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When god has your back what can go wrong?

Man of steel

stupid

by drumrave

submitted January 19th 2013

184 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
When god has your back what can go wrong?
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comments (184)
did he not get the memo you're supposed to use crops instead of a fucking machete?

Still can't tell if it is a machete but who cares. Sounds better.
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
technically my gif is a bit different
1 year ago
Yeah, it shows us less.
1 year ago
Repost epidemic.
1 year ago
Go drink your Ensure and stfu.
1 year ago
fuck off you were the reason we even care about reposts
1 year ago
drumrave
next time search the tag dumbass
2 minutes ago report spam | like | hypocrite

I believe that was towards Dug on his repost. Care to give an explanation for this?
1 year ago
I have a far smaller repost percentage than dug
1 year ago
of my 1300 subs maybe 100 are reposts but I suspect far less than that
1 year ago
So? You didn't search it, did you?
1 year ago
I never search
1 year ago
He's admitting he is in the wrong without admitting directly that he's wrong LOL.

Its okay drum, Jawz still loves all my niggas.
1 year ago
If it ain't on the 1st page of results then I'll post it. I usually search what an intelligent person would consider the most likely tag.

Can't help some people tag like fucking retards. -picture of a tree so they tag it balloon-
1 year ago
look, I don't search, I don't claim otherwise. When I repost I take it as it is and leave it alone. I don't cry about not finding it or bad tags or whatever else excuse. End of story. I reposted. big fuckin deal
1 year ago
OKAY!!! Geezus!
1 year ago
Lol he downvoted my sub
1 year ago
All i'm saying is he stated towards dug to use the search button and he doesn't even use it. LOL! That is some 100% grade A fuckery.

Gotta love drums. :[
1 year ago
If I become a perpetual repost machine like dug or squids than I'll start searching, but until then I do me
1 year ago
On the bright side drum.... if you fuck up you can always "boost" your other subs to keep your rating up right ?
1 year ago
sure
1 year ago
Hahahaha dug made a funny!

and a good point actually.
1 year ago
damnit drums, you're not setting a very good example....
1 year ago
OOOOOOOO LOWWWW BLOW BY DUG! ZING!!!
1 year ago
I guess I should work on my image then, jerkstore.
1 year ago
This just turned into an intervention. My bad homie.
1 year ago
it's the whole principalites of the shit drummy
1 year ago
* thatdude420 reads a letter he wrote for the intervention to drums *

Drums, you are not a bad guy you just sometimes do stupid shit. But we are all human.
1 year ago
I've been sober since last friday or saturday
1 year ago
*reads his letter now*

Dear Drum........

that's all i got right now
1 year ago
* JerkStore reads stuff he wrote on a napkin *


Dear Drums, you should smoke some weed,

Love, Jerkstore
1 year ago
I NEED A NUG!
1 year ago
* JerkStore holds out bong with open arms *
1 year ago
I thought he typo'd "Nig"

Racist lil bastard
1 year ago
*Closes book* And just like that children, Freshie successfully snuck in a black joke.

The End <3
1 year ago
drumrave
If I become a perpetual repost machine like dug or squids than I'll start searching, but until then I do me
3 hours agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | stfu

Like you have any other choices. You're the only one that will do you.
1 year ago
out of drumrave's last 700 posts, 111 are currently negative...and that number could very easily change to 200 almost instantly, since there were so many at 0 or 1.
1 year ago
I honestly hope you die in a fucking fire from the burns before the smoke inhalation could get you first.

honestly.
1 year ago
so what you are saying is that roughly 6/7 of my subs are pretty good
1 year ago
more like 5/7
1 year ago
to be precise, 5/7 are "muchoworthy"

now, if you think that means "good" then what we have here is a failure to communicate.
1 year ago
111/700=~.15857 which in factional terms is ~17/20 or which is in between 4/5 and 9/10
1 year ago
so in other words I'm batting .850
1 year ago
that metaphor is so mixed it's shaken, not stirred.

you're more like 71%, which is a barely passing rate.
1 year ago
drum: Here's some FACT for you to suck on.

tr: since i've been pwned yet again I will reject your reality and substitute my own! p.s. i love cock.
1 year ago
That's pretty much their entire convo in a nutshell
1 year ago
I think everyone's doing that.

1 year ago
Fuck rep

*cranks Purple Rain*
1 year ago
sub it and i'll upvote it
1 year ago
since freshie is not competent to read the thread above, we can review just for his sake, because he's a special little guy (yes he is) and we can take all the time in the world to make sure he understands some simple math (not that a construction chimp needs to know math, there are experts to figure it out for special little guys like him)

out of 12 pages (which is when i got bored) the count was at 111 negative posts; however, there were so many at 0, 1, 2, & 3 that the 111 was rounded up to 200.

as to the mixed metaphor up there, according to usually unreliable sources, the best batting average ever was .440, so it's pretty unreasonable to take a barely passing grade of 71% and try to make it sound so awesome by translating it into baseball jargon.

in conclusion, keep flaming, frisco kid...there's nothing more mucho than mocking the mentally retarded.
1 year ago
* possum mocks tr *
1 year ago
Damn. I must be on Level Dik to get him that riled up.

lmao +1 TEAM FRESHIE!
1 year ago
btw i stopped reading at "sin-" so rest assured you wasted the last 10 mins typing that out for no reason.
1 year ago
Nice try though Total Recall
1 year ago
Prince - Pussy Control > tr's bug eyed face
1 year ago
it was a great ass - thnks for the memories
1 year ago
tr is in full on meltdown mode now.
1 year ago
it would have been naked possum, but what's the fun in that?

besides, how many of these idiots even know that's the reason for it?
1 year ago
wapner?
1 year ago
12 pages is 600 subs. Nice math tr_failk
1 year ago
Watch out, drum. He might put up a mighty wall of bullshit-i mean text.
1 year ago
His below average looks for even an ugly person amuse me though.
1 year ago
for the benefit of the casual reader, what you're currently perusing is known as "comment thread 5:23" defined as follows:

tr_willk: factual and germane observation
mentally deficient member: lame flame
tr_willk: supporting facts
mentally deficient member: even lamer flames
tr_willk: subtle mockery that requires actual thought
mentally deficient member claims tl;dr and declares victory
1 year ago
yup, meltdown
1 year ago
So is this Meltdown going to go for any particular record of length and time or is it going to fizzle out fairly quick?
1 year ago
Because i can either go make dinner and return to some lol-worthy crying or i need to sit tight because it'll be over momentarily.
1 year ago
When does the shelter make you turn off your devices and make you go to bed tr?
1 year ago
now, as to that possible math fail, maybe i stopped at page 14 and just mistyped it up there, or maybe YOU, drumrave are the true failure, since those numbers are definitely a failing grade...i'll let you decide if you want to retract that, or if you'd rather beat me at failing in this thread...
1 year ago
or maybe later monkeys willlk fly out of my butt
1 year ago
He's still talking at length as if anyone's reading...

Someone wake up dik so he can push this clown over the edge.
1 year ago
notice how there is practically no deviation from comment thread 5:23
1 year ago
since you left school a million years ago old man, the pass/fail has changed. Now a failing grade is <69%
1 year ago
and again, when is 85% failing?
1 year ago
that's that mensa math
1 year ago
i really wish i could find a way to care about what you care about, tr - but it just never happens for me :(
1 year ago
try the math again, pal...you can do it!
1 year ago
dik is drunk at his hockey party. LEAFS!
1 year ago
here's a hint: we rounded up to 200
1 year ago
Hockey isn't back until tomorrow though...you know...when a RELEVANT team begins play..........
1 year ago
hoooooooooooold on...comment thread 5:23 has been interrupted by scenario 424
1 year ago
here's a hint, you can't round anything without substantial reason and you just pulled the number out of your ass because you didn't actually count my posts with 1-2 points
1 year ago
dik's gonna be pissed he missed this meltdown
1 year ago
tr I found a new website you can hang out on
http://www.sissysocial.net/
1 year ago
for the uninitiated there are 4 letters in both tits and gtfo
1 year ago
Don't type too angrily lest you disturb the counselors and get kicked out into the cold.
1 year ago
uh-oh...my mensa buddy wants to have a serious math discussion
1 year ago
wow, this really IS a meltdown. interesting.
1 year ago
should i review the numbers again, smart guy?

it will only be the third time (so far)
1 year ago
Jokes on us though. He's probably some mental patient with internet access.
1 year ago
yes, you did not calculate an actual statistical deviation, you merely just rounded to the next 100 number without seriously looking at series. For all I know that number could be closer to 150
1 year ago
I wouldn't know because I don't even care that much to go look at my sub history
1 year ago
* possum subs more animation and pops popcorn *
1 year ago
just to be clear, you spent 40 minutes defending something you don't care about...yeah, that's pretty exciting
1 year ago
I like how he goes and licks windows for 5 mins and then comes back like he was "researching" and pulls more "stats" out of his ass.
1 year ago
glad to see 5:23 is running all on it's own...like a perpetual motion machine...
1 year ago
tell you what, special guy, i'll actually respond to your next inanity...how about that, big guy?
1 year ago
is this the standard argument or the ten minute version?
1 year ago
or would you rather go make that din-din?
1 year ago
heya possum
1 year ago
herro
1 year ago
424 thread break
1 year ago
tr you can't pretend like you're ignoring by saying "i'll respond to your next comment" but talk directly to me more than once previous to that.

Makes no sense you bullshit mensa member
1 year ago
<<< closer to mensa level brilliance than tr

a fact that haunts his dreams and keeps him awake at night
1 year ago
nevermind the constant fear of chris hansen kicking his door in
1 year ago
"it was research!" lol ok pete townshend
1 year ago
how are you possum?
1 year ago
i like it when tr says special guy and big guy and stuff
1 year ago
it makes my codpiece feel tight
1 year ago
since the mensa crack was more a flight of fancy then inane, will stick with chris hansen knocking at someone's door...
1 year ago
i mean, what the fuck?
1 year ago
is that some kind of comprehension dyslexia?
1 year ago
how is chris hansen known for knocking at doors?
1 year ago
shut up it's not your turn to talk yet boyo
1 year ago
ok now you speak

*snaps fingers and points @ tr*
1 year ago
glad to see we are right back at 5:23...nice work, big guy...are you having a potato for dinner?
1 year ago
just so you know, you can't really count to potato
1 year ago
yay
1 year ago
* possum subs more animation now *
1 year ago
"Dear Diary,

Had a meltdown today. feels good."
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
Does TR excel at anything in life besides creeping out the opposite sex?
1 year ago
creeping out the same sex.
1 year ago
hahahaha touché
1 year ago
you two should like totally bone and stuff
1 year ago
now he's licking more windows.
1 year ago
What is with retarded peoples and licking windows?
1 year ago
tr, cock or gtfo.
1 year ago
I just want him to get on cam so i can see him flail and spit in anger and frustration during this meltdown.
1 year ago
You like those damn cams don't ya freshie ?
1 year ago
wow...what a day

journal entry (because only faggots and women keep diaries):

today some blonde bimbo on the internet who claims to despise me demanded to see my cock...wtf is that all about?
1 year ago
Plus you know it's prime Meltdown™ material when he has to go to any sort of heather/freshie reference.

Fucking - Gold.
1 year ago
tr wont put his junk up because last time he got arrested for it.

Tinychat is totally different than a playground with kids, tr. You won't get arrested for showing off your 3 inches of Fury there.
1 year ago
Being smarter than you
1 year ago
Dug, you should come hang out as well. The more the merrier.
1 year ago
well.... hoping you don't, and just gtfo. But if you wanna oblige....
1 year ago
"Dear Diary,

Heather told me to show my weenie or get out. She totally likes me. Will fap later thinking about it."
1 year ago
I will sometime freshie.... what do I gotta load for tinychat ? Never been on it.
1 year ago
Nothing. Just need a cam/mic/or both.
1 year ago
Nothing dug, you just go to www.tinychat.com/muchosucko and watch people sit around and bore you to death.
1 year ago
Plus you can mute/ignore users like any other sort of chat so when someone inevitably shows their balls you dont need to see it.
1 year ago
hasn't she already seen your peen?

or was that another lame flame?
1 year ago
$20 says after Heather's "cock or gtfo" tr is going to his squad meeting tomorrow to brag about someone "wanting The D"
1 year ago
like we have daily meetings
1 year ago
I got shit going on tomorrow but sometime soon I will get on it just to see if it is worth a shit
1 year ago
I don't let people see this attraction between my legs for free, tr.

This is some Playgirl money worthy set up i have going on.
1 year ago
that's some gold
1 year ago
tinychat.com/muchosucko

bookmark it, dug.

also - it's usually random whenever people are going to be in there unless it's steel getting drunk while he waits for heather to show up.
1 year ago
I usually play the 2001 a space odyssey theme when I disrobe for dramatic effect.
1 year ago
usually gets some money and applause thrown my way
1 year ago
ahahhahhaha
1 year ago
all of this because drum disputed his "stats"
1 year ago
classic
1 year ago
as if this is the first instance of comment thread 5:23 ever
1 year ago
it's happened at least potato times, right, big guy?
1 year ago
I'm not understanding the potato thing.

Is that some kind of knock against me because I'm Irish?
1 year ago
bookmarked Freshie
1 year ago
don't worry about it...special guys like you don't need to worry about nuances...can you say "nuance"?
1 year ago
here's a hint: it doesn't sound like nuh uhhhhh
1 year ago
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1 year ago
this "big guy" thing - did freshie bugger you at some point?
1 year ago
He's just pissed because he's like 5'10 and thought he was big until I came along in Tiny and made him look like a 5th grader.

I think it's along the lines of a penis envy sort of thing. Short man syndrome maybe.
1 year ago
actually, possum, that's one of the tried and true methods of dealing with the mentally challenged.
1 year ago
Hey, tr_pedo

I'm gonna go make myself some dinner since I don't need to ask permission from one of the counselors at the shelter.

You keep it up in my absence or don't, I could really care less.
1 year ago
assfucking?
1 year ago
remember, comment thread 5:23 does require a mentally deficient member....you wouldn't qualify.
1 year ago
well, wow
1 year ago
p.s.


Lord Stanley called

He wants to make reservations at The Shark Tank

*salutes in the direction of Toronto*
1 year ago
whoa...do you believe in abusing the mentally challenged?

surely that's just some levity, possum!
1 year ago
whats really funny is that i need drugs to get to this point
1 year ago
what point?
1 year ago
I no longer am keeping up with this thread but I know that tr is sucking major cocks
1 year ago
so it has come to this
1 year ago
rip mensa
1 year ago
whatever you say, zeekrave
1 year ago
please, opine some more about things you aren't keeping up with...that's quite credible.
1 year ago
i like drugs
1 year ago
^5
1 year ago
4?
1 year ago
11
1 year ago
4 3 2 1
earth below us....
1 year ago
recover password
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