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How to Seduce Hot Babes Online

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by tr_willk

submitted January 18th 2013

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@1:48 is a retard but fap fap fap
5 years ago
i wouldnt fap to any of those chicks
5 years ago
get off your high horses uggos
5 years ago
Bitch, nice boobies.

Is that better?
5 years ago
No-one gives a fuck about you or your feelings, stoopid bitches
5 years ago
ahahahahahah this is so zeke
5 years ago
Your stabs at zeke last night were some of the funniest things I've read on mucho so far.
5 years ago
made my frown upside down
5 years ago
like i would ever take stabs at my bff... how dare you accuse me of such things... how DARE YOU!
5 years ago
I never said they weren't loving stabs.
5 years ago
sometimes bffs fight... it happens... hes just mad at me cuz of snap hating him
5 years ago
I didn't hate him until he told me that I'm stupid/dumb/naive/easily manipulated/insert mean thing here for NO reason. Basically he lost me when he started psychologically projecting onto me. He does that. A lot.
5 years ago
pfft. I only said easily manipulated.
5 years ago
I feel like I'm on vacation or like I got promoted or something. It's a lot of work being zeke's friend!
5 years ago
Harsh zeke. Harsh
5 years ago
* squatface takes notes. *
5 years ago
In some cases its clearly their fault, a woman takes a photo where your tits are the center of attention, you're going to see a reaction.
5 years ago
you should rape them, they are clearly asking for it
5 years ago
i'm betting they all diddle their clits
5 years ago
what woman doesn't love attention?
5 years ago
You are just a pair of tits to me until there is an indication that I will have my cock down your throat at some point. Then maybe I will flatter you about your piece of shit work.
5 years ago
you're talking to tr aren't you?
5 years ago
you're the one who responded though, didnt you?
5 years ago
..l.,
5 years ago
Don't worry zeke, I'm about 2 percent gay myself
5 years ago
I'm not 2% gay :/

I said I found a dude attractive once, so in theory, if sexuality is a spectrum, it's not 100% either way. That turned into me being full on bi I guess :/
5 years ago
zeke

is

out

of

the

closet
5 years ago
yeah, that's more like 50% gay. I was just saying, 2% of me understands how you feel
5 years ago
Fun thing about breasts when a girl uncovers you wonder what type of nipples she has.
5 years ago
NO. I don't know what you just said, but I'm 100% sure it's wrong.
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
Google Translate isn't that great with punctuation, ShitleR.
5 years ago
tits or gtfo
5 years ago
Lies and Propaganda
5 years ago
I hate to say it but I'm pretty sure my keyboard is going through semen withdrawal
5 years ago
They keep saying "Tits", but they're forgetting the "or GTFO!". Stupid bitches. But I was able to fap twice to this.
5 years ago
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