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Why We Need Stricter Gun Laws

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by GimmieAFreshie

submitted January 11th 2013

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Why We Need Stricter Gun Laws
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ya, we should just give up all our other rights too.
5 years ago
Yeah...fuck free speech and shit!
5 years ago
cunty mommy boys like gimmieafreshcock think what nancy palosi and blarbara fiencunt say is gospel.its fucksticks like him who vote in the government we have in califuckno
5 years ago
Gun Control:

Pros: Make it more difficult for stupid and/or mentally unstable people to get a hold of overpowered guns. Honest and intelligent citizens won't have a problem obtaining licenses.

Cons:.....the government will come after us and enslave us? If you believe that, then I got news for you about Building 7.
5 years ago
The reason California is so screwed up is everyone living beyond their means as a people and a state by thinking the DotCom Bubble wasn't ever going to burst.
5 years ago
+1 Team Logic & Common Sense.
5 years ago
This reminds me of that time that jrob ran-off that #420blazeit fag.
5 years ago
hey gimmie, if you dont believe that the government doesnt want us armed, then why do they push so hard to take the guns from us? tell me they wont come door to door and take the guns, please do. but before you say it, please feel free to look up what happened during hurricane katrina. now tell me im wrong....
5 years ago
um...you're wrong.

"The Government" isn't going to come door to door to every single house in 'Murka and "take our guns away." If that was "the plan" they would have done it by now and by force. You aren't going to be able to defend your one room apartment from the US Army if Obama suddenly declares this a dictatorship and launches an attack on the people.

You can pretend you're Rambo or John Wayne all you want, it's your right as an American to live in la-la land. Most of us grow out of that phase and put the toy guns and plastic cowboy hats down though.
5 years ago
I never knew Alex Jones nickname was Hogmaster...interesting.
5 years ago
BUILDING 7! BUILDING 7! BUILDING 7! DOWN GOES FRAISER! BUILDING 7!

You're as dense of a cunt as lamebirdy. Literally too stupid for words.
5 years ago
inb4 Frazier

fags
5 years ago
wut
5 years ago
Freshie if you wanna give up your guns to the government be my guest, but mine ain't gonna be as easy as yours to get. Assuming you have anything more than a red rider bb gun
5 years ago
I have a .357 magnum. That's all I need. Hopefully, I never have to use it.
5 years ago
well said Freshie.... GIVE THAT MAN A GUN!!!
5 years ago
And where the fuck do you rednecks keep coming up with this "if you wanna give up yer gunz" bullshit? My gun will stay hidden away. Like I said, it's not like "The Government" is going to go door to door like girl scouts collecting everyone's guns.
5 years ago
I have alot more and likewise I hope I never have to shoot anyone with it. But it is nice to know that they are there.
5 years ago
gimmie, did you look up what they did during hurricane katrina? the government did come door to door and take guns from the people after they declared a state of emergency. its the first fucking thing they do, DISARM THE CITIZENS. you can youtube the fucking thing if you dont believe me. be sure to pull your head from your ass first, i know its hard for you to see, but its there.
5 years ago
Sure they will if you let them freshie.... do you really think the government wants us to have guns...... fuck no. But it is in the constitution so they are trying to figure a way around it. Don't let any disaster go to waste.
5 years ago
@alex jones:

Where do you buy your tinfoil from?
5 years ago
You idiots have watched Star Wars episodes 1-3 too many times.
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/3CDBd
5 years ago
lmao
5 years ago
and you need to look up hurricane katrina disarmament,
5 years ago
I'm too busy sifting through the JFK assassination and info on Building 7. Wait your fucking turn, Hogjones.
5 years ago
Not to be confused with Starr Jones.
5 years ago
so you wont do it? well then fucktard, troll on. oh, btw, if you bought a handgun.... its on record, they will know you have it.
5 years ago
lol @ 'the government' giving two flying fucks if the people are armed... what the fuck is an armed militia going to do against fucking drones that can kill hundreds of them from 5 miles away
wiggle plz
5 years ago
goddamnit yak, logic isn't welcome in these parts.
5 years ago
@Hogjones

I didn't buy it and it's not registered in my name. It was a gift from a friend who was in law enforcement. It's his original duty issue Security Six from the 70's.
5 years ago
#theydontknowshit
5 years ago
OMG... illegal guns not registered to the person who bought them.... Sound the alarm..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!
5 years ago
Bucking the system..... just so you can kill innocent people and no one will know you have a gun. Shameful
5 years ago
#yolo
5 years ago
Thug
5 years ago
yak, they wont use drones to do it. do you guys seriously not know they what they did during the hurricane katrina?
5 years ago
just get a 3d printer and you can make your own gun
5 years ago
@yak - that is a very good point, Mr Commie!

they will take my gun when they pry it from my...BRZZZAAPP BOOM
5 years ago
Might as well go buy some illegal fully automatic weapons. As long as the government don't know.... right ?
5 years ago
Dug sounds mad.

Nice piece freshie.
5 years ago
No not mad just being difficult
5 years ago
* possum fries an egg on dug's forehead *
5 years ago
Just pointing out freshie's hypocritical ways
5 years ago
lol freshie. You posses a firearm you aren't registered to use and you're on the soapbox pointing fingers about gun ownership?
5 years ago
mandatory gun ownership for all citizens. gun safety taught in school the same as Driver's Ed.
5 years ago
exactly..... pretty hypocritical ..... I think he should be a good liberal and turn his in to the government and Obama will give him an award or some shit
5 years ago
That is a bit overboard Jerkstore.... but optional on both counts and I am there for you. Some people should never own a gun.
5 years ago
you mean like the ones who think that its part of their 'god' given right?
5 years ago
Damn right I am. I know for a fact I'm more than capable to have my gun.

It's the rest of you inbred pieces of shit I can't trust and need the Government to keep in check.
5 years ago
its the fear of guns, thats the problem
5 years ago
Sucks, don't it? :D
5 years ago
Turn in your gun freshie....
5 years ago
maybe if everyone who volunteered to police their city got gun licences it would improve society as a whole
5 years ago
(while at the same time ended up in thousands of more gun deaths a year)
5 years ago
great idea
society finally advances!!!!!
5 years ago
that's a bad thing?
5 years ago
Maybe if you admit your sins to your fearless leader Obama he will forgive you.
5 years ago
unlike.. you know.. the thousands of years of actual societies advancement.. without guns ;/
5 years ago
I don't need to, Dug. I need it for when my own government comes to kill me for no good reason. Or for when jesus comes back and everyone freaks out, i need it to defend my serfdom.
5 years ago
i fear guns
5 years ago
Please, someone PLEASE tell me why citizens need assault riffles? Is this fucken Syria?
5 years ago
yak, will never be an option for the US... on account of our many world enemies.
5 years ago
who has assault rifles?
5 years ago
IT'S YOUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT! JUST LIKE SLAVERY WAS FOR THE WHITE MAN!......scratch that second part.
5 years ago
for thouands of years humans have armed themselves rather than not
5 years ago
Just remember freshie about your gun before you preach about how guns need to be accounted for. You are part of the problem.
5 years ago
jawz havent you heard? the new argument is that the term 'assault rifle' is not actually even real
5 years ago
@jawz - i knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
5 years ago
yak's going to look like a fool when Le Quebecois ride in on their bear cavalry and take Canada for themselves.
5 years ago
yea jerkstore you are right... those guns american civilians have will sure stop being shelled via battleships, nuked, and bombed by bombers as well as you know.. tanks...
5 years ago
no its the fact assault rifle refers to military guns, not civilian guns. last i checked AR style rifles were only semi auto, therefor not assault rifles
5 years ago
How am I part of the problem? My gun remains hidden away, never leaving it's place.
5 years ago
what happens when your kid finds it and shoots someone with it











pwned
5 years ago
civilian nukes ? could that be a thing ?
5 years ago
* possum subs a vid of a kitty *
5 years ago
gun safety in school... at a young age
5 years ago
darwinism yak. darwinism
5 years ago
Let people kill each other. Who gives a fuck?
5 years ago
people only cry when puppies and kittens get hurt
5 years ago
Shut up.
5 years ago
because freshie it is hidden away.... under your way of thinking the government knows best and should know you have a gun so it can log you down in some book somewhere just if you have a mental breakdown they can come and ask "really nicely" to hold your gun for you while you get your life together
5 years ago
On a side note I shot 4 pigs today ( with a gun the government knows I have )
5 years ago
But how would they know...

Are you just a troll or really stupid? I honestly can't tell at this point.
5 years ago
wait that would only be darwinism if that somebody the kid shot was itself or immediate family. Still, the chances are good.
5 years ago
Your gun was obtained in a fraudulent manner you need to address this freshie. You are the gun control guy. Follow your own rules.
5 years ago
Too bad duhg doesn't put in as much effort raising kids as he does owning guns.
5 years ago
kids are too complicated..... guns always listen urkelbot
5 years ago
Guns don't have ears.
5 years ago
you can ship his kids away where the fuck ever but dont you dare ship his guns away
5 years ago
Actually, I was just about to file the serial numbers off.
5 years ago
is is CommieNazi 3 or 4?

i lost track
5 years ago
wouldn't doubt that freshie....
5 years ago
Anyone know where I can find some really cool looking gloves? I want to look the part when I hold up a liquor store with my unregistered firearm.
5 years ago
im sure they have them for sale at the local store
5 years ago
Dug considers his guns to be giant metal penises that ejaculate death.
5 years ago
Before I forget, did anyone look up that Katrina thing? I don't want Hogmaster to think we don't care about what he has to say.

I'm too busy for such trivial shit, someone gimme the cliff-notes version if possible.
5 years ago
JK

#dontgiveashit
5 years ago
nope, never happened, not like its on youtube or anything.... oh wait....
5 years ago
Come to think of it...why don't we just give babies guns as a Welcome To The World gift when they're born?
5 years ago
The first thing to be done really, is have standard gun laws throughout every state. That seem like the most obvious thing that should have been done years ago
5 years ago
probably because idiots such as yourself suck at giving gifts and couldnt buy the poor kid the one he wanted.
5 years ago
it would be great when they are all colicky and stuff
5 years ago
lmao @ hog.

Obviously someone didn't get a Red Rider BB Gun for christmas.
5 years ago
yeah why not freshie. I don't know about your kid, my my kid will be born into a shithole
5 years ago
called the world
5 years ago
@mako - thats the bitchkitty - the states and the feds are still at war over here
5 years ago
oh. So what's that mean? The police and government?
5 years ago
The police superintendent of new orleans issued an order that all firearms were to be seized. The police and local national guard did seize some firearms.

Incidentally, the GOVERNMENT filed a cease and desist order against it, and has since signed into law that citizens cannot have their firearms confiscated during an emergency (unless it's illegal for them to posses a firearm period, such as felons, or if they're used in the commission of a crime)
5 years ago
Hahahaha.
5 years ago
@mako - the US is still a loose federation, by world standards - not very united at all
5 years ago
Freshie: 1

Gunfags: 0
5 years ago
that's probably because they wanted all civilians to kill eachother and cease to be a problem
5 years ago
* possum scampers over to the corn thingy now *
5 years ago
How do you figure that .... just because you have an unregistered illegal gun doesn't mean you win freshie
5 years ago
I see possum. Kinda renders presidency redundant doesn't it?
5 years ago
Freshie eating shit on this thread, love it.
5 years ago
Clearly it does because mine can't be traced back to me.

Freshie: 2

Gunfags: Still 0
5 years ago
@mako - LIKE I SAID
5 years ago
what you preach against.... LOL hypocrite bastard
5 years ago
*hands off some of the best brick weed ever to GTFO365*
5 years ago
* smerf rather likes shooting. *
5 years ago
Anyone else? I can go all 12 rounds. You gunfags are some of the easier to pwn because you really have no valid argument or leg to stand on.
5 years ago
yeah just the constitution.... you can trample all over that just like our current president
5 years ago
* possum nibbles on freshie's neck fat *
5 years ago
Please feel free to explain to me though how my saying "make it harder for stupid people to get guns" equates to "i want to make guns illegal."
5 years ago
People that don't have guns will wish they did when a crystal meth tweeker breakers into their house with a rusty shank...case closed on why we should have the right to have guns.
5 years ago
how do you figure? you wont even look up the ordeal with hurricane katrina, im not even going to waste my time telling you links from youtube, i doubt you have the mental capacity to wrap your brain around the events
5 years ago
Yeah. Good thing I have a .50cal sniper rifle for when that tweaker comes bursting through my front door.
5 years ago
* jrob2020 shoots this entire thread in the face point blank range *
5 years ago
I should get a bazooka while I'm at it. Those fuckers will never know what hit them when they kick in my door on the wrong night of the week. Yeah!
5 years ago
Please feel free to explain to me though how my saying " I have an unregistered illegal gun makes me the fucking expert on how to solve gun crime in America"
5 years ago
i doubt freshie even owns a gun. his parents probably wont let him use a pop gun...
5 years ago
Easy. I'm an intelligent person with common sense therefore I know better than someone like you about most anything.
5 years ago
I can handle my shit, you and your people have proven they can't.

You get punished, I don't. Case closed.
5 years ago
"Katrina! Katrina! The took all the guns and the government did it! Katrina!" Hogmaster can stfu about Katrina.

fuck him and fuck new orleans.
5 years ago
notice the pro off to the side of my comments.... that makes me more important than you freshie..... so my opinion counts more. So I am obviously right and you are wrong.
5 years ago
Hey, they have good music. Good food too from what I hear.

Clearly it was just the black people that were the problem, smerf.
5 years ago
ok smerf, so the government didnt do it?
5 years ago
No, the pro to the right of your comments means you paid to have a decal next to your name on teh interwebz.

That just makes you a dipshit.
5 years ago
dug wins in a punky sort of way
5 years ago
Just to address yaks earlier comment about the army attacking it's own country. If the army itself would attack its own countryfolk, then doesn't it worry you that despite having guns, the civilian population is under a huge threat at any time, and more so for a country without guns. The huge level of control they have over populations is not at all democratic. Ideally, people should have access to all military weaponry in a hypothetically ideal democracy.
5 years ago
dug 1
freshie 0
5 years ago
The local, state government did. The FEDERAL government went "wait, hold up... Stop that."

Now fuck off.
5 years ago
really, so there werent military people going door to door taking guns? thats funny, because there were
5 years ago
BUILDING 7!!!!
5 years ago
I barely consider the national guard to be "military"

Primarily, it was the police.
5 years ago
And again... fuck off.
5 years ago
The National Guard ain't shit. They're just heavily armed civilians.
5 years ago
I am going to a flea market and buy me a .357 that is not registered to me so I can be as cool as freshie.
5 years ago
i should fuck off? you were the one who stated teh national guard, who is ran by the US... so i think you need to fuck off
5 years ago
But mine was given to me. I didn't actively seek it out for coolness points.

Break free from The Stack young Duhg. It'll only serve to bring you down.
5 years ago
no that is faggness points if you didn't even want it
5 years ago
One cannot simply attain Freshie level coolness.

One can aspire and dream though. Good luck in your quest.
5 years ago
I wanted one but I didn't actively go out and try to obtain one. Sort of a right place / right time moment really.
5 years ago
Hey Duhg, you got a webcam? Lets go do this in Tinychat if you do. We can brandish our guns back and forth while yelling obscenities.
5 years ago
The state national guard operates under the state governor.
5 years ago
our guns.... you mean your gun and my guns
5 years ago
And again, fuck off
5 years ago
Meet me in the tiny chat, meet me at the bustop or the playground..only a tough guy on in the internet.
5 years ago
No, I'm a liberal. I mean OUR guns. :D
5 years ago
"oh, they took our guns! Looks, our guns!" completely ignoring the fact that the government went "fuck, what? Stop that! Now give them back! Hey... I see those you have hidden back there. those too, dumbass"
5 years ago
Fuck off, NoobHigh. Clearly Duhglass and I are too far apart to arrange that in a timely manner.
5 years ago
In short... Fuck hogmaster and his conspiracy life.
5 years ago
* smerf exits the thread before it gets even MORE retarded. *
5 years ago
LIke I am gonna change your mind freshie or you are gonna change mine.... it is pointless
5 years ago
I didn't say anything about changing minds.

I just wanted to yell obscenities and brandish firearms. It's our right after all. OUR right. :D
5 years ago
psst snerf
5 years ago
smerf, my point is about the government disarming citizens. this whole thread was about that.... maybe you should just move on. i never specified what level of government. so please feel free to fuck off yourself. again...
5 years ago
but i do agree, time to leave this stupid fuckfest
5 years ago
You liberals like to make a scenes and have parades. Not gonna be part of your propaganda and join in some retarded web gun shaking fest.
5 years ago
(psst, pussom)
5 years ago
Wait, dug... Are you saying that conservatives don't make scenes (ex: protests) or have parades?
5 years ago
He's right though.

Conservatives hate fun things. It's a fact.
5 years ago
yes they do.... almost always peaceful however unlike the liberals protests
5 years ago
#NoFun2016
5 years ago
I'll be at a gunshow tomorrow morning. Anyone want me to pick them up anything?
5 years ago
i am not going to read this thread on the account that all of you are fucking stupid but here's what I have to say, Assault rifles and handguns have no place in the hands of citizens because more deaths happen from those two devices than anything else and anyone who disagrees is an ignorant fucking faggot that I can't wait for them to die so their votes no longer count
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
5 years ago
oh no.... drum is going to take your handgun away freshie.... LOL
5 years ago
urkel, springfield xd or xdm in 9mm or .40?
5 years ago
Assault rifles aren't in the hands of civilians.
5 years ago
Drum: gith would disagree. (hint: see below)
5 years ago
This isn't Iran.
5 years ago
lol @ drums

TL/DR
5 years ago
urks - could i get a MagnumPI?
5 years ago
semrf I'mve not reading that and freshie fuckyou you fat virgin
5 years ago
lmao. is it another 4loko night drum?

*flails* she tried sucking my dick and i couldnt get it up! *flails again* wahhhhhhh

hahahaha
5 years ago
Yeah let's not read facts and give our unfounded opinions!
5 years ago
(pssst pussom! what?)
5 years ago
Start changing "I'm not reading that" into "I can't read that much" and you'll be getting somewhere.
5 years ago
Everyone on the west coast is retarded.
5 years ago
* "left coast"
5 years ago
*best coast
5 years ago
I just left an open bar so fuck you
5 years ago
nip - i was just trying to alert you to a new cat shop
5 years ago
I have an open bar. So fuck you right back.

Who wants drinks? Bring your guns and get a free shot for every bullet you have in the gun.
5 years ago
I wish that california would float away from the rest of states., take washington state and oregon too.
5 years ago
I remember my first open bar.
5 years ago
You don't know how long I've prayed for that scenario, GetHigh.

We'd be able to sustain ourselves and be rid of your fucktardery.
5 years ago
open bars is why i stayed with HR as long as i did
5 years ago
California is almost bankrupt, you cant sustain shit.
5 years ago
almost hell.... it is bankrupt.
5 years ago
So, 6 or 7 shots, freshie?
5 years ago
Actually, if we were on our own after what would essentially be a massive re-set. We'd be able to handle our own pretty damn well. You're missing the bigger picture as to why I know that.
5 years ago
dug fuck you and your gay ass haircut you fucking square.
5 years ago
square.... ok
5 years ago
Yeah a self suistaning california economy...based around what macadamia nuts?
5 years ago
California is worthless.
5 years ago
I've lost count but I think the current score is now something like:

Freshie: 28

Gunfags/miscFags: 0
5 years ago
no more like freshie: gay
me: 10000000000000000000
5 years ago
...I think it's cute you still tag along with the older kids.
5 years ago
Two points I'd like to make after reading all that. #1-The reason why our forefathers gave us the right to own guns was to protect the citizens (From The Government), and #2-If you own any weapon at all and you don't keep it in a locked safe, you shouldn't be allowed to own a weapon because I feel you are irresponsible and don't know enough about gun safety.
5 years ago
This is why I keep my rifle at my parent's house. They have a safe. I don't.
5 years ago
Red Dawn, man. RED!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!! DAWN!!!! WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
I keep mine in a locked safe, with locks on the guns. I'm not so paranoid that I need to sleep with one under my pillow at night.
5 years ago
Same here. All the guns in my safe have locks on them except for the handguns. But they're still locked.
5 years ago
I know a guy who likes poisonous snakes and collects them. I know he doesn't NEED them, he just wants them. I don't NEED my AK, I just wanted it. Freedom is pretty cool.
5 years ago
i heard all janitors are now going to get guns
5 years ago
and people who arent mentally stable.. oh wait thats already happening with the current fucking retarded gun contrololol laws in some states
5 years ago
in sodak, only bus drivers and wresting coaches will get guns
5 years ago
Leading causes of death in the USA in 2009 (Total: 2,437,163)
Heart disease: 599,413
Cancer: 567,628
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 137,353
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 128,842
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 118,021
Alzheimer's disease: 79,003
Diabetes: 68,705
Influenza and Pneumonia: 53,692
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 48,935
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 36,909


I suggest you find yourself a cause that actually has some fucking merit behind it, and stop watching so much Piers Morgan, you fucking lemming.
5 years ago
* possum garrotes gith *
5 years ago
We should ban this heart disease thing, all the heart knows is violence.
5 years ago
i forget - are you a cool stoner or an asshole?
5 years ago
He's an asshole.
5 years ago
All the heart does is beat.
5 years ago
I am a mellow dude until people come at me, i just want to live and let live.
5 years ago
and the beat goes on...
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz starts wiring the entire thread with C4 *
5 years ago
meh - it wont help
5 years ago
on the plus side - i bet i could sub at least four or five music vids right now and they wouldnt even get dissed
5 years ago
explosives don't kill threads, punky does
5 years ago
guns
5 years ago
who needs guns when you can get missiles!
5 years ago
The argument for gun control is illogical, unreasonable and ignorant.
The so called logic is flawed, entirely based on naive priori assumptions; lacking any proof knowledge or common sense, what is most amusing is they resort to emotional nonsense when you confront them on this..and ultimately to attacks and name calling like a child.
5 years ago
Yawn
5 years ago
Welcome to Mucho Drew.
5 years ago
That description could be used for either side of the argument.
5 years ago
He looks like Curley.
5 years ago
All those good ole' boys will tell you "The South will rise again"...let the government try to take away our 2nd Amendment rights and I guarantee they will make that statement come true.
5 years ago
Why do you think just the south will stand up to them?
5 years ago
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