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WHAMMY

a neck a noob and a veteran walk into a bar..the neck and the noob get beat up and raped..the veteran just sits there all cool...

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by tr_willk

submitted January 8th 2013

94 comments
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comments (94)
(5:33 AM) dik: hahaha that was easy
(5:33 AM) dik: total meltdown
(5:33 AM) dik: already
(5:34 AM) dik: people will think thats the coolest thing you ever said
(5:34 AM) dik: hehe
(5:36 AM) dik: WWDD? what would dik do???
(5:36 AM) dik: hahaha
(5:37 AM) dik: why dont you post more stuff from chat disco boy,,,,they love that
(5:37 AM) dik: hahahaJAMESFRINCOED
5 years ago
(5:53 AM) dik: wow
(5:53 AM) dik: hahahaha
(5:53 AM) dik: i really got to you huh nooby newson?
(5:54 AM) dik: good
(5:55 AM) SteeLxLiver: Who'r you talking to.
(5:55 AM) dik: you buddy
5 years ago
(6:59:59 AM) SteeLxLiver: tr is a fag.

you missed that part.
5 years ago
(5:56 AM) SteeLxLiver: Oh okay.
(5:59 AM) dik: hahaha
(5:59 AM) SteeLxLiver: tr is a fag.
(6:01 AM) dik: hes definitely right on the edge of a full no turning back drooling 72 hour hold
5 years ago
actually, blondie, there wasn't enough to post yet...there still isn't, but you already ruined it.

nice job.
5 years ago
we're missing choice material now, thanks to heather.
5 years ago
(6:59:59 AM) SteeLxLiver: tr is a fag.

pretty much sums up everything your life stands for. no need to hear anymore.
5 years ago
ouch
5 years ago
I think she really likes you tr
5 years ago
actually, i was kind of hoping to hear today's specials....
5 years ago
you couldn't afford them.
5 years ago
did they quintuple the prices since the last time i perused the menu?
5 years ago
Is there a printable menu available online?
5 years ago
they dont advertise the prices of the specials. nice try tho.
5 years ago
they? ...oh :(
5 years ago
in that case, since the specials are a big secret, i'll just have some crappy, over-priced kabobs....
5 years ago
should i take a picture of $30 with a sign, or should we just accept that you were full of shit about me not being able to "afford" to eat there and move on?
5 years ago
i kind of feel bad for tr in a way.....22 hours a day in here...hes not pleasant or smart..he wears a plastic bag as a hat..its sad
5 years ago
I'll save the masses the torture of seeing your mug, and admit i don't give a fuck.
5 years ago
im kidding its funny
5 years ago
Heather is on fire.
5 years ago
penicillin is indicated for that burning sensation.
5 years ago
30 dollars is like mcdonalds money...he wants to gangster flash 30 dollars??
5 years ago
pwned
5 years ago
heather works at mcdonalds
5 years ago
dik has spoken
5 years ago
lol gangster flash. dik you know thats all he has....
5 years ago
can i have fries with that, blondie?
5 years ago
hes all about the lauriers!
5 years ago
oh
5 years ago
she really does serve fries
5 years ago
how awkward
5 years ago
even if I did work at mcdonalds, your creepy ass wouldn't get a water.

creep.
5 years ago
"hey baby,,,,you got change for a 5 baby?"
5 years ago
tell you what, kid, how about you run along now and bring me back a plate of fries, and i give you this crisp, clean, big ONE DOLLAR BILL!!!!

does that sound like something you might be interested in doing every day you work?
5 years ago
'hey baby.... i hear chicks like cats. I GOT CATS!'
5 years ago
for those that might be slow on the uptake, the one dollar represents her tip on the overpriced $6 fries she peddles....
5 years ago
we dont have one dollar bills. so no. that sounds like nothing i would do.
5 years ago
Aren't you, like, unemployed tr?
5 years ago
Imma ditch digger.
5 years ago
i'm, like, retired, makodragon
5 years ago
mako he's just upset, ignore him.
5 years ago
"hey baby ...you ever heard of a rubiks cube honey?...youre beautiful baby"....."im leaving"
5 years ago
so like, how does that happen? If you're not above 65?
5 years ago
well first, get a job selling porn. then get laid off. then dont bother looking for another job. VOILA!
5 years ago
no one in america seriously expects their social security to be any more than a supplement...so it comes down to saving and prudent financial planning.

i actually got some other side jobs after i retired (working with other retired people) but that was more for something to do than a serious choice.
5 years ago
hahahaha
simple
5 years ago
Just saying. Maybe being a hypocrite isn;t working out for you tr.
Maybe trying a different avenue where you have the higher moral ground will work for you. Just saiyan.
5 years ago
what exactly is hypocritical about living the american dream?
5 years ago
Just saiyan.
5 years ago
lol. I mean i know I dont live in america... but last I heard, the american dream wasnt mooching off your 'girlfriend' while hoarding cats. just sayin.
5 years ago
I need a girlfriend.
5 years ago
But if it was, I'D be living it baby! YEAH!
5 years ago
the only thing for certain about tr is that he doesnt work..thats positive..everything else is just stories so people will talk to him..he just makes stuff up to talk......seriously
5 years ago
except for my selfless volunteer work with stray cats
5 years ago
The band?
5 years ago
^^*apart from the hoarding cats business. Those fuckers try mounting you when you are in high focus mode when trying to dispatch of the final boss in super mario wii
5 years ago
;iving in a tent....hot babes mensa girlfriend..daughter no daughter son..no son..theres tons of lies he cant keep up with
5 years ago
even the rubiks cube wasnt him which he admitted..it was his rubiks cube coach that did it
5 years ago
don't forget about the time that i met that girl online and moved out to california and bought her a house
5 years ago
Is this true?
5 years ago
plus the aliases
5 years ago
*I only had about an hour or so left to beat him before my girlfriend came home from her 12 hour shift to suck me off
5 years ago
fucking cats
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
DushanMandik
How many of you are actually awake because you have something productive to do this morning?
SteeLxLiver
I'm just waiting for the blowjob fairy.
dik
theres a blowjob fairy?
SteeLxLiver
Yeah.
dik
did not know
SteeLxLiver
He's really good.

Great way to start your day, fagchat! js.
5 years ago
You fucked up the chatlog.
5 years ago
Sorry, I'm in a rush to do something productive, kluvubye!
5 years ago
and thats a mucho meltdown(tm)

5 years ago
the best part was before when it had never happened
5 years ago
i tried to help..like always
im a people person
5 years ago
Retirement is the point where a person stops employment completely.

and... pwned.
5 years ago
hard to believe cat lovers could be so critical of work with stray cats
5 years ago
I'm retired from the army and Royal Sunalliance plus I get social security. My wife is going to retire in three years from the VA.

Now I can die I guess.
5 years ago
you're unemployed, squidley...that's just how it is.
5 years ago
Chop chop then
5 years ago
Wait, isn't this the time when you're supposed to go out and buy an RV and roam around the country getting lost cause of your impending dementia and flashing people at random hotel pools?
5 years ago
^ that's more or less what my parent's do, minus the dementia and flashing.
5 years ago
Well... Minus the dementia. I'm pretty sure minus the flashing too, but can you ever really be sure?
5 years ago
No smerf, no you can't.....
5 years ago
The 3 comments above are quite disconcerting.
5 years ago
Why?
5 years ago
Reports say he was beaten for listening to Justin Bieber

That wife beater did him no good.
5 years ago
Thnx 4 Z explanation.
5 years ago
Hahahaha
5 years ago
WTF?
5 years ago
Did he forget to renew his Mucho subscription?
5 years ago
They call him "Timex".
5 years ago
and why is that?
5 years ago
He takes a lickin and keeps on ticken.
5 years ago
not oe of them could drop him
5 years ago
He must not have taken his shoes off when he walked passed them.
No joke
5 years ago
He's getting his ass kicked for fucking around.
5 years ago
3rd world countries ewww hahahaha
3 years ago
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