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Tough Guys Beat a Kid!!!

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by bitch_gore

submitted January 15th 2013

115 comments
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He probably deserved it.
5 years ago
seemed like self defense to me
5 years ago
He was being aggressive.
5 years ago
Next time...you don't forget Cheesy Bread!
5 years ago
Them motherfuckers.
5 years ago
Kid in red shirt shoulda had a conceal and carry.
5 years ago
Somebody post the video next week when he shoots up a school.
5 years ago
Let's face it. It's not a kid. And it helps if you think it's a chav
5 years ago
This is exactly how I see MuchoCon playing out for Dush.
5 years ago
I don't understand why he stayed there for that ass beating.
5 years ago
Because The Dush is a creature of cowardice. They talk shit then go into the fetal position once things turn physical.
5 years ago
FINISH HIM....FATALITY!!!!
5 years ago
fuck he took a good beating. bet the two douche bags giving it couldnt take the same.
5 years ago
Would of been nice to see him at least try.
4 years ago
Obviously an addict. This is also on Kaotic under the same title.
4 years ago
Why is it always the fattys that are bullies?
4 years ago
They have self esteem issues and beating people up makes them feel like they have meaning.
4 years ago
let me try this one last time
hello ma'am, would you be kind enough to let us oggle your bosoms?
4 years ago
unfortunate interpost
4 years ago
FUCK YOU TINSKI

* Barret beats up on zeke *
4 years ago
lace up your nikes bro
4 years ago
you don't want to spite me bro
4 years ago
i'm fast as lightning bro
4 years ago
* xzekiel shadow boxes *
4 years ago
Haha
4 years ago
Incoming cool story.

I was a schoolkid, It had been raining that day and it was a class break. I went into the schoolyard and saw one of those fat rude bully types standing there next to a big brown pond in the mud for some reason, talking to a buddy probably.
My brain must have turned itself off for a moment, because i went into full bull mode, and charged at him with all my might.

Our huge muscular bodies collided, a sonic boom shattered everyone's eardrums and all the windows at the school, and my teachers glass eye.

Ok i made up that part, but we did collide, and he did fly into the pond, got covered in crap, then looked at me and went "what the hell dude?". Then went on his way...

I felt really bad about it and never physically assaulted anyone again, that year...but that's a cool story for another time...
4 years ago
haha,shattered his glass eye
geg
4 years ago
I think this may be a bit more realistic, tis true
this kid tried to tease me mercilissly on the bus, yeah idk how to spell mercilessly, but anyway, he lived just up the street.....and so i went into his garage and filled up some ice skates with a hose i had found.......and he came out on his roof with a ninja sword saying he'd kill me (true)..........then he came out with a super soaker that he said was filled with piss ( i don't think it was) but long story short we got in a fight, and i had him on the ground and was pounding on him, and he yelled mercy, so i got up and walked away, cuz i'm a sensitive kinda guy........he tried to jump me from behind so i grabbed him by the ankle and dragged him down to a pond and threw him in it.......that was the only real fight i've ever been in in my life, apart from just decking a couple dudes. that's a true story tho
4 years ago
years later we blazed together
4 years ago
My story was true except the glass eye paragraph. But my story didn't have piss filled waterguns though.
* Barret takes notes *
4 years ago
it's all true
4 years ago
in between the ninja sword and the super soaker i flung dog shit at him with a stick........i also left a dead bird in his mailbox
4 years ago
^true too
4 years ago
but it makes me look like an asshole :(
4 years ago
Sounds fair.
4 years ago
I was the victim here
4 years ago
when a cat brings you a dead bird its a sign of respect,so you were being nice if anything
4 years ago
Yeah, just trying to teach the kid how to hunt...
4 years ago
I was like 12.....
4 years ago
you wanna hear about the faggot that bullied me?
i think i've said it before
4 years ago
I felt so guilty about what i did to that fatty, i started to repress my violent and sexual urges. Until i developed multiple personalities.

One day id be just Barret, spending my time sitting at home, surfing the internet, playing Final Fantasy 7 on my Playstation One, fighting crime and thinking of excuses to not do my homework. Then the next day if be "Flukeman", stalking the sewers, rolling around in poo, flirting with underage Swedish boys on mIRC. Impregnating the local dogs and other various pets.

Only after years of therapy and medication, have i managed to meld my personalities, and become...FlukeBarret....
4 years ago
Don't remember that zeke, feel free to blow your bully load on us.
4 years ago
this dude lived up the street, was older, and did shit to me all the time. He forced me to eat a dried up worm, threw dog shit on me, and locked me in a shed with a hornets nest under the floor boards and pounded on the walls........i'm allergic to bees to this day. Then, playing basketball, I was taking a corner shot that i'd always hit and he said "oscar de lahoya baby, oscar de lahoya" and started punching me in the gut. I spit in his face and spiked the basketball in his face......he threw me on the ground and broke my arm............I still want to fuck that faggot up to this day.
4 years ago
he bullied me mercilessly
4 years ago
i kind of want to throw acid on him still
4 years ago
Haha, the hornets part was harsh. and the worms.
I remember one of the bullies used to make one of the younger kids eat shit, telling him it was chocolate. and the kid would go for it again and again.
4 years ago
i'm allergic to bees cuz of all the times i stepped on hives in the fields and shit.......but mostly it was this guy sticking hornets down my shirt and that day he locked me in the shed with wasps........100+ stings
4 years ago
i also had to get stitches when i tried to break out the window....

it was a bad day
4 years ago
Could have killed you, how did he even get away with that?
4 years ago
You need to find that guy and kill him , Zeke. Maybe he already got taken out cause of the karma. That shit is fucked up.
4 years ago
idk.......after he broke my arm my brother FINALLY kicked the shit out of him and spit in his hat and put it back on his head.......he hung out with my brother, and my brother also had a hand in the whole shed incident, but it was mainly Kevin's idea.......I hated everyone named Kevin til college when I told some guy I hated him and his faggy bandana.......we became the best of friends
4 years ago
I hear he's in California.....
4 years ago
Kevin really is an assholeish name, id hate them too if we had them over here.
4 years ago
My brother and his friends would bully me fgrom time to time. he had some skinhead from washington d.c come stay with us and they would torment me. FinallyI had enough and charge both of them swinging a baseball bat. I broke the kids hand and he never fucked with me again. My brother was a fuckin asshole. Getting drunk pointing my grandpas loaded guns at me and shit.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik offers the thread a box of tissues and a warm glass of man the fuck up *
4 years ago
Get me his address. I will throw a fuckin hornets nest at him like in apocalypto
4 years ago
Suddenly i don't feel so bad about my life.
4 years ago
there's no crying about it anymore
if i see this kid again he's going to be beaten within an inch of his life
but i'm not looking for a fight
4 years ago
I'm a lover not a fighter
well.....
4 years ago
You should bonopwn him
4 years ago
oh shit is nfl on now?
4 years ago
yes. s.d cinci
4 years ago
no dush, i would not be a puss like bono and run away
i'd stay and fight and ground and pound
4 years ago
thanks tinskibro i almost forgot
4 years ago
Id follow them around all day, until they went near a pond or other watery areas, then id charge...
4 years ago
so who was it........that peperico fag who said we were all bullied as kids? and that's why we care about nothing now? what a faggy soothsayer or something like this
4 years ago
Soothsayer
4 years ago
He was the smart one.
4 years ago
twas a wise man
4 years ago
years ago I got a text from myself in the future, on March 16th 2019, it said "no, we won't be doing any of that" ......
4 years ago
I put it on my calendar..... and also reply fail. :/
4 years ago
hahahahha I was gonna say, did you mean the thread below?
4 years ago
I knew it wasn't just me
4 years ago
hey jebirby..how come you havent picked out your corner banner yet?...i say make it your starfish
4 years ago
So i see the date of this sub, January 15th 2013.
And ponder how the fuck it can be posted on Jan 15 when its Jan 5 today.


....
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
it was posted in 2013.......it's 2014 now
4 years ago
Get some sleep , Barret
4 years ago
fucking gregorian calendars confusing norwegians n shit
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
* Barret does math with sticks *
4 years ago
i had a dream about time travel, how weird
4 years ago
where's that elizabeth noob?
4 years ago
Jezebeth must have forgot her password
4 years ago
jrob ran her off :(
4 years ago
if anyone ran her off it was me
don't give jrob credit for my work
4 years ago
it was me faggot
4 years ago
dude......
4 years ago
jrob told her to leave and she did thats kind of a run off
4 years ago
you're all whores
4 years ago
I miss her, it was funny watching gordie rage.
4 years ago
zeke you just persisted for nakkies, thats not running off.
4 years ago
(Get it? Because jrob is starting to look like Gorley, LELELELEL)
4 years ago
I miss ElizabethNydam :(
4 years ago
She only told 1 story but it was way up there with LowiekenTime and StoryTime
4 years ago
No.
Lowieken > ElizabethNydam
4 years ago
that's like saying jrob is greater than box
come on shithead, he's a forevernoob
4 years ago
most times id argue with you but box is way cooler than me
4 years ago
I can see the parallels, or whatever the word would be, im not googling any more today, fuck this.
4 years ago
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=parallels+
4 years ago
Look, my eye is fucked up and people say I cry a lot......
the problem is I don't
I'm emotionless unless I'm drunk off my ass
when i sober up apathy sets in
4 years ago
that's the problem
4 years ago
and jrob says i'm too defensive.......as if i give a fuck what transpires on this site......i like who i like, i hate who i hate, and i'ma be defensive when i feel the need to defend myself.......or others.
you're all just so dead set on being hardcore or funny that it's fucking retarded
4 years ago
jesus kids grow a pair
4 years ago
i'm being myself......not some imagined internet persona
4 years ago
nice dikspam
4 years ago
shut up asswhore
4 years ago
i'm not in it for top lels
4 years ago
Good man zeke, telling it like it is. One question how drunk are you?
4 years ago
Oh I'm pretty drunk, and I'm very real
4 years ago
Nice one. I'm also very drunk and just took a handful of morphine tablets. So i expect thing to get very real.
4 years ago
Good goin buddy, perhaps you'lll stop being such a stupid fuck?
4 years ago
Not as long as it's bugging you pal.
4 years ago
I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, feel it go down, down into my belly, umm umm um.
4 years ago
Overdosed yet?
4 years ago
recover password
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