluff. Show armpit drenched with cum with sign
5 years ago
He should have his face burried in it, not pushing it away in disgust.
5 years ago
I can't blame him though.
5 years ago
That hand is hiding a dick for sure.
5 years ago
yup
5 years ago
no sign,
doesn't count
5 years ago
Ugh yak ! Give us the power to fucking delete these post with no fucking sign god damnit !
5 years ago
Give us the power to delete users too.
5 years ago
Yea id delete your ass in a second , I'd even take your Internet away
5 years ago
I'd take your green card away.
5 years ago
Lol , nice one pussy .
5 years ago
Didn't even need to get Alana in here in a bra to get Fluffer naked.

Shocked.
5 years ago
Hi Akai!
5 years ago
Hi fresh... i guess
5 years ago
crikey....bloody fake...no bloody sign
5 years ago
No...seriously, dik...she was laying down, holding her laptop with one hand and a camera in the other...
5 years ago
i thought i ran this digereewhore off
5 years ago
my run off skillz are fading claude!!!!!
5 years ago
im michael jordon playing for the wizaeds
5 years ago
Well...who can blame her for coming back to brag about free video games.
5 years ago
hahaha
crikey
5 years ago
There's this fan dangled new technology we call phones. You may be too senile to understand it's advanced features, but it can do amazing things-like access the Internet!
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
Right...so its....6pm? You're laying down getting eaten out...you pause to log onto Mucho to share...then return to prone to take a fucking blurry picture.
5 years ago
youre lying...also tell that bestiality freak that got near your genitals to clean up his face before he gets a rash
5 years ago
he needs to go walkabout with a double dose of antibiotics...reevaluate
5 years ago
*runabout
5 years ago
*away
5 years ago
hehe
5 years ago
He wasn't going down on me. Can you read at all?
5 years ago
It.... wafts.
5 years ago
Someone's jealous.
5 years ago
I can read bullshit 16 time zones away Ms Manager of a staff.
5 years ago
I'm 8,000 miles away. I really don't care.
5 years ago
more like 9500 but who's counting
5 years ago
Eh, I don't know what city she's in. I looked online and it said a little over 8000 miles from Seattle to Melbourne.
5 years ago
"Digereedoo...the Australian tampon.....for when its a bloody mess mate"
5 years ago
* smerf thinks it's been far too long since he last went down on a girl *
5 years ago
Got laid*
5 years ago
Oh, that too, but that's been more recent.
5 years ago
don't even ask how long it's been since I last got a blowjob
5 years ago
Immediately following your karaoke rap right?...........
5 years ago
dont hate
5 years ago
I believe I said it earlier: fuck you freshie.



Also, gaaaaaay
5 years ago
I have not encountered a single girl who would let me go down on her, for real. Must just be the Danish in general smerf.
5 years ago
You lie.
5 years ago
You have to be polite...something like: ..."eat yer box, ma'm?"
5 years ago
Hey, I'm part Danish and every girl I've ever had sex with has enjoyed me going down on them.
5 years ago
I mean, shit... Tongue has to be good for something, right?
5 years ago
How exactly is a feeble woman stopping you from eating her pussy? If you're fucking her anyway, you dont let her whining stop you.
5 years ago
Give her a slap, and tell her she'd better fucking like it too
5 years ago
Well, I always ask politely if they'd like a good licking, but they all say they don't like it, so I am pretty much a tongue virgin.
5 years ago
Not that I'm complaining though.
5 years ago
I dont trust any woman who says they don't like it. beware.
5 years ago
Damn, w-d. Damn.

Jones, really? You don't want to go down on a chick?
5 years ago
I suppose I'd like to try it at some point, but as long as they like a good dicking, I'm quite content.
5 years ago
Fair enough
5 years ago
You ain't lived til you've worn a woman's thighs like a pair of earmuffs, jones.
5 years ago
Amen, freshie.
5 years ago
Fair enough
5 years ago
...fair enough.
5 years ago
Jones, I think heather is disappointed in you.
5 years ago
All I know is it's cold again tonight and I don't have any earmuffs.



.......
5 years ago
He can't help it if the girls don't want it. I guess they're vagina shy
5 years ago
Good, freshie
5 years ago
Well hey, I'm just trying to be a dabber gent who doesn't try to pressure a girl into something she doesn't want to do.
5 years ago
Did you just rapecomma me you motherfucker?
5 years ago
Rapecomma 101
5 years ago
No means Yes, jones.

Women are batshit and always have things backwards.
5 years ago
As long as the dog gets to bury his bone...
5 years ago
Actually, I stand corrected. I did have one one-night stand who said she loves getting gone down on when I moved down there, but she wouldn't let me as she had just met me.
5 years ago
*gives jones a friendly sympathy hug*

You didn't flail because of it, did you?
5 years ago
Yet she'd have a one-night stand with you.

Eh, no condoms for tongues, I guess.
5 years ago
lol thats so weird. fking girls.
5 years ago
lol wtf!
I never ask. You just gotta move on down there but take in the journey and make a few stops as you go.
5 years ago
No condoms for the dick either smerf, she was on the pill and I let her convince me into going bare. I've never been as scared as I was the morning after. Got out clean though.
5 years ago
lol BUT KEEP THAT TONGUE AWAY!
5 years ago
...Okay, WTF? No condom for the fucking, but she wouldn't let you go down on her because you'd just met?
5 years ago
...and she wouldn't let you go down on her....

Shoulda taken some money from her purse in the morning on your way out. Weird Bitch Tax.
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms and shakes his fucking head *
5 years ago
Yeah it's fucking weird. I approach the landing zone real smooth, but I always get pushed away.
5 years ago
I just... I just do not fucking understand women.
5 years ago
Do you make motions like you're about to chew?
5 years ago
I think the standard route is neck to minge via tits and a short stop around the hips and groin
5 years ago
Maybe jones says "nomnomnom" as he moves down and they hit the abort button immediately.
5 years ago
hey... fkin, hey. don;t lump me in there.
5 years ago
They don't like it when you treat their vagina like a puppet or cavernous region with an echo.
5 years ago
Oh trust me Drago, the tongue goes basically everywhere else but there.
5 years ago
heather: I don't understand you. You are a woman.

Ergo, you get lumped in there.
5 years ago
I'm pretty easy to read :/
5 years ago
hahahaha
5 years ago
And it's been previously established in my life that I'm pretty god damn oblivious.
5 years ago
Woman Logic: Sit on the floor by your christmas twigs when you have a couch 2 ft away

Confusion complete
5 years ago
Maybe they're really sensitive. It's always a good strategy to show how gentle you are in other areas
5 years ago
"hey, you! go down on me!"
5 years ago
^that
5 years ago
The tongue is doing very well elsewhere, so I don't see that as being the problem. Moaning from neck/boob handling is not uncommon.
5 years ago
Then go with the slap tactic
5 years ago
* smerf really wants to hurt jones right now *
5 years ago
* smerf will go make some food instead. *
5 years ago
Maybe they've been overly insecure or self conscience about their vajeens.

-shrugs-
5 years ago
thats my guess
5 years ago
Again, you're talking about women who have no problem fucking a stranger.
5 years ago
yeah but maybe they're afraid to have someone up close and personal
5 years ago
Yeah, some women get really weird about that like how guys are insecure about measuring up.
5 years ago
Could be, could be. Either way, I'm not too unhappy about it.
5 years ago
maybe it's so they don't feel bad for not giving bjs :(
5 years ago
At least I don't have a glittery cock/am not a train fag whose wife left/a hockey fan/British/a woman.
5 years ago
I like the way you think^
5 years ago
Makes sense.
5 years ago
......fuck you jones

*cancels planned fundraiser to get jones a high class escort*
5 years ago
Poor poor snerf.
5 years ago
Well, you could chip in for a plane ticket to Canada.
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
Poor poor me?
5 years ago
Know what? Fuck you, Jones.
5 years ago
lol ok Sparkles
5 years ago
i appreciated the gesture, smerf
5 years ago
what gesture?
5 years ago
the christmas penis
5 years ago
Oh... you're welcome (I think?)
5 years ago
Jesus Smerf, I though you had enough in Toaster.. Zeke is gonna be pissed.
5 years ago
* smerf rolls eyes *
5 years ago
Jone, I'm presuming the women you've been with simply haven't been 100% comfortable with you. We all have personal try it's we may dull down, hide or do in secret when we have the desire to impress someone. Though the moment you can both stop the charade and do those things in front of the other person-relieve yourself of gas, be naked in clear daylight... for me not wea ring make-up was a huge altering change, which eventually lead to me being able to, for the first time, shower with somebody and eventually lead yo many encounters of being eaten out-cross that line and I guarantee you won't encounter another insecurity-based boundary. There still may be some morality walls, but nothing anymore about being uncomfortable.
5 years ago
*personal traits
5 years ago
stfu hooker
5 years ago
your vagina is stupid
5 years ago
Always a pleasure dik!
5 years ago
dont ever talk to jones like that again either,,,,you bamboo sucking boomerang slut
5 years ago
what country is so fucking dumb to elect crocodile dundee as their president?
5 years ago
crikey
5 years ago
im just trying to help
5 years ago
Paul Hogan is a pretty awesome national icon. You're just jealous his knife is bigger.
5 years ago
sure hes lovely...but hes an actor...you idiots elected him president,,,i mean i like count chocula but im not going to elect him presidenr
5 years ago
i guess its irrelevant now that hes dead
5 years ago
at least they still have the croc hunter
5 years ago
Wrong. Now there's just that loathsome cunt Bindi. Who, I might add, is 14. And looking fuckable.
5 years ago
a picture is worth a thousand words
5 years ago
bindi is annoying
i hope she gets killed like her dad paul hogan
5 years ago
i remember when paul hogan fought andre the giant in wrestlemania
5 years ago
Just a couple more years before she hits rock bottom and appears in "Stop, My Ass is on Fire, Pt. 2" to supply her raging coke habit.
5 years ago
Wow you are old.
5 years ago
bindi will be a pole dancer in under 2 years
5 years ago
the crackadile hunter
5 years ago
Her stripper outfit will be a crocodile mask and a bikini made of scales.
5 years ago
Showing off her snapper.
5 years ago
youre a sick fuck....shes a kid for god sake
5 years ago
just kidding
5 years ago
I just hate Australians.
5 years ago
a koala killed my dad
5 years ago
Is chlamydia fatal?
5 years ago
i bought like 30 boomerangs...i never knew they came back
5 years ago
They sure do, just like your senile recycled humour.
5 years ago
thats mean...youre lucky im heavily sedated
5 years ago
imight just spit on your comments so i dont have to type
5 years ago
id like to spit on your foster parents necks for raising such a bimbo
5 years ago
Foster's parents.
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
5 years ago
what the.
5 years ago
Don'tttttttttt ask.
5 years ago
: (
5 years ago
Why so sad?
5 years ago
He's eating my dinner.
5 years ago
this whole subs in the comments is cool
5 years ago
I GUESS THERE IS GOING TO BE NO RAPE EITHER YOU LIAR!!
* Magawd goes to make breakfast *
5 years ago
Oh I'd still rape you, but you will be handcuffed.
5 years ago
* Magawd huffs *


5 years ago
It looks like you got a hand coming out of your vagina.
5 years ago
oh my god
5 years ago
it does
5 years ago
like her gaping meat desert swallowed an entire person and hes just now overcoming the fumes and is trying to escape
5 years ago
GET OUT OF THERE INDY!!!!
5 years ago
So that is where bono has got too
5 years ago
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