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by Vomitcircus

submitted January 17th 2013

67 comments
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It looks like one of the trolls from Ernest Scared Stupid.
5 years ago
All it needs is a little meeee-yilk!
5 years ago
I like that still took the time to trim some of it
5 years ago
What you ladies go through for us.
5 years ago
Who says I trim mine? This lady should have put her priorities else where though. Just sayin
5 years ago
* possum motorboats thru the kelp *
5 years ago
now possum is sayin it's fishy! I'm feeling the love
5 years ago
nothing wrong with fishy
i draw the line at lutefisky, though
5 years ago
If it's fishy you should spin her around and send her out the door.
5 years ago
Or turn her over and put it in the back door.
5 years ago
slammin ham!
5 years ago
47 days and counting :(
5 years ago
until what
5 years ago
since
5 years ago
exactly..
5 years ago
Go on...
5 years ago
me so horny
5 years ago
he last had sex
wtf you people do you not pay attention to ANYTHING on this site?
5 years ago
I'm not very good at paying attention :(
5 years ago
YAY

wait...
5 years ago
heere kitty kitty kitty
5 years ago
Why doesn't he just go fuck something then
5 years ago
i am a bit miffed that you feel the need to refer to me in the third person, Ms toast
5 years ago
Take that angst and go find a woman possum! or man, I'm not here to judge
5 years ago
it's not angst - it's called playing hard-to-get
5 years ago
(not that you have any experience in that department)
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus does research for the price of an escort in cornland *
5 years ago
Poss, you just call me a slut!
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
maybe
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'm not ... plus we call them pioneers here
5 years ago
Round here we call them "Penis Enthusiasts."
5 years ago
vomit - you gonna be up for a bit?
5 years ago
Sure. What do you have in mind?
* Vomitcircus seductively grins *
5 years ago
this is getting steamy...
5 years ago
sorry- it's just a music vid featuring a very old person of the jewish persuasion
5 years ago
I'm a penis enthusiast but not a slut. I just appreciate them and all their glory
5 years ago
A Jew in the entertainment business? Unheard of.
5 years ago
jones- last seen 1 second ago

hee hee heee
5 years ago
Pretty sure toaster isn't a slut
5 years ago
WHITE KNIGHT ALERT
5 years ago
Well, she didn't fuck me, so probably not a slut
5 years ago
why poss? why?-------------------------------------------------^
5 years ago
maybe she just thought you were a hideous freak, even tho still being a slut?
5 years ago
You cut me deep poss. Real deep.
5 years ago
Looks like a rotting potatoe
5 years ago
Did you go to school with Dan Quayle?
5 years ago
Ketchup is a vegetable.
5 years ago
Ketchup should be a fruit...... because a tomato is
5 years ago
hey, botany boy...take that fancy talk to your one horse college and semanticize it
5 years ago
ketchup is a condiment......................
5 years ago
USDA says it's a vegetable
5 years ago
USDA is full of shit then
5 years ago
*rotting pota-ho
5 years ago
this sleepfarter guy is really starting to piss me off
5 years ago
seriously
5 years ago
looks like an alien
5 years ago
did you just think that, or actually comment?
5 years ago
Not even if I used one of you guys' dicks.
5 years ago
Ew that looks nasty
5 years ago
Looks like moldy meatloaf :/
5 years ago
I'm picturing fangs coming out
5 years ago
Why?
5 years ago
Is it cause you're stupid?
5 years ago
If you hung a small sign outside of it saying “Welcome to America” he would sprint for it
5 years ago
That's not necessary, I have Papers.
5 years ago
come back with a better joke
are you that much of a stupid cracker
5 years ago
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